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Moveittothem:
Why Jaoe Pedro run as Adama charge am na? Which kind casting be that sef.. in front of over 40k people you dey run.. zero steeze

You, you no see Adama shoulder and chest?
If na you dey like Jaoe , you for no run?
You no see as him throw Cucurrela very lightly like a piece of cork?
E reach make him run to live to fight another day abegi.

dominique:
This Cole Palmer don cast, zero impact for an entire 90 minutes

Nah injury killlllll am.

omooba969:
The speed wey this MoD take update the scoreboard sef, if na Arsenal, na we fans go dey call them to update scoreboard.

Freshtruth:
This coach wey be like class rep so I no trust am from day one

TriCee:
Funny thing is, Chelsea will still win this game.

Omo, people dey see road..ooohh!

HopeNeverDies:
My elder sister working under the state government wants to follow this route , idk if it's a good idea or some.. 💔coz she's currently working as a non-teaching staff under the state government

It is a very good idea.
Tell her to proceed with the PGD program.
After few years of graduation,let her do masters.
But in each of the occasions,she should write to inform their establishment first before proceeding.
If she listens to people side talks and refuses to pursue that path,she will be barred at salary grade level 14 till her retirement,while her Bsc holders counterparts will pass her and progress to level 17 before retirement.
But if she do as I said,she will break the HND barr and progress to level 17 same with her BSC counterparts.

kachistone:
PGD is one year. MSc is two years. So how is PGD plus MSc six years?

In Nigeria University system, you won't finish in that year you quoted...!
Those years are only on papers.If you enter,nah there you go know what's up.

Why must my zone contribute a mongus 1.29 trillion and got a paltry 676 billion while all the 3 northern zones contribute far less and received triple times more than their contributions?
Hisbah will be breaking alcohol drinks and destroying beer businesses there in the north so that VAT won't be earned from it,but feed on the VAT partly generated from the same alcohol in the south.Is that not cheating and hypocrisy?
Oil and gas money,nah we dey produce feed them,VAT nah we still dey generate feed them.
Wetin we no dey do for them?
Nso ke ikidue ke obio Naijudia emi mbók Abasi!!!

This thing is not as simple as the government thinks.
It is a matter of life and de.a.th to the traders/citizens.
I, personally,I can't blame them!
In time pass,I have seen in various news channels how people who came out on Mondays for daily businesses and got kpai by the IPOB sit-at-home enforcers.
I didn't hear government doing anything to help their families.
So,if I was to be a south easterner,I wouldn't have come out on Mondays too.Not because I supported their activities but for the safety of my life.
I remember in 2023,my kid sis was posted to Aba for JAMB exam cos the space got filled up in our state.I was assigned by the family to take her there for the exams since she hasn't traveled to that side before.
When I realized her exams date falls on Monday,I told the family that I am not going and that she is not going too.
Mama para,I maintained my stance that I won't allow the girl to move an inch to Aba on Monday.
Government of Abia state,FG, JAMB Authority and,I think, even IPOB themselves or so all joined to give words of assurance that since it's a national exam period, that there will be no enforcement.
Their words couldn't convince me bcuz if you go and things and things happen,non of them will be there for you.
That was her she missed that year's exam.
Then the following year,she registered for it early and was given our state.
She wrote the exam and passed.She is in year 2 now.
So, safety first!

O boy,no be small firepower..ooo!
One of the gun dey sound like say nah bird dey cry.
Who dey supply this guy's most of this weapon?
Also,una sure say military men been dey inside that building so?
Meanwhile, make those of una wey dey understand hausa language help me interpret wetin that terrorist commander dey shout for hausa so.

We must always wait until man kpai first before we do something.

internationalman:
It's 5 automatic spots and 1 in playoff. EPL has a total of 6 teams.

You are actually right

Rhymesy:
Nigerians will just be posting just to make fame.
Let's understand this. UK is a temperate country locating in the temperate region and temperate snakes are nonvenomous; meaning that there are not poisonous. Nigeria is a tropical country locating in the tropics. Biogeographically, equatorial region is a home to most deadliest species of animals (reptiles inclusive). In UK, out of 50 snakes,the chance of seeing one that is poisonous in the midst of them is less than 1. Comparing snake bites in UK and Nigeria is a bias argument that lacks credibility.Netizens are not fools.We came from different field of studies. Stop blaming the government. Fumigate your environment and stay safe. May her soul rest in peace.

What are you even trying to preach now?
That because we have venomous/poisonous snakes in Nigeria that that is why Nigeria government cannot buy anti-venom in all the hospitals she visited?
Even the UK you said has non-poisonous species of snakes still have anti-venom in their hospitals.Then how much more Nigeria that has poisonous ones, shouldn't that have made us to have the anti-venom in all our hopitals ?
A whole human being lost her life because of poor healthcare system, and you said the citizens shouldn't blame government for running unequipped hospitals?
Wonders,they said,shall never end!

The flowers give it a good aesthetic look

So,are they telling me that they are now wiser than their fathers who made laws classifying sex in marriage one of the marital obligations?
Their fathers defined marriage as a UNION between a man and a woman.
Now, they are defining marriage as a COMMUNITY of LIVING.
Community,as how nah?
Which kind non...sense is this?

Things like this is what makes me to still respect our African forefathers a lot.
The made polygamy their culture.So that if your wife tells you she won't be in the mood for sex for one week, you leave her alone and go to your other wives to fulfill your biological desires.By the time she stays for 6 months without seeing you in her bed,she beg to be in the mood.
But in this our era, this same oyibo came with their idea of monogamy and sold it to us and we buy it without asking questions.
As if that wasn't enough, they are now making laws to make sex in marriage and optional things which by next year,we will copy it from them and practice it more religiously than the French that enacted the law.
With this law now,most of the women in marriage are now emboldened to deny their husbands sex intentionally,and any attempt by such husbands to ask questions can land them in federal prisons.

The lady is damn right!
All those ladies claiming independence are dieing slowly within themselves in their closets.Even with their enough money at hand.
But outside, they will be making mouth that they are ok with their independence status.
One lady,a very well-to-do one for that matter once confessed to me that she is not happy with herself.
I asked her why.She said as the years go by,she is becoming more and more lonely than before.She said she always feel that there should be a man she should be talking to whenever she is at home and be under his warm embrace.
That before then,when she was much younger,she didn't feel like that.That she was doing her business having enough money as she is still having now but that she didn't feel there was any need for a man in her life that time.
But now, that she is getting tired of holding to that ideology of independency of a woman.
That if she sees any reliable gentleman,she will gladly accept him but that she is not finding any yet right now.
So,this actress making this statement now really knows what she is talking about.And the women,even the aclaimed independent ones know that she is saying nothing but the truth,but they wouldn't accept it openly.

PulaPower:
What she’s saying is that those girls claiming independent woman are all jumping on preek like Jangilorva

No, that's not what she is saying.
She is saying that those ladies that always claimed to be independent are only doing so because they cannot find a reliable man to love them and provide for them.
That if they do have,all the noise about being an independent woman wouldn't be heard
In other words,no woman is independent by choice.If there is a man in their life now, you see them changing mouth and denouncing the so called independent status.
Given the choice for any young rich lady to choose between being in marital relationship with a man and being independent because she has money,she will choose being with a man.
Therefore,there is no TRUE independent woman, according to her.
All nah gra gra.

chicfarmer:
Man U don manage win one match now person no go hear word again. Couple of weeks ago e come be like say nobody be ManU fan again. Mistake when una take beat arsenal don turn una to title contenders

No be Man U fans fault nah!
No be UK Presido wey be una Arsenal fan carry ball wey dem take defeat una give Chagi Chang Presido wey be Man U fan as a sign of conceding defeat to them?
So if nah you be Man U fans , you for no make mouth?
E reach to make mouth..oo!

The problem is not with trading in the market on Mondays.The problem is , will the governor provide adequate security to the traders when IPOB sit-at-home enforcers showed up?
No be by cho cho cho..oo.
We have been reading in the news here how the enter schools,markets,banks, government offices,etc to disrupt activities and in most cases, people lost their lives without the state government doing anything to protect the people.

internationalman:
It's 5 automatic spots and 1 in playoff. EPL has a total of 6 teams.

You are correct.

Honestey:
But as long as they are wise, let them get to work na. ABI they no wise ni?

femi4:
The one they gave to Nig contractor has no head way

He's in the custody of efcc

erniok2:
How you people sit and write things like this need to be studied. Do some of you read before you post? So if I ask you to build with a 5 bedroom duplex with a dog house, you would start from the dog house right?

Chai,the post itself and many comments in this thread can make you laugh till you forget some worries of life.

Dog House first; yes nah to put dogs for the security of the workers while building the main house.
😆😆😆😜😜🙆🙆

DeltaBachelor:
9ja. Very funny place to be, I swear down !

Very very funny place and funny people.

Emu4life:
I laughed hard when I first came across this video
The Governor looked visibly frustrated
"Why will you start with Mortuary? I told you to build Hospital, you are starting with Mortuary "

Awon werey100%

My brother,no be only you dey laff..oo,I don laff roll for ground.
Build where to give somebody injection to save lives or where woman go born Pikin safely first, you go build where dead body go lie down first.
You want make the people wey go diee for the hospital plenty pass people wey go survive their health challenge?
Which kind funny oyibo man contracted be this?
Chai,the governor make the situation very funny.I don laff tire!

Truly, football is made in England!
Who want put body nah where the teams from the best league in the world are on the beat?!!
EPL produced 5 over 5 in the knockout stage.
4 automatic spots and 1 playoff spot.
The cup is for them this season.

Tareq1105:
So, no manifesto before now?

When did the merger take place?

Putin my man! Nah Leader you be!

But those him soldiers,nah marching them dey do so or nah Kung fu/Taikwando?
Omo,see legs!

davillian:
Ukraine and Russia should not be killing each other.
Russia should not be quick to forget WW11
and its allies...
if not the thing way Nazi for do them.

Nah NAZI kpai that him senior brother nah wey him lay wreath so no be Ukraine.

Northsouth:
na suffer Dem just dey suffer Dem, na so china and north Korea self dey do.
How person go dey march like say Dem wan do high jump

I hate high-handedness in governance.
This is one of the reasons I can never support state police.
It will be a tool for oppression, suppression, intimidation of dissenting voices by the various governors.

Trump and Putin are the greatest leaders of the century.
They are putting a lot of things in the right perspective in the world.
The only thing is that my Putin bin don fvk up small for Ukraine.
It is a type of military operation Donald Trump carried out in Venezuela that he supposed to carry out in Ukraine.
Not to go and be playing with one small boy there allowing him the latitude to be moving from one EU Parliament to another galvanizing supports to prolong the war and be making mouth as if he is your mate.

I have been advising all this small small countries to always swallow their pride and reach a compromise with any of this Big Brothers whenever they warned them about a particular policy of international concern,but they wouldn't listen to me.
Pick a fight with your mates or who you know you can withstand and not with who don pass you for many miles.
Their supporters go deceived them with useless theory of SOVEREIGNTY and push them to go bite more than they can chew.
I no know who dey deceive unah say small countries dey get sovereignty.