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De_ Law: My girl friend is joy, and she dose'nt av a stick. What is the meaning of JOYSTICK?

manny4life: Perfectly fine, she's not God and I def know my worth so no worries.

slimyem: She is not to blame..
Nigeria put the words in her mouth..

SimonAndal:
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I'm an Android! Of course I'm male. So...??

SimonAndal: Using the iPhone 5 (a birthday gift from my ex-boyfriend), and I find myself wishing for the simplicity of Nokia 2700. Stupid, I know, but that's just how it is.

candieangel12:

No my dear you're wrong. My tonto isn't open 4 service.

bblacky: Wat kinda statement wud one expect frm a real fool as he? Wat an insult on d xtians!! If na one imam a christian talk to ds way, am sure by now Bokos go don de retaliate. Mtcheww...d members of d church complain? Bible talk say pastors shud nt ride on jets? Jealousy

rubion:

I must say you are a stup!d cursed wh0re. there was a thread I saw a guy and girl hailing insults at you and I sympathized with you but now I see you are just one immature ugly b!tch... useless nairaland addict. must you comment? we are trying to find solutions to issues and I'm surprised at how much I've learned and you are here Bleep!ng yourself up idiot. ode buruku.. don't bother replying. i don't live on NL like you. b!tch.

hardywaltz: Oritsejafor just made a mock of his position.

berem: no no no b b be only bell naaa ala ala ala alaaaa alarm clock! Mtscheeew!

Booty4me: Op take 2shot of Garri Dailly.

tobechi74: I here T B JOSHUA CURES STAMERErS

joeydozzy: so out of over 10 000girls in each university, these are their best?

Asiwaju9ja: Does anyone know where I can get Cycling protective Helmets for my Team? I want to buy them today. Sorry for derailing the Topic

Gbadebo01: u sef... i think he is talking about the ASUS transformer pad

candygosh: Its easier being a man jor.
If God had given me d opportunity. I'd rather be a boi

Chidor6: wanna get a Nokia N900 or Samsung galaxy Ace....which is better and whats the cost price?

Booty4me: Guy i won buy Transformer

Serendipity: Basically this is at best utopian and academic as it has only little practicality. At any rate, people are still being bailed for free. It's just that most people that are aware that there is a circumstantial evidence against against them, once they hear there is a possibility of their case being taken to court tend to settle it immediately because they don't want to risk being kept behind bars. Whereas some that didn't commit any crime still part with princely sum of money when our corrupt police start giving them barrage of threats. The fears of the former is justified while that of the later is not.
Erroneously too, some see going to court as going to jail. It is abysmal that the citizenry lack sensitization in that regard. This is coupled with the fact that many people do not have time to enforce their rights and the police tend to frustrate the efforts of those that try same.
But I tell you that if you know your onions you can get bail free; even if the police talk gibberish, you can easily through your lawyer. apply for bail at the nearest magistrate or high court

holly-pagan:
None of above infact no happiness in this world

usmsam: Nah! The happiest day of my life is the day i get to f**k the hot blonde that sits beside me in class.

NAJALYN: More people being thrown into the labour market. In most cases benefits are not paid for years. God help this country.

dayokanu:

So how did Ojuku get his own payback?

By dying deaf, dumb and his wife turning into the village BMX bicycle

jhydebaba: The scenario looks very much like that of hired assassins. Too many things are credited to boko haram this days, does it mean that all hired assassins have joined Boko Haram

Clemzy16: @op Come back to Nigeria. Thank God You'll be residing in lagos. We have T.B joshua. He's more reliable than any hospital you can think of.

immortalvoices: @op i really do appreciate u trying 2 seek medical relief but i will suggest u try the synagogue church of all Nations at ikotun lagos state..he is prophet t.b joshua.

Haterz nd critics i'm waiting 4 ur venoms!!!

234GT: Too bad.