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ariblaze:
1 NMS boy

5 from command

and the rest soldiers .


i am just so mad, back then in NMS we flew for events and the bloody school paid for it.


imagine form zaira to lagos in a freaking bus, just for a lousy LIT debate

Are U Sure U Are An Exboy. Which Coy Were U in?
Who Was the Boy RSM in Ur Set.
Pls Reply.

The man just wants to bleep her and satisfy his age long fantasy.
Remember he was a nobody when he first laid his eyes on her after she won Miss Nija.

Joe will be no different from his predecessors who are basically villains rather than heroes.
Remember that line in our national anthem.

"The Labor of Our Villains Past Shall Ever Live in Vain"
"To Serve With Heist and Mines"
"One Nation Bound in Fiefdom"
"Piss & Uni (What??')"

Dear Folks,

We just stumbled on classified intelligence. Jonathan is actually acting a script handed over to him by the US.
They are hell bent in ensuring that their doomsday prophesy of total disintegration of Nigeria into splinter states is fulfilled come 2015.

The selling proposition used to brainwash "Humble Joe" as he is known in US diplomatic spheres is that he will be the First President of a free Ijaw Nation with the prospects of one of the highest per capita income in the world beyond 2015.

The recipe for chaos is based on some special cocktails designed by the "agency" to incite mass actions across the country.
Note that the are Six of these Cocktails already hatched for release.

Two you already know are scheduled for release early in Jan 2012, i.e
1. Removal of Oil Subsidy
2. Ban of Okada.

This is a fact whether you choose to believe it or not. Mark it down somewhere.

Dear Folks,

We just stumbled on classified intelligence. Jonathan is actually acting a script handed over to him by the US.
They are hell bent in ensuring that their doomsday prophesy of total disintegration of Nigeria into splinter states is fulfilled come 2015.

The selling proposition used to brainwash "Humble Joe" as he is known in US diplomatic spheres is that he will be the First President of a free Ijaw Nation with the prospects of one of the highest per capita income in the world beyond 2015.

This is a fact  whether you choose to believe it or not.

The Nigerian Revolution is Imminent

Federal Government bans Okada (Motorcycle Transportation) across Nigeria with effect from December 31st, 2011

Source: AIT News Scroll

Jonathan is only sowing the seed of revolution.
In as much as I hate Okada Men. You don't go ahead and ban okada without providing alternative sources of transport/jobs for tyhe millions that will be cut off from their daily bread!

Jonathan is only sowing the seed of revolution.
In as much as I hate Okada Men. You don't go ahead and ban okada without providing alternative sources of transport/jobs for tyhe millions that will be cut off from their daily bread!

I Guess He Meant IMMOLATE Ojukwu.

Fellow Youths,

The incessant spate of police brutality, unemployment , outright insincerity and insensitivity of the present "JoeBoy" administration to the plight of the average Nigerian is increasing by the day. Every day the headlines greet us with one sad gory tale or the other. For instance, consider the sad case of the young man brought down in his youth by the worthless bullet of a poorly trained trigger happy police man two days ago in Portharcourt.
That young man was just taking a walk. Imagine it could have been You or any of Your Loved Ones!! I can connect with the pain his family is going thru right now.

The big question is how long will we allow other mere mortals, born of women like You and I to deprive us of the basic amenities, social security and infrastructure that make life worth living? How long shall we wait to trigger a wave of change that will sweep across Sub-saharan Africa?

The Big Question for "JoeBoy" is "How Can The Youth Protect U if U Cant Protect Us?"

I know it will be hard because it is easier to gather us for a "'banj Concert" or a "Nigerian Idol" Audition than to Gather us for Change.
That said, if you have the balls I propose:

Date: 11.12.11
Venue: Eagle Square Abuja

Boko Haram is a cowardly organization. I am yet to see them bring down any corrupt government politician.
The north is not in short supply of these corrupt goons but all Boko does is to strike innocent peasants like themselves. Buncha Idioots!

They will only begin to court the love of the peasant talakawa when they change their strategy to that of "Mallam Robin Hood" instead of "Mallam Bombin Hood"

Obasanjo Hates N'digbo because of the tales his mother told him about his "Real Igbo Father" who abandoned her & denied the pregnancy.
See link here for full "conspiracy theory"  . Baby Papa Left Home lol !!. Sorry Chief Obasanjo Onyejekwe 

Im not Nidigbo but I propose they offer him the title of "Igwe Baboonu 1 of Igbo Land". It will go a long way in placating a "Hurt Ol' Man". Dirty Ol' Man!

http://www.jaguda.com/2010/10/31/nigerias-former-president-obasanjos-father-allegedly-an-igbo-prince/
http://saharareporters.com/report/obasanjos-real-father-paternity-controversy

Pic 1: Olusegun Obasanjo and former Obi of Onitsha, Igwe Okwudili Onyejekwe

Bullshitt Crap!

With this she'd be bleeeping some overweight potbellied government big-wig before "Ikemba" goes thru the full "Rot Cycle" in Hades.

[b]@Nija Youth [/b]with "only one post". I guess you only registered to seek votes for your crass urge to get "settled" by some corrupt government official? I hope not.
My pain is this: When will youths stop all these sycophancy and take their future in their hands? By the way, which youths do you represent? You guys are nothing but the voice of a depraved few.

Fellow Youths,

The incessant spate of police brutality, unemployment , outright insincerity and insensitivity of the present "JoeBoy" administration to the plight of the average Nigerian is increasing by the day. Every day the headlines greet us with one sad gory tale or the other. For instance, consider the sad case of the young man brought down in his youth by the worthless bullet of a poorly trained trigger happy police man two days ago in Portharcourt.
That young man was just taking a walk. Imagine it could have been You or any of Your Loved Ones!! I can connect with the pain his family is going thru right now.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-814661.0.html

The big question is how long will we allow other mere mortals, born of women like You and I to deprive us of the basic amenities, social security and infrastructure that make life worth living? How long shall we wait to trigger a wave of change that will sweep across Sub-saharan Africa?

I know it will be hard because it is easier to gather us for a "'banj Concert" or a "Nigerian Idol" Audition than to Gather us for Change.
That said, if you have the balls I propose:

Date: 11.12.11
Venue: Eagle Square Abuja

Fellow Youths,

The incessant spate of police brutality, unemployment , outright insincerity and insensitivity of the present "JoeBoy" administration to the plight of the average Nigerian is increasing by the day. Every day the headlines greet us with one sad gory tale or the other. For instance, consider the sad case of the young man brought down in his youth by the worthless bullet of a poorly trained trigger happy police man two days ago in Portharcourt.
That young man was just taking a walk. Imagine it could have been You or any of Your Loved Ones!! I can connect with the pain his family is going thru right now.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-814661.0.html

The big question is how long will we allow other mere mortals, born of women like You and I to deprive us of the basic amenities, social security and infrastructure that make life worth living? How long shall we wait to trigger a wave of change that will sweep across Sub-saharan Africa?

I know it will be hard because it is easier to gather us for a "'banj Concert" or a "Nigerian Idol" Audition than to Gather us for Change.
That said, if you have the balls I propose:

Date: 11.12.11
Venue: Eagle Square Abuja

"Dread Carpet" !

Rather than share the bread of life, they are sharing the bread of strife.
Cassava heads!

What do u expect with all the wrong diet of eba, apu and bolly!

Rest in Bliss (RIB). Candle in the Wind

While I may agree that such an incident is not far fetched with Nigerian graduates, I sincerely doubt the information coming from the Nigerian Police.
The guy may have been a graduate of English Language probably with a pass or third class, but trust Nigerians especially the Police to always garnish their gist in order to make it more sensational.

Those of you who stand here shamelessly to defend the Nigerian Military are only displaying your ignorance or the depth of your delusion.
The Nigerian Army has always been full of barks and less bite. I know this because I was once in it too(basically due to parental pressure).

The very divisions that fostered the callous events of January/July 1966 is still inherent in the NA today. There are deep rooted ethnic divisions and mistrust still existing till today. With a weak President who does not even realize that he is the Commander in Chief, a repeat of history is not far fetched. Ask a common soldier whom he respects between Good Luck vs the CDS? Your guess is as good as mine!

Money may not buy you love when love is overpriced, in most cases we buy the cream without the toppings.
Happy married life and please be as creative in "coi*tus" as you are in comedy.

Does anyone here remember the fact that "Baba Suwe (Or is it "Baboon Suwe" cried @ the airport when he was initially accosted?

His initial countenance kind of exposed his culpability.
Something is clearly not right about this case. While I don't intend to subscribe to the metaphysical/collusion, it cannot be entirely ruled out from this saga.

1. "Piyo" Water
2. Bolly
3. Agoin Beans
4. Moin-Moin
5. Akara
6. Amala
7. Puff-Puff
8. Agbada
9. Chuku-Chuku.
10. Fuji Gabbage!!

I hope they are following the modern standard railway gauge and not something out of the year 1845!

Typical Idoma Heart.

This is total decay. Nigeria is headed for the rocks and a possible repeat of 1966.
DumbJoe will definitely lead us to anarchy!

This is total decay. Nigeria is headed for the rocks and a possible repeat of 1966.
DumbJoe will definitely lead us to anarchy!

You can all go on ranting your warped up bladadash .
You all expect that "3 dimensional" wrinkled mass you call a brain to explain the "infidimensional"
It is simply beyond your abilities. Please find something worthwhile doing and stop trying to sound smart when you all aren't.

The question I have on the table is this: Between Bill & Jobs, who has a bigger heart?

I would take sides with the guy with the bigger heart any day. How many business outlets/offices have macs on their desks or laps?
I guess the answer is obvious.

Jobs May Have Left with His Innovation For All I Care. Bill May Respond With A Hostile Takeover of Apple

Watch Out!

itoldu:
the man still has 10 days left to live nah! He is scheduled to leave earth by November 22, (i.e. ten days from now)

Reporting from the Future, lol.
God Help Us.The Net is Full of Junk!