₦airaland Forum

Lanretoye:
See what one Chelsea mod brought to FP this morning

A whole 40 serving senators failed to secure their re-election but and non of them is from my state?
That's so bad and painful to me.
At least,2 out the 3 in my state should have been there in the list of those 40,but come and see them rejoicing over winning non...sense primaries they were counting numbers in base 10.
Bunch of non-performing senators we got there in my state.

Kazim88:
OP you are not actually social smart. You might be smart in other aspect but when it comes to social interaction as pertain to women, you don't get it.

When she collected your number and said hi, she has done 80% of the job for you as a sign of appreciation, all you need to do is ask her out and close the deal.

You see, Women know for a certain that men that give them actually want something in return else why not give your family members or friends. Why give to a full stranger?
So either the man is bold and skilled to ask the thing they want or timid and fraudulent to ask and pretends.
They avoid pretenders and Bill them more.

This girl in particular, assumed you were timid to ask for number and decided to help you, and also helped you start the conversation and you failed to continue and still blame her.

What??

Were you waiting for her to chat you up, ask you "how was your day?"

You need to man up and do the need full.

If you need advice on how to go about it, I can help with approach such issue.

FitCorper:
Swears bro, ladies have it easy, majority tho, imagine a fine lady with over 20 toasters, if she sabi play her game tight, she can be collecting at least 40k from them all every week. But chatting would be very tedious. Hmm I really pity ladies, in my next life I will still be a man. If chatting too much can cause a headache for me hw much more a girl who has to entertain at least 20 men trying to spoil her life.

But she is earning money from the chatting with numerous men you are talking about nah.
So,it shouldn't be tedious to her.
When the different men contributed 40k for her in a week as you were setting example,was it tedious for her receiving money from each of them?

What is the meaning of this code....042 in Enugu?
I first saw it when I watch Enugu Rangers match among their fans.Now I am seeing it being used here by the governor (042 Ride).
Is it a state code,or what does it stand for?
Anybody from there with any idea?

Is it not that guy that was carrying Aircraft Launcher and other dangerous weapons and Sit in the negotiation table with government officials in that same kadsitna?
So,I thought their government said negotiations with terrorists is the best way to curb insecurity?
That we shouldn't use any kinetic approach.
So hw far with the negotiation?

Parachoko:
Abeg wetin the Governor mean by the bolded?

So, you don't know the relationship between governors and female youths across the country?

If you are a passionate football fan,do not watch some matches, expecially high profile final matches live.The pressure is always too much.
I remember in 2021,I refused to watch Chelsea vs Man City Champions league final.
The tension in me was too much.
I was just using my phone to check livescore and following some commentary here in Nairaland.When I noticed Kai Harvertz has scored,I still waited till 80 something minute before I strolled slowly and enter viewing center to watch it.Even at that,any small ball City attacked on our 18 yardbox,my intestines will be cutting in my stomach.
There was the last ball that almost kpai me.
City cross a corner, and our defender headed the ball out, and one yeye City player pounced on the rebound like turnder.His shot passes everybody in the box and Edoudo Mendy has already knelt down,he could only turned and watched the ball going towards the net.At that point,I couldn't breathe properly again,the ball went slowly and passes very slightly over the top corner of the bar.It caresses the roof of the net in the process and fly over it.
Even Guardiola couldn't believe the ball has not enter the net.He fell down in shock and wake up again.And the referee quickly blew the final whistle to end the match.
I don't know why I felt so tense like that that day,cos when I watch 2008 and 2012 finals,I was so relaxed and beaming with confidence.
So that Arsenal guy shouldn't have watched the match live knowing that he is a passionate fan.

But him bear bear no long as their trademark

Arsenal is still winning despite the equalizer.
Etra time about to start now.
Game on

Arsenal to carry the day.
Goodluck to the Gunners from A Blues fan.

kush1000:
This people are scammers

High class one for that matter.

Image123:
When are these sissies going to 'invade' their state governors instead and make them man up? Tinubu created RRS within 2 months of becoming governor. He later created Neighborhood Watch. How many weeks now that he's asked these ones to work on state police and they still prefer playing games and spending security votes.
Is Wike not a man like them, what about Fayose? See how Wike did it that year despite being main opposition governor against fPMB.

This was how Wike dealt with ipob and other kidnappers in RIVERS STATE, even then that he was Buhari’s nemesis.. but
pic.twitter.com/30wC56l4K4

— Foundational Okun man 😂 🇳🇬 (@akomscopy) May 28, 2026

Current state of things, yet someone will ignorantly or mischievously say nothing is happening.

The U.S. brings unique capabilities that no one else can provide. In collaboration with the Armed Forces of Nigeria, degrading ISIS’s ability to plan and carry out activities is a testament of our lethality, patience, and skill.#Counterterrorism #AFRICOM #Nigeria pic.twitter.com/fNQFpRvGPe

— U.S. Africa Command (AFRICOM) (@USAfricaCommand) May 29, 2026

You are not serious!
When he and Lie Mohammed were tackling Goodluck on Chibok girls,did you advice them to chanel that energy to state governors,expecially governor of Borno state where the Chibok girls were kidnapped?
Or as at 2014,Nigeria didn't have any governor,it was only the president governing both the center and the component states?

Chai,I don laff tire.Nah today I know say Nigerians no get chill at all.
The person wey give the title to this article deserve award.
Truly,dem really "INVADED" Tinubu 2014 post on Chibok girls.
Nah the real meaning of "INVASION" be that.
Omo,see comments!!
I no even want look the comments in Nairaland,nah those screenshot comments for Twitter I dey look.
Those guys over funny.
Dem enter de Presido wotowoto about heartache.
Unah be real savage.

Even me that is in my house,at times weather become so unfriendly that I have to wrap myself up in a blanket as if I am in Iceland or Norway.
Then what about people who wore only one cloth for 14 days and still counting without sweater or blanket in an open bush under heavy rainfall,no be dead be that?
Unserious government!

kimjessey2019:
The current governor had no reason to join apc at all.

Same thing I was saying when he decamped.
I was like,who threatens your re-election?
Your NNPP defeated the anointed candidate of an incumbent governor in APC ruling party.
So,what makes you think you won't win your second term as a sitting governor under the NNPP that brought you to power?
Or was he afraid of his own shadow?

Wickedfacts:
Before Abuja, Lagos was the FCT.
Before Lagos, Calabar was the FCT
Why don't you say Calabar belongs to everyone?

You don't need to take me serious, after all, you aren't on a mission to win, but to divide Atiku's votes.

You see what indigenous people did to your ADC candidates during the LG elections in the FCT?
You strangers will collect wotowoto again.

Calabar and Lagos was then.
For now,they are no longer funding their development with FG money.
But Abuja is still being funded with FG money and as such,it belongs to every Nigerians.

Then as for LG election,so you called that one election?
It was simply Wike's "selection" and not election.
During presidential and Senatorial election,let him try that selection process again in the name of election.
He will see how strong the Will of the people is in defending their votes.

Wickedfacts:
FCT people will not put Aisha to test. She is too insignificant.
Let her go back to her state of origin and contest there.

Who are the FCT people?
FCT belongs to everybody who comes from Nigeria and lives there.
It is a federal government trust territory.
You should have said they shouldn't have given Wike the position of "FCT Governor" that he is not from FCT so we can take you serious.

You scored him high in security but still pray for those in captivity to be set free.
Who and what put them in the captivity in the first place if the security situation in the country is so good under him?

victorazyvictor:
You from Zungeru not Nigeria....

DomPerignon:
There is nothing like Primaries .

They are just going to announce candidates selected in Dickson's parlour.

Useless party.

@Dickson's Parlour.

PulaPower:
She & Ned don divorce officially?

You want put application?

Diamond098454:
This girl don't have parents? What if they see this video how will she defend herself ? Ordinary pic I post on Facebook my dad nearly killed I have to take it down immediately

She is not mentally stable.

It's getting too much.
It didn't reach this point when APC called on Goodluck Jonathan to resign.

ddippset:
This kain talk dey vex me aswear.

What do you mean handling the President?
Is he a baby on diapers.

Even you like this, do you need anyone to inform you about what's going on in this country?

Is Tinubu not having Television, Cable Satellite, Internet data?

Does not not travel around??

If he needs handlers to inform him about happenings then the entire problem is much worse than I thought.

You never see some comments yet.

APC should bury their head in shame if they cannot and didn't criticize PBAT when he appointed Mahmoud as an ambassador.

Prof Nnenna was an INEC staff and announced Otti as the winner of Abia state governorship election and got "rewarded" by him,just as Prof Mahmoud was equally an INEC staff who declared Bola as the winner of presidential election and got "rewarded" by him.
Two of them did the same work at different levels and got "rewarded",so what is the fuss all about?
Why criticizing LP without criticizing your party (APC) who started the "reward" system?
Is that not hypocrisy of the highest order?

Orinechi:
APC is correct here. Naming such after her is suspicious.

Mr Correctness,tell us how appointing Yakubu Mahmoud as an Ambassador not suspicious too.
Or what was APC and your own opinion when PBAT appointed him as ambassador?

She is a woman of substance with rare courage and integrity.
The honour is in place.

obembet:
Alex Otti is very smart. See the way he paid the bribe....

I hope we wil not misinterpret if other politicans begin to compensate all the INEC officials that brought them to power

Go and start with the Ambassadorial appointment of Yakubu Mamud by PBAT first.Or is PBAT not a politician going by your point 2?

Kobojunkie:
1. Look, xenophobia is not a criminal offense, so you labeling them xenophobic to give yourself reason to fight back when you really have no legal ground to is a you issue. The fact here is SA has right to deport illegal immigrants, and foreign criminals. 🥱

2. SA as a baton is not ruled by international conventions. You wouldn't match into china or Saudi Arabia spitting the same nonsense regarding international conventions, would you? The country is first and foremost built to protect the rights and liberties of its citizenry. 🥱

3. Burning down black properties and foreigners properties... Are you insinuating that white SA-ians are involved or something? Anyways, I don't know about the state being involved. By the way, if the stage is indeed involved as you claim, is this then the same state you wish to appeal your case to? Or do you think screaming xenophobia is how you win against the mob? 🥱

4. Again, deportation of illegal immigrants/,those who refuse to assmilate is the right of every state. 🥱🥱

Your point one is not comprehensive or thorough enough.You are trying to be clever by half by saying "zenophobia" is not a criminal offense.But it is a causor of crime.
Zenophobia involves a deep rooted bigotry and hatred one or a particular society has towards foreigners often manifested in violent attacks,murder, arson and discrimination towards/against the foreigners/immigrants whether legal or illegal.
So,if you come and live in my neighborhood and I don't like you, and because of the deep seated hatred I had for you,I attack and destroy your legitimate properties, and in extreme cases,I unalived you.
You mean that is not a criminal offense?
Then you are not a serious fellow.

Your point 2 is equally baseless.
People go to those countries,Saudi Arabia and China, you mentioned without legal documents.And there is no record of their citizens being backed by their state authority attacking and killing them in the name of being illegal immigrants.
Rather, when they are caught,they are deported in a civilized and dignified manner back to their countries of origin.That is what every sane human expects from SA.
Then for you to say that S/A is not ruled by Int'l Conventions but only by their country's laws is not totally correct.
Any country that is a member of any Int'l body is bound to abide by such organization's conventions which they are signatory to.
If you are a member of FIFA,ICC, NATO,BRICS,etc you are expected to follow their respective rules in the conduct of your internal affairs.
If you used your national laws alone to run your football administration in total negation to FIFA regulations,you will be banned and nothing will happen despite you being a sovereign nation.The same goes to UN- Human Migration and Refugee Commission which SA is signatory to.
That's how int'l affairs are being run.
So,I don't know what you are talking about.

Then your point 3 is very vague that I can pick anything from there.

Your point 4 really shows that you don't even follow the line of argument.
Who is saying a sovereign state doesn't have the right to deport illegal immigrants?
You are confused about the difference between attacking and killing immigrants or foreigners with deportation, and that is very bad of you.
Even in the US,ICE agents are cracking down on illegal immigrants and deporting them in a legal and dignified manner.
The do not killed them due to zenophobia like South Africa is doing.
You rather deport them based on your national laws and Int'l Conventions.
That's the right thing to do.

It's like there are people in the front they are talking to.
Even Seriake himself wasn't facing Peter.
Peter too was facing front.
So, what's the problem now?

If he didn't do like that,the marketers would have raised the price too high too.
Now,they can't do it again.
He fixed a ceiling for the price, and marketers can't go beyond that.
Both marketers and Dangote himself are all the same.
They are all capitalists that are after profit maximization.
So,let them fight for all I care.