₦airaland Forum

SarkinYarki:
exactly sir!!!

Don't worry sir, better days ahead. With prayers, one day the right people will rule this great country.

Judging by the position he occupies today, you'll completely agree with him why he didn't bother himself to acquire any certificates in the first place. Being a politician in Nigeria, is the only guaranteed meal ticket you can get.

SarkinYarki:
anything APC touches they devalue

Do you mean the APC doesn't have the MIDAS touch that will turn things to GOLD?

flexyfit:
and she just gave birth to a baby boy today

Wow, big congratulations to the family.

flexyfit:
yeah I know...but she gat two girls...just praying for a baby boy... I'm a girl too...my prayer isn't bad madam/sir

Do you know how much in pride price those girls would fetch?

delectablegyal:
Why are they wired that way? I need a convincing reason. how can somebody be treating you badly and you like that person? somebody is treating you nicely and you disdain that person? isn't it unreasonable?

If you were a man, I would have answered you. Buy as a woman, you should tell us why.

sparog:
Was making anoda point bro

Ok man. You almost succeeded in confusing me.

sparog:
Why is Kanye always looking like her body guard in pictures, he looks like he is d wife in the relationship while she's the husband

Why are you contradicting yourself? You said he looks like her bodyguard, and later like the wife. Are women the bodyguards to their husbands?

ArcSEMPECJ:
Tonto Dike should tag this lady as a role model .....

Anyway my money my problems.....

Why should you allow your money to be your problem. It should be your servant.

titiforever:
She will give birth to a healthy baby boy �.

Africans and the baby boy syndrome.

flexyfit:
Good please bless them with a baby boy Amen

Pikin na Pikin, abeg. Some women out there, praying fervently to just miss their period and want to experience how it feels.

izzy4shizzy:
So that's why you let him press your nyas! Anyhow

He was just confirming if they're natural. You know ladies with the balloons things everywhere, these days.

mmadu5:
i know this girl shes works in a brothel around my area

Does one working in a university make one a graduate?

KidsNEXTdoor:
Only possible in the poverty capital of the world..



Sai barber legacies

Next level activated...

Operation eat or be eaten

APC Next never start yet o. By the time it starts, maybe na lizard dem go dey display.

BrainSanitizer:
Ever heard of the name Brig. Gen. Nnamdi Okorie Afia?
He was DG NYSC between 2012 and 2014.

He was in the kindergarten then.

This is something that can never happen in our environment. They will say she's not a Nigerian. In fact, she can not even feature in our national football team. Other countries are busy looking for people that will hoist their flag, but we are here busy killing ourselves. Congratulations ma'am.

Investmentfreak:
I will invest the money ,then later I will buy myself back
My senselessness started since this boy gave me grass to smoke

Hahaha, you dey joke. What if the owner refuses to sell you? You'll then become the richest slave on earth.

Investmentfreak:
72trillion or 720 trillion naira, how can I sell myself please?

And buy what na? Since you don't own yourself, how do you enjoy the money?

Such is life my dear. The same thing happened when you married your wife back then, you were all smiles and dancing like a little puppet while your father-in-law was busy shedding tears. Now the reality is dawned on you as you experience the pain of letting go of your daughter. Wish the new couple a happy married life.

The choice is yours. Name them and get rid of them or keep quiet and suffer the mayhem inflicted on your people.

profolaolu:
That was just an observation no hard feeling

Thank God. Please, always think positive.

simplesearch:
Ruminating over many years to come when he doesn't know what tomorrow will bring. This is the root cause of anxiety for many, envisaging and trying to solve tomorrow's unseen challenges today. Even if this is an issue didn't he married someone's daughter as well? and how dear she probably was to her father's heart then who can tell, and yet was released to him. This is actually very unnecessary.

When your salary is paid, do you spend it that same day because you don't know what tomorrow will bring? Or have you thought of building a house? What assurances do you have that you'll one day sleep in the house?

profolaolu:
How sure is he that they will get married, they might be another cossy or Linda ikeji, they have started slaying when they are young.

Is that what you wish for your daughters? Because from the overflow of the heart, the mouth speaks.

I thought he was going to take the handkerchiefs for anointing.

As a politician, you work for 4 years you get life pension with cars every 4 years. But as a civil servant, you work for 35 years you go begging because your pension was not paid. Nigeria we hail thee!!!!!

Ademat7:
Who will open gate from inside is d problem??

They're also creating employment.

morikee:
Very bad you guys need to do something banks are charging 16k for 5k withdrawing more than 500k in Abuja

Abuja is the seat of government, meant for the politicians and the business tycoons. What are you doing there as a commoner? Please, come to Maiduguri, where you'll be paid for withdrawing.

It's very unafrican for the man to kneel down to propose marriage to a lady. In my own case, I was standing AKIMBO when I proposed to my wife. The answer I was expecting was a YES or a NO, and I got a YES. What's the big deal?

modupe2:
In his shop? How is that an offence?

He was only securing the shop against the enemies. If anybody comes with the intention to steal, they will just see an empty shop.

archangel1:
you see your life. because the media who want to sell their paper mentioned ' children'It didnt occur to you that it is a natural aberration to send a child to prison anywhere in this world. what of if 'infant prison' were used; may be by now.... use your brain.

Swallow your bitterness or go spew it on the OP that presented the topic.

archangel1:
further your research with any legal practitioner about legal age and reformatory system which is a global best practice. don't all Nigerian media to confuse with catchy nomenclature such as ' children prison'. I can't know it all. In Nigeria's modern jurisprudence, any citizen below the age of 18 is a child before the law. As such, when found guilty of gross criminality and other juvenile delinquencies tantamount to incarceration, such class of citizen; with a view to upholding human right, ought to get a special imprisonment environment which is mostly correctional not regular.

You can't know it all, yet you had the guts to call people IGNORAMUS?!!!

Now, tell us how the police are trained to handle the people they have been employed to protect.