₦airaland Forum

How can you seek for permission to enter the kitchen when your mother is in the kitchen?

kolafolabi:
Total nonsense coming out from him.. Let's wait for Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (Rtd)'s comment

He can only say what they (cabal) ask him to say. Have you seen him addressing the press on any national issues? It's only when he travels out that you hear him talking.

Is America suggesting that Nigeria is now an Iran's ANNEX?

FLYFIRE:
Abi!!! They should be rejoicing that the man has gone to heaven because he died fighting against the infidels as they tell the gullible instead of crying wolf

Yes o!!!

Women these days are only about money and sex.

stupidity:
people think when you die ontop this lady, you’ll be judged heavily. Not minding it’s the same God that created her and empowered her with the tools to cause death.


I don’t mind dying on this. I’ll die a legend.

The same God has given you the tools to avert this type of death.

Rekhina:
By allah ,nothing will happen to him or we attack as written in al tabiqqudaqqu(book of piss)
Where lagos agberos, ibos and we alausa BMC members are with him no shaken !

Allah bress tinubu
Allah bress buuhari( S.A.W)
Allah be pressed

Is this your wish?

sarrki:
Terrorist don’t deserve life

Since they cherish the hereafter more

America please give them their wish with hell missiles like this

The terrorist leaders are not in a hurry to meet the virgins. They're only preaching that to the gullible followers to commit suicide.

fados4sure:
Nigeria Education! See what you cause? Somebody with Distinction in Computer Engineering don't know how to generate wealth

A scenerio of having A in class but D in life

Very sincere in your sense of judgement.

GlobalWay:
You are deep in genuine wisdom. I pray that ALMITGHTY YAHWEH shall help you to excellently fulfill the Glorious Purpose for which HE created you in JESUS Name.

Thank you very much sir. I wish you same. Remain blessed.

GAZZUZZ:
My friend will say, Enjoy your life while you are young .

What if you are young and you don't have the means?

HeavenlyBang:
Says the man with a rust bucket.

Dat one na tetanus.

HeavenlyBang:
Apt! Such a weird look.

Not just the looks, even the combination is weird. Nissan Avalon?

Tumbulum:
more like a cult right ?

Nothing less!!

Tumbulum:
Anything is possible in this regime. If a thieving pension boss can be brought back and enrolled back into our civil service with jumbo pay then daura can indeed be brought back.

If you belong, you belong; and if you don't belong, you don't belong. Period.

Maxcollins042:
When will they kidnap MURIC's chairman?

You think they don't know what they are doing?

englishmart:
Is it sponsored by the APC?
I see something that look like brooms

So brooms never existed before the advent of the APC?

AntiChristian:
Why do we need to repent again? Shebi Jesus don die and carry away all sins?

Assuming government declares free education today, would your children be educated without going to school because education is free?

Criptofxt10:
OP number your write up well nah..too cumbersome to read through

We're on the same page.

Gandollar:
That's not the real buhari.

The real buhari that campaigned in 2014 and won in 2015 is long dead and buried.

If you insist that's buhari, then show me the wrinkles that shredded his face before 2015? Remember he's over 80yrs old, excluding football age.

How can you see the wrinkles after spending over 3 months in the London hospital? Now that his health has improved, he has decided to close the doors to medical tourism.

valentineuwakwe:
This man should stop saying nonsense to discredit the northerners. ...indeed in Nigeria,there is something called the north and its one big expense of land which houses the hausa/fulani group dominating proceeding there and the whole of the area called NIGERIA!

Expanse.

yanabasee:
There is.... Whether Northwest or NorthEast or NorthCentral. They're all North... Abokies, Mallams, Almajiris terrorists, Paedophiles, name them.

Any positive names for them?

yanabasee:
SERAP, if you don't know, Buhari has 158 barren cows .. A bungalow in daura and just one wife in za owa room.

I don't think they're barren cows, maybe they're bullocks.

TechTanic:
Missed my period.

Was your mom angry with you as you don miss your period?

mrfree:
I wonder why a gas station will be situated in a residential area.
Poor Government Policy.
RIP to the Dead

Many more are springing up in the residential areas these days.

twhy111:
They should just sell this country and give me my own share. I'm not doing again.


We don't know who use this country pants.
Pathetic!

Are you selling it to the lowest bidder, since nothing works in the country?

xcelentattitude:
Udonminit!

Bro, when you're lucky; impossible things become possible.

xcelentattitude:
I thought that's one of the care packages that will come the car, together with some jerry cans of fuel and engine oil

Baba, if you're lucky; it might even come with a refinery in the trunk.

Piyke:
Both spellings are correct. Tyre is UK, Tire is US.

Corret. Just like centre and center, meter and metre, gauge and guage etc.

xcelentattitude:
I think I need to buy some tyres too.

I will soon be buying my own car.

Lemme first go and purchase the tyres first

Why not start from the Jack and the wheel spanner first?

candidbabe:
Nothing to comment joooor
Knows nothing about tires

Just read and you might learn something new. You'd need it someday.

A very welcome idea. Nigerian government should also consider the traditional religion and the atheists. Just share the 365 days equally so that everybody would benefit. Government should be ready to take responsibility for our up keep, since all workers are at home for the 365 day public holiday.