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Education / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by oyolohi: 3:30am On Jan 24
grin grin cheesy

I read all 14 pages (a first on nairaland).

Here's the summary (for those that read page 1-14):

The girl grabbing a guys d;ck in front of his dad was the funniest before the story of the guy that had his d;ck tied to a distant bunk. Damn.
Oh! The boy and girl on the fallen palm tree too!

The most interesting (sex related group) was the story of the girl that begged a guy to Erase her name from a list of noisemakers...he refused. She kissed him deeply as a final strategy in front of the class...which made him literally shred the list!.


The most creepy doesn't go to the guy with the story of a baby that turns into a rat or the one with the anti-gravity girl's hostel but the nursery school girl removing chocolate bars from her vagina to give guys... However, I thought the bars to be extremely small or...

The most Ajekpako... Hmm.. Dem dey plenty sha... The guy on the mango tree, the mirror on assembly ground, the guys clearing an entire farm, cooking porridge in a boarding school,...

The most genius: the 10yr old guy with papers in the exam hall, the students escaping in a school bus, the guys that went 'cricket' partying...

Best with teachers: the most high guy eating the student teacher's pussy and the subsequent bangings (damn... This one ehh).
A guy also claimed to have banged his computer mistress in the lab. Another caught two tutors doing in the science lab.
Another claimed a corper gave him a BJ.

I sure can make a story from the holy ghost anointing session and the abrupt finding of square roots from the (Chapel?) due to sighting a strange being!
The one of the falling mast too!

Majority of the stories are questionable but here: There was a guy that had a 3some with 3 JSS3 girls in his dorm. Hmm.
One impregnated his form mistress!

The girl that let a 'public admirer' see her peeing... Hmm, either she was very young or she's the I-dun-care type.

The snapping of a girl's bra by a guy and follow up slaps (directed at the wrong guy) was one of the most realistic sex stories.

There's one of a guy holding up a ladder for a girl...getting so hard by the view; periodically helping her down, his wildly erect d;ck raising up her skirt and rubbing her panties and butt—and the girl enjoying it. The story teller concluded by admitting ejaculation and the girl getting pissed off! "angry", in his words...because moses' staff went flaccid too soon. That part was damn funny!



Mad oh

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Programming / Re: Support Python Programming With Android Devices :qpython E.t.c by oyolohi: 8:15am On Jan 01
codedtony:
i am just curious which is better qpython or pydroid let us keep this trend alive


You don't compare dog to lion.

QPython can't even run common turtle. The only GUI library I knew QPython supported was kivy and another boring one nobody used before I abandoned the app.

With Pydroid, you can literally copy your codes from PC and run them without modifying any damn thing. From tkinter to Pyqt. Is it matplotlib? Pyjnius? Tensorflow? Jupyter? Django (OK, qpython runs this too) Keras? Scipy or scikit-learn? ... Just name it!

Pydriod has a flawless pip... Unlike QPython. I had to dig into pip and tricked or modified it before I could use it those days. You can manage all libraries in Pydroid... Command line? No. Better. By clicking to install or uninstall! ... Damn. I can talk from now till tomorrow—but one thing for sure, Pydroid's a love at first sight.

Coming from a guy with years of experience programming on mobile and that have done unbelievable things from his android device, from building android apps with actual Java codes (yes, I know of an app... It's free) to building complex websites without coding anything on PC (for myself and clients), no app currently exists on the face of this planet (for python) that can be compared to Pydroid.

Peace.

Cc: Perhaps, megasamuel, Aybee92, lekropasky and to every other person who mentioned QPython directly or indirectly.

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Programming / Re: [Tutorial Post] How To Integrate Paystack Payment System With PHP by oyolohi: 6:04pm On Nov 21, 2019
chiwex:


what type of error and have you solve the problem

Thanks. I solved it long ago... Probably same day I made the lost
Business / Re: List Of Verified Scammers On Nairaland by oyolohi: 1:23am On Nov 05, 2019
BANK NAME – ZENITH BANK
ACCOUNT NAME –BENJAMIN OKOROKPA
ACCOUNT NUMBER – 2111209107
ACCOUNT TYPE – SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Jambhelp2@gmail.com / jambhelp2@gmail.com

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Nairaland / General / Re: Report A Scam! by oyolohi: 1:21am On Nov 05, 2019
BANK NAME – ZENITH BANK
ACCOUNT NAME –BENJAMIN OKOROKPA
ACCOUNT NUMBER – 2111209107
ACCOUNT TYPE – SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Jambhelp2@gmail.com / jambhelp2@gmail.com

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Business / Re: ||SCAM ALERT!!! Don't Be A Victim||*UPDATES ON PAGES 1-5* by oyolohi: 1:20am On Nov 05, 2019
BANK NAME – ZENITH BANK
ACCOUNT NAME –BENJAMIN OKOROKPA
ACCOUNT NUMBER – 2111209107
ACCOUNT TYPE – SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Jambhelp2@gmail.com / jambhelp2@gmail.com

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Business / Re: Names, Phone Numbers And Account Numbers Of Scammers In Nigeria, by oyolohi: 1:17am On Nov 05, 2019
BANK NAME – ZENITH BANK
ACCOUNT NAME –BENJAMIN OKOROKPA
ACCOUNT NUMBER – 2111209107
ACCOUNT TYPE – SAVINGS ACCOUNT
Jambhelp2@gmail.com / jambhelp2@gmail.com

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Programming / Re: [Tutorial Post] How To Integrate Paystack Payment System With PHP by oyolohi: 12:02pm On Oct 18, 2019
I keep getting a redirection error from browser. Any help?
Education / Re: 5th October: World Teachers' Day 2019 by oyolohi: 11:10am On Oct 05, 2019
On a Saturday? I hope no school on Monday then. Only then will it make sense

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Career / Re: 6-Year Degree Program Or Professional Courses, Which Should I Go For? by oyolohi: 11:40am On Oct 01, 2019
You have 1 million dollars to pay someone.

A. Someone with a good professional training
B. Someone with a bachelor degree after 6 years of study

Who will you give your money to?

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Programming / How Many Clients Have You Gotten From Your Web Development Ad On Nairaland? by oyolohi: 7:57pm On Sep 27, 2019
Many signatures on nairaland these days say they build websites, software... Etc.

Some even create special threads to advertise themselves but usually filled with their own posts.



Have you advertised yourself on nairaland recently? If yes did you get any client? How many overall?

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Programming / Re: [Software Review]My 1st Mobile App, Please Evaluate & Let Me Know What To Adjust by oyolohi: 5:54pm On Sep 08, 2019
codekobo:
you can check out the new platform for developers where you can master web development and programming https://codekobo.com
Nice. Which font did you use?
Programming / Re: Any Tecnical Difference B/w A Software Engineers And Developers by oyolohi: 5:26pm On Sep 08, 2019
I just wonder who the hell started calling himself an engineer cheesy
Phones / Re: Generic P35 Pro - 6gb Ram Phone Under 31,000 Naira by oyolohi: 3:29am On Aug 24, 2019
Phones / Re: Generic P35 Pro - 6gb Ram Phone Under 31,000 Naira by oyolohi: 2:18pm On Jul 23, 2019
Let somebody do an buy na...

I want real reviews ASAP cheesy
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Loses to Andy Ruiz Jr. Knocked Out In The 7th Round (Pics) by oyolohi: 5:26am On Jun 02, 2019
It's time for us to study the Drake's Curse. Like if you think Drake's curse is real. Share if otherwise

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Programming / Re: What Is The Best IDE For Programming Python And Django In 2019 by oyolohi: 7:09pm On Mar 14, 2019
Well, I know WingIDE debugs python.
Programming / Re: Why Python & Django Are Your Top Choice For Web Development by oyolohi: 7:06pm On Mar 14, 2019
If una like, make una no migrate to PHP.

I remember building sites for client with Django... After adding hosting costs (of django) and workman fee... Dem run commot!

Ever since I realised php is the boss... Nobody run leave me again.

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Politics / Re: "I'm Calling This Result Under Duress" - Prof Ibeabuchi Declares Okorocha Winner by oyolohi: 10:14pm On Feb 25, 2019
What is best for Nigeria right now? I'm deeply concerned.

Too much money in political seats = bad things

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Programming / Re: PLEASE Help A Beginner by oyolohi: 10:35am On Feb 14, 2019
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Programming / Re: PLEASE Help A Beginner by oyolohi: 10:34am On Feb 14, 2019
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Programming / Re: PLEASE Help A Beginner by oyolohi: 10:31am On Feb 14, 2019
greatface:
And what have you now?
Exactly Nothing.
Programming / Re: PLEASE Help A Beginner by oyolohi: 11:06pm On Feb 12, 2019
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Over 330 views and no solution?

I see the amount of people whe been Wan come shine but got disappointed seeing BASIC!

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Programming / Re: I Need Someone To Help Modify Wordpress Site 3k by oyolohi: 11:02pm On Feb 12, 2019
knaikky:
Hi guys, I have an E-Commerce site(wordpress) and I need someone to help with few touch up for a low budget of N3,000. Plz basic graphics knowledge is required.

Chat me on whatsapp if u are willing to help 08034157425

OP. Na war for you o

I will help you, but this basic graphic knowledge you are talking about eh?

You'll add something thing o

WhatsApp: 0eight05190five,five32
Programming / Re: Let Us Start A New Project That Can Assist In The 2019 Election by oyolohi: 10:54pm On Feb 12, 2019
Hmm... Interesting...

I have an idea. How about an app that will channel all votes through one central server (with me as the only administrator)
Programming / Re: Help On Android Studio For 1gb Ram Pc Installation Dhtml And Other Should Enter by oyolohi: 10:47pm On Feb 12, 2019
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Appropriate title "Help On Riding My Bicycle Through 2 Meter Deep Mud"

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Programming / Re: My Semester GPA Calculator With Javascript by oyolohi: 10:40pm On Feb 12, 2019
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Programming / Re: I'm a very dull programmer. by oyolohi: 10:33pm On Feb 12, 2019
In one of my projects, I saw how many lines of code I had. They were too many!

I asked myself if that was smart?

I rewrote many blocks and lines, converting up to 5 lines to a line and blocks to 1 block. Etc...

When I was through. I knew that complexity in minimal lines was smarter than thousands of lines.

If I post some of the codes here, some of you will have to go back to your pdf materials.


A train isn't necessarily better than a Rolls-Royce.

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Programming / Re: I'm a very dull programmer. by oyolohi: 10:24pm On Feb 12, 2019
If handling complex problems means Programmers are smart then Thanks to stackoverflow.

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Politics / Re: Sahara Reporters BREAKING: Wole Soyinka Endorses Moghalu For President by oyolohi: 12:35am On Feb 12, 2019
Jettage:
Moghalu that did not do any town hall meeting, never campaigned beyond abia, not bold enough to go to the north, could not articulate what he hoped to pay workers as minimum wage,
Had a deputy without brain,
He and Soyinka are bound to loose
Na war o, where did you get your stats from Even me that don't watch news have seen him in a town hall meeting (more than once sef).

And as for the campaigns, what about the wonderful one at Kano?
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/06/kano-declares-for-moghalu-as-mammoth-crowd-receives-ypp-presidential-candidate/amp/
Politics / Re: Many Slump At Atiku's Overcrowded Kano Campaign Rally by oyolohi: 11:59pm On Feb 10, 2019
aralc:
How I wish neither APC nor PDP should win.
...and that's the only way out of the infinite loop

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