₦airaland Forum

Musrahim: Pls can some one tell me when the abu post utme is to commence ?

2 early 2 say but if u want my opinion 4rm xperience i wuld say sept or oct

Femolah: I score 190 in my jamb nd i apply 4 sociology.pls wot is my chance.i nid urgent ans.pls

ur chances depend on ur putme agregate,state of origin,d competition u hav 2 handle 4rm oda competitors in ur state and course and basicaly on God.kip praying.gudluck

nice one considering dat some of those politicians r passive bokos.eva wonderd how those xplosives breach d security checks?!

Lollysbride: Great thread [img]http://www.lzxin.info/g.php[/img]

...for barking without biting

its relative.both relate to me.

shame on ng's govt.a fed lnstitution in a seat of power going thru this mess.charity does not begin at home!!!

no!!!i wuld open my own church.even NL is a church ownd by seun

ujchief: 1) Topics aimed at making mockery of churches and men of God easily makes front page. I suspect they are put their specificaly to find avenues to spit insult on men of God.
2) Topics that has already been discused at lenght before shouldnt be placed at the front page. People just create thread without researching if the topic has been discused b4, example, comparing BB phones with other smart phones such as htc and samsung galaxy, seeking advice in a relationship on areas that has been treated, etc

have u forgotten dat there r pple dat just pop in yestaday or dat most of d threads esp on relationship r terminated base on a battle of opinions?! i pick d front pages dat i like and burst d ones i dislike

e don happen!!!hav two mtn lines,one 4 my modem and d oda 4 my voice calls.i normaly transfer some amount to d former to make sure i can buy a data plan anytym i am out.going thru this post i jokingly decided to check if d N1500 i had on my data sim is dere.blive me is all gone xcept 4 d mb.i am so angry.pls wats d way 4ward?!

Joe Mosco: It is more than mere abstinance from meat..... It involves a decision to avoid occassions of sin, make a little sacrifice, just for one day of those things that give you pleasure. Anyway, dont worry, if you don't believe in it because it is a matter of faith, but dont condem it either

yes sir.i go lem meat

zilon12: There is this myth or should I say believe in the Christendom that its a sin for one to eat meat on Good friday.... Whats your take

cant rememba specificaly where dat is written in d bible at such me go chow flesh

deribigbe: I will say do d both, While u @ wrk u can runs both

aint dat easy bro

OAM4J: Well about time. . . makes no difference to the price of garri though.

u cant say dat again

yeye network.hav no free gift lyk.d devil and always hav a latent exploitive mechanism

begwong: Mods,this post is over 5 years old.Must you resurect it to the front page?

and i just registerd yestanyt.is front page to me sir

ovo4u: What can one do with N150000...Gone are the days where one sees N100000 and will be happy about it. Na Milla everyone won hear

d money is just and end to a means bro.u myt even get calld to aso rock to b a special advicer to d presidency on IT affairs

Businesstools: Too bad for me.I don't know a thing about programming.

u can start with BASIC..unfortunately i am yet to master phyton.wuld giv it a shot sha

Dyt: oh yh
He have jst wrotten.

common english u cannot spoke

talknafree: Ladies please before you start clutching that BlackBerry Phone and feeling like a big babe, go and learn your written and spoken english properly.

Went into a bank in earlier today to make a deposit which was quite a large amount.

A lady who was standing behind me pleaded I permit her make her payment which wasn't more than N3,000 being a 'good' guy, I allowed her.

Now she gives the teller guy her teller and amount, few seconds later, the teller guy demanded she writes in fugures the amount she is depositing; below is the conversation that took place.

Teller : "can you fill the amount in figure space please".

Girl : "which side"

Teller : (pointing) right there.

Girl : I have now.

Teller : I said right the amount in figures.

Girl : I having putting it.

Teller : what? What did you say?

Girl : I have putting it.

At this stage, I pointed to the exact place she was to fill (I did it fast before she use bomb kill us).

The teller guy couldn't control himself as he fell on his desk giggling away with his colleague smilling trickishly.

I turned to the girl who at this point was smilling heavily "pinging away" with her Blackberry touch

I asked her if she was chatting with her boyfriend, and filling like a babe she nodded in the affirmative.

Then I could just imagine the grammatical blonders herself and her boyfriend will be exchanging at each other thinking they are chatting.


The level of poor spoken and written grammatical explosives amongst our youths of today is appaling.

Below are real posts of undergraduates and graduates who are on my friend's list (ALL WOMEN)on a single day.



*Stay bless friends............. Hope we all enjoy our day? Let's prepare for tommorrow to achieve.

*NICE TO BE FRIENDS, THANKS.

*Katsina NYSC Orientation Camp is very interested

*Is It good 4 a girl 2 b asking his BOYFRIEND dat who did he love most among her and his mother? $ if u are the GUY what will u say?

*lets ur request smaller than thank giving . You will be blessed





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****i am not hearing u d network is cracking

strangerf: i wish there was a breakdown of scores along ethnic/geopolitical lines

and trigger some fresh demands from bokon jambites?!

Wallyg007: My name is balogun waliu adegoke i did this current jamb and i lost my registration number please how can i get it back in order to check my result?

use ur reg scratch card to get ur reg nunba

alatise halima: Am halima pls chek ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̲̅ ♍ε̲̣̣ pls 25995041GE Απϑ 25996796DH Απϑ M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ num07066827980
Bb pin270D9890

u r xposing urself to scam droping ur mobile here.b patient it wuld open

Youngsage: Wow! What a 'tot'!! Isn't it regretably lugubrious that a person with a supposedly 'high' level of thinking which is indeed ironical cannot distinguish 'thought' from 'tot', the two words having different and unrelated etymologies? I shake my head in disgust and in befuddled obfuscation at the abysmal and cataclysmic decline in the level of education of so called literates in Nigeria. The so called educated are the ones exhibiting irresponsibility by their ceaseless rantings and mannerless muances over NL. In fact, i deduce dedusively that you two should both compulsively
retake junior waec, thats if you ever sat for it. Next time think before you rant anything here incoherently, demonstrating immaturity and ignorance with prevaricative superfluity. Height of educational quagmire. Youngsage is just saying you should think before you say anything in generality.

common english they cannot SPOKE

Sam Gbenga: hey evry1,am a fresher who got-in last year...i can understnd hw diz jambites r anxious@d moment cuz av bin there b4.Jst wana wish dem d best with their results and tell dem its nt over yet cuz post jamb's goin 2 nid more attention sins its d final step of d way 4 dem!

u r still a jambite but a made one

Krysstofa: . Are you sure it's your siblings? There's not need to lie o.

hahahaha!!!c wan babe wey i dey track here.me no kno say na jambito

obviously NL is saturated with jambitos..d thread dey move pass beer trade.gudluck to seun's jambito

Fhemmmy: That is not the religion that made people lazy . . . it is what they already have in them.
Cos even the bible says that a "hand that does not work should not eat", the bible says that a lazy man will eat bones and wear rags,so how could religion now make them lazy.
People are just generally lazy and wanna be lazy . . . .

u wuld make a gud pastor.lets open a joint venture pls.dere is money to b made there!!!

ndidibabe: Relax, bro. It's got nothing to do with a job offer. 0809 is just a short code used to prompt subsribers.

tell am o!!!

Osama10: Cemetery.

ogbanje!!!

chaikie: 100% faithful

u try bro!!!na everyday u go dey chop akpu