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Dejijossy: Whats d size like?

enough to fill ur denims pocket

yohanna zack: Dis nairaland don dey tiya me o. Somtin weh no make sense, una go putam fo front page. Dis kind tin dey dull person abeg

otondo!

buccunmie: Otondo is used for fresh corpers alone because dey r new.

actualy otondo has its origin at Depot NA zaria which is d breeding grounds of recruits into sojas.it was coined by d 63NAs to refer 2 any recruit/coy/platoon who is/r lagging in any of d training endeavours..afta d 63NA left they pass d terminology 2 their succesors who happen 2 b d instructors at nysc camp

[quote author=₱®ÌИСΞ]bLoW-jOb

lol..id choose a video game tester or CTO of top 500 [/quote]Mouth Action?do u mean a toto tester?

hadecunleh: Doesn't look futuristic to me. We might as well have it next year.

i was thinking along d same line..@op pix of d interior pls

[quote author=x-razzy]Those MAULAG medical students must have been performing series of surgery on the junction box as a prequisite for transplanting oulets for heater and electrical cooker into the wiring system of the hostel[/quote]not funny

funny!

boron10: huh Are you serious? Don't tell me you're among the ladies that flock around them

r u jealous?

yommy2sure: Nice thread...even though i grew up in the north...we had our versions of all this...and who remembers....mallam na baki nkogi....dauko mun kayana...

wanan! Ah ah!,

flairlady: i never saw this biscuit,perhaps it is not sold in northern Nigeria.

wat part of northern nigeria did u grow up?u cant miss it if u grew up during d early 80s and early 90s even in borno

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]I think the punishment is too harsh. Imprisonment, heavy fine etc would have been more appropriate. This is 2012 for Christ's sake!!![/quote]it is appropriate cos it serves as a deterant 2 odaz.blive me if atleast 2 of our dirt minded politicians hav had their limbs chop off d price of garri would hav been favourably affected

[quote author=G.star]She should beg onila..
If onila don't bi.itch on him, no one else will. :p :p[/quote]make una giv onila a break nah,haba na she b d tonto dikeh of NL?

Sabotage4700: if student don tire for school na the next thing wey then go do be that

where u get dat theory 4rm?smh

Kolade9: this his a true that u has say

english with tears

[quote author=lola.luv]This is a sad statement. And even sadder for any man that believes this. There is no dignified woman that would take that shiit.
My ex works in a multinational. Rich and handsome with no responsibilities as an only son who has rich siblings.
During the course of the relationship, he grew careless with his mouth.
Well, I kicked him to the curb, returning his gifts unused.

After nearly 2 years apart, he nearly blew off my phone this week and I was so mad because I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE FRIENDS. Guess he found out that the grass is not greener on the other side afterall.


Why dem send me go school? Why Baba God give me talent?

Money is not a new thing. And contentment I have in bales.
Mtschew![/quote]is sadder dat most of ur eve sisters has brought such shame on rare gems lyk u..now dont go blah blah blah about stereotyping or generalizing

tomakint: U can't prove the above statement! Real ladies will never take gutter languages from guys, irrespective of how well you might have spoilt her, get it? If she's a gutter babe, anything goes

certainly it cant b classically proovd but nid i say every lady has a price tag and no matter how real she is she bcomes apparent

[quote author=Mr..Cork]do u people eat balance diet ther in Nigeria aapert from eatin buiscuit with water?? We prefer balance diet hear in London: toast & egg, fish chip, Milk & ice cream. (no oofesese)[/quote]an unbalance diet corky,egg,fish,milk,ice cream r essentialy protienous..careful with ur liver

iya laje: this post does not make sense to me cos okin biscuit is not rich in content i mean the ingredients is nothing to cherish

r u sure u cherish ur childhood or d gud old days cos at dat stage i doubt it if any of us knew wat d ingredients were and even if we do we neva gave a damn.tell me wat exactly r d ingredients?

tomakint: The topic is targeted towards guys to be careful in their choice of words to ladies! If you are fat as a lady you will understand better. Ladies naturally loved being pampered, but detest being addressed abusively, exactly the aim of this thread

few ladies appreciate sweet words these days,as long as u can spoil her with money u can call her deviant names 4 all she cares

Vanneni: I dnt lyk any of doz tinz u listed up der. as a matter of fact, I despise dem.

how about f_uck-in b*itch?!

hotchee: Hmmm,i remember those sweet Okin days...wonder what happened to it?

exactly wat happend to nigeria afta d 70s and early 80s

slimyem: of course!!!

wow,u must be stubbornly adventerous then.my parents got me one when the got tired of buying me new shoes twice or thrice a term then.it lasted me 4rm primary 5 till i rounded up.

kulboy: Prof S.T Wara..My x-dean...How art the mighty fallen...from Dean of Engineering to a Lecturer in a Federal university in ogun state ...Karma is A B'itc'h...

is d deanship not an appointment?

chucky234: Hmmm that's one car I have never boarded in my entire life,we were cruising Toyota crown in the 80s while an uncle of mine also owned a land rover. Beside I never needed any instructor to drive a car,bought my first car (mazda 626) hopped in and drove off and that was it till date.
Beetle always look scary with funny interior,abed make those driving schools go find small Mazda 323 buy joor or even buy Toyota corolla (first lady) .

olboy 1st lady even if na scrap go reach 100K while u fit get correct beetle 4 30K..u c d economics?

lankspex: Its probably because,if you can drive a volkswagen beetle,then you can drive any car.

basicaly,with a steering wheel as stiff as dat of a 911 truck and a gear lever dat requires stamina more than skill(esp when u want 2 engage reverse),u culd drive anything dat has a steering,lever and pedal if u can handle a beetle

Michky: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!

neither do i,lyk d garri crew wuld put it.."how does it affect d price of garri?"

Rememberd playing hide and seek afta school while waiting 4 my evening lessons,took cover in a transformer's fuse box,lucky me NEPA ceased power.was spotted by the gardener at sister perpetua's house.i got d beating of my lyf dat day

[quote author=Okija_juju]Catapult.. I use to hide in the bushes and fire my Catapult into the road.. [/quote]and bro u still hide bhind d computer's shrine and fire e-catapault into nairaland

slimyem: I loved it like crazy...
...especially the shortcake...
Memories...!

did u use bata cortina shoes?

GboyegaD: I wonder how we react to issues in Nigeria. Instead of the students to talk to and challenge the Management on the need to meet up with NUC's requirement, they are busy disrupting exams of other students as though they are the ones delaying the accreditation of the unaccredited programs.

do u know hw long d issue of uniabuja's accreditation of some courses especialy mbbs hav bin lingering despite all methods employed by students and well meaning nigerians?whats d point of writting an exam dat does'nt hold water