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Happy survival my friend. There's an assignment that you have not yet completed, that's why you're still alive today. May the good Lord continue to protect His own.

Benekruku:
Her head dey game.

Atimes girls like this always want me to behead myself

Am just too dull.


Still having problems reciting A-Z. Dont even know if its LNMOPQ or NMLOPQ

That is simply because you have not DISCOVERED yourself. If you did, you would've known where best you are suited, and the girls with the PhD will be running after you. Good luck.

ImaIma1:
But not better than the bond they share when the baby is in a carrier in front of you, resting his/her head on your chest and looking into your eyes occasionally...you are able to kiss the chubby cheeks and face.

What bond is there to share when the baby is behind where you cannot even see? No affection there

I totally agree with your first submission, but the second. Are you suggesting that if you get married or perhaps working elsewhere, far from your parents means you have no bond or affection for them; simply because you don't see them?

When a mother backs her baby, there's this BOND between them. The mother's warmth and affection mean a lot to the baby.

A woman can have up to 10 boyfriends, yet she won't tag herself as a prostitute.

PUSSYHOE:
you mean she collects absolutely nothing from you?

How about his PRECIOUS SPERM?

That was a pleasant surprise. The joy of parents know no bounds when the children remember them with gifts like this. A gift of a wristwatch, a pen or even a handkerchief will go a long way in putting a smile on their faces, depending on their social status. May the good Lord bless our children to put a smile on our faces.

Maybe the landlord forgot that people sitting there can serve as security for the house.

delugajackson:
Are those shoes I'm seeing there? When did shoes become exhibits in internet crime?

Nawa for EFCC.

Maybe they're ELECTRONIC SHOES that they use in charging their gadgets as they walk.

GoTV:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i suggest they should bombed by the Nigerian Air Force so others can learn from their misfortunes

Did you say you were born AGAIN or born AGAINST?

opethom:
I think say bible no dey burn ?

She's only burning A BOOK and not the WORD. That's why in Christianity, such issues don't carry weight like in other religions.

opethom:
I think say bible no dey burn ?

She's only burning A BOOK and not the WORD.

Anoniemos01:
I don't think I can ever understand the science(or is it art?) behind human wickedness.
*Sighs* deeply..

It is in us from birth. Can't you see children learn faster to abuse people than they could learn to say hello.

aninweze:
Wonders shall never end.
People still explore the desert route, despite several horrible endings.

They feel it's better they die trying than to die waiting.

Now that the blame game is over, the next level will be the game of PROMISES.

Small corper with MASSIVE john thomas.

helinues:
Hahahah

Dont mind them, they are lieing.

But bleaching creams no fit work on this guy oo

He does not even intend to bleach, but would rather use the kiwi to tone his skin. He's black and proud.

pistero:
I thought I was ugly until I saw this dude

so you're now uglier?

AutoMoTech:
Hahahaha see evil love. If canada say make u sell me and dey'll give U permanent visa U no go sell me abi?

Your worth is by far better than any visa to me.

AutoMoTech:
Yes boss. And by wash just like u said, "safety first" i only do dt with less sensitive components not the electricals or module. For sensitive areas i just use my magic wand (stick), wet rag and dry rag....

Ok sir, we still love you that's why.

AutoMoTech:
I believe i mentioned my idea is d heat generated while d engine is running will help d water evaporate faster. It has worked for me... dts d point i am trying to make. I am not advicing anyone to do it dt way.

Ok

AutoMoTech:
Contrary to this, for me what I do is this. (for camry drop light o) due to too much dirt and dust in my area i hate seeing d engine dirty. Wat I do is I warm up d engine. While it idles i do d "washing". Now for dis wash na d non-sensitive areas o. For d sensitive parts i use rag with stick or screw driver to reach d tight areas and just a little water if need be. My idea is if d engine is hot while i wash d water can heat up and evaporate. Its worked for me so far tho.

How safe is it to wash the car engine while it's still running? Please observe safety.

inikamoze:
My windscreen is no longer bright(bought it last year June when the former cracked) and it now has this oil-like film on it when I clean it, either using the wipers or a cloth. Any tips on how to restore its sharpness and clear visibility??

Sprinkle little amount of water on the screen and wipe it out with newspaper. The result will wow you.

Aphroditee:
no bicycle talkless of car

Would you refuse to go to school because you're not employed?

Mynd44:
We are probably all used to gear shifts as joystick lookinbut knobs? Thats weird right?

The RAM 1500 hemi is even worse as it looks like the volume controller for the car stereo. Imagine trying to reduce/increase volume and find out you are suddenly going backwards

Picture credits

http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/another-fca-gear-shifter-investigated-rollaway-risk-following-crashes

http://www.allpar.com/model/ram/2013-ram.html

The third image is worse, it is raining, you are trying to turn on your wiper and you blow your transmission

Credit for the third: https://twitter.com/KeefBoy_/status/865022528015781888

It can't engage in to the reverse gear without first depressing the brake pedal.

Check the engine mounting, maybe the rubber is broken.

Apart from covering the necessary areas, always allow the engine to cool first. If you wash the engine when it's still hot, there's tendency for moisture to condense inside some sensitive enclosures. As a result, the sensors will be affected and hence malfunction is experienced. So, if you want to wash the engine; start by washing the body first or let them wash another car just to buy time.

This regime promised to take you all to the next level and you're complaining. If there's one thing that the APC government is ready to deliver in their promises is HARDSHIP.


This one no concern Buhari. Him go just fly go London for treatment, na de masses go suffer am.

How did it get there, or did she swallow it through her toothless mouth?


Sometimes, women can do anything for money.

zoba88:
Actor Kingsley Orji (Egbe Igwe) had accident on Sunday night.He lost his phone and some other belongings at the scene of the accident.It is unclear how it happened but it appears that his car collided with a keke driver.See more photos below



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/06/nollywood-actor-egbe-igwe-involved-in.html

You mean this impact was caused by a keke? What would have happened if it were another car?

Flashyoil1:
Here is a  list of things President Muhammadu Buhari promised during his second term campaign.

Promise to take Nigeria to the next level
To engage 1 million N-Power graduates.
To train 10 million Nigerians in various skills.
Give 1 million farmers inputs and jobs via Anchor borrowers scheme.
Create 1.5 million jobs through livestock, beef, crop programmes.
Create 5 million jobs through mechanised agriculture.
Provide $500m innovation fund for Tech and creative sector to create 500,000 jobs.
Train 200,000 youths for outsourcing market in tech, services and entertainment.
Create 6 regional industrial parks and economic zones.
Increase children fed through the school feeding programme from 9.3 million to 15 million.
Feeding programme to provide 300, 000 extra jobs for vendors and farmers.
Complete coastal rail (Lagos-Calabar), 2nd Niger Bridge, East-West road, Abuja-Kaduna-Zaria to Kano road among others.
Complete Ibadan-Kano rail, Port Harcourt-Maiduguri rail, etc.
Move broadband coverage to 120,000 km of fibre network across the country.
Increase power generation by 1000MW every year.
Raise power distribution to 7000MW; 9 universities, 300 markets and clusters to have interrupted power.
Implement $550m rural electrification programme.
Provide N1million soft loans to artisans.
TraderMoni beneficiaries to be increased from 2.3 million to 10 million.
Establish 109 One Stop Shops of all regulatory agencies (CAC,NAFDAC, SON, etc).
To retrain all teachers in public primary and secondary schools.
To remodel 10,000 schools every year.
Use co-payments to share the cost of health insurance between individuals, the private sector and government.
Poorest 40% of Nigerians to be exempted from co-payments.
Increase population covered by primary health care from 12.6% to 45 % in 2023.

Which ones did he do in the first term?

ashewoboy:
cleavage exposure makes ladies happy.



they like to relish their own body. ladies view themselves as sexual beings that is why they usually snap nude pictures and looking at mirror anytime they go to the lavatory. taking selfies in the lavatory. they like to be sexy. they have an iota of lesbianism in them.


ladies know they are sexual beings. when last have you see a guy snap nude pictures? because it is not sexy. it is a ladies thing. every lady wants to snap a nude picture. even though some their religious background would not allow them.


ladies are sexual beings. now you know.

You know, women are very conscious of their EXPIRY DATE, that's why they take selfies per second per second. Just to see how they looked like 5 minutes ago.