₦airaland Forum

ahnie:
Lolz na really in ahnie's voice...my dear,the gardenegg thingy worked for me...my tummy z as flat like that of a Gecko.and how comes you had flatulence?very strange i must say.

Not until hubby came bk one day and said dey offered someone garden egg where they went to and d person rejected it and said it makes him gassy, den we decided to abstain from from in for a while and boom, the gas stopped. Since den, we reduced d quantity we consume and we v been fine

ifyjip:
according to Wat our sabi mamas said eat lots of garden egg at night after dinner b4 going to bed am planning of doing dat once I deliver.

And I tried the garden egg therapy, you need to see the kind of devilish fart ( in Annie's voice)this garden egg was making me fart. I had to stop ooo. I don't eat it as much now. BTW, it didn't work for my tommy ooo maybe it will work for yours dou

ifyjip:
pls I hvnt put to bed yet it was a mistake wen I was trying to quote someone to estimony am still pushing it o

Lol, if not that I just read the BS few mins ago,I would have been thinking its your BS, I had to go down to see your comment.you didn't quote well

tmama2:
My Birth Story...


I wish other mums safe deliveryteammarchforsupernaturaldelivery

Woooooow, this is a typical example of 100% supernatural delivery.
No labour
No tear
No nothing.
Wow wow wow
GOD at work.
Prayer is the key
Kisses to your twin

proudmum11:
God has finally picked our call,

Congratulations FINA4804 and proudmum11,
GOD bless your LO's and quick recovery to you. Patiently waiting for birth story.

zaynie:
Happy Birthday to me.....its been God all the way
#Alhamdulillah always

Happy birthday to our very own Zaynie.
The tax collector of our time.
GOD bless you big.
Funny enough am baking cake today. I for send yours if I dey your area.

Chinwendym:
Flashback!!!!!!! (m one day

Awww, am just imagining how your eye balls pooped out when you saw the 2lines.
Ekene Bobo kisskiss

omodadi:
Whc one be alphabetical order there? Take your time o

Lmao

Iyaboonibipe:
Same here I Waited till I got back to Nigeria to piece my daughters ear @ 4month.

Wow , 4months!!! I did my 2daughters own at 6weeks and 3weeks

Prugee:
Dear Mamas, Rejoice with I and DH cos Jehovah Jireh who is the God of all seasons has added to our joy with the gift of a Pretty Princess.

She arrived in grand style @ 3:50am today weighing 3.3kg.

But this my LO dey suck for Africa ooh.

BS later...

Congratulations, thankGOD for safe delivery and quickest recovery to you

mrsbw:
Hello...for mamas that had baby girls, pls where can I get baby's ear piercing done in Houston?

Can you wait till you get back to Naija.
I pierced my daughter's ears wen I got back.

Bisoye82:
Kpor kpor can I come in

The door is wide open,but
First of all INTRODUCTION.

Congratulations Mrsbw

tatacherie:
I can't believe this..period coming at this time 8 weeks post Natal only.even with the exclusive bfeeding Chai

Chai, kpele.
I hope mine will come after one year or even 2

tatacherie:
Gudmorning mamas.kindly help
I want to buy a manual b..reast pump.no.idea on brand that's highly effective and price.will appreciate ur responses mamas using it kindly put me tru

Evenflo

feddy27:
Ok, I want to rant!!!! Maybe I will feel beta after narrating my story here.............
!

Lol, office palava.

@ mitchyy thank GOD you are fine now.

mbula:
good day beautiful mums, pls I am a FTM with some questions.my lil one will be 6months on 7th of april.i did EBF without water.my question goes thus

I doubt if your LO will gulp down one bowl of cereal at once when you introduce cereal.
You can start by preparing small cereal and if he eats it well, you can increase the quantity of the next meal and watch how long it will last him before he becomes hungry again.
With time, you should be able to know the pattern Dat suit him.

I suggest you start with one cereal first for some days before introducing a 2nd one, then a 3rd one etc, so if you introduce anyone and he reacts to it, you can easily spot it and discontinue.
I will stop EBF almost same time wt you. 12th

I sight all our threadcuties,
Nice work mamas, keep it up
The LORD is your muscle.

I also sight plenty mamas peeping

Enizo:
is this the corrct order to go about baby documentation

Please state duration it takes to get the under listed docs and cost God bless you all
We are using Oakbend

And why is there no paper for bC
[b][/b]
Birth Certificate
SSN
AMerican Passport
ETC or Nigerian Passport

birth cert: $23 each. from 24hrs after filling the form and submitting, you can start checking fort bend County birth certificate website to track the BC to know when it's ready.

SSN: free, will be delivered to your address in about 7 working days.

Passport : expedited fee when you apply at downtown is $165

ETC: $270 minus shipping fee. Recent pple Dat did ETC paid $320 guess the shipping fee is already included in this.

Visa: depending on which agent you are using. It's from $300 minus shipping fee

In all, you should get all this in less than 2weeks if you pursue it.

Good news for oakbenders

cutelass:
Ozycy, I was just about to ask if buses and trains no dey US? because even d price mentioned above for uber is not cheap. Some of us like to waka waka plenty...na
why I like UK...london precisely...

There are buses but you can't compare it with UK. it depends on where you are as the buses don't ply every where. Where I stayed, there was a bus stop just in front of d house. So my name turned to jegede, cos I waka almost the whole of Houston lol.

Ennyo:
Oh so u think uber is betterhw did u go abt it?does the txi wiat for you?
Also for the yellow cab do dey charge per hour or wht.
Pls explain further..thnks

Uber is better than yellow cab.
Yes yellow cab have something that will be taking the reading as you ride, you will sit down and watch how your money will be increasing rapidly and to think some of the drivers are just something else, they will b so slow so the traffic light will be red and even while waiting for traffic light th turn green the meter will be reading.
During my last journey, I didn't even enter yellow cab for once, I used uber once for a $5 trip, all my plenty other waka n by bus apart from the normal soulcare transport waka. I saved a whole lot unlike my first missionary journey, yellow cab ate up all my money

phummy1821:
Good evening to all mamas Pls o mama what is the next thing to do now, can I resume my folic acid now or pregnnacare? I be JJC o

Glory to GOD for your bfp.
Welcome to this great family.
Sit down gidigba and enjoy your bump.
You will carry to term and behold your baby.
As we all know, the first thing to do is to pay your dues to our account general.
Yes you can start taking folic acid

sweetrie:
I give God all the praise oo. Ftm. Also a carrier of the sickle cell disease. Please please and please, join me in praying for a healthy baby. Our God is too much
#teamnovember
@Zaynie, I come with houses and dollars ooo. Wetin you want

Congratulations, you shall carry to term and behold your healthy and sound baby.

neks31:
Lollll I miss being preggy sef!!! It was a nice experience jor!!!

Same here

I see Dallas taking over from Houston

soonest:
Good morning mamas, pls how do you cope with a crying baby when driving especially in a traffic jam.
Cc: zayne, modat, ozycy and other sabi mamas

Also if your car seat is rear facing, you may need to buy a car seat mirror so you can be viewing ur baby as she's shouting and just to be sure she's not choking on something, then press your ignore button. Cos most times when the cry is too much, you may be scared something may actually be wrong with the baby and will tend to stop and attend to her.

soonest:
Good morning mamas, pls how do you cope with a crying baby when driving especially in a traffic jam.
Cc: zayni, modat ozycy and other sabi mamas

Chai, I ve been in your shoes a hundred and one tym.
No straight remedy to it, but what I do is especially when the journey is a bit far, feed her very very well just before you Hit the road, by so doing, she will sleep off as you start driving. Babies tend to sleep off when on the move.
I don see something with this children.
I remember feeding on the steering when the traffic jam well well, as in the thing no dey move, I rmber stretching hand from drivers seat to put bottle or pacifier in baby's mouth, parking by the side of d road to feed, singing, putting music, wining down for fresh air lol if the cry don too much and wants to block my ear. Lol
I know I haven't been able to help out much lol, I just dey narrate my own experience.

Congratulations bigfido

Mrsbw, I don't think there is anything you can do about the weight now, it's not bad at all cos if you eventually reach 40 weeks, your baby wud be weighing abt 3kg or more. It's now they add so much flesh and weight. So there's nothing to worry about,just eat right dats all.

@ rofemiguwa, thank GOD for safety. Dont be surprised that a shop near you may have all you need and sell same price with the far distance shop you went to.

SimpleWow:
Glorious God! Beautiful King! Excellent God! I bow before your throne.
God has blessed my family with a BBB at 5am .Prince 2
Mother, Baby, Brother and Father alive.
Glory be to God. BS later
#teammarchforeasydelivery

Congratulations sis, thank GOD for safe delivery and quick recovery to you.

Ramcie, I didn't see the fresh baby pix ooo

MoskiDarl:
Just when I was not expecting it. I got the bfp. Zaynie mama, kindly confirm if you got my alert. I paid in GBP oo.(very hard currency). To God be the glory.

Congratulations, and welcome back. You shall carry to term and behold your baby.

Maureensylvia, I can't fit laf again.
Nice and funny BS