₦airaland Forum

Guyman02:
Congrats to the recipients, APC will soon claim it was the 'body language' of PMB that got them the recognition.

habss:
This dude don't look like a Muslim walahi

njideoby:
Nigerian journalists are the worse I have ever seen. Compiling and reporting stories without verification. How can VVF be transmitted as a disease from the terrorists to the girls? Do they know the meaning of VVF? How can they relate VVF with continuously passage of solid waste? These jargon make me take this news with a pinch slice of onions!

pretydiva:
She's has indeed done well 4 herself. This goes along way 2 show dat there is still hope left 4 all those over populated ladies

plexond:
Me just dey wait for december

BlackrulesDworld:
Virgins don't boast about their virginity unnecessarily, its the used ones that does!!!

Rilwayne001:
Rear-Admiral Alison Madueke (rtd), where are you when your Capra aegagrus Hircus wife was busy eating our Yam? [/b]

HungerBAD:
Smart Country, laughing.

In my country Nigeria, it is the opposite.

We have women pretending to be men. We have Korede, Denrele And A Host Of others.

My question is.

Wetin happen to the real women in the Country?

IceDude:
Not all pastors are pastors, he might end up becoming like this guy na

freeDR:
I never thought of leaving Nigeria before, and I don't plan to.

IceDude:
A pastor in the making

Chikote:
The baba too stab English class for school,

ATMC:
You are telling me.

ATMC:
The facial expression, moans, body movement and many other orgasmic display can be faked except ONE. THIS cannot be faked because it is a reflex action. So, it remains a sure way to prove she 'cummed'

Women mostly fake orgasm due to kindness. Yeah. They are putting their men first though at their own disadvantage. It may not be cool but then there are a thousand and one things we do that are not cool. So, back to the gist, if you are reading this, be sure to abide by just one rule which I will write at the end of this post. Thank you.

Sneezing goes with blinking just as 'cu.ming' goes with the curling of the big toes. Just as it is practically impossible to sneeze with your eyes open so it is with cu.ming without curling the toes. It is a reflex action. So, forget the screaming and kicking and boxing the air plus porrn-star moaning and watch out for the toes.

The rule...don't let the last sentence above distract you, focus on her and what makes her cu.m not the cu.ming.

Good luck.

STFUareyouGod:

Na so I take sleep under Cynthia bed for 6 hours when her fiancée came unexpectedly

ernesty20:
Are u from the north?