₦airaland Forum

GOFRONT:
IFY: Coughing, Sneezing, feeling feverish.

MUM: Chimooo..... Is that CORONA??

IFY: No ma, I'm Pregnant...

Mum: Thank God!!!!!

Is she thanking God because her daughter is fertile?

qualityovenbake:
Shout it loud, so that the mofos at the Villa could hear. Several countries have announced massive stimulus packages to tackle this covid-19 crisis. Nigeria government is setting up a committee to look into the stimulus package it will adopt.

When is time to act urgently they won't, but If it is to take delivery of 2020 Toyota exotics cars and distribute amongst themselves, they will act fast.

Don't mind the OPPOSITE PEOPLE.

kenodrill:
Lol.... We give thanks to God!

Yes o. May God butter your legit hustling.

The guy looks ugly from the inside out.

kenodrill:
Hahahahhaha.... That's all history now my dear. Level Don change.

For the better or for the worse?

Seetto:
And the source is punch, you want to be an eye witness before you beleive abi....

Don't blame the guy. Before him, a doubting Thomas existed.

This is a mature response from a leader that operated an open door policy. We experienced a democratic government during GEJ. What we're experiencing now is a civilian regime under GMB.

mormoney85:
nope not (may, or maying) i mean machine, not marching sorry for d error

Ok sir. Happy weekend.

Davash222:
Nothing can stop this thread from hitting FP. I can bet my next girlfriend's breasts.

Make sure she's an albino.

mu2sa2:
I bought tyres recently - 215/60 rim16, Westlake brand(chinese made) at 17k each. The same type of tyre by Michellin was selling for 42k each. While michellin, dunlop may be good but they are too expensive and there's no gurantee that they will last the number of years taunted above, given the condition of our roads.
Before i bought 4 Westlake tyres, i did a bit of research and settled for it - i found that though chinese-made it's sold in USA and over 40 other countries.
I have been using the tyres for over 2 months and no issue. The problem with some people is that they misuse their tyre e.g overgauge or underguage ignorantly or deliberately.
My advice is, get a good quality guage of your own or better still air compressor that comes with a guage attached. Believe me, those roadside guys (called "vulcanizers" in nigeria) will ruin your tyres from day one because the gauge they use can be dangerously inaccurate. I once had a puntured tyre mended and pumped by one and when i got home i used my own reliable/accurate guage and it read 55 psi, not 40 psi recorded by the useless guage the roadside guy used. Very dangerous indeed, because the maximum pressure recommended on the tyre's sidewall was 44 psi.
Another thing i have noticed is that the " vulcanizers" are fixated on 40 psi for all cars. But manufacturer's recommended tyre pressure varies. For my car its 28 psi ( but i normally pump a little above that).
So Op the bottom line is, the way you use your tyres determines the mileage you get out of them.

I have my personal pump and a reliable gauge. The vulcanizer that uses his gauge since when he was an apprentice, how can such a gauge be accurate?

DominusPrime:
Make dem kill us first?

Nobody go kill anybody. Even in restaurants, if you see how the food is prepared, you no go chop am.

zicoraads:
These are major roads in Kaduna today.

There will be no Friday prayers today. And this will also extend to Sunday as well.

Share images of you or images from your state. How's the lockdown affecting you?

You should have given us the street names.

Jullyukpai:
Whoever snapped this pictures should be arrested for not obeying the state's "stay at home" rule

Meanwhile, I will design an International Standard Dropshipping website + 5 Hot Sell Product + Free Domain (.com.ng) + SEO for just 3k.Check my Signature for contact.

You want to arrest the arrester?

kidap:
how can he be insulting our president

He just did.

azimo:
you are very stupid I have denounced the useless passport years ago am an Italian citizen and will have Biafran passport when the time comes.

You are blessed.

The guy is only carrying out routine checks to ensure stable power to your area.

azimo:
black people from Africa and laws meant for civilized society how is that possible?

Have you heard of "new wine in an old keg"?

azimo:
These are the animals you want me to share same country with the person must be very mad

Which share country again? They're your leaders already.

DominusPrime:
Ever since that video of one of them praying and sprinkling spit and some liquid over his fruits I stopped buying anything from them.

You wan kill their business?

erospecial:
That office is better emptied than that man sitting there!

He looks like a caricature.

Mathiasa:
Snap him with today's newspaper, that way I will believe u guys.
If he is infected, its not a new thing. Different sickness no kill am so corona will not.

Do you want him to hold the newspaper upside down? So that you'll have more reasons to talk, abi?

Maybe the guy never chop since last night.

Sojiboi:
Sometimes I wish I was an European, please am I confused?

Your being here is not a mistake. Never wish to be LIKE somebody else. I agree our leaders failed us, but we shall get there someday somehow. Better days ahead.

mormoney85:
haven't you heard about German marching when it comes to technology leave it to them

German MARCHing abi German MAYing

Seun:
Can someone convince our government to get on the phone with these people? A rapid test-kit that is also very accurate would be very helpful.

Who tell you say dis government dey take advice? People tell dem to close border since, dem no gree.

DexterousOne:
Many Nigerians cant speak English properly
They pronounce words wrongly

Ordinary ASK, dem dey pronounce am AXE.

Incandescent:
Which mumu Ghana

Ok oooo

Or11:
Why do most Nigerians feel they need to change their accent when they speak with a foreigner? Nigerian accent is rated as one of the sexiest in the world. People should learn to embrace it.

After Ghana, abi?

nkwuocha1:
Some men are quite silly...hence women outlive men in statistics everywhere.

One wife is wahala on its own, two wives na witchcraft,three wives na Coven!

The first one wasn't good enough,then you go marry Arsonist. Are you not a mad man finally

If every man marries one wife, what will happen to the excess?

Blackfire:
All our leaders deserved to be flogged...

With tissue paper, abi?

Lamanii22:
Lobatan! Over to masturbation crew...

Are you a member?

Kingjay007:
Waiting for lala..

What kinda snake gives birth to her young alive?

Like the boas and the rattlesnakes etc, give birth to their young alive.