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All you online and skirt-wearing farmers should let me hear word for once jare!

Fertilizer this... Tractors that...

If e no gree una do again, make una hang una hoes and cutlasses, then rest!

Nobody kuku send una to farm after all.


With the way una dey hike prices of these unhealthy, highly fertilized farm produce self, Nigerians will soon be left with no option than to start importing farm produces from abroad to reinject competitiveness in prices to foods and foodstuffs in Nigeria markets.


Na so una been dey shout up and down "we can feed the nation, our rice farm can this..., our rice mill can that..."


Including farmers with just 1 plot of rice farm.


E entered Aunty buhari ears, Aunty go wear skirt, come run go close border, come ban rice importation join.


Oya o, our farmers e don set, wey the rice?


Excuses left, right and center.


Laslas, na half rice, half stones dem begin baggage, even Dey sell am more than thrice the amount of stoneless imported rice wey formerly dey market.
Rubbish!!!

EjaikreTheViper:
Na dem!
Mariam AYILA from Ogun State.
By the shape of their heads, we can tell.

U mean by their cone-head, right?

I wan to be PREZDEN for uuuu.
Na their sista and dota.
Skull miners.

Strong87:
Did you realize atiku is with when they're making the promise

The question is who made the promises? Tinubu did!
The videos of tinubu campaigning for buhari in 2015 are all over the internet, browse for clarification.
tinubu was beating chest up and down the 36 states, spewing trashes he knew he never meant.
he became so scared of the same buhari he enthroned, scared to the point that he couldn't implore bubu to dispense at least a few portion of their campaign promises and manifestoes.
God forbid batshet!

Wickedfacts:
The same PDP giving your kinsmen kerosene to drink in Abia.

your shitty apc self no see sachet water share to ur miserable people. How about that?

Kipaji:
Great observation! This goes for Cameroonians as well. It is high time we got serious and focused on what matters.

God help Nigeria and Cameroon, but We ought to help ourselves as well.

And some gullible Nigerians will be foaming in their mouths that PETER OBI's 100k minimum wage projection is unattainable while MILLIONS of those in government, together with their relatives and cronies are busy siphoning in billions, the funds meant for the hard working Nigerians.

We SANE Nigerians are well aware that a.p.c. Is responsible for all such attacks on INEC facilities at L.P. strongholds.
We have our proves and evidences intact.

Coneheads that doubts Peter Obi's 100k minimum wage projection is attainable should come and explain if loots like this and the likes of it plus the expensive cost of governance is curtailed to the barest minimum, what they think would become of Nigeria's treasury.

KEVIND:
This afternoon lie no be here.
Pls someone should help remind APC, they said Tinubu was not denied visa to USA , that the trip was originally scheduled for third week of December. We're in third week now ooo.

Incase APC deny it, here is the link:
https://www.nairaland.com/7462822/tinubu-never-denied-us-visa#118872678

You obviously a good historian and bookkeeper. Nice job.

Godwin4444:
Y do I have a feeling it’s d same person with multiple accounts that comment on this thread

I might b wrong though

You can't be more right than you already are!
That's the clearest example of cyber rat.

Maryam1234:
Amen Sir, Chukwu gozie gi*3

How's everything? Hope sailing smoothly as usual.

zionstaar75:
Lol!send me your email I will post the pictures of my house (a 6 bedroom mansion)I will do selfie in all the pictures. I hope you're not a kidnapper though. I'm a landlord of a plaza and 5 ibos are my tenants when I pass they bend and use sir.the tribe with the lowest self esteem in Nigeria are ibos and the reason isn't far fetched ,they are not intelligent. That's why igbo girls suck up to yoruba guys.my dad has been house of rep on unpp platform since 1979 and his contemporaries are former emir dasuki,saraki,late aliyu dantoro,late saraki and late mko Abiola. I won't enter into a jibe with a simpleton like u,shoe get size

The 12x12 toilet floor tiles layed on your sitting room and the N180 par-yard-grade of upholstery fabric your sofa is made of says it all. Audio lawmakers pikin

PropertyScout:
Educative thread.
Available house for rent:
https://www.nairaland.com/7478467/available-houses-rent-within-yaba#119122887

Indeed!
If u believe u can master driving on NL, OYO is ur case.

I see.

No big deal here, you are already renewing your next rent fee installmentally! Just be sure every dime of yours to both mother and daughter passes through bank transfers to their personal bank accounts, save screenshots of all transaction and table for calculations at expiration of current rent.

N.B; Bear in mind say Na u go balance them by then, if it turns out u ever kpenshed anyone of them prior to the check and balance day.

Choose your luck wisely.

nnekaike:
Is this the way now,your numbers are Off.

Are u his victim as well?

Niyola2020:
Do not make any purchases from houserentprob. He is a scammer. I paid him 32k for a bag of rice to be delivered to Ibadan since last week Wednesday. He claimed I'll get my rice the next day. Till now he has refused to reply my messages neither does he pick my calls. His real name is Timilehin Reuben Ojo in case he tries to use his real name to scam peoole into paying for rice they'll never get.

Has he settled u? If no, Call me on 09016046357, I am very familiar with the Sabo line/pata market he described as his warehouse. I'll fish him out

The lady in question must have done some great smart stuffs in the past, no doubts!

Except u can convince us that u just woke up one morning and decided to wife her just like that

Compare and contrast between the compassionate stuffs u've both shared, how much u love her, then, u will agree with me about that request of hers being a mistake or a harmless joke, meant to alleviate u from ur mourning moods.

If u dump her because of that, then u never really loved her

R.I.P. TO UR OLD MAN THOUGH.

This your neighborhood meeehhn... It's well.

lhordspy:
A failed comedian looking for cheap attention.

HIs mate, Sabinus won an AMVCA ... This shameless clown is all over social media looking for validations and attention from social media obidient kids. I cant still believe i fought for supposedly justice alongside this clown during end-sarz protest before it got hijacked by miscreants and i had to back down. I should have known he was just an attention seeking social media nuisance. A yoruba-boy making fun of a Yoruba-Elder stateman all because of internet clout, likes and validations. smh

Less than 90 days to go. This nonsense will surely be put to bed. The downFall of AIT ought to be a lesson to everyone. The Buhari they antagonised and ran campaign of calumnies against in 2015 with different demeaning documentaries and silly jokes. Not only won that election. But repeat it again in 2019.

Where is AIT now in the world of in-vogue news media.?

His achievments, your dreams!

Ogbeni eruyanju, your senile crook principal should feel free to attend asaratul ansarudeen, kosoro.

yemex04:
Don't weep yet bro..
That my one vote is accounted for Tinubu.
Thank you.

Your type have long sold your pdvc "as your daddy would fondly call it" for 5k and one "made in ogbomoso face-cap" that has a tia-tia umbrelletta drawn on it.
Dunno what u intend voting baba blu-baluba with on feb 23.

Madups:
common shut up that your mouth.. think you can start lying anyhow because its a faceless forum.. Have this feeling you dont even know the name of any lga in imo state.

That "thing" u are in arguement with hails from kisi in oyo state, its name is dauda adamu.

yemex04:
Well I am member of Living Faith Church & worship in Canaanland but I won't vote Peter Obi, my vote belongs to Tinubu...

dauda adamu shut that gutter u call mouth. u get pass 1 vote?

AgbaBaale:
Nsogbu nsogbu as usual. Nothing new, his presence was much expected. Gradually becoming church project to make a statement.
I wonder why people are so blind by this religious bigot, secessionist man's desperation.

The same politics their fathers played that got them no where is what they're still playing in 2022. Blame game, insult, tribal war, religion politics.

Wailing swine, u say?

Psalmvic:
I don't see Mr Peter Obi winning this election by attending all the conventions in the land. Most of them shouting don't have PVC and those who have will not come out that day to vote. Mr Peter should avoid playing politics on the sacred alter of living God.

Wailer u say?

Christistruth00:
How can Peter Obi’ that didn’t pay his workers for 3 years hint at pay increase ?

It is an Election Campaign not a 419 Contest

Devilish propagandist!
ST. PETER OBI's ANAMBRA witnessed the most memorable prompt and uptodate payment of salaries, pensions, entitlements and contracts in ANAMBRA history.
Bear in mind that HE TRANSFERED NO DEBT but rather a cash balance of over N70B in state's account to HIS successor.
ST. PETER OBI's 100k minimum wage projection is super attainable, if u know how much is recoupable from the trillions of dollars that's been siphoned among the senile and unproductive cabals within and outside Aso rock on monthly, if not daily basis.
Man is Nigeria's Messiah in waiting.

backnbeta:
Be consistent my brother

As if tilumbu has ever been consistent with his claims over source of his wealth

Austriaopen:
Huh

E remain P.Square own.

Last week,a lady came to my office and asked if he should send #50000 to psquare and his group on Instagram .

She claimed she has been picked to benefit from a scheme in which few people were selected to win #2m each after they all paid #2000 each for the form.

I was surprised to have seen someone who resembled Psquare in the video call asking the poor woman to send #50000 to claim #2m.

I then told her,it's a scam and she should disregard them.

How can celebrities also involve in online and offline scam?

It's well...

LIENUS.
NEXT!

Wordsfrombimpe:
I am sorry to disappoint you Nigerian Men

But you guys no dey try

I said what I said

You all think that women are entitled they are beggers because they ask you

Havent you forgotten that we are all beggars in the sight of God

We all dey beg baba God make e dey bless us

Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe The Coach

Incoherent Gibberish so far!
Low budget contents.

GorillaApp:
Can you open a dorm account with zero balance?

Yes! But your opening deposit helps to fast-track the account readiness and shield it from immediate dormarcy.
Why would you approach a bank for an account you don't have the intention for immediate funding?