Here’s mine:
“I will find you, and I will kill you”

dontrulee:
1. It's just a fucking dog!!
2. I can kill you with a pencil.
3. With great power comes great responsibility.
4. You've been declared guilty.

1. John Wick

Truly deserving of her, thanks for making Unilorin proud.
#BetterByFar

TeamLeader:
I took the loan and it's was due for repayment yesterday. On my own I was waiting for funds somewhere so I can set off the loan. Then A lady from the company called and was just ranting, I wanted to explain to the girl to have patience till 5pm she wasn't just listening, she was just ranting and bang the call on me.

Luckily for me few minutes later the money am expecting entered and I pay the loan immediately I do the repayment but seems the lady didn't notice and the app wasn't cleared. I didn't even noticed myself because I had low battery and I was on transit. Lagos traffic

Then around 10pm I got another debit alert from the company immediate I notify the lady through WhatsApp with the proof of payment I made earlier and what she said shocked me. She said the company can't refund the money that I should keep the debits alerts and took another loan but I refused say na my money I want but she is insisting that I will have to take another loan.

I don't want to take another loan am done with those loan sharks but how can I get my money back please. Should I take the risk because I don't know the game she wants to play o.

Help me guys

She’s just being lazy and doesn’t want to stress herself by filing for a refund for you. Of course you can get your money back, keep your debit alert but then send a mail to their customer care unit explaining your dilemma to them, attaching all evidences that you paid long before the money was auto debited. You paid via the bank account provided? If you paid on the app, it would be updated immediately but if you made payment into the company’s account, it won’t reflect on your app until it has been worked on by the agent treating your account... I believe they’d work on your refund since you paid before the auto debit

Yes, ‘else’ and ‘is’ Like I went blank and couldn’t spell these simple words

Togobroz:
Happy new month to everyone and I wish to thank God for his grace so far.

I have been a hustler for long trying to make ends meet and at a point I was able to save about 1.5million naira to travel to China but unfortunately I was duped and my hard earned money went to voicemail. I kept struggling and saving money to go to Europe but I was denied visa twice to two different countries and then I gave up.

I decided not to travel again but the stress and insecurity in Nigeria has been worrisome especially in my region so I decided to travel to any french speaking African country and just experience a whole new different life outside Nigeria. My initial plan was to go to Burkina Faso or Equitorial Guinea and I did some research that would guide me as I didn't know anyone in both countries and I was just determined to go on this adventure myself.

I saved up some money which got to almost 3 million naira and then I crossed my heart and made my trip. From Nigeria I crossed into Benin Republic and then to Togo where I was supposed to cross to Burkina Faso. On getting to Togo it was quite late so I had to pass the night in a cheap hotel of 2000cfa franc. In the hotel I met some Nigerians going to Ghana with some friends based in Togo. I was hearing their conversations as they drank at the bar while I sat alone with a bottle of their local beer Castle.

Being that in Togo I discovered they hardly speak English, I decided to introduce myself to those Nigerians so that I can make some enquiry from them and that was how we all got talking and gisting till late night. The guys based in Togo told me alot about Togo and how life is cheap if one has some capital to get accommodation and start a small business. I was made to understand there is steady light, water and security in the small country. The next day I was suppose to leave for Burkina Faso I decided to pay for the hotel room for a week and explore Togo a bit. The guys I met that were based in Togo already were really helpful and they took out time to show me around, know the prices of stuffs and where to buy cheap stuffs as well. I began to fall in love with the country except for the fact that most people don't understand English, though some try to understand and speak a little so you have to scatter the English for them to understand.

I decided to find a house and few days was enough for that. I got a room and parlor self contained house for 30,000cfa a month and paid a year which is 360,000cfa. They hold 6 months as deposit and after six months I start paying 30,000cfa monthly or anyhow I wish to stretch it based on my pocket. I just furnished it a little and I am just chilling with steady light on a brief. The house has a prepaid meter so I recharge and use according to my power.

After making some deep enquiry about what business to start at least for now, I bought a tricycle they call Apsonic here in Togo. It cost 1.4million cfa brand new plus the plate number registration and all. Then I found a driver who took it on hire purchase to balance 2.5million cfa at 25,000cfa per week.

My good people, I know I have not reached where I am going but I bless God for where I am coming from. Right now I just relax myself planning my next move while every Saturday I wait to receive my weekly salary. With life here if you are someone that knows how to manage, even 1000cfa can feed you a whole day so I am really doing my best to see how much I can save by the end of this year over here and know my next move.

Please you all pray for me as I also pray for you all. The journey of a thousand miles always start with a footstep.

May God be with you all the way, wishing you all the best

Paramount01:
Hello nairalanders,hope you guys days was good? please advice me on the matter on my mind.

I entered a relationship very early in my life as back as when I was still in secondary school with a girl in my area, we never had sex until wen she finsh her secondary school we started having sex,we don't stay far from each others house so is very easy for her to come over to my house when my parents are not around.

We had sex countless time and what did you expect from people that had sex every time without protection, the girl was pregnant. As at the time she was pregnant I was already in my 200level at the university and she was still looking for admission when I heard about it I told her to keep it but she told me she can't keep it that her parents will kill her so I gave her money to abort it which she did, we continue with our love affair but now very careful till I am about leaving for service, when going I told her I will surely keep myslef for her and she should also keep herself for me till I come that if I hear any rumor that she is dating somebody else I will just cut off the relationship so I left, after a year of service in the far east I got a job and she can't come to my side due to distance I later came home after 1and half year, as I saw her, I observed somebody else has touch her, her breast was full of milk I ask her what happen she said nothing, I later found out that she was pregnant for another guy when I was not around and she aborted it so the milk is still in her breast I was mad within me she beg and I forgive her.

Note all through my stay during service year I never touch any lady I kept my self for her as the promise I made with her,I stayed like 2 months at home before going back to my base,has I left she told me she was pregnant for me again I was shock but told her am not ready to father a child now that she should abort it, she aborted it and we continue our relationship but I only come home once in a year.

My mind was not pure with her again so I now start giving other girl attention due to what has happen before, I now met this new girl, we attend the same Catholic, we started has friend not until I begin to pick interest in this new girl,I asked her out and she agree which make me to forget this my old babe totally, the old babe complain and I told her I am sorry I can't continue with her again that my mind is not with her again, she begged but I told her parents I am not interested again.

My wedding with this my new babe will come up August but my conscience do judge me that i don't treat that old girl well by leaving her. pls help, what can I do?

I just pity the innocent lady who doesn’t know about your past and wants to get married to you. If your old girl were to be a virgin, would you have wanted to marry someone else? Of course not! You’ve done all sorts with her and want to go on to marry another lady. You both have sinned but who am I to judge?? Let your conscience guide you.

Biodun556:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/lekan-balogun-may-become-next-olubadan/amp/

It’s not ‘may’, he’s the next in line.

Yinkakolawole:
All of them carry the same look. Where our Dancing senator?

That’s him beside Davido

Carchoice:
70 years old man.

Accurate!

I learnt it was a mentally deranged girl beside her house that stabbed the poor girl to death and her body put inside a cooler. May God have mercy on us, this young girl didn’t deserve to die this horrific way. May God comfort her family.

This was some years back in the hostel I lived in while schooling. My neighbor’s 2 years old daughter, very sharp and bright, called out my name from the window of her mom’s room(my apartment was behind the window) She calls me “aunty Tunde”… she was like “Aunty Tunde, I’m having headache in my neck” I laughed so hard that day. I miss her, Izzy baby.

Source?

HonNL:
Kenule Beeson "Ken" Saro-Wiwa (born 10 October 1941) was a Nigerian writer, television producer, environmental activist.

He was a member of the Ogoni people, an ethnic minority in Nigeria whose homeland, Ogoniland, in the Niger Delta has been targeted for crude oil extraction since the 1950s and which has suffered extreme environmental damage from decades of indiscriminate petroleum waste dumping.

On the 10th of November 1995, Saro-Wiwa, Saturday Dobee, Nordu Eawo, Daniel Gbooko, Paul Levera, Felix Nuate, Baribor Bera, Barinem Kiobel, and John Kpuine were hanged at the Port Harcourt prison.



SOURCE

One thing that God detests- shedding of innocent blood. May God have mercy on our land.

Toks2008:


O le manage la ti se 10 push ups every morning.

mo ma try bayen

Toks2008:
Do you know that many ladies are unhappy about the look of their breasts?



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/naija-fashion/243774-five-quick-ways-firm-breasts-naturally.html

And if you can afford it, Go for Boobs job

This is not a natural way to enhance the breast but it is a good way to fast track the transformation.

Àyè wá dà?

jUeLiZ:
My friend, a dump truck operator, while on morning duty sighted this beast curled up around an Mtn mast, trying to make it way up. He immediately alighted and did justice to it.

By the way, is snake a beast?

tdalfred:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4342535125783418&id=100000809218966


©✍️✍️✍️T.D. Alfred (September, 2021)
Storyteller•Writing Instructor.

What’s all the noise about? Should he be welcomed at the airport with a wheelbarrow? I don’t understand. You lots leave your own problems and focus on something else, going back and forth on irrelevant things. Common!

The guy is just catching cruise, we’re friends on Twitter

lopjohnny:
Mine was, I was so broke to an extent that I could not afford #50 for my transport to school (I stayed off campus), and the distance from off campus to the main campus of my school (Unilorin) is like Niger to Oyo. I had to relocate to school for two days reading, it was exam period. How I fed for those two days is still a mystery to me.

Share yours.

Not really.... Gather here, let’s take a selfie � if you rep the Better By Far Institution.

Yungmil:
Straight to the point. Bad debt and crazy customers.

Share yours

Are you into the collections?

Omooba77:
Agbole, Akute, Ofada, Mowe when it rains......

Inclusive of Agbado Okearo axis, such an eyesore when it rains

Kosiso12:
BREAKING!!! Nigeria To Start Production of Airplanes Before 2023 - FG



https://igberetvnews.com/1398869/breaking-nigeria-start-production-airplanes-2023-fg/

Misplaced priorities. You lots will just open your mouths waaaa and be spitting rubbish.

If you want to do it, make sure you do. You may have an opportunity in the nearest future and that can secure you a spot. I am a Masters degree holder in Industrial Chemistry, I do not regret having it. I might not have the best of jobs now but I’m working towards being more comfortable

binarymachine:


Source: https://flipmemes.com/2020/10/17/8-social-media-etiquette-you-should-learn/

9. Do not initiate video call without seeking the consent of the other party

BigSarah:
Work-Chop

The Main loser here are Nigerians thinking there's a Saint in power or the civil force, majority of your favourite politician, pastors, imams, law enforcement agents are decorated crooks...
Nigerians need to stop looking for who is holier than them, that's what gave us Corrupt buhari and corrupt osinbanjo.

Sis, you took the words right out of my mouth. You’re so point !

Your deputy?

emapraiz:
Its definatey Fraud
3 lf my friends had an encounter with that same location
They ended up paying money without results

This right here is wrong, pls get your facts right because these comments misleads the public.

Macsjebs:


Source: https://www.odditycentral.com/architecture/chinese-company-erects-10-storey-apartment-building-in-less-than-29-hours.html

Shabalabala *In Pastor Chris’ voice* I will never be broke in my life

Good day all, thanks for the useful contributions everyone posts here on a regular. Pls where can I buy quality plain and patterned fabrics at wholesale prices in Lagos?

iKingsley:
This is good news. Imagine this man wanted to be Nigerian President.
Buhari is a saint for where this man dey

No be lie o