₦airaland Forum

blink182: Oh boy see haters. Oya come arrest me

no vex bt no dey show urself here

MrMexs007: Yet still some guys turn on so they will join the group of persons with cars equipped with day time running light. You see such folks with brake lights on as well, meaning the headlights were turned on, on purpose. Cause with cars equipped with day time running light you dont see the brake lights go on when the car engine is running.

especialy those with xenon headlamps.even me!

Tos87: who daaaaaa fukkkkkkkk is Linda Ikeji

search me but no doubt one of d dumbest chick wit a chicken brain

27naira: If she's "handsome" what's your mother? Beautiful?

I bet your dad was an addict to horror movies before he decided to settle down with your mum who will definitely pass for a character in "evil dead"

Buffon!

mai yayi zafi?

blink182: Great news, switching between my blackberry, playbook and desktop was really a pain.

u want show urself!

bdabuwa: I think they luv u b'cos u are handsome and good with words

and probably exceptional in bed not minding u r a broke azz

LeJeun3: Kinda have a similar problem, really haven't met a girl who could sustain a NO to me.

r u sure they aint d HIV + ones?

[quote author=@richy]Tired of Eating indomie, What fast food to eat now[/quote]nl ikebe shuld do d trick

Sweetlemon: From replies here, I can see that most guys dissing pretty girls here do so because they have been rejected by one or two pretty girls. Hello! even what you will call an ugly girl (who has a healthy self esteem) knows what she wants in a man so its not every man that approaches her that she agrees to. But anyway, you are free to go on stereotyping pretty girls if it makes you feel better

be specific dear,name dem bt count me out cos my idowuogbu is a pretty one 2 bhold and she no reject me when i toast am

Idowuogbo: Sob? Say wetin happen? I b ghost ni! I fit fake am sha wen doing dat kini @ nite

finaly my boxers don drop jo.u no nid fake am cos with me max satisfaction guaranteed!

moHot: did u found dat out after i started crying??

yes pretty heart.gud morning

Kewt: Dear Nairalanders,
I work with a pharmaceutical Company and have just been transferred to Gusau, Zamfara state.

Please i have never been to this part of the country and some friends including family have advised me to resign mainly
because of the insecurity in the north.

In the mean time, I have decided to resume there but will like to rent an apartment in a christian dominated area.

Please I crave for advise from nairalanders who currently live, or have once stayed in the serene city of Gusau, Zamfara state to suggest peaceful and christian dominated areas where utilities like electricity and water are readily available.

I earn about N2.8 million per annum and have a brand new toyota yaris given to me by the company as a working tool. Hence the option of leaving the job is not appealing to me for now since i have got no replacement job yet.

Thanks in advance for your suggestions!

R.I.P bro.is it possible u will d yaris 2 me.tnx in ad

401kk: Why are they crying at night, dem be bush baby?

bush pretty nah

Idowuogbo: See am! U just dey comot boxers up and down, na who do u dis kain tin sef?

na u na.how u take kno say na boxers i dey use sef?miss ur 9te sobs pretty

moHot:


***see its night and am crying already**** that means am pretty wow

u r indeed pretty but no cry cos crying prettys r an ugly sight jo

hardleyC: Omo mehn,
money good o
i must to make am, big tym!

u go chop their money!

Rocktation: Hmmmn...

r u crying by 11a:m pretty heart?

because he deserves 2 b insulted 4 his indifference 2 d plights of d average nigerian

on a humourous note i suggest u drop d incentive of d yaris ur coy gave u and ask dem 2 take an insurance 4 u dat provides u with an artificial limb just incase

jmaine: We get Beafroast sef . .

and buffon biko i mean beafon.

goddyzee: i am godwin am a guru in any business snd social science course if u nid a machine for ur apptitude or post ume test contact me on 07063626666 tanx

u shuld kno wit d mechanism put in2 play during d putme exams u r a joker

khattab008: Please is kogi state a catchment area of A.B.U Zaria!?!

yes bt d competition is very fierce bt mayb wit d fed uni estb it may trigger a decline wit d competition

BabatundeGPD: it doesn't rili mata wat u had in UTME wat mat most is ar u frm d catchment area? If u ar dat z gud cus u hav beta chance dan dos who ar nt and most importantly prepare wela 4 d POST UTME....GOD HELP US AL

on d contrary it does matter wat ur utme score is cos it invariably reflects on ur putme and utme aggregrate apart 4rm qualifying 4 d putme.this is wat kips u ahead of d competition catchment area,ELDS,or non catchment area.u can make up 4 ur average jamb score by getting a gud score in d putme

sknice: This is to inform the general public that; ABU 2012/2013 Post UME Exams will hold from Monday 7th May to Friday 11th May, 2012.
Goodluck guyz..... Wishing you all the best.
for more info contact: 08156308982

who b this false prophet sef?if u hav nothing meaningful 2 contribute here go 2 d jokes section pls

Izygodman: Hey Guys! I want sum1 2 please tel me ABU's cut off mark for chem.eng.

they r yet 2 say 4 now but 4rm history it cant b less dan 180 or greater than 200.note dat chem eng is d hot cake of d fac of engineering.also kno dat ur jamb score only qualifys u 4 putme,is only ur putme aggregate dat qualifys u 4 d merit admission.u myt get 300 in ur jamb but 250 putme agregate while h culd gt 250 jamb score bt 251 putme agregate.i wuld b given admision in preference 2 u.ur state of origin is a major factor.infact dudes 4rm katsina easily gt admision dan those 4rm kaduna even 4rm d catchment areas cos of d immense contributions made by kt govt 2 abu

BabatundeGPD: stop gvn out ur email, number or contact details to just anybody, becare of scammers! U can get d post utme in d sch wen u cum 4 d post utme an moreover i wonder how pple get dis der so cal ABU POST UTME past questions cus u wil nt b allow d take d questions out it wil b collected immediately after d exam 4rm u.

u r ryt bt u can get dem officialy at KIL's serials even afta d putme