Uzomacharles:
MTN still have one but is 50mb capped

Does this one require those .ehi files？

stanliwise:

Browsing is cheap and network security is stronger right now. Anyway you need to understand headers manipulation to cheat a network.

If for example MTN allow you to do a cheap bundle only for YouTube. You can convert this bundle to browser for other things. All you need is the right headers injection to send the perfect request to make MTN believe you are sending a YouTube like query. And then it would serve you the required data.

Alright, thanks. I'll learn more

I'm curious.

Sometime ago, we enjoyed 0.0k free browsing using some suspicious VPN apps. Unfortunately, they no longer work.

However, the fact that such things worked got me thinking...

How exactly does a VPN trick work?

I'm not exactly new to computer programming, and I'm wondering if I could use one of my many domain hosts (e.g. Namecheap) or a premium VPN app like Nord VPN to establish one of such connections (for personal use?)

Thanks!

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Dear my fellow ... wait... My fellow dear Nige... no... wait...

My dear fellow Nigerian,
You may have wondered times without number what exactly it was you did in your past life to deserve this country, Nigeria.

Well, you were obviously a corrupt, bloodthirsty murderer, a thief, among other things.

Knowing that, you may now wonder what you could do to make Nigeria a better place?

I pondered on that same question for one full week while dry fasting and praying for answers.

And then... On the 7th day, I took a wise decision to give up.

But just before I went to break the fasting with a hot bowl of *****, something terrifying appeared to me. I beheld what stood before me in all its glory. It was tall, dark skinned with broad shoulders... But its gigantic wings gave it away as an angel of God. Without a notable gender and an annoyingly high pitched voice, it was the finest thing I had ever set eyes on. Literally straight outta this world.

***

"Whoa!!" I said. "Are you an Angel? I have a question: Why the hell are you black?"

The Angel laughed and explained to me how color black and darkness were the oldest things in existence and how God chose that colour for himself and the rest of them to signify his benevolence... He laughed: "It's ridiculous how white people portray us as white right?".

Ah, we laughed.

"Well, what other questions do you have?"

...and then I asked it why I was brought to this world as a Nigerian.

And then, the creature answered my question with a question. It said:

"Well, I have this question for you:
No matter what the inhabitants of hell do, do you think they could possibly make their habitat a better place?"

Na so we start dey laugh roll for ground o... I even used that opportunity to pull a feather from it.

We chatted and chatted, laughed and laughed.

***

When it was about leaving, it turned around and looked at the bowl of ***** that I was about to eat and asked: "Dude, what the fûck is that?".


Na so shame catch me o... I put face for ground. But I roll back the blame to the hardship in this country sha... That did the trick.

Some days ago o, a friend came to visit me (not my girlfriend). She and her friend actually had something to do in my town very early the next day; they decided to pass the night. I agreed.

They arrived late in the evening... She introduced her friend.
They had their bath, I made dinner (they helped)... We ate.

Started seeing a movie... There was this funny sex scene that got me and my friend's friend (the other girl) laugh uncontrollably damn. I swear, there was a connection between me and this other girl... We laughed at the same time—at same jokes. However, my main friend didn't laugh...was probably embarrassed?

The movie ended. It was time to sleep... I had a large bed in my student self-con.

In American films, I know I was supposed to sleep on the floor or something... But me na i-dun-care person... I just made a joke about it and told them to "shift for me abeg" (I cannot come and be lying down on the ground in my own house. Wetin?)

While we lay in the dim light (nepa seized the light so I turned on my rechargeable that I forgot to charge). Me in the front, somehow the other girl managed to be in the middle, then my main friend at the back facing the wall.
While we (I and the other girl) were chatting and laughing, she took my left arm and placed her head on my muscles... What‽

Instinctively, I started stroking her hair softly, we didn't say a word... My friend was facing the wall.

Suddenly, she turned and faced me properly. I swear, I never knew my heart could leap at anything, but was happening too fast to believe. Her hand started going every where, so me too, my other hand started to dig... Exercising my fingers. At this point we were kissing too.

Something told me my friend knew exactly what was going on... How couldn't she? Though we were very quiet. She seemed asleep.

My d;ck had reached its elastic limit... And attempting to stretch beyond...

A few more minutes, Na so dis yeye nepa come bring blinding light o. My speakers boomed. That's how my friend suddenly "woke up". I quickly turned my belly to the bed to hide my tremendously charged rod.

My main friend spoke... She told me to please turn down the speakers.
Hmm... Me? stand up? I dey mad? (I thought)

Na so I start dey describe how she go off am herself o... To worsen the case, she sat up to see another movie

Well, while she watched the movie, her friend didn't even care, slept in my arms till the next morning... That lady na real sweet i-dun-care babe, I swear.

That one pain me small sha.



Now, I know nairalanders will definitely have crazier "near doing it experiences". Share yours.

Forgerrit

I read all 14 pages (a first on nairaland).

Here's the summary (for those that read page 1-14):

The girl grabbing a guys d;ck in front of his dad was the funniest before the story of the guy that had his d;ck tied to a distant bunk. Damn.
Oh! The boy and girl on the fallen palm tree too!

The most interesting (sex related group) was the story of the girl that begged a guy to Erase her name from a list of noisemakers...he refused. She kissed him deeply as a final strategy in front of the class...which made him literally shred the list!.


The most creepy doesn't go to the guy with the story of a baby that turns into a rat or the one with the anti-gravity girl's hostel but the nursery school girl removing chocolate bars from her vagina to give guys... However, I thought the bars to be extremely small or...

The most Ajekpako... Hmm.. Dem dey plenty sha... The guy on the mango tree, the mirror on assembly ground, the guys clearing an entire farm, cooking porridge in a boarding school,...

The most genius: the 10yr old guy with papers in the exam hall, the students escaping in a school bus, the guys that went 'cricket' partying...

Best with teachers: the most high guy eating the student teacher's pussy and the subsequent bangings (damn... This one ehh).
A guy also claimed to have banged his computer mistress in the lab. Another caught two tutors doing in the science lab.
Another claimed a corper gave him a BJ.

I sure can make a story from the holy ghost anointing session and the abrupt finding of square roots from the (Chapel?) due to sighting a strange being!
The one of the falling mast too!

Majority of the stories are questionable but here: There was a guy that had a 3some with 3 JSS3 girls in his dorm. Hmm.
One impregnated his form mistress!

The girl that let a 'public admirer' see her peeing... Hmm, either she was very young or she's the I-dun-care type.

The snapping of a girl's bra by a guy and follow up slaps (directed at the wrong guy) was one of the most realistic sex stories.

There's one of a guy holding up a ladder for a girl...getting so hard by the view; periodically helping her down, his wildly erect d;ck raising up her skirt and rubbing her panties and butt—and the girl enjoying it. The story teller concluded by admitting ejaculation and the girl getting pissed off! "angry", in his words...because moses' staff went flaccid too soon. That part was damn funny!



Mad oh

codedtony:
i am just curious which is better qpython or pydroid let us keep this trend alive

You don't compare dog to lion.

QPython can't even run common turtle. The only GUI library I knew QPython supported was kivy and another boring one nobody used before I abandoned the app.

With Pydroid, you can literally copy your codes from PC and run them without modifying any damn thing. From tkinter to Pyqt. Is it matplotlib? Pyjnius? Tensorflow? Jupyter? Django (OK, qpython runs this too) Keras? Scipy or scikit-learn? ... Just name it!

Pydriod has a flawless pip... Unlike QPython. I had to dig into pip and tricked or modified it before I could use it those days. You can manage all libraries in Pydroid... Command line? No. Better. By clicking to install or uninstall! ... Damn. I can talk from now till tomorrow—but one thing for sure, Pydroid's a love at first sight.

Coming from a guy with years of experience programming on mobile and that have done unbelievable things from his android device, from building android apps with actual Java codes (yes, I know of an app... It's free) to building complex websites without coding anything on PC (for myself and clients), no app currently exists on the face of this planet (for python) that can be compared to Pydroid.

Peace.

Cc: Perhaps, megasamuel, Aybee92, lekropasky and to every other person who mentioned QPython directly or indirectly.

chiwex:


what type of error and have you solve the problem

Thanks. I solved it long ago... Probably same day I made the lost

BANK NAME – ZENITH BANK
ACCOUNT NAME –BENJAMIN OKOROKPA
ACCOUNT NUMBER – 2111209107
ACCOUNT TYPE – SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Jambhelp2@gmail.com / jambhelp2@gmail.com

Email doesn't exist!

BANK NAME – ZENITH BANK
ACCOUNT NAME –BENJAMIN OKOROKPA
ACCOUNT NUMBER – 2111209107
ACCOUNT TYPE – SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Jambhelp2@gmail.com / jambhelp2@gmail.com

Email doesn't exist!

BANK NAME – ZENITH BANK
ACCOUNT NAME –BENJAMIN OKOROKPA
ACCOUNT NUMBER – 2111209107
ACCOUNT TYPE – SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Jambhelp2@gmail.com / jambhelp2@gmail.com

Email doesn't exist!

BANK NAME – ZENITH BANK
ACCOUNT NAME –BENJAMIN OKOROKPA
ACCOUNT NUMBER – 2111209107
ACCOUNT TYPE – SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Jambhelp2@gmail.com / jambhelp2@gmail.com

Email doesn't exist!

I keep getting a redirection error from browser. Any help?

On a Saturday? I hope no school on Monday then. Only then will it make sense

You have 1 million dollars to pay someone.

A. Someone with a good professional training
B. Someone with a bachelor degree after 6 years of study

Who will you give your money to?

Many signatures on nairaland these days say they build websites, software... Etc.

Some even create special threads to advertise themselves but usually filled with their own posts.



Have you advertised yourself on nairaland recently? If yes did you get any client? How many overall?

codekobo:
you can check out the new platform for developers where you can master web development and programming https://codekobo.com

Nice. Which font did you use?

I just wonder who the hell started calling himself an engineer

greenhulk:


Someone already did here

https://www.nairaland.com/5316114/beware-jumia-disappointed-received-fake

Thanks man.

Let somebody do an buy na...

I want real reviews ASAP

It's time for us to study the Drake's Curse. Like if you think Drake's curse is real. Share if otherwise

Well, I know WingIDE debugs python.

If una like, make una no migrate to PHP.

I remember building sites for client with Django... After adding hosting costs (of django) and workman fee... Dem run commot!

Ever since I realised php is the boss... Nobody run leave me again.

What is best for Nigeria right now? I'm deeply concerned.

Too much money in political seats = bad things

greatface:
And what have you now?

Exactly Nothing.

Over 330 views and no solution?

I see the amount of people whe been Wan come shine but got disappointed seeing BASIC!

knaikky:
Hi guys, I have an E-Commerce site(wordpress) and I need someone to help with few touch up for a low budget of N3,000. Plz basic graphics knowledge is required.

Chat me on whatsapp if u are willing to help 08034157425

OP. Na war for you o

I will help you, but this basic graphic knowledge you are talking about eh?

You'll add something thing o

WhatsApp: 0eight05190five,five32

Hmm... Interesting...

I have an idea. How about an app that will channel all votes through one central server (with me as the only administrator)