*SHOUTING*

You'll be shocked the amount of money you spend if you start saving.

Since 2018, i have a spreadsheet I manage both on my mobile device and PC. Syncd.

Each and EVERY naira I spend or earn goes into the spreadsheet (Divided into Expenses and Income). Doing such financially smart things will open your eyes to lots of things you miss. At the end of each month. Tabulate using spreadsheet formulae how much you earned and spent and also subtract your expenses from your income. If it's negative then you lost that month.

You could easily visualize how much you spend of stuff like Airtime/Data, how much you truly make yourself and how much come from family, etc.


I found myself cutting lots of unnecessary things I spent on. For example, if my 1 week data expires before one week. Fire. Untill next week be that. Also, I stopped dailing all those yeye bank codes to recharge directly from bank account etc because my spreadsheet's data exposed how easily I recharged using those codes. A significant percentage of my Expenses went to data.


Get used to saving and you'll wonder why people don't become millionaires at the age of 40 at most.


ADVISE:
1. If your savings increase significantly, you'll be tempted to start investing thinking you're making a smart move. But dont. Especially if you aren't upto 30yrs.

2. Avoid sex or girlfriends technically collecting money (nothing dey there. I've been single since 2017. If you're so obsessed with sex. You can get it for free. If you know, you know)

3. Avoid MARRIAGE

4. Avoid making kids --especially if you're a man (you won't understand now)

5. Avoid data-consuming sites like Instagram etc. Wetin dey those yeye unoriginal peoples photo sef.

6. Take some time off internet periodically. You'll realize how you miss nothing at all. And if your work is based on the internet, that discovery will help you focus on only the apps and websites that matter.

Roydxemmy:
Worth sharing.....

...she even took the dog

*SHOUTING*

Marriage is when you can't bang other girls and you ain't guaranteed of getting it from your wife. (most recent definition)


I wonder why sane guys still think of getting marked or having kids.

Dem sanction Mr Sanction?
Don't take OP seriously sha

You've let this into the universe...
You don spoil my hope for this country forever.
Pls how much to go to Ghana by bus?

fk001:
I don't know why southerners are intimidated by the caliphate. The most insecure people on earth are southerners they claim that they are more educated than northerners but still they feel threatened by northern existence....

The North doesn't even care about you guys they are busy minding their business and doing their sharia but still you won't allow them to rest.

You guys should take a chill pill and stop hating.

You see, my friend. They aren't minding their business --unless of course, their "business" (venture) is "Nigeria".
I lived in an area in Benue that was terrorised by Northern Herds men. They killed any peasant farmer who complained about their cattle grazing on their farmlands (and well, this make sense if the land belongs to the herdsmen. A slave can't own land in its master's land). The farmers had cutlasses, the herdsmen had AK47s. We stopped living there and are about leaving that part of Benue entirly and you call people "Insecure".

If you are currently not benefiting from "Nigeria" then shame on you bro, shame on you.

I lived in Benue and still do. I lived a long time around the areas "herds men" cleansed us.

The day I lost hope in Nigeria was when in our eyes, helicopters came to supply these herds men ammunitions. They've successfully taken over lots of lands in benue.

This also takes my mind back to the other day when El-rufai was like the time for restructuring is now. What the hell?

Fear a highly educated terrorist more than buhari. He just said that to gain more votes and turn Southern nigeria into Southern Kaduna.

I'm not giving birth. If I must, not in Nigeria.

ABCthingx:
43 mins! That's Scary!

The original is 140mb. However, you could download a lesser version from www.ssyoutube.com&a_ts=1605590240.793">this link or search for "youtube video to audio" on google for an even smaller size (audio only)

iLegendd:
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It seems some of us will stay single for life. We don taya.

Let's just make money, exercise, eat, masturbate, and sleep.

No more marriage. Virgins don finish.

Lol. I decided not to marry nor have kids long ago. Not because there are no virgins but other reasons.

Why you go drink swimming pool water? You know how many pipu swim dia?

Was chatting with one of my US based friend the other day... The guy came to visit his homeland Naija. He wanted to make new friends... I told him that they're fine girls around na.

He then said he've tried...that they act like prostitutes. I almost started defending my Naija girls but I reason am too...

1. Olosho = Money then sex (in that order)
2. Most Naija babes = Money, Money, Money, Sex, Money (in that order)

Conclusion: Some Girlfriend worst pass Olosho

Disclaimer:
In the story of my mum badging into my room, she had no idea why she needed to come in (and I never told her). When I told her I was fine, she just relaxed and said she just wanted to check on me.

In her head was just the regular impulsive feeling we all get periodically. While of course, some of these impulsive feeling to do something or check on someone might be entirely random, the aftermath (for the conscious ones who pay attention) usually proves otherwise.


For example, you're thinking of something else and suddenly you're distracted by the thought of a friend or loved one and suddenly, you get a phone call from that person. The impulsive distraction you got before the call could, (very likely), have been caused by the caller thinking about you before placing the call. I'm positive some Niralanders here have had similar experiences. That feeling when you get a random call and you just feel you 'knew' you'll receive a call from that person --that very moment.

It happens from time to time to everyone but not everyone pays attention. This is just a little instance.

I repeat, it is quite logical to believe the feeling you got before receiving the call from that particular person is random and coincidental --and some definitely are.

LikeAking:
Fiction.

No dear, it isn't.

The good thing about my discovery is that, unlike religion or faith, you don't have to believe what I've written to experiment and see results for yourself!

If I post guides here and you follow them --it doesn't matter if you believe or not-- you'll definitely achieve everything I narrated here...and more.


I conducted these experiments over and over and over and over again just to be certain it ain't coincidental.


Firstly, I encourage you to ask your mom if she knew when you cried while she was away. If she says she did, ask her how exactly. That's your first step.

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What I narrated above is just the tip of the iceberg. I've done really cool things...some crazy.

I'm currently writing a book to reawaken this lost ability. It's not that I have superhuman powers. I have such powers because I'm human like you.

I hope to complete the book someday. In it are detailed steps on exactly how to train your mind in this new dimension and the various things you will achieve.



I might be updating this thread with my experiment and how-to tutorials if you guys are truly interested

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Humans have the strongest telepathic abilities I've worked with. But the fact that we could pick up a cellphone and just call a loved one have pushed this ability faraway from us. It makes me so sad for the present day human race.

Sometime ago, I was watching a documentary...it was about Lions.

Three cubs walked away from their parents and wondered far away...at least a kilometre away. Suddenly, a herd of buffalo began approaching... If you watch wildlife, you'll know how much hate buffalos have for lions. These buffalos surrounded the cubs and were ready to gore them to death. The cubs ran under some shrubs in great terror as the buffalos kept circling them with obvious intentions off uprooting the shrubs for access...and then the unimaginable happened.
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Back home, suddenly, the mothers of the cubs, at that very moment got up abruptly from their slumber...if you see race whe dem carry run go the area where dia cubs been dey eh.

That was how the Lionesses arrived and faught off these buffalos to rescue their cubs o.

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It was telepathic communication. Ever since that day, I developed a keen interest in studying animals and this telepathy they exhibit. I noticed all animals still gat theirs intact... And I asked myself, what about humans??

INTERVIEWING MY MOM

I sat with my mom one day, and drove the conversion towards telepathy. She disclosed how she always knew when we cried Whenever she was away while we were toddlers. She told me most women still gat it...but it fades gradually as their children grow up (especially if the woman is the careless type). We discussed extensively on the subject.

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Within that period, I started developing my telepathic abilities. Some weeks later, my mom was taking some fresh air outside as I chose to do something. A little experiment.


THE EXPERIMENT

I lay flat on my bed with my face straight to the ceiling. Closed my eyes and recreated a moment we had. I went back to a moment I looked in her eyes and 'paused time' at it... So in my head, I was looking straight in her eyes and she was looking in my eyes too. The next part came naturally, I simultaneously created a strong feeling and 'called' on her...

To my greatest shock, my mom rushed inside my room, pushed the door open without knocking, with panic in her eyes, she asked what was the matter, she asked if I was ok. That was one of the most exciting day of my life!!

At that moment, I knew without a doubt that such thing existed in humans.

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Fast forward to this day... After working seriously on myself.

1. I can feel anyone's state of mind as long I and that person have made eye contact in the past.

2. I can invade someone's head (dreams). I literally can make you see me in your dream provided we've looked in our eyes previously. I've done it like a million times now. All those I've done it to admitted to it the next day.


There was this day I created a very hot scene with a neighbor girl at night. The next day, she saw me and was smiling... I was like why's she smiling... She laughed and told me plainly that I impregnated her in her dreams the previous night. I wasn't surprised, of course. I was just messing with her.

It always works. Easier to accomplish when the other party is asleep.

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Till this day, I can pop into someone's head and make them call me ASAP.

Most humans currently existing have given away their inborn 'superhuman' abilities for our man-made tech in a sad and nearly irredeemable manner.

Was just thinking about the idea of having babies in our society...

Sometime ago, my mission in life was to make buck loads of cash, get married and have two kids.

But recently, after challenging almost everything I've ever believed in, I couldn't help be see kids (in most cases) as things people (mostly women) use to cement a relationship for a lifelong projection

I took my previous "mission" in life and asked myself why I needed most of the things I listed.

1. Why do I need to marry: no reasonable answer
2. Why do I need kids: no reasonable answer... why bring kids to this mes.sed up Nigeria if you don't intend to at least, give them dual citizenship in some other working country??

We're almost 9 Billion on this hopeless planet. I've conquered the animalistic instinct to replicate myself and kind of decided to leave this world just the way I came. If I leave loads of money behind, I believe it will be useful to the helpless (if my family do not need it)

#RandomThought

logicalhumour:
Lol. Your analogy of the idea of making babies is deep. Ogbunge red pill there...

As to if simphood is inborn or not: well, if its inborn in other animals... why won't it be in us? But last las its both inborn and influenced by society I think...

Cc Dpsychologist, ubunja, CosmicPhoenix, Glycolysis etc

Lol.. Can't agree more

NOTE: MEN WHO'VE GONE THEIR OWN WAY ONLY.
(Apologies. Highly disorganized post )

Firstly, As to if simphood is inborn in men or not na debate... The mata wear white lace pant and bra.

There's a proverb in the Tiv language that says the horn of the female g.oat doesn't cause pain to the male g.oat

That can be literally seen in a park of g.oats (including many other ani.mals). When the female isn't interested in mating, she gores or fights the male--no problem...the male keeps trying. But if a male goat gores another male... Hehehe na till d.eath be dat.

Hence, it shouldn't come as a shock if you (my learned colleagues) read the laws of our lands pertinent to rape and raise eyebrows. Law is one of the oldest inventions and make-believes of man... Not surprising, our inborn ani.malistic instincts took charge of scripting the part of the law that had to do with rape.
Women are incapable of rape?
We're animals with pens and papers in a manipulative society afterall.


THE JOURNEY

I only knew the words 'repill' (in this context) and MGTOW a few weeks ago. I realized I'd been a 'redpiller' without really knowing it was a thing... 2017, After realizing that the only thing I felt for a female (who isn't my mom or sister) was an E.rection.
(I only love females who have same blood as I --same way I love the males in my family).

At first, I thought something was wrong with me...then I thought again... could it just be that guys mistake e.rection for love?


After crafting the "erectio.n isn't love" theory, I broke up with my then girl. The tin bin shock am sha because nothing transpired. I've been single since then.


EYE OPENINGS

I started challenging everything I thought I knew... the idea of politics, the religion I was born into, marriage and the idea of having kids (btw, if you must add kids to our almost 9billion population, aleast be reasonable enough to give them dual citizenship... Not jst dis goddam corrupt sh**hole called Nigeria),

I also challenged gods and demons and everything I thought I knew about the whole freaking universe(s) etc...

Furthermore on the kids stuff, sometimes I can't help but think they're mostly just used (mostly by human females) to initiate, cement and sustain a lifelong relationship. It dawned on me when I ask myself why I really needed to make kids.


Till this day, no girlfriend, no se.x I'm still a virgin tho... Funny?
Well, I had relationships but the farthest was hot romance and really really sweet cuddlings BJs and (69s if the girl's clean enough but no penetration)


Before my current state, I concluded no one's worth taking my virginity but my wife (of course, that was when I still dreamt of marrying some strange girl and even having kids with her just because I think we love each other :/ )

Yeah, my last girlfriend found my rejection of se.x supper weird. but I'm dam disciplined when it comes to matters of the p*nis... And that kept me in control
Feels so good being in control that demi devil down there


MY MOM'S PHILOSOPHY

Strangely, My mom taught me a lot about MGTOW and the redpill... weird, but she told me things like "...never give your girlfriend money...at least don't start it, else you'll become the provider. And don't do more than whatever she did for you because girlfriends will come and go." yeah... She's pretty bada*ss. We hang out very often and chat a lot till this day and till tomorrow.


So, Keep up the good mentality guys.


Gullible guys are everywhere, however, the fact that homosapiens could collectively go through a Cognitive Revolution (transcending past our physical and psychological constraints and weaknesses) in our evolutionary past means there might be hope for the majority of men to live free one day (whether simphood is inborn or nurtured by society). I have a dream.


SO, EXACTLY HOW I was redpilled as regards female humans?

Well, in my early teenage years, I noticed how females effortlessly got buck loads of attention... But that wasn't the issue yer... The issue was the fact that it came from males only, and that the reverse wasn't the case for males ... that was when I knew something was wrong somewhere



Ok o... Over to you? How and when did you know about MGTOW, the redpill, etc. and how did you get redpilled as regards the manipulations of our sweet, innocent and lovely females ?

The husband is a smart guy


Anyways, tell your friend that I trust her to still outsmart the smart guy who's dumb enough to marry a 21st century lady

One thing I've know about women is: they won't stay in the marriage if the guy really outsmarts them... So she could go for it.

Tecno camon 12 air might be ok... But I'll advise you to way a few more weeks... Rumour flying around is that they'll soon release the Tecno Camon 12s Air Bender Pro Max King Kong.

The price will be almost doubled... But worth it!!
Although they'll decrease the battery a little, They'll add a whopping two (2) megapixels to the camera!!!

Activist001:

Here is one I saw today. I'm beyond shocked. What??.??

#KillAllMen LOL.

Have you ever seen two female humans fight? Lol... That's how ugly the world might be... Let alone how long they keep grudges (far from the crime free world they dream of)

It will be funny sha... they'll have to start doing everything men did (break firewood, offloading bags of cement from Dangote Aishagote trucks, e.t.c)... They will start developing muscles and very likely, higher libido! ...and before they know, they'll become the Monsters They Killed.

She've always wanted me to give her a head under water... Like when we're in the bathtub.

I told her I wouldn't be able to breath... She said that'll make her even hornierr

on one very good day, I agreed... Base on say she'll fulfill my own fantasy too...

In the bathtub, na so she smile open leg waaa... I gently went under and started licking without breathing... 20 seconds I was almost drowning... I wanted to raise my head but she pressed it down on her wet kpekus with a fierce force I never saw in her... and moanings I haven't heard before...

Jesus, is this how I'll die? I thought...


I struggled to survive. When I finally overcame her, I raised my head gasping for air just to see a big satisfactory grin on her... B4 I could say a word she confessed that she cummed. That my struggling kept applying friction on her toto and that made her cum really hard.

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We finished bathing and she asked what was my own since we had a deal... I no talk sha...I tell am say ma own na for night...and that she'll have to sleep in only her pant, no bra.

2.15am I was ready... She was fast asleep... The thought of pressing a pillow over her face made me soo hurny my prick nearly rip my boxer apart...


With her bwest bare and her pant barely covering her kpekus, I knew it was time...

Na so I carry pillow press her face for bed... While she was struggling I used my knees to spread her legs even wider as I chuck my prick raw inside her warm toto... Only 5 seconds and I was overwhelmed wit pleasure as I begin shoot hot sperm inside her o... I immediately removed the pillow and quickly covered her mouth with my mouth while she gasped for air as I shot the last stream of hot sperm with my prick fully insider her...

I no even know say this nymphomaniac of a gf even cum too o... as I roll over both of us breathing heavily, she com d laugh tell me say the pleasure combined with the though of her suffocating made her cum with me....

Do you mean aliens with our defined characteristics of "Living things"?
Btw I ain't dropping any important info with that title of yours

lol... More please

$send = "xx@x.com, yy@y.com" is a string.
Replace array($send) with explode(",", $send)

Or

simply do this: $send = ["xx@x.com", "yy@y.com"]; and delete the $send = array($send) line.

Advise:

Use PHPMailer instead of that mail()
mail() is just so annoying... And your email just ends up in your client's spam folder.

I remember the frustrations I had with mail() those days... Sometimes it just failed without warnings or errors.

Until I discovered PHPMailer.

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AIlahuAkbar:
says someone using freebasics to access nairaland

I for give you 20 likes if I fit.

I bet he doesn't realise that 5k × 12 months can be somebody's house rent for a year

I've made them in the past...

First, you just need to get various kinds of fragrances (oils) and alcohol (pure one o... Like spirit. Not smelly ogogoro).

Those days, I used (fragrance) :

1. Sofia
2. Brizzary (I don't know if I spelt it well)
3. Rise
...and two others I can't remember...

Basically, made perfumes have two basic oils mixed with upto 70% alcohol. The lesser the alcohol, the stronger the scent.

Some have three blends. I.e. Let's say 3ml of Sofia, 2ml of Brizzary and 1/2(half)ml of Rose.

Mix your alcohol if you want it as a spray... If you want it as oil, the leave it as it it (highly concentrated).

Buy containers (even with custom design —if you wish). Package them and sell！