₦airaland Forum

aljharem:
How does that answer my question?

Because we answer questions with questions here.

Wow, this is clean. How much, please?

aljharem:
Is nigeria in recession ?

Are you in Nigeria?

theo07:
you are also suffering from jaundice #Arindin

I was referring to the car, not you.

You can see most ladies appearing for free. You're here offering 4 million.

The car seems to be suffering from glaucoma, judging by the headlights.

He could be a freedom fighter for the emancipation of women in their society.

Omoluabi9:
That guy is clueless.

Na APC fever.

Sleevia:
10kobo is useless

Multiply that by the number of transactions.

hucienda:
Proactive response from the masses to senseless, poorly thought-out directives.

How do you encourage cashless policy then in one full swoop, all of a sudden, discourage it with this kind of policy? What kind of country is Nigeria?

The APC's initial intention was to cause confusion in the country if PDP had won the 2015 general election, but (un)fortunately God used GEJ to give them the power and they had it on a gold platter. That's why they're all confused. No focus, no direction, no human feeling in their administration. Everybody is crying. God have on innocent Nigerians.

Certificate is so important to some people. They cheat or lie or even steal to get it.

Sometimes, it's to incriminate you. Maybe you're married or perhaps have a fianceé; so as to put san san for your garri. Some others, will drop a cheap earring in your car to cause problems.

iLegendd:
I'm a virgin.

Congratulations. Primary or tertiary virgin?

Beosten:
If no fire incident occurs for 100 years in Nigeria, that means firefighters received salaries for a lifetime without lifting a finger.

Instead of employing over 50k fire service personnel across the country, employ 10 prayer warriors to pray against fire outbreak.

Are we not a religious nation again?

The horses that are reserved to fight war, should not be seen as being redundant.

Chikpat:
Lol

Okon Abang is the only judge PDP guys fear in Nigeria

Abeg, softly softly. Don't remind the APC government to retire him prematurely. They are allergic to tough judges.

It is now a norm in Nigeria, that every high profile criminal taken to court will suddenly become fragile. I think the poor man enjoys life better. All he cares about is his daily bread. Whether he sleeps under the bridge or in the open market square, that's not his problem; as long as he has something to eat.

benpuzzy:
Oga u want make i shot myself too, cos i dey live for the compound too.

Sorry sir. I would suggest you go on a vacation during this sanitation process.

Just hire some lepers and give them one room to stay in the compound. That would serve as a quit notice.

jige4topclass:
This is d greatest plague that has befallen d people of Kogi in history. The people are helpless

Kogi may just be a testing ground for 2023 general election. Since the president did not react to the killings and destruction; and the Kogites did not complain, you should know that something big is in the offing come 2023. Politicians will only prepare for war and not election next time.

I still wonder if he was able to sleep with his two eyes closed after the killings and the destruction that took place in his state.

IamPlato:
Women And Money Are Twins? You And Money Are What Bro? Enemies?

FRIENDS bro. Money is man's sweet companion. It gives you confidence. You dine with kings.

SamzackD:
The only answer is hypergamy, they can't help it, it's how they were made

Who wan suffer?

Women and money are like twins. The moment you hit it big, a sudden magnetic field is created. Any woman that comes across you will be trapped in the miasma of your human magnetism. And you control them with your little finger.

Benclever1:
Hello everyone.

So I met this girl through a mutual friend and we started bonding. Initially, I didn't take the friendship seriously because this lady is a little older than me and I do not see any future between us.

Now, things got more intense between us. She visited me one time, one thing leading to another, we were in bed, about to have sex and then I pulled out the condom but she refused, insisting that she doesn't enjoy sex with condom. I was very surprised to hear that, so I tried to make her see reasons why the condom is very necessary. She adamantly refused. We ended up not having the sex that day.

Just last week she visited again and we spent the night together. We tried to have sex again but the same issue came up again. She insisted I must not used condom. Now this got me upset. During the conversation that ensued, she made it very clear to me that she does not have any STD/STI so I should not be afraid. She however admitted that she was ovulating and that the chances of getting her pregnant was high, but that I should not worry that she'd take care of herself and the pregnancy, if it happens. She said that she would not force me to get involved with the baby if I don't want. However, she made very clear that she's not ready to get married. This got me confused.

I don't want to let my guards down by indulging in unprotected sex with someone I don't trust. I also do not want to hurt her feelings. So I plan to take her for medical tests next week and then we can kick it off from there.

What's your advise for me.

Thank you.
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You're now talking. Sex with condom na senior sister of masturbation na.

Jabioro:
If burnt,if buried and if ate all amounted to ,"dispose" What elaboration do you needed again .

Does your culture permit you to eat it? If yes, suggest it to the OP, simple.

Who is talking of mileage? In Nigeria, as long as the car can start and move. You're good to go. Check the cars that are plying our roads daily. You'll see some cars facing West but actually moving North.

Nobody is talking about the killings and destruction that took place. They're busy congratulating themselves. I was thinking the president would react to the killings. But nay.

MrBrownJay1:
ONE bullet to the back of the head of each one of them, no questions asked

Why waste the previous bullets? Five naira razor will finish the work.

We shall soon see SMILING CROCODILES in Kano.

Jabioro:
Utilize the word "dispose" you get the answer..to the OP question..

The OP wants to know HOW to go about it. How do you dispose of it? What is the RIGHT way? Not just to dispose of it!!!!!

heckymaicon:
Buhari is dead the main reason for hate speech bill.

That's what's worrying them. They don't want people to be talking about the issue again. They want it dead and buried.