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Romance / Re: What Is The Essence Of Marriage? by oyolohi: 2:23pm On Jan 11, 2021
Fahdiga:
You won't understand until you get old and no one to look after you

Bull crap. No offence.


Why do you think men who marry for the illusion of alleviating loneliness mostly end up doing everything to avoid wife and kids wahala. They end up prioritizing time with their fellow men --hanging out just to avoid their homes for a while.

The children you speak of won't keep you company the time you need them most; they'll be long gone by then, either married and facing their own homes or whatever; yet the fear of the inevitable loneliness drives you into a lifetime of stress, and imminent loneliness?

Even if your children forfeit their own lives to "take care" of you, do you know how much you'll spend on them from when they were toddlers up until after their higher education? You could simply pay a nurse (even minimum wage) that will be more than willing to do the things even your wife and children won't want to do for you. If you had your time to yourself, you could make so much money that you'll comfortably pay someone to care for you till the day you die.

Me, for one, don't want to live until that point that a man becomes a liability to himself. My long life shouldn't reach the stage when I no longer keep memories, have sight or have to poo in napkins.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 12:59pm On Jan 06, 2021
cappucino925:
so what about men going their own way ?

MGTOW comes in stages. Stage two to three are men who have come to deeply understand the society and consequently no longer give f.ucks about it.

MGTOW is like a quiet bar without a sign, no recruitments...nothing. You stumble into it, they raise their glasses to you.

An MGTOW level 3 man can get up one day and decide to get a vasectomy without regrets because he has seen how much of a scam marriage, morals, children, etc. are. You don't speak of patronizing prostitutes/porn to an MGTOW guy: he knows that society frowns on these things simply because of mere prejudice and the nonsense called morals. If he finds any of those entertaining, he goes for it!

MGTOW are men who can spot and detect stress from a thousand miles away --no matter how much you disguise it. You offer them crap: they simply give you a long stare and continue sipping their beer.

Finally, the last stage of MGTOW is leaving the bar filled with other MGTOW men and enjoying the mountains and rivers of a distant land flowing with milk and honey. grin

— oyolohi

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 12:10am On Jan 06, 2021
While sex is pleasure to men, it is more of a weapon to women.


Most guys here will almost never simp for a lady, however, we fail to ask ourselves questions such as: if sex was a being, am I a simp for it?
Can I willingly say no to sex even with an erection?


You wouldn't be far from liberation the moment you start asking yourself such questions. The day you stop simping for sex among other weapons such as religion, government, etc., you'll attain a bulletproof state in a world full of gun welding individuals.

— oyolohi

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Romance / Re: Male Psychology 101: Truths Every Woman Should Know About Men. by oyolohi: 3:21am On Jan 04, 2021
...a thread I've anticipated for a long time.


As a guy, I'll like to air my opinion on this "who's the prize" argument among other little things. Rather: I'll like to air my opinion on why I think MEN are the PRIZE?


Firstly, I recognize good philosophy when I see one --irrespective of the gender it comes from. I rarely read such from females by the way (no disrespect). However, I fell in love (at first sight) with the Sandrazima's philosophy and how she presented her points.


I've always been of the opinion that woman is a superior specie to man (I was in denial for some time before acceptance) -- more superior specie in terms of survival --which is, indeed, the major criterion used by biologists to do the rankings. It's no coincidence that women out number men and have a longer lifespan at the same time! --irrespective of the fact (collectively) that men are stronger in terms of physical strength, arguably more intelligent, etc. Than women.


If you give the relationship between man and woman deeper thoughts, you'll realize that the relationship is more like what goes on between predator and prey --men as prey -- more accurately put: FOOD.

Just as the vegetable in my garden strives under the sun to be successful --only for me to feed on it? --thereby increasing my lifespan. In which case, isn't food (a.k.a Man) the PRIZE? Of course!


Sandrazima, you've made lots of good points in an intelligent manner (more intelligent than most guys here will admit) : your comic analogy of why men do not think straight when with an erection cracked me up but about how men stare at female's features...I still do that. However, before rushing into a conclusion that it is a weakness in our biology; consider my experience and little experiment:


I found myself disgusted each time I stared at a woman's bo0bs or a$$. I once concluded that it was in our biology before having a rethink: Generally, a chest with lumps should logically draw more attention same way a planet with more moons will naturally draw more attention. To further prove this point, take note when a 'fine' girl with big bo0b/behind walks by: not only guys stare, all girls present there stare --girls even tend to stare longer! Of course, the girls might not picture themselves in bed with the big b00bs girl, only the guys might do so. Similarly, when a guy with big muscles walks by, he draws the attention of guys and girls but the guys might not picture him in bed, only the girls might do so!



P.S. : Women have embarked on a dangerous journey. How so?
While men tried to provide and protect women since time immemorial, they improved muscles and "ruggedity" in savagery --which has hitherto been a requirement for human survival. Women played along and surprisingly ate the larger part of the pie. While men developed physical strongth, women developed bada$$ traits while covering up with misleading "childishness."


Another bitter truth I discovered is that: men like to suffer unnecessarily without knowing why,same way women might like bad guys without knowing why.


As an emotionless thinker who doesn't give a rat's ass if women one day, figure out a way to make men extinct while maintaining reproduction of females, my advise to feminists is that: acquire the muscles for savage survival before getting too many men to realize how much "food" they are to the opposite gender. If the majority of men realize this, they might get soo mad that there might be an evolutionary reduction of our testosterone levels --of which will definitely thwart all efforts made by women (collectively) and send them back to a mercilessly patriarchal society.


I love your writeups already, OP. Please keep it up: these are more bitter truths everyone should know --and I think especially useful to men who really love knowledge irrespective of how bitter it seems!

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 12:25pm On Dec 17, 2020
I got interested in the matter of mods shutting down this page or not:

While I don't think that would happen soon, I've chosen to act while having fun.

I've coded a script and scraped this thread: all 147 pages of it (as at this afternoon). grin

The whole data has been stored on my SSD in JSON format. I'll be releasing the code after cleaning it up.

Here's the format for now:


{
page_number: {
post_number: {
author: str,
text: str,
likes: int,
shares: int,
date: str,
},
},
}


With the JSON data (accessible by all), one could do interesting things like sorting posts made by particular users, most liked, shared, etc.

The version 2 of the script will store images and memes so nothing will be lost; might drop it on github when I'm done.

It's lots of interesting things to do with data from this page, -- with little AI and Language Processing, I will separate the posts into:
1. Questions (and answers to those questions)
2. Experiences (and users opinions)
3. Philosophies
...

Lots of interesting things to do with this page right now... you guys should stay tuned. 21cents and co, don't worry, we've got your back.

P.S. : Martinez39s, you didn't think of this? I want to believe you already have some pages of NL "programmatically" stored OFFLINE grin

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Politics / Re: Kidnappings: "Someday Soon It Would Be #BringBackOurParents" - Sowore by oyolohi: 9:54am On Dec 17, 2020
I looked into every possible future of Nigeria and I saw one that many Nigerian miss. I saw a United Nigeria...a united Nigeria with only one Tribe, one region --the North.


A future where the disguised Jihadists succeeded in carrying out their mission.

Have you ever heard learned men such as Ahmadu Bello speak about the other tribes in Nigeria? Only then will you understand how DIFFERENT we are.


Nigeria is a FALSE and EVIL marriage. Colonial Masters who didn't give rat a$$es about us or our future initiated a marriage between two couples where one party had it in their religious faith (and were already exercising that duty as at that time) to exterminate the others by all means (Jihad, terrorism or whatever.)


How did the British do that? Have you studied the geography of Nigeria? They made a certain region a majority (by all means: land mass, population, etc) and gave us democracy --which is indeed a government of the majority! It was a deliberate and well calculated move...and believe me, they're still benefiting from that move.


Insecurity will never end in "Nigeria" as long a a certain region do not perceive their acts as evil. And who does?


That region I speak of will continue to encroach 'Nigeria' until they hit the ocean. The case of southern Kaduna will be replicated in southern Nigeria one day, just one day. I write these with a heavy heart. At the top of Martin Luther's voice I scream.


— oyolohi

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 10:53pm On Dec 13, 2020
COOL10:
.
When will men choose to wake up?

Similar question: When will Chimps invent a computer?

Ans: As long as Chimps live alongside humans, they'll never invent a computer.

Similarly, as long as men live alongside women, they'll never "wake up."


P.S. : Some things are meant for only a few persons to enjoy. If you're among those who accepted these ways of thinking before getting yourself entangled in things such as marriage, kids, etc., you should rejoice. Flex your life while on your own. grin

Men weren't made to "wake up."

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Programming / Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by oyolohi: 6:46pm On Dec 13, 2020
99thEnemy:

grin grin grin grin grin las las, feel this code grin grin
 bool gasm;
 int pleasure;
 bool jokeFunny = bool.valueOf(Math.Random());
void sex(girlfriend) { gasm = false; pleasure = 0; if ( girlfriend != null ) { while(gasm==false) { body.hip.forceFwd(0.5f); body.hip.forceBck(0.5f); Thread.currentThread().sleep(0.3f); if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) { gasm=true; } } if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) { body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate(); } } else { while ( gasm==false) { body.arm.right.moveUp(); Time.delay(0.3f); body.arm.right.moveDown(); Time.delay(0.3f); if ( pleasure++ > 100 ) { gasm = true; } } if ( jokeFunny ||gasm ) { body.prostate.penis.Ejaculate(); body.emotions.sadness+=100; } } }
void main(string ...args) { sex(Life.Status.Girlfriend); }




Me: *steals your code and insert in my Unity 18+ game script* grin

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Romance / Re: Why Are Relationships So Difficult Where There Is No S*x Involved? by oyolohi: 10:30am On Dec 12, 2020
Because doing it is the only thing that connects a man with a woman naturally --since the times of the earliest men and women that walked this planet. Every other thing na wash.


I didn't open that link for the full story. However, if a guy of this generation buys an iPhone for a lady --just to Chuk something inside something -- he needs koboko lashes and a brain hard reset.
Programming / Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by oyolohi: 5:04pm On Dec 11, 2020
2. Computer

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Programming / Re: Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by oyolohi: 5:03pm On Dec 11, 2020
1. Girlfriend

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Programming / Will You Choose Your Girlfriend Over Your Computer? by oyolohi: 5:02pm On Dec 11, 2020
Let's end this matter today: will you choose your girlfriend over your computer?

Before you rush into a conclusion: think about your npm modules, configs, shell history... grin

Just curious. So, this is like a survey.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Man Shares The Strict Rules Attached To A N100k Job He Once Applied For by oyolohi: 10:50am On Dec 09, 2020
Shellsploit:
Far better than the morgue attendant job am doing...


Afterall he won't be knocking and entering backwards into his office every minute. Someone will be embalming a body, the next thing, u wll be hearing strange voices lipsrsealed

Bro, could you please create a thread your experiences working as a morgue attendant? We're interested grin
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 12:02pm On Dec 08, 2020
foreman:
How I wish the child or no-child arguments got close to a conclusion. Children are the only reason I am still in my marriage. I keep wondering whether it's really worth it.


Ok, I got interested in this... So here's my take: I promise it's going to be short.



Some will say you've made a lifetime mistake and there's no escape right now... Me? I say there's an escape route. Matter-of-factly, --many: run away, strangle the child to death, sell the child, etc... if you want freedom. Oh wait... We're in the age of MORALITY, and you might not like to pay with your life --or risk being seen as irresponsible. If that's the case with you, then take this route:


First, you'll have to accept these things:
1. That you've brought a life to earth.

2. You'll spend millions on that kid if you want that child to get a good life someday (health, clothing, feeding, school, upkeep, --bills --for many many years).

3. Your wife may turn that kid against you (almost all wives do this things even unintentional --its the default case--even my mom did this)

4. The kid will give you nothing but joy in the very early years, but as time goes on, its gonna be more pains --emotionally, financially (especially if your income is average --or below), etc... Be prepared.


With those 4 points above, I just hope you the mother doesn't ends up cheating in the end -- after all those sacrifices. Also, about your wife (if you get married) turning your kids against you... you can do something about that: use wisdom and avoid your wife pushing you to become the evil dad. Discipline your kid with wisdom. Hold your kid often (physical contact. Look in their eyes). Wives turn their husband from being nice to their kids by pampering the kids in a way that seems excessive and disgusts the husband --making him turn into an unsympathetic hardass ...so reverse that psychology by doing most of the pampering! Your wife will get disgusted and automatically will become the harder one on the kid! grin


Warning!!
If your kid is a girl, do everything manly possible to make your relationship is even stronger in her teenage years! Girls at that age can easily trust their dads (contrary to what people think) and are easily mesmerized that they'll tell you (dad) everything, even about the guy they like --depending on how close you are to them! After capturing her, you then change whatever you feel will lead her the the wrong path in your grand wisdom! Thank me later. *wink*



So, what authority do I have to drop advise on marriage and the kid stuff?
Right from my teenage years, my friends have always been men. Really matured men --family men. I didn't find wisdom in things I discussed my age group!


If I've learnt anything from my many old men friends, its how miserable marriage and kids have made most most of them! You'll be shocked How many have categorically told me this!


Anyways, Congrats man... I know it's most unlikely that the whole me on this thread will congratulate a guy for bringing forth a kid grin but lets face it: Kids are so cuuute! I love them --especially those ones 1year - 4years! Each time I go to my older brother's place for a visit, my niece (about 2 years)... When she jumps on me, such innocence in her smile and laughter, and she wraps those kid arms around my neck --such gaiety if everything she does --and of course, that baby smell!! Mhen... grin feels so good! But then I remind myself: candy is sweet but not a truck load of it...and all adorable puppies won't remain like that for even one tenth of their life!


My older brother is not married to my niece's mother yet. My niece is so cute but I see through. She's just a tool my brother's girlfriend used to glue him to herself (fear women of over 30 years) which reinforces my idea of kids mostly being tools used by women to project a relationship for a lifetime of gains for themselves and their kids. --my brother's girlfriend has succeeded in capturing him 80%.


So, my advice to you?
1. Don't add more kids to the one you already have! I repeat. I can't overstate this. Or wait... Are they already more?

Your wife will do everything WOMANLY possible to make you add to the numbers: you'll have to do everything MANLY possible to avoid it. She will open the matter's wrapper waaaa and take it to counselors, church, your family, hers, babalawo grin infact, everywhere possible --if she wants more kids --however, you shouldn't succumb...unless your instincts overcome your logical reasoning at some point and you decide to add more, then fine! --but remember, you ain't a farmer, or are you rearing kids?


P.S: ...and to every guy here (who claims that he wants to enjoy his life) and still dream of kids? I have strong reasons believe that your desire is instinctive and not calculated.

Oh wait! One more thing... You could do a paternity test and if it comes out negative, you dump the kid and the mother's Sorry ass without staining your conscience! grin

If the kid (kids?) is/are yours. It's totally fine. Someone said "life is what happens while we're busy making plans for the future." Move on with life. With your knowledge of the redpill, you'll be more prepared for disappointments --which indeed, will make you a happier man.


P.P.S : My apologies for not fulfilling my promise of a short article.

Thank you.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 12:10pm On Dec 05, 2020
grin Stand in the middle and you'll see how much we men carry certain things for head!


Who's responsibility is the replication of DNA on earth? Is it collective? Who's the major shareholder? How interested do you think a major shareholder is in a company --and what lengths will such go?


Which gender has the egg?
Which gender lays and keeps it warm?
Which gender hatches the egg?
Which gender has the milk?
Which gender is naturally equipped to ensures that the replicated survives the early days/month/years of vulnerability?


Isn't Logic beautiful? It shows you life in BLACKandWHITE tv. Lo! you can look beyond logic and watch thesame life in COLOURED tv! grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 10:18pm On Dec 04, 2020
The woman wants what's best for her...Should that be considered evil?

The court gave the woman's mind wings...now see where it wanted to fly to! grin


"Fortunately, the judge didn't oblige" --the man's fans would say

"UNfortunately, the judge didn't oblige" --the woman's fans would say


You then realize that life is a rugged game with NO rules (I stand to be corrected) filled with spectators.


It might shock you, but I've learnt to stand in the middle. It's difficult...it's weird; it's like a ManU fan thinking like a Chelsea fan while a match is on! It however, gives me a clearer view: I watch from this middle in whichever pitch the rugged game of life is taking place...especially if it's between a man and woman!--that way, you'll be quicker to see the bigger picture.


Men who have "known" the true nature of women tend to be distracted by what feminism holds for the future of man. Some get so distracted by our future (as men) that we fail to probe our past!


Do you think this coup women plot against men started with modern-day feminism? No!


They started plotting the coup since the start of the agricultural revolution i.e. Around the end of the hunter-gatherer era (allegedly the only time man had total control --a time when men were on their own).


Men are coup plotters, however, women are MASTER coup plotters! They've been in it for many many thousands of prehistoric years!


For example, some of you guys here are of the opinion that the harder you are on women the more they want you --true, in most cases,--however, have you ever wondered why it is so? grin

Probably not. Reason being that you've been too EXCITED by your discoveries AND too FIXATED on using your discoveries on them!

Well, the reason they seem to want harder guys is NOT just because in history, these harder guys provided the best kills and protection, but also because they've mastered the art of patience when dealing with such guys!! Patience. That's why they've always eaten the orobo bones from life!


They've always fooled men with their apparent physical weakness and tenderness and a very important acquired behavior -- Puerilism --is the closest word I want to use for describing this behavior I speak of.



The longer you stay in the "game" with them, the more they gain on you -- while feeding you with the illusion of control grin Masters indeed!

Haven't you noticed the alarming rate at which most playboys later fall hard?

The more men they keep glued to the game --feeding most of them the illusion of control, the more they win! Men only play this "game" in the pitch; women take it outside the pitch in an unsuspecting manner--so at most times, it doesn't matter if you're "winning" in the pitch! Hence, the best way to win is to get out.



After being an unbiased spectator for a long time: you get this feeling when you look at women to just smile at them, wink and doff your hat a little for them acknowledging the apparent fact that they've won --a more successful species. And then you leave the game (realizing that you can), and then bounce your way, also realizing that while they control the "game", they barely have control over lots of other aspects of life!



P.S. : You don't jump into a lion's cage to tame it; It will devour you. You may think you've found a way to always wriggle out but your fight with it will weaken you (if you survive) and makes work easier for the next lion! grin grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 1:30am On Dec 04, 2020

"The men you mentioned such as Isaac Newton all found their meaning in life in their works that made humanity better".

So following the line of thought in the preceding paragraph, how do you MGTOW find meaning in life if you won't follow the pathways of men like Newton, and won't have kids either?


If Isaac Newton had the right to define his path/meaning of life by his works (which you acknowledged), why then wouldn't you accept another human's "meaning of life" if he/she says their meaning of life is strictly Solitude or No-sex or Sex-without-kids, Self-development or Drunkenness?

Isn't the 'personal' conclusion that "meaning in life" can only come around from "Creating and maintaining a family" or doing something that "makes humanity better" based on philosophical prejudice?

P.S. : You (probably unknowingly) but definitely unequivocally made it clear that "meaning in life" is a personal journey by your use of phrases such as "their meaning". So when next you come across a MGTOW person, you ask: "Hey, What's your meaning of life?" and then you accept --consequently-- whatever he says. Spoiler: his meaning will probably (and basically) be what the acronym (MGTOW) kind of suggests! wink

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 6:19pm On Dec 03, 2020
Once upon a time, I wanted to take Akamu (Pap).

With my hot Akamu inside the mug; I had wanted to add some sugar (as usual) and enjoy my stuff. Then I paused and a weird thought came in... I thought: why must I use sugar?


I stared at the sugar and milk and ignored them. I shoved a spoonful of Akamu without sugar down my throat. Sweet Jesus...it tasted awful!

I blinked hard grin Staring at the Akamu, I was tempted to add sugar, drink and continue my life, however, I didn't.


I took another spoonful and it went easier than than the first spoon. Then the next, and another, and another... I was soon at the bottom of the mug.


The days passed by and I was on the table with Akamu in a plate again. I remembered how I deliberately didn't use sugar my previous time... And I did it again...this time, it tasted much less awful!


On my third time, I began to question why I always used sugar in Akamu. In my past, I couldn't even imagine taking pap without sugar let alone enjoying it! Right from when I was a kid, each time my mom made Akamu for me, she used sugar --but here I was questioning my desire for sugar in Akamu -- and whether the idea of sugar in akamu was overatted or not --of which I wouldn't have done if I didn't take that weird u-turn!


My fourth time, I didn't even think of sugar. When I was done enjoying my Akamu, I was like "Look at that! I didn't even remember sugar and I enjoyed every bit of it!"


****


Now? I can't remember when last I used sugar in pap.

I now enjoy the weird look on the face of whomever dines with me when he/she realizes I'm taking my pap without no freaking sugar!



P.S. : This is a REAL life story, not made up. However, there's a deeper philosophical undertone to it. Deeper than you think...as in scary bottomless deep grin

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 9:41pm On Dec 02, 2020
CaveAdullam:


1. How do you tend to balance the biological/evolutionary prerogative in men to birth children?

2. Is reproduction a social construct?

3. What do you think will happen to the human population if we should enrol in this school of thought?

4. What is the essence of striving for higher purpose or value to help further the progress of the human population if children are not coming into the scene?

I await your answers.

Lol. I usually don't reply to comments on nairaland, however, you raised some questions I expected.


1. How do you tend to balance the biological/evolutionary prerogative in men to birth children?

Reproduction seems to be the ultimate goal of every being running this instance of our life (goat, bacteria, pig, earthworm, etc.)

As long as there's life, there'll always be reproduction. The plannet will do the "balancing"... Mother earth always have a way of handling over-population by plagues, wars, hunger, etc.



2. Is reproduction a social construct?

The act isn't a social construct. A fertile male and female mating will always result into an offspring irrespective of their belives, social groups or religion...

However, there are two ways to look at it: Take Nigeria, for instance:
The other day, I was reading a comment... the guy was like, if you graduate from chemical engineering in Nigeria, instead of you parents asking what you've added to the world of chemical engineering, they'll be asking when you'll do and marry, that they want to see their grand children... grin

Reproduction triggered by this mindset (whether for higher social rank as a mother, father or grandparent, etc.) IS a social construct.



3. What do you think will happen to the human population if we should enrol in this school of thought?

Lol...
1. there are about 1.3billion muslims in this plannet
2. there are about 2.3billion muslims in this plannet

Spoiler: no group is backing down soon!!

The two statements above are just tiny stones in the ocean of possible examples...
The world will never adopt a single philosophy/school of thought!

Just like the redpill: leave this page and enter the real world and notice the number of 'simps' --as you guys call them.

As a redpiller, you know the world will never accept this school of thought.

So how do you handle that?
You say something like: "Well, freedom isn't for everyone."

Ans: The entire population will never "enroll in this school of thought".



4. What is the essence of striving for higher purpose or value to help further the progress of the human population if children are not coming into the scene?

Read again my answer to your number 3 question.




P.S. : Certain things are just for a select (liberated) few to enjoy!

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Travel / Ladies: How Do You React To A Guy (stranger) Who Pays Your Keke Fare? by oyolohi: 9:04pm On Dec 02, 2020
It's almost always fun inside Keke grin

In my current city, there's this thing I noticed... it's about guys paying TP for ladies (strangers or not) inside keke? It usually happens if the girl engages the guy in a conversation... It might end in exchanging of numbers. However, they're some stranger cases of the guy just paying for the girl without them even having a conversation!

So, dear lady, has any guy paid your TP before? How did you react?

My observations:

There are actually three types of ladies:

* First, the ones that will just accept and thank the guy without further ado.

* Secondly, the ones that will be smiling and saying "no, no, don wowie, I'm with money. grin " The guy will then insist and they wii then agree cheesy

* Then thirdly, (however, very rare -- the no non.sense ones), the ones that will vehemently refuse: if the guy insists/persists (which is ironic ) the girl will simply reach for her bag/purse and give the driver the money.

So, NL ladies, which type are you? grin grin grin

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Romance / Guys: Have You Ever Paid A Girl's TP In Keke? by oyolohi: 7:15pm On Dec 02, 2020
The keke (keke napep/tricycle) is a popular means of transportation where I stay.


So, today I went to get some items from the market... I was done and entered keke to get back home o... I was seated at the front --the back seats were already taken. There was a guy and two girls at the back seat(s).


On our way, I noticed that the girls were having a conversation and the guy tried hard to join in and remain relevant... Good for him, They engaged him however, so the three of them were chatting...


Soon, the guy dropped at his stop and gave the driver times three (x3) of the money (I.e for himself and the two girls)
The girls didn't even notice what he did... The just told him bye in their usual cheerful voice, shined some more teeth for him --and continued their conversation grin grin


First girl dropped after a while and boom the keke driver zoomed off. Second girl dropped after about 300 meters (I dunno if she was just pretending but she did as if she wanted to pay, however, the driver told her that the guy has already paid.) and again the driver zoomed off. Lol.

That's how those girls saved their money/TP that day o grin grin


Actually, I've noticed this a lot of times...it happens usually when the girl engages the guy in a conversation... Boom, like magic, the guy will just pay for her...sometimes without even collecting her number! grin


So, I dunno guys... Have you ever noticed this? Have you ever tried it?


Isn't it beautiful at times to be a woman. grin


Lalasticlala, farano, Rocktation
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 5:27pm On Dec 02, 2020
nowisthendtime:
Part 2 of my experience.....

Since i have decided not to sign marriage certificate with any lady considering the hypergamous nature of women as she can leave me anytime for someone in higher social class than me, i started looking for a decent lady that can give me baby without marriage attached.

How comes you're smart enough to see through the scam called marriage but not through the impulsive desire to bring forth children to this ugly world?


Many guys here will never simp for women but will always simp for kids!


What will children add to your life? Do you plan to sell them into slavery for money/property? Or do you have a large farm for them to work for you?


My brain had a reset the very moment I accepted that I was more of a liability to my parents. Las las Life would have been better for ME and them if I didn't exist!!


So, my dear brother, I'll suggest you calm down and write a detailed list of why you want kids before you make a lifetime mistake!


P.S. : Your kids would not be your responsibility if you don't bring them into existence! Just as no woman will be your responsibility if you don't get married.



We are over 200m in Nigeria and the world is getting to the 9billion mark. What exactly is the point of adding to that number?


A man I knew died recently, I attended his funeral mass. He left 3 kids behind.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 5:10pm On Dec 02, 2020
GLYCOLYSISS:
Netflix, porn, alcohol,masturbation :

Are all just temporary escapes from reality.

Better to work hard to make your reality something you never need to escape from.

A little 'addition': to form the full picture in your philosophy...


Yes, masturbation, movies, alcohol, etc. might just be distractions: distractions from what? Distractions from your reality? -- Hardwork -- hussle for/towards money/success? Is that the 'reality'?


The REALITY in our life is the apparently inevitable --DEATH.

So, If you think Netflix, porn, alcohol,masturbation, etc. Are bad: you should RETHINK.
Netflix, alcohol, porn, etc... is an escape from the REALITY of life AND so is money/success or everything that leads to the so called 'reality'.

THE REALITY of life is death...and there is a constant battle (individually and collectively) to escape it by all means (movies, alcohol, success, etc). We, however, fail.


So, feel free to use any escape route you wish to. Be it porn, alcohol, money or success. There's no empirical evidence that ANY of these escape ROUTES to avoid the REALITY is bad or good for YOU.


We all will hit the REALITY at our death --irrespective of when, or how ... (including chickens, dogs, chimps, ants) -- at which point, non of the routes we chose to take matter any more.


The most effective way to (try) avoid the REALITY is FOOD -- nothing else -- just food.


So peace on your mind, my people, don't stress yourself unnecessarily: use any route of 'escape' bearing it in mind that they've ALL been proven INEFFECTIVE! Your Death is guaranteed!


Humans have always wanted to avoid the real reality, that's why we invented the afterlife.


P.S. : Society always seems to be wrong! Do not be credulous; run away from obsequiousness!

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 1:47pm On Nov 26, 2020
I laugh at the way so called redpillers on this thread can't even handle simple text from some keyboard.

...and to the stopaddiction guy, the best way to stop whatever addiction is to stop seeing such action as a sin. Your religion says the nature of man is sin. Don't that ring a bell in your head?
The day you stop seeing it as Sin, you'll suddenly get tired.


Lemme tutor you guys on some dark sh.it:
Have you ever questioned The motives of the white men who brought Christianity to your forefathers? Arn't these the same men who went on killing sprees called crusades? Polytheism (worship of several gods) is far the most peaceful kind of religion on earth. 'Idol worshipping' is the true religion of peace as they don't give a f^ck about other people's religion. They're the real real alphas (Monotheistic religions such as Christianity, Islam etc are like the 'simps' of religion). When Polytheists want fertility they pray to one god, when they want victory, they pray to some other god, etc...

Christianity was only used for political reasons --right from the medieval years up till now.

Where am I getting at?...hold on:

Who among you know the bloodiest religious war in human history?
was it islam vs christianity? Heck no. It was between two factions of christendom.

Some few hundred years ago, the catholics and some protestants who didn't believe salvation could only be baught in the catholic church...this literally cost the catholic politicians money and so it led to war.


The war ended somewhere around france in a massive bloodbath. The catholics were victorious.


The news soon reached the pope... so, how did the pope react?
He was soooo pleased he nearly ejaculated.

He ordered the artist to paint a graphic picture of the bloodbath in the heart of the vertican --which occupied a whole room. Till this day, the room (the graphic art work still exists) however closed to tourist and everyone --for obvious reasons.


The idea of heaven and hell is used to hold you guys to ransom same way women use pussy to hold you guys at ransom. Should I increase the volume?


Pastors will tell you how 2000 years ago Jesus was born. The'll never tell you about a few hundred thousand years ago when different species of humans e.g. the Neenderthals (not just Homo sapiens) walked this earth. There were no religions then; it all started with one of the oldest artwork discovered which is as old as 30,000 years: a statue; a human form with a lions head. Now, do such creature exist? No. It marked an important age in history: when men began to imagine and make up things...and bring such to life. So, where did the religion come from? The religion that makes the guy who wants to quit masturbation feel such guilt? It's obvious.


If you believe in God (for instance), you really think someone more intelligent than you will bother even you curse such being? That's extremely laughable. Imagin Albert Einstein engaging in an argument with a pre-school kid and ending up hurting the kid because he got mad or something ...
So stop feeling that guilt.


Look at the possible billions of universes and earth's pathetic location in our helpless universe, you'll realize why no one's coming and why no one cares about you.

Possible reasons why some humans have decided to upgrade to the blackpill which I doubt any of you have the balls to swallow --including me.



No one gives a f^ck about you, including your God. In the bible, the authors say he admits he's a jealous god which also translate into selfishness.



I looked beyond the redpill and came to respect women --same way I respect people like Einstein. They're so smart that they exhibit their smartest even unconsciously and will probably beat men forever and ever in the game of life. I rep them tho I don't give a f^ck about them --or men.



Instead of beating women at the game of life, beat life itself. For example, deciding not get married/bring any kids to this mess.ed up world (most importantly) is a step towards beating this life at the game. And end that useless guilt you have...no matter your addiction, as long as you don't start a biological family of your own, no one will suffer. You'll probably live as long as possible enjoying life before you die.


If you wanna live, make your cash; build a comfortable house for yourself, cover the roof with solar panels and dig a borehole for water to cut yourself from the government of this Nigeria/world as much as possible.


I'm feeling high today so I decided to jump on my keyboard.

So, to the guy who wants to stop masturbation, I see you're a christian from your posts. If you have a good knowledge of the bible, you'll realize that it claims that the innate nature of man is sin. That why the need for you to stop seeing shi.t as sin cannot be overstated.



Image of the day: go to google and type "Chimp with alopecia areata". study the anatomy of the images and look yourself naked in front of your mirror.

Here's my favorite:



I'm done.

P.s: this is one f^king lengthy post. If you quote me, at least cut out most parts of my junk.

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Romance / Re: Why Men Love Sex So Much (Photos) by oyolohi: 1:27pm On Nov 24, 2020
*SHOUTING*


My issue doesn't come from most men being openly obsessed with sex; my issue is that EVERY man confuses erectio.n for love hence they even consider absurdities such as marriage.

If you're a guy who's planning on getting into a marriage that isn't politically inclined or something...then you need to wise up ASAP.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by oyolohi: 9:46am On Nov 24, 2020
Pappamama:


Do I also over look the fact she’s sick atm too? Cos my stand has been if she doesn’t call nor text, I don’t want to..

Thanks in advance �





Lemme just state some facts to you:


1. Malaria won't kill her.

2. You're not a medical doctor.
Are you?

3. She've been ill a couple of times (right from her childhood) before you came into her life...she obviously recovered.


I don't usually tell humans what to do. I just state facts and let them do whatever they please with it.

And to anyone reading this; in every situation you find yourself, first: state the facts to yourself. That way, you'll realize most things we give shi.ts about ain't worth it.

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Phones / Re: What Phone Can One Buy For 45-55k? by oyolohi: 10:52am On Nov 23, 2020
You could get refurbished phones.

You could get Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge within that range.

iPhone 6s plus (refurbished) goes for about 65. Just iPhone 6 or 6s could go the the range you have.


Refurbished phone are usually as clean as new ones. They come neatly in their packs with charger earpiece etc...


However, my experience(s) with refurbished high-end phones: their RAM and motherboard easily crashes.
To fix that is at least half the phone's price.
Family / Re: Mistakes People Make In Their 20s That Guarantee They Will Have A Hard Life. by oyolohi: 10:43am On Nov 23, 2020
*SHOUTING*


DON'T FORGET about marriage/committed relationships and/or kids.


Don't forget about that.

Don't forget about marriage as a man. It's garbage.
Romance / Re: Some Ugly Truths Of Life! by oyolohi: 1:02pm On Nov 22, 2020
*SHOUTING*


Real punch lines OP.

I stopped being grateful for being born into this world after realizing I was a burden to my family (tho no real family will ever admit this).

Even if you ain't longer a financial burden, you remain a psychological burden even after you die.

No child deserves being born into this fvcked up world (especially into Nigeria).

No one gives a fvck about you (not even your wife). The people that might give some fvcks about you is you family (the ones running same blood as you).


Make your money, die, if money and properties dey ground, you family as in parents and siblings should enjoy it. If they don't need it, let it go to the less privileged.


Finally, society makes it look like a bad thing to avoid responsibilities. Fvck that.

I you have kids, for example and avoid giving them the best life possible then you're an irresponsible pussy. However, if you avoid having kids in the first place, you're a liberated soul!!! You're on your way to beating life at it's own game!

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Romance / Re: Is This Enough Reason For Her To Block Me? by oyolohi: 12:40pm On Nov 22, 2020
*SHOUTING*


OP, how would you feel if she calls you "o girl" during a conversation? grin grin


BTW, no time for girls (especially nagging ones)


#WeMove
Family / Re: Why Men Like Ned Nwoko Keep Marrying New Young Wives by oyolohi: 12:34pm On Nov 22, 2020
*SHOUTING*


Is it paining this one that she is no longer young? Or that she isn't married to Ned. grin grin


Realll niggarrrs no longer fancy dilapidated pussies. My sincere apologizes if upset you.
Celebrities / Re: It’s A Miracle To Reside In Nigeria – Eedris Abdulkareem by oyolohi: 12:30pm On Nov 22, 2020
*SHOUTING*


If you really think your unborn child deserves being a Nigerian, think again grin grin

My personal decision is to die the way I came to this world. No marriage. No kids.

Make my money jeje and enjoy life. If I die with loads of cash and properties, my parents and siblings should henjoy it (if they need it --otherwise, let them give it to the unfortunate orphans/less privileged in an unfortunate country like Nigeria.

My mode now is: Fvck the whole Universe.

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