Hello. Any MSc. Analytical chemistry student here? Pls reply ASAP, anticipating.

Lipinus Phillip Lord of the Lips Kemen

All thanks to Camera 360.

Happy Valentine dearie *wink* Niyinficient

richommie:

just tell me you re joking please


#YOLO

richommie:
aunty na old post na You still carry am for head??


#YOLO

Gerrout

richommie:
She's so stingy, to even buy herself a quality pad.



#YOLO

Always ultra pad is presently being sold for 400 naira, and you think she's still stingy??

Egbon ti dagba o

PoisonedOne:
That's so humane of you; even if I don't care about the president and his administration ( I'm mildly disappointed in him) I never wished him dead. I want him to do and be going, we no want again.

Word from the poisoned one:.)

I do not pray for his death rather quick recovery; remember he's somebody's father, uncle, grand dad, nephew and so on. He should come home hale and hearty, and do what should be done for things to go back to normal in our great country.




Meanwhile....

dacovajnr:
Well am back..........
I'm going to be 28 August and this girl is going to be 23 march and she's always proud of me.
Response: I thank God for Una 2 lives but who ask you?

I like it when she boosts my confidence..
I like it everytime she tells me "You can do it".
Response: She boosts your Confidence,Well anybody can Boost your confidence if given the chance. That she tells you"you can do it" means Celebrity Status awaits Her if you ever make it if not Sorry na ur case

She knows my too many flaws but she still believes in me.
Response: That she knows your flaw doesn't mean she won't use it against you if money finish

It's never a dull moment being around each other. Wow
Response: it will never be a dull moment until your moet turns Eva Table Water, you never make am now,yet u dey pop moet to impress a lady..if u cum make am nko?

As a young man, I've dreamt so big and if I no accomplish dem all, No be my mama born me.
Response: if you wan accomplish your Dream stop chasing anything that has Pussay and focus on making your Dream a Reality else you go turn Bastard
#BeGuided Egbon

Han han, guess you were expecting this before it was posted. Lol.

adewumiopeyemi:
nice pics dear hope u will be availabe for the next party dear iys going to be fun

Thanks dear but I won't be available.

bjhaid:
Oyindaberry nice profile pic ^.^

Thank you.

Niyinficient:

Me

Niyinficient:

Me

Niyinficient:
Nairalanders in Akure the Ondo state capital made a trip to the largest coastline in West Africa in Araromi seaside in And State.....

Getting down to the site, a 3hr drive from akure, one would wonder if our leaders who go on various vacations to the Carribeans are so dead to this precious jewel waiting to be explored! We bring you pictures!

@paulsibility, @temitopar, @ajoskele @leshluap

Who is this dark guy on yellow cap? Hmmmm

Wolfbrother:

Why you come dey famz

Ode.

Congratulations baby girl, this is just the beginning. You inspire me in a lot of ways beautiful. Cheers!!!

She bleached cause of a guy that has not for once thought of changing his own skin color. This is a lesson to all ladies, there's nothing you can do to keep a man; if he wants to flirt or go, he will.

jumper524:
Emmanuel Esezubor This Guys And Crime Na Follow Come

Lol

Good day to everyone, especially *Nigerian-Americans*. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, E ku election.

I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.

In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too.

Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong.

Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.

Do you eat moin moin ? Learn how to... In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.

Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.

Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.

Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.

When you 'collide' with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT.

Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".

Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing.

Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you.

These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported. More to come in due course.

Her mother bawo? This is Labi now, she's a presenter. OP, you get liver oo.

Bolustic:


"It was financial hardship that made me smuggle the drug. I was afraid of swallowing the drug, so I inserted eleven wraps of cocaine weighing 460 grammes into my anus. I sell clothes at Aswani Market, but poor patronage and family problems have turned me into a pauper. I regret everything" he lamented.

But if he had a successful trip, he would be rejoicing by now and not regretting. Liar. BTW, the guy in the third picture; his eyebrows looks like the two-edged sword

lifezone247:
our prayers? may be your prayers you meant to say, cos my prayer no even get any direction to this their matter at all.

Thank you jare, abi why I go leave all my own matter come carry another person own for my head like Ghana weaving? Kolewerk#

sallysalsa09:
Lol that advert is the interview u r to answer 12 questions with 5 secs to do that. I pass all that unfortunately after applying they said I didn't meet their criteria maybe due to my masters degree in an area not supported

I've watched the video like 3 times and still dunno how to answer the questions. I'm surprised you said you answered the questions asked in the video? How did you do that and how do I answer the questions the white man was asking?

Danku

canalily:
where are you located?

Lagos, you?

canalily:
when it comes to that he becomes human buh becomes port belly when...

Lol, abeg na; let's drop this talk.

canalily:
but if same call you for sharwama and supreme with the....you will go bah

Why not? Is he not human? Hehe

lexiconkabir:

What year and what department?

Industrial Chemistry, 2014

canalily:
why do u people alwaz petition abt most men port belley? Whch you call pregnant men

Lol, well as for me, I can put up with a moderate sized pot belly but the protruding one like that of a 8 months old pregnancy, I can't opt for.

lexiconkabir:

Sister just because of jokes uhn?

Lol beeni