₦airaland Forum

franchasng:
Black Africans are indeed funny creatures, as if their plan will get pass that building talk more of getting to Arsenal Manager

The meeting really funny me aswer.
The one wey wear that yellow jersey don tire for Arsenal matter.
Nah him colleagues wey dey still plead with am to stay a little.
Him for don leave their heartbreaking club for them.

Boladogailese:
Someone invited me but he go one knack me and my husband won’t be happy

You are married and another man is still inviting you to a valentine boat cruise party and you accepted?
So,if he didn't tell you that he would like to knack you there, you would have followed him to the river bank for a cruise and thereafter go back to your husband's house as if nothing happen?

richmond500:
Wait so Civilians are having army escort in the north?

Shebi you don sea am nah!!!

rayornb:
Don't worry, the jinx will soon be over....

Americans are serious tracking who funds who now... Vis a Vis AIPAC...

sooner or later , Israel influence on US will end

"Sooner or later, Israel influence on US will end", you said?

How will that happen?
What some of you always failed to know is that most of the US policy makers in all sector of endeavours are Jews.
Most of their senators dating back to more than a century till today are of Jewish descent.The same thing goes to their presidents,cabinet members,top military commanders,leaders of intelligence community, scientists and all what not.
So,tell me, given the above situation, how will Israel influence on US end?

Any list without our very own beautiful local Ekuke is not complete.

That is how Calabar used to be during the time of Akparawa Donald Duke.
Keep Calabar Clean and Green was the slogan then.
But you see those 2 governors that came after him,dem no supposed even be councilors for their wards sef.
Expecially that Shoki Dancer.
I traveled to Calabar during his time,I couldn't recognize Calabar again.Street were dirty and the green trees on the roadside were drying up.
I ask my cousin what the governor is even doing.He said he is busy speaking big big English and dancing Shoki, that's all.

So if this video was taken recently during this present Otu's administration, that means he is trying.
He will soon be like Donald or even surpass him which the latter should be the case.

TheStoriesOfMan:
Edet lives in Calabar.

.......and he was 8 years old.

IbileIfe:
I know how the gym guy do the thing during the gymnastics.

Nah this kind training picture wey I see wey una talk say person no go impregnate person daughter?

dederocs:
Seems like a skit, because no reasonable police will follow you to arrest a person for romantic affair...the police will loose his job, if you take it up to court.

Police no go lose any job.
Person come your station come report to you say person got him "underage" daughter pregnant,say make you as a police officer come arrest him for investigation.
You for no go?
You don watch the video here wetin the man talk when the guy's friends ask if the man daughter nah small pikin?
You no hear him reply to that question?

TOPCRUISE:
Men are getting naughty this season.
After getting her pregnant he went to gym.

So where him for go to?
Cemetery or SSS detention room?

Cyberterror:
He went to see if the guy is a 'responsible' person that can marry his daughter but seeing his 'dada' only infuriated him more, that's why he loaded him some hot slaps to start with

MarketDispatch:
Baba is expecting to cash out his daughter with Governor's Son, she went to open for and bring unknown Gym instructor.

osuofia2:
Too much struggle for imaginary 72 virgins

They don capture them?
Or they don kpai them?
If nothing like that happen,no need to bring the news come give me.

Sccarrr:
Obi messed up...make we no lie

To ask for a discount or to buy the groundnut?

ElSudani:
He's got a point. The hypocrisy of Obi is mind-boggling.
You talk of production to consumption yet you run a business based on the importation of basic things that can be produced in Nigeria.

He got a point as in how?
Explain to me cos I don't understand.
The only thing I can deduce from what the guy is doing there is that Obi shouldn't have asked for a discount in the bottle of groundnut he bought from the woman cos in his (Obi) supermarket,the 11k groundnut price, just as in other supermarket is non-negotiable.
That he, unlike Obi,instead of negotiating the price downward or asking for a discount,he topped up 5h to make it 3k as against the normal 2.5k price.

So,where in the skit does the guy point out or portray that Obi is dealing on a business that imported basic goods that could have been produced locally?
Or do you mean that the point you got from the guy's skit is that the fried groundnut Obi sells in his supermarket is imported and not produce in Nigeria?

Antoeni:
*In 1951 a politician bought a Horse for a race at £50,000. The seller agreed to deliver the horse the next day.*

In the morning of the next day, he drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The Horse is dead."

The politician replied: "Well, just give me my money back then."
The seller said: "Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it." The politician said: "OK, then, just bring me the Dead Horse."
The farmer asked: "What are you going to do with it?"
The politician said: "I’m going to Raffle it off to the people as a speed horse that can win a race"

The seller responded: "You can’t Raffle a Dead horse."

Politician replied: "Sure, I can. Just watch me. You don't know the people, l will post wonderful pictures of a Horse, I just won’t tell anybody it's Dead. I will market it with propaganda and present it as capable of chasing criminals away"

A month later, the seller met up with the politician and asked: "What happened with that dead horse?"

Politician replied: "I Raffled it off. I sold 1million Tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £2m.

*The seller was dazed and asked: "Didn’t anyone complain?"*
*Politician said: "Just the guy who won. I told him the horse died on our way to deliver. So, I gave him back his £2 with apology. I told him l have refunded everyone. He consoled me and told me to keep it up that I am a good man.’ That, after all, I have suffered (a lot of loss). He prayed for me and called on God to bless me. Telling me that the country needs honest people like me to come and run for office".*

LESSON

*The political Raffle Ticket will soon be back to sell to people another dead horse in 2027*

Person say him no go go market today for whatever reasons best known to him or her?
How that one take concern you,mr governor?

Flangelo12:
Did Oyedepo tell you he didn't publish the discussion?

So, you mean a highly placed individual like Dr Pastor Oyedepo will go about publishing his phone conversations with people?
To what end,if I may ask?
Mbók, what was the book title of the published conversation between him and Obi?
I want to buy the book.
Or,if it wasn't published in form of book, which electronic platform did he publish it?
I want to access it.
See as you talk with full confidence as if you are talking to a group of children who were born after 2023 election and people actually like your baseless comment.
Some political jobbers published a purported leaked phone audio conversation in their mushroom platforms claiming someone tapped their phone conversations.
And you the supporters APC candidate then swallowed the story hook,line and sinker.
Even this Hellrufai sef and other Moslem-Moslem ticket supporters were even using it to campaign against Peter Obi and Winners Chapel Church.
So,when the purported leaked audio was published, where were the NCC,SSS, Police, Lawyers to have probe those behind the publication to show their proof?
So that kind of publication wasn't sufficient enough to count for a national security concerns?
Didn't they know that making that kind of malicious publication in a very tensed period like election time could have caused a serious security crisis for the nation?
As such those behind the story should have been brought to book?
But instead,they were very glad to use it as a political tools against a major opposition.
I thank God him, Hellrufai himself is in opposition today.So let him also feel the heat.

Trump, you and Putin are the two leaders I admire so much!
You guys are no nonsense leaders.
But I don't want you to attack Iran.ooo.
I just have a small soft spot for her because of her ability to show capabilities in a little technological and scientific advancement among other Islamic middle east states.
I just like highly intellectual people capable of inventions and developing things for themselves and others.And Iran has demonstrated that.
So,Mr Trump,I am advising you as a friend as if you will even see my comment , don't wage war against them.Allow them be.
Allow their wise men to live and impact their society.
Unless they first of all try to attack your country before you can attack them fiercely and decimate them.
But for now,I have not really heard nor seen any concrete offence they have committed against your government,the good people of America,and your country,the America state.

That being said, you this Iran too,I learnt that, allegedly,you are the chief sponsors of all the Islamic terrorists group in the middle east.
If it's true,desist from it with immediate effects.Can't you learn from UAE and Qatar?
They don't tolerate all this Islamic extremism despite being Moslem countries.
Cos if it's confirmed that that is what you do,I will not plead with Trump on your behalf again.I will support him to strike you with full force just as I am supporting him to strike and wipe out every Islamic terrorists in northern part of my country.

Secondly,o ye men of Medo-Persia, don't....,I repeat.. don't stretch your hands, either by proxy or by self to try to touch the people of Jacob again in the Holy City of God.

If you heed to my advice and stop doing those 2 things, you will live peacefully in your land and continue with your little scientific development am seeing in your land.
But if you refuse to listen to me ehh,O.Y.O is your name.
Goodbye!!!!

LuckedIN:
How many countries is USA going to fight at same time?




Check my signature let's relate

They have the financial and human resources to accomplish that.
So it is not a problem to them.

Redoil:
The commission said the report claimed that recommendations had already been made to cede certain oil wells to particular states. But it described the report as “misleading, premature, and does not represent the position or conclusions of the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission.


Crude Oil has always been a curse to most nation except UAE and

...............Saudi and Russia.
Let me complete it for you.

tempest01:
Umo Eno wetin really carry you go APC?

Outsiders don take over management of the oil companies. Now dem wan collect una oil well. Na only to opress Eket people una sabi.

Shebi him nah una adopted son for Eket?
Abi no be there him dey live and him business hates dey there?
So how him go opress him fellow Eket people?

Even if FIFA favour Nigeria and collect DR Congo the intercontinental ticket for us,where the leg we go fit go play Jamaica and Bolivia?
Common Lesotho wey not get football field,we no fit play them and win,nah Jamaica and Bolivia we go fit go win nah?
Make Nigeria find one place like this sidon..oo and leave Congo to go their world cup.
Them play better than Nigeria.
I no like international disgrace.

obembet:
If na Nigeria government drop this list now, I believe u will never believe it.. now that is USA, we just have to agreed that all the major tribe are involves and they should be deal with

The problem is, you people don't read a particular article very thoroughly before commenting.
The Nnamdi of a guy is sanctioned bcuz of Cyber2 Crime and not terrorism financing.
He is a criminal but his own crime is high level internet fraud,while others are terrorists/terrorists financiers.
Is that clear now?

Zorn:
Boko haram, BH is an islamic fundamentalist ideology of banning western education and wanting an islamic state, so my question is what has that got to do with an igbo man that is definitly not a muslim?

The Nnamdi guy mentioned there is sanctioned for a Cyber2 crime and not terrorism financing.
That is internet Advance Fee Fraud.

CorperKola:
You are a clown

Why are they complaining about the bra size?
Are the modern girls still wearing bras?

If president Trump will say there's Christian genocide in Nigeria,some heartless individuals will come out to say there is nothing like that.
With all this evidence like this, people will still come out to defend nonsense.
I learned that some officials are even paying Americans 70k dollars per week for lobbying to counter a clear fact of Christian genocide in Nigeria.
Make una continue sharrr!
Nah God go judge all of una one by one.

Lifeless101:
What is Arabic letters doing in Nigeria Military Emblem when we have Igbo, Hausa, and Yoruba?

So, as an Igboman, I can't explain to a foreign person what the Arabic words in my country's military emblem means because me too can't read Arabic?

Is this not absurd?

Can't the senate sponsor a bill to make the emblem all encompassing for the 3 major regions of Nigeria?

Who can tell us what it reads?
Because my mind is telling me another thing

The same thing in our currency.
Who do us this thing?

MICHEALADEX:
Just send hellRufai and his fellow fools to google

What is the need of sending Hellrufai to Google?
What have you said that is different from what he said?
He said the substance is odourless, tasteless, colourless, toxic and poisonous.
Your google search also reveals the same thing.
So what's your point now?

Them been close eyes drive?

GardenOfGod:
Enough of this airport noise. Attention should be moved towards completion of Ibom Deep Seaport. Gov. Umo Eno should not take Akwa Ibom people for granted. That was his promise before he defected to APC. That's what we want.

Completion?
The project he has not even started , you are talking about focusing on completion.
Those people are not serious my brother.