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fergie001:
I am onto Golf.... If I continue like this, see me see village.

fergie001:
So Chelsea say e go better for dem, sell us Tom Cruise, say na Mount.

They will never win anything again IJN, Amen.

Abeg leave us alone,nah only Manson Mount dey dat una team?

fergie001:
Onana has determined to increase my BP, but God pass am.

Penguin2:
Could you believe I’m here in a public place shouting like a mad man🤦

Your club dey comot you heat for head.

benefitzte:
Thought I was the only one that saw the "quarkry".
How would Akwa Ibom command respond to an incident in Cross River?

Ah teh you my brother.

Nyanabo2:
Lool no, you are getting all wrong. I I meant is that it’s required of her to put up a show during the wedding. It’s all for show

Ok..oooo since it's only for a show in the wedding.
But wait..oo,this show can be extended to the main matrimonial home..oo, you know how some ladies behave.
Sometimes the take serious thing for triviality and take triviality for seriousness.
I don't trust their mood.
Their mood is always swinging.
She may think she is still putting up a show at the wedding,not knowing that she is now in the marriage proper at home.

PDPdestroyer:
A policeman with beards? Try again

So you haven't seen policeman or even military men with beards before?
Most of those on special units can keep beards.
You weren't seeing SARS personnel when they were still operating?
Or the current SWAT squad?

spiceadole:
Cross River State does not have Police Command?

I wonder..oo!
Something happened in Cross Rivers state,he is reporting that un till now,there is no comment from Akwa Ibom Command.
What a quackery!

Nyanabo2:
lol, in some parts of Ijaw this is how it’s done. The husband and his relatives would then try to shower her with gifts to try eliciting a smile from her

That means at home,any day the husband doesn't have enough money to shower her as a gift,it will be stone face through out ,no smiling and no show for the oza za room.
God forbid that kind woman!

Gboss247:
says someone who supports minimum wage increment

Before minimum wage,how much was a bag of cement?

DMerciful:
What's with APC people and the practice of idolatry?

Doyin Okupe - Tinubu is like Jesus Christ

Umahi - Coastal road is like heaven

Different types of craze indeed

Self-sufficient kiiii you dia!
With cement price of 12k a bag that you are exploiting the poor masses?

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Yeah that's it 💯
N.Kanu was right
It is a zoo

Lord of Mercy!!!
If it's so,it means the country is gone!
Then why is the man asking the citizens to join hands to combat this sort of country self-induced criminality?

Where them get money to dey jolificate around the world?
I think say Fubara been withold their salary for almost two years now.
So nah who dey bankroll their trip?

SamGift0817:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1HZZxNO9fE

A former Director-General of the National Youths Service Corps (NYSC), Maharazu Tsiga, on Thursday said he was able to come out alive from kidnappers’ den by the help and mercies of God.

Mr Tsiga, a retired brigadier general, said this when he and 18 other victims were reunited with their families by the National Security Adviser (NSA), Nuhu Ribadu, in Abuja.

Mr Tsiga regained his freedom after spending 56 days in captivity having been abducted from his hometown Tsiga, in Bakori Local Government Area of Katsina State on 5 February, alongside nine other residents.

He said his safe return was the kind of situation worthy of celebration.

He said that apart from the danger he and victims faced from their abductors, they were equally confronted with the risk of being hurt by wild animals in the mountain in which they were kept.

“The day before yesterday, on the mountain I was staying, unexpectedly, we just look around, we saw hyena parading around us to get its own food. And which kind of food? We, the human beings.

“Those of us that experienced that place, we always stay with snakes, scorpions.

“And one bad experience, particularly for those of us who, they knew our rank, whenever they are being attacked, sincerely speaking, they bring us out, so that the aircraft can hit us.

“But you know God is merciful.

“When a rocket was sent to us, it did not explode. They carried that rocket and kept it where I am sleeping so that immediately I come and touch it, it will explode.

“And that is why I told us, God is merciful,” he said.

The former NYSC DG also revealed that the nature of food they were fed was another threat to his health.


According to Mr Tsiga, the terrorists said that those of them that were in uniform, government is always putting money for them to keep.

The retired army general also revealed that the terrorists only feared military aircraft, adding that they did not even fear God but military aircraft.

Mr Tsiga called on all Nigerians to join hands to fight and defeat insecurity in the country, saying that security should be seen as a collective responsibility of all.

“We should not sit down and believe that the government can do it alone. We must do it ourselves.

“So we thank Almighty God for giving us this opportunity to live again,” he said.

"According to Mr Taiga,the terrorists said that those of them that were in uniform, government is always putting money for them to keep".
What does he really mean by the above statement?
Is he implying that the terrorists confessed to him that government always bring money to the terrorists who are on uniforms to keep?

If that is what he is saying,then Nigeria has finished kpatakpata

Kreesxxx:
Go ahead the peacemaking governor.

Fiscus105:
Who will sign it into law? If it's signed into law without lawmakers, what's different? Infact, it would be even worse than FUBARA own.

National Assembly

Dronedude:
Lol, this Admin too do abeg. Very soon he will change state crest and capital.

Yes,yes,yes,this is what any sensible opposition should be doing.
Tell government to her face where she failed.
Security situation in the country is taking a down turn, economy is nosediving ,the masses are living below poverty line and no one is talking.
You should back it up with peaceful protest if your advice is not taken into consideration by the government.
You these current opposition leaders seems to be too weak and timid for my liking.
That's why I will forever like the current president as an opposition leader.
He was so formidable.
During his days as an opposition leader,the mass killing in Uromi, plateau and other parts of the country,the removal of fuel subsidy without building refineries for local refining that has brought untold hardship in the country,etc would have witnessed mass peaceful protest across Nigeria forcing the government in power to rescind some of it's dragonian policies.
But opposition of nowadays,uwayayayaaa!

Oracleee:
If it's Fulani herdsmen, the mother should forget it.

The governors of the herdsmen should pay immediate condolence visit to Otukpo and promise the villagers compensation with immediate effect.

Prominent Nigerians should as a matter of urgency, issue a statement condemning the barbaric killings of the innocent villagers.

Then finally,the security agencies should track the perpetrators, arrest and prosecute them in accordance with the constitution of Nigeria.

Abagworo:
Igbos are not having many children in the last 2 decades with average of 3 per parents so the change in demography is expected. The North will continue to increase but is there any advantage to that?

Yesssoooo, there's political advantage to that.
So you guys should wake up.

There's freedom of worship in Nigeria constitution.
So make una free the woman.

JAWBONE:


Make Akpabio self go consult Eka Abasi

tunjijones:
This should be a standard for all political office holder.

It's a standard already and it has always been.
But that doesn't stop any of them from looting.
Who will prosecute them in this country?
See Yayah Bello that they were making noise all over Internet about his arrest, don't you hear that the government that was looking for him to arrest for embezzlement of public funds are the same people preparing him to become a senator should the recall process of Natasha works out?
So assets declaration doesn't mean anything to Nigeria political office holder.

Am not still convinced that it's this man that is talking all this talk.
Are you guys sure he is saying all this things in his right senses or he is being hypnotized or placed a barrel of iron in his head to make this confession?

CoronaVirusPro:
Fubara should be arrested with a matter of urgency!


Intelligence filtering in even has it that he is planning to escape through the waterways and naval officers are on high alert.

Chai, you people Eheh!

So the sole purpose of appointing Wike as a minister was to deliver elections results for you Oga Presido?

Lamasta:
A motherly advice there we only hope they will heed to it

Ehhh heed for weah?
You don't know this girls!
Majority of them nah straight to their boyfriends houses.
Dem go go show the certificate to their boyfriends and stay there for like a month or two before going to meet their parents.
The woman know wetin them dey capable of doing before she give that advice.

From 1999 till date,I haven't seen any political leader that command a natural cult-like followership like Peter Obi and Mohammadu Buhari.

Those two men are organically loved across board.


Note:
In the case of Buhari,I am taking about before he became the president expecially before 2nd term election and beyond.

MetaMatrix:
Have you been monitoring Nigerian progression or you just being bigotic

Progression from where to where?
Abeg no talk that one.

Wetin him say be that im name again sef?
Isa or Issakaba wey them called you, behave yourself!

So you bin dey blind wen Kano State was given a whooping 44 L.G.As when Lagos with the same population with am was given just 20?

You bin dey blind wen Kano was given 20 seats in the HoR while my state that produces the resources that feed the nation and with 31 L.G.As was given just 10 HoR seats?

You been dey blind when the zone wey you dey sidon get the meeting was given 7 states while my zone wey hold the treasure of this country was given 6 states,my neighbor zone wey contribute so much for trade and commerce for the nation was given a paltry 5 states and economy viable western zone was given 6 states?

Were they blind when all these things were happening in this same country?
Or the so called NYCN didn't know the meaning of the word "equitable governance" as at then?

That bill for Lagos LCDA go scale through nothing wey them go fit do.
The other bill for Orlu state to make it 6th state for my neighbor go scale through too.

In fact because this their yeyeh talk now, after this one's,I go tell Akpabio make him sponsor another bill to add our one state to complete 7 states like N/W after all,nah we hold the treasure basin of this nation.
If NYCN like make them go hug a steaming transformer.