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buoye1: Allahu akbar......jettyharam!!!is nt acceptable in islam

but bokonharam is acceptable

hadbak: Borin kunya! Dats what is worring u...

ka sha giyan wake ne?kana yin kamar rago sunan da aka yanka maka ranar sunar kane..dan bokon haram

Ejike3: Copy and paste.

its bn more than 6 years on nairaland. A lady posted this on Nairaland since 2006, see link below.
https://www.nairaland.com/7623/yuo-raed-tihs

OK, now I know our moderators are babies. Most of these topics senior them

aint't wrong going ol'skol

killuminati: O gal/boy see hypocritism! We muslim no send all these worldly stuff wey xtians dey die for! It's just as simple as dat, we don't preach about worldy tins like dem pastors do, that's una dey fall maga dey pay dem tithe while dey steady soak GARRI all day for house. We go soon send all those pastors go prison

makaho ya rasa ido yace ido na da wari!

stagger: How did the attendant spark that comes with the bolded action not cause a fire?

luck,u myt not b dat lucky so dont try it bro

Just realized dat my civic uk turns head cos it is made of silver

speeder: Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltter be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. So wuold you pealse hit
'LIKE' if you can magane to raed tihs

indeed we are in d end tymz

wanakak: Absolute rubbish, the guy is plying around with the tax payer's money

GOD HELP NIGERIA

berem: the way you translated it na!

indeed a wrong translation culd embaras one..i rememba this incident way back in my preclinical days at samaru.there was this dude of mine 4rm edo who luvd sugarcane.it was usual 4 us to just go opposite d north gate 2 buy sugarcane b4 proceeding 2 our tdb.this happend on one such occaisions btw my pal biggy and an elderly woman surrounded by a crowd
biggy:mama akwai rake?(mama is dere sugarcane)
mama:akwai,(there is)
biggy:ki bani gindi mai dadi irin wanda kin saba bani(wat he meant wanted 2 say was pls giv me d usual sweet part but literaly d translation is giv me dat sweet nyash u used 2 giv me)

feekman: ook meaning of penis breast pussy unko

joystick is bura,jela,wustiya or alzakari depending on d state,punny is duri,boobs is nono

Kslib: Sai gobe------- till tommorow
dutse------- stone
mutane-------- people
yaya-------- how far
hanu------- hand
ido-------- eye
baki------mouth
bura-------- let me see who will get it.
Duwawu------ let me see who will get it.
Duri-------- let me see who will get it.
Zuchiya----- mind
doya------- yam
shinkapa------ rice
wake------ beans
michiji------- snake
kare------ dog
akuya------ goat
kaka----- grandparents
pitsari----- urine
wuta------- electricity
wire------ handset
mota----- car
kayan chiki------ intestine
gashi----- hair
hanchi----- nose
hakori----- teeth
wuya----- suffer
dole----- by force
takada----- book
makaranta---- school
mutuwa---- death
mutu---- die
bachi---- sleep
tashi---- get up
kwanta----- lie down
kariya----- lie
kariya ne---- its a lie
gaskiya---- truth
gaskiya ne ---- its a true..lol--- its the truth
hanya--- road/way
tafi--- go
dawo---- come back
nama---- meat
biri---- monkey
kyau----- fine
mumuna----- mumu
waw---- senseless
mata--- women
nyarinya--- young girl
yaro--- boy
maza---- men
aboki::: my friend

shinkapa is spelled as shinkafa..d hausa dialect seems 2 b at war with d letter "p" hence u find them intonating pascal as fascal

Hardfact: 'Cause you are so beautiful

...and dumb!

debrief08: Take time out and know yourself. Know what you want and not what people have told you to want.
Secondly, take time and write down the qualities you want in a man. Don't just say yes because someone asks, make sure it is what you want.
You have some growing up to do, calm down and do it right, enjoy your own company for a while, nothing wriong with being alone for a while, those are the best and most productive times of our lives, then we make sane rational decisions.
I see in you someone who let's herself be defined by society and social pressure, calm down and find yourself before you worry about finding a man.
When you are the best you then you will see clearly and make a wise choice

waste of valuable advice on a prodigal gal gone worse!

onila: Considering I am a good girl=I dont drink, I dont smoke, I dont sleep around, I dont go clubbing every weekend, well behaved and humble

but I am always attracted and fall inlove easily with bad boys

even on Nairaland see the guys I adore their personalities= Reality101, bittyend, arquebusier, acidtalk, 190, pleep, sagamite and cameroonpride. all dem bad boys

is there something wrong with me I dont wanna destroy my future

onila d human magnet..hav u 4gotten dat lyk repels an unlyk attracts?

Incompetent dunces..wat took dem so long?

jennykadry: My prayer is that the crace of illuminati will kill all of you.

What is it with nigerians and illuminati? Don't yous have a life?

help me ask dem,especialy d copycat ladies

tempex88: ruwa - water.
kasuwa - market
inakwana - good morning
ba gajia - No problem
akoi gajia - there is problem
naira danlati - 30 naira
ki - pronoun for woman
ka - pronoun for man
yanrinya - young lady


pronounciation matters a lot cos a sentence can have so many different meaning.

no problem is ba matsala or ba miskila,problem is matsala or miskila.inyamari is ibo,bayarbê is yoruba,shege is bastard,karuwa is prostitute,arna is pagan,duri is pu.ssy,bura is pha.lus,wawa is fool,mutum is human.namiji is male,namace is female,sarki is king,sarauniya is queen

freestuffsonnet: Super1759, YOU THINK IS FUNNY? Why can't you be serious for once. or you think you have nothing to offer people here. and you forget the reason you join this forum [to recieve and share solutions].
You think you can joke with everything. How will you feel when you shared your challenge to someone and he start making fun of you. why don't you cater-pot your ass to NL JOKE SECTION, if you think you can make people laugh.

i i i con con *jugular vien protrudes*concurrrr

Anavami28: I met my Doctor friend with another lady in a compromising position.

i know u r jealous but there is no nid 2 stereotype

shaybe baby: haterz!

of copycats?SMH

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Ada Nri1: Go and sit down op! Ladies are always gleeful in a group.

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Ada Nri1: Go and sit down op! Ladies are always gleeful in a group.

ladies or parrots?

[quote author=acidosis™]I left my banking job for my wife to become Dangote's driver.

#It takes a brave, gentle & mature man to endure this[/quote]they things men do 4 women!

9jaolofofo: We have obviously seen so many backsides, but some backsides are more attention catching than others, and you can bet this is one of them.
The big task now is WHO OWNS this particular one? She is quite popular and has starred in over 300 movies.. Lets see how good you are at guessing..

http://www.9jaolofofo.com/guess-guess-which-nollywood-actress-backside-is-this-photo/

cant say and frankly i dont giv a toto dik..i hav had my share of bootys in different sizes,shapes and colours.this one doeznt freak me

totalbaby: NONSENCE MTCHHHHHHHHH

absolute nonsense and bliv me sooner or later our CTRL+ C uncreative ladies wuld go envogue

Black002: very thoughtful of you walex, if only guys in da house will have a matured mind like you the world will be a better place, from deep down my heart i appreciate your care, you win, you are welcome to be a friend (of cause if u dnt mind)

personaly i dont mind,am a house officer currently doing my housejob at ntlc zaria.my best female friend is positive,blive me dat lady is an angel.i can c same in u and wat is endearing about u is ur boldness.drop ur line and i wuld kal

ReLaTE: concur,even cancer sufferers prefer to suffer hiv than their predicament.

infact i have seen a diabetic who wish she had d immune system defiency syndrome than d hormonal system abnormality complications

[quote author=God'sown]My brother is hiv positive. He feels tingling in his body. Any help 4rm a doctor?[/quote]it depends on d drugs he is on.it culd b a side effect of such drug and wit tym his body wuld accomodate such side effect howeva he shuld gulp enough water when poping d caplets