₦airaland Forum

Sattie: Femi dey sell him market jooor. U no see Art works, shoes & shirts 4 sale inside there? Abeg Fela don die, him son don dey carry the great Kalakuta museum sell okrika boutique.

babyish post 4rm an oldman

Ibanga p:
What in heaven's name are Nigerians doing in dat country?

have u noticed dat d bulk of d names belong 2 a particular tribe in nigeria?those guys are ubiquotous men

Born 2be Rich: NO....Men GIST but women GOSSIP....see the difference?

gbam!!!if u think odawise go 2 a male and female saloon and do a research

Harbb: video please

go down 2 maiduguri,u myt b lucky 2 watch it live

D trend holds true where i worship with d bulk of d females been singles in d "aunty" class.guez it has 2 do with marital than spiritual motives/intrests

jaidor: ayolatun i no sey google dey before I post am here, so if u no get anything sensible contribution no need of stressing urself to type...

@nikky, i aprc8 but dats kinda old sch things nah haba.

Nt dat I dnt knw what 2 do or say guys...buh I jst want to get it RIGHT.
The yorubas says "a bèrè ôna kì í shìnà" meaning He who solicit for directions won't get missing.

then use d "new school" approach

stagger: Matthew Hassan Kukah is a poor man. That he cannot do wht his fellow men of God are doing doesn't mean her should start criticizing them. All Kukah does is serve in government panels and collect brown envelopes. How can he ever have money to buy private jet serving as a government stooge?

When last did Matthew Kukah pray for a sick person and he got well? He should go and sit down jor! Nonsense!

did u miss ur shrink's dosage?

martyns303: What is embarassing about owning a private jet? Give this same MOG 4 months and offer him a jet and see if he'll refuse it.

i weep 4 u

etunoman76: The Federal Road Safety Commission has warned that old number plates will become invalid by September 30, 2013.

Some months ago, the commission introduced new number plates which will replace the old ones.
The commission said in a post on Facebook on Thursday that from October 1, 2013, it would amount to an offence for anyone to use the old number plates.
 
It said a standard replacement fee of N10,000 had been set for each number plate while a new number plate costs N12,500, excluding registration fees which would be determined by state governments.
It said, “By October 1, 2013, it will be an offence for any owner or operator of a vehicle to still have affixed, old number plates on his/her vehicle as the deadline for the use of old plates is September 30, 2013.
 
“Owners of vehicles are enjoined not to wait till the last minute, when there could be a rush, before procuring the new plates. Those whose vehicle papers have expired or are about expiring are urged to procure the new plates rather than just renewing the vehicle papers, which of course will have to be renewed again when the new plates are being obtained. This will definitely save costs.
“The corps is also working out some incentives to encourage early replacement of the old plates and these shall be made public in due course.”
 
When the new plates were introduced last year, the Corps Marshal and Chief Executive Officer, FRSC, Mr. Osita Chidoka, had explained that it was to ensure the safety and security of Nigerians.
At a hearing on the matter organised by the Senate Committee on Federal Character and Inter-governmental Affairs in March 2012, Chidoka said the new plates were intended to tie a number plate to an individual or organisation.


http://www.nigerianeye.com/2012/11/old-number-plates-invalid-by-sept-30.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+Nigerianeye+(NigerianEye)&m=1

incompetent fools,d prison service staff who were givin a SMA shanghai englong car in february this yr r yet 2 b issued d new plate numbers even afta the deductions were made 4rm their salaries.funny enough the order was made b d prison service in bulk..i hav 2 remove d plate numba 4rm my car and borrow my uncle anytym he was traveling far cos he is tired of flashing his i.d card each tym he is stoped and also cos of d security situation up north

Op,just zero ur mind and consider urself a bloody kurata instead of a graduate 4 d nxt 3weeks.gudluck

[quote author=12 inches!]All of you double up jare....Naughty corpers. Awon otondo...lwkmd. During my own camp I was a crook. I no dey go parade....My own 3 weeks na for maami market with a bottle of gulder....Na everytime I dey lie say I sick just to escape soldier.[/quote]the sojas call it malingering..u were lucky none of dem place a spot lyt on u

lekzwyc: Here in Delta state, we have been subjected to undeserve punishment from these so called soldiers. A girl lost her wedding ring in her hostel, she reported to OBS (orientation broadcasting service) before we knew it everybody were asked to kneel down under the sun like nursery school student. We call it "buying job". Every little offence here na frog jump we go dey do...ehhh!!! double! double!...I tire ooo

u r even lucky u is not d 63NA,u 4 don soft lyk moimoi cos d bulk of dem r standard 7 leavers and hav this inferiority complex 2wards graduates dat manifest itself in d form of "na kurata dem b" ..endure am sha,it myt com handy afta ur primary assignment

sweetcheecks: Ooh, sorry guys did not mean to insult was just making an observation that I thought was true and clear to everyone. Well maybe my eyes are seeing things or my screen is different from others.

WELL, BEAUTIFUL LEGS GIRLS!!!


WHICH STATEMENT IS A LIE NOW?

d former!pay no attention 2 d pro to^tos

seuntola: woaowwww...this is so romantic.......mmuahhhhhhhh!!!! Bless U̶̲̥̅̊ brova, as for me I no dey carry my two left legs comot my rum...I love positive things but...........hmmmm, errrrm.....I no talk again!!!!!

the positive thing 2 do is 2 c them positively,apart 4rm HIV i attend 2 pple with AIDS related complications of which d worse is TB,i was snubby at 1st bt wit tym got used to it..dont get it twisted there is nothing intimate btw me and her besides she is in2 a serious relationship with an architect she met at d clinic way b4 i started my residency.

torres2: I drive with a single hand & sip my juice second or to touch my babe

babe?

emusmith: Great profile... Are you on fb? A fan‘s request isn't turned down.

sharp guy!

lancaster: Did anybody see this trash info? How can u be paid N1million for a job you got a jeep, abus and started building a house....!!!!
I tire for naija journalists o! Are this stupid! Is this a fabrication or what just to make news?

1M 4 a 36M job?!1M cant even buy a gud suv or bus.

rafhell: she is my kind of girl.. wild.
just picture yourself in bed with her.. giving it to her.

u hav a weird taste!wats so catching about ha toothpick legs?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]All these haters in men skin. Isn't that the same way y'all yell n brawl in bars or wherever you're gathered in groups??[/quote]e dey pain u?!

Dr2great: Only Bleep up b say,2face don born plenty pikin outside

na idoma boy nah,d thing dey their loins

[quote author=ifee-gee]These pictures are loking weird!![/quote]weirder than d pix of jezebel i had on my book of bible stories those days

Thou are older than me by how many seasons

CourtierJay: Abeg wat of us wey dey market(alaba intnl)dey hustle.Wetin we go dey wear wey classy dey go work. We need tips on a more serious note. Can someone help? Na so so waka waka we dey do inside market dey find customers. Help oooooo.

wear kaftan then tuck it in ova a pair of low waist teezers.

Duduconfirm: How do you view marriage is it a necessity, tradition, all or none of the above

none of d above,marriage these days is a convinience

Yomieluv: he created an antivirus,yet he allowed a virus to get to his brain to shoot someone.
He's now the virus,while the police is now the Antivirus.

read in btw d lines pls.it was stated he was a prime suspect and at such is innocent until proven guilt.abi ur optic chiasma no cross well?

pDude: Yes.

It is because you Nigerians students are viewed as low quality products by your government, hence you deserve low quality kits.

hard truth!!

francis247: it's okay!

is not ok until pple lyk me n u at d recieving end of things wake up and fyt 4 our ryts.if u think is ok with u then b rest assured dat it myt not b ok wit ur children in d nxt few yrs

manny4life: Do they have to share their intelligence with the public?

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Richfella: How do they know he's the one?

hav u eva heard of d word intelligence?

manny4life: Do they have to share their intelligence with the public?

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oadah: I came out with a 3rd class, I felt the world has crumbled on my head cos I narrowly missed 2.2 and to make matters worst my girl friend of 3 years left me because of that. I scouted for job all over 9ja from 2006 after my service, I wrote a lot of banks (finbank, unity bank, gtb and former afribank) aptitude test and I never failed ANYONE, but I was always told to leave after the first interviews , but I still never gave up, in 2008 I wrote a test and passed the aptitude test and interview with one of the largest telecoms company and that was my first job as a Key Account Manager, in 2009 a white man took so much interest after a presentation and took me to schlumbeger, early this year I left for a government appointment after recommendation from the presidency through a colleague, In between these years I have done PGD and gone for professional courses in Uk, SA and US.

The truth is every man has his destiny, amongst my former course mates in The University, I am the most successful and richest, even my former lecturers call me to assist with connection and also solve personal/financial issues.....most of my 2.1 and 2.2 former colleagues that were employed in the Banks have already been sacked,

I don't encourage laziness but if you find yourself with a 3rd class or pass, it's not the end, God has better plans.

u r indeed a lucky product of destiny

obinna 222: What's are your views/opinion About the Hummer H3?

go browse

Boladearo: We are muslim, we care about our brothers more that ourself, xtain pastor buys private jet while d followers treck to church, they use ur so called offering for there own personal use, common wise up, am very PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM, IF U ARE TOO, COMMENT AND SHOW DIS , LOST PEOPLE THAT WE ARE D OWNER OF THE RELIGION OF TRUTH

then try and do something about ur almajiri brothers,the r an embarasment to ur post