₦airaland Forum

ZombiePUNISHER:
I dont blame you though
Since Buhari started playing politics with the virus as alleged by wike....

Why won't the mentality of Nigerians change towards news like this....

Buhari is a failure
Anything he touches turns to death

Wow, this is deadly.

AgentNairaland:
Yes now

Your phone number please, so that I can send de details.

AgentNairaland:
Place your order

My name and house address, abi? I no know say government dey supply cooked food, I for miss o.

AgentNairaland:
Good Nigerian only you pray for us here, on this note I'm giving u this

Wow, this is rich.

yyba:
8- all boobs are soft

9- most boobs are attractive in bra

Even the ladies look more attractive in covers than bare.

AgentNairaland:
God sees that we're trying but you people self are too much

Yes o. That's why God gave you the position of leadership, please bare with us o. I pray you succeed in your assignment.

AgentNairaland:
May yours too come

If you do your work sincerely, it will get us.

I can't believe my eyes. I have been hearing of garden city since, are these (dirt) the flowers in the garden?

AgentNairaland:
We're the one In charge no need of showing u

congratulations

anthonanik:
lol even my Landlord appeared in front of my house last week for his rent lo

Nigeria are full of self-centered blood sucking greedy vampires handling the affairs of our dear nation

I see no light at the end of this dungeon

May God give you the eye to see the light, cos there will surely be light.

thegloor:
I see, this is a Buhari man.
Once they mention Biafra it's them, because they think or believe everyone in the the south East and south south is Biafra

Just the way they think everybody from the north is Hausa!!!

AgentNairaland:
No oooo, have you not gotten urs??

Please my dear, show me your own.

CHIOMAEZEH:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DirI4DA-3dI

An elderly Nigerian man is left frustrated and confused; he used his bike to go buy fufu in a faraway market that he and his household will heat, only to be flagged down by the Nigerian police force.

His bike is then seized, and the police now demanded he departs with some money before his bike is released.

If the government is not providing us relief items, and we are not meant to go buy what to eat; is the lockdown an avenue to starve us to death?

Only Buhari can answer this question, if the cabal permit him.

AgentNairaland:
Buhari Is Planning Something Huge More Than This In The Couple Of Days Now, Relax We Go Show You Ok

Worse than their NEXT LEVEL abi?

rummmy:
Allah is Arabic, housas call God ubanjidi

UBANGIJI

realstars:
Is The Chadian Army Stronger Than Nigerian Army? Or Are Theire Commander Not Bribe Taker Like Buratai?
Shakarau Right Now Is Not Commfortable. Power Pass Power ( P P P )

SHEKAU

LibertyRep:
Aren't Chadians also majorly Muslims who read the same Qur'an and Hadith?

Chadians Soldiers should not succumb to this subtle blackmail.

Boko Haram has had it's time and it's time for the final onslaught on them.

The obviously motivated and high spirited CHADIAN Soldiers shouldn't relent at this moment.

The difference is that, their government value the lives of their citizens more and their military is more patriotic; compared with what we have here in Nigeria which is the EXACT OPPOSITE.

donbachi:
Unbelievable...even d devil prays and trusts in GOD..blood of Jesus...he just sounded defeated.

Considering the cache of arms and ammunitions discovered, that's a great setback for the boko haram.

Shelumiel:
Hahaha...for those who voted for the "next-level", here it is.

Dem don see am.

Don't blame them. Blame the attendees.

Victory662:
I've known this babe for over two months now. She's 21. Each time I try to have sex with her, she always comes up with an excuse that her mom said she will buy her a car if she marry as a virgin.

In my mind, I was contemplating dumping her or getting serious asap and tie the knot until I was shocked by the pregnancy test result I saw in her handbag.

The test is actually negative. We are on quarantine, so I still made another move after seeing the test paper and she said that fvcking same thing. Omo, I don't know what to do oo. Wether to confront her abi make I just port.

Maybe her mother told her that she could get pregnant if a man merely touched her. So, she wanted to be double sure that you didn't get her pregnant; hence the pregnancy test result.

Congratulations, the latest couple on the block.

Mysticwebb:
Did I just read led by the President? Buhari come and see your mate in action, not in empty promises, leading in the forefront, not hiding in their government house like you.
Our half-dead President is just there squandering our money to sustain his half battery life while the masses die in thousand due to insecurity.

The cabal will not even allow him see this report, cos he acts on their instructions, talkless of leading any team. In fact, not even the service chiefs can do this!!!

deepwater:
Who da FcUck watches NTA?

That means you are missing a lot, if you don't.

Look for a better thing to do with your life. When you become successful, it will be your turn to play hard to get.

iLegendd:
After eating today, what will I eat tomorrow? Life is not easy o! But we are managing.

Don't worry about tomorrow. Make the best of your today.

No ears?

ghettokid1:
I just returned from ban, let me keep shut

Can you share your ban experience, please?

iLegendd:
I'm eating and crying. Hunger why?

Thank God you even have something to eat, my dear.

J111333:
Before na to carry her go swim but now they have water proof make up. How they produced that, I no know.

If you say you wan pay her early morning surprise visit, you still won't catch her because they now have what they call light make up.

The only option na to bump into her in the bathroom when she dey shower.

In her parents' house?

helinues:
Muric 1 - CRA 0

Who is contesting with who? If I may ask.

Onyekachi419:
Givers never lack

And Lackers never give.