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Nwa Anambra: may ur children neva grow.....may ur brain decay cos its useles to u......agwo ubi kwaa elu kwaa ala,anyi ka ma olu diokpara okuku.....wia i kum frm it means "no matter how d python crows,we can stil decipher d sound of a cock...use ur head or i take it off ur shoulda and mail it to ur mum,put a dozen of roses...bitch*ss.

common man it has not com 2 dat.take am easy i beg

Sodiq33: bro,i dnt thnk my comment is in anyway rude..it may b so in ur sight,if it is,am sori den,hv a wonderful wikend..stil ur boy,sodiq3@2go bt damn ur comment waz also rude...

k man lets move on.how those ur matric shoes nah,i fit borrow dem 4 my oath taking,also i go lyk make una borrow me joy make i use ha pose dat day

yunken: Any body wishing to buy sbrs form can purchase it at the rate of 2,500 naira

and indeed is a gud plan b plan incase plan a doesnt click.look at it this way if plan a fails u wul b at home 4 a whole academic yr,plan b wul annul this and giv u an advantage nxt yr.u guys shuld realize dat many r called bt few r choosen wateva ur aggregate or whereva ur state is located

chale: ill try not to be rude as much as i can but dat was my own candid opinion which i ve a ryt to express and i really DONT CARE if it doesnt suit you. u can quit the thread or even NL for all u wnt nd pls dnt tryyy dat againnnnnnnn

sodiq and chale common guys learn 2 respect each odaz opinion.sodiq y not b a gud abusite and tell chale u r sorry,chale somtyms let certain comments slide afteral the dont rub

Ibram94: happy birthday mr xela, wish yhu llnp....

dat rumour is false sir,bsides releasing d list 4 som depts alone is not feasible.also i got info 4rm 1 of my source who happend 2 b a key man in d central admission commitee as with regards 2 if dere wul b a 2nd list or not.he said dere wont b a 2nd list bt wat is termd an omitted list just lyk last yr.it was 1 of d issues dat resulted in a row b4 d approval of d admission list by d senate.pls and pls hav a backup plan incase u miss d 1st list cos getting d omitted list is lyk a camel passin thru d eye of a needle.is money and resources demanding.@xela HBD dude,may d best of ur past b d worse of ur future n d grow wizer as u grow olda

the list is not out,if it were out i wuld hav informd u guys.u guys wanted 2 kip d thread running.now u got it running.am thrut wit my exams but is still in school cos of my project work

timmy7: Hey! Hey! Hey!!! You are gradually moving from the sublime to the ridiculous! How can you compare resit in medical colleges who dont operate the GPA/CGPA system and where you are trained to manage human lives with resit in other faculty? Medicine/pharmacy deal with human lives not buildings as in architecture. Abegi resit is not resit. Colleges of medicine nationwide do resit exam which is fair enough and quite understandable, am reading it here for the first time that 'some' private universities do resit, this is unfair to others who dont have such opportunity, simple as that. I'd be disappointed to learn of any faculty other than medicine/pharmacy in federal and state universities doing that.

a billion lyks!especiialy when mbbs is a non classified degree

Joey82: resit ke?
I neva heard that name through out my school days,
and the law isnt draconian, if u fail a course, u carry it over, reasob being that scripts are not immediately marked and compiled because of the bulk of work on lecturer's table.
so i'm wondering how the resit thing is executed, i think its fraudulent.

mayb u neva visited any medical faculty offering mbbs

Sodiq33: Heard u all..a.b.u is a very peacefull,we would enjoy it..*peace*

indeed abu is a peaceful ground,near zero cultism,religion tolerance.inshort an abu student is an asset 2 d nation

yunken: the form is on sale nw. U can purchase it at any zenith bank, and the registration is on now. The entrance screening exam has nt bin fix yet. Bt i tink it should b arround october

my mistake,i apologize..just comfirmd.u can also get it at unity bank 4 N3k bank charges inclusive

sunwa: [color=#000099][/color]
I can tell you authoritatively that the soldier escaped from Alausa on Tuesday. I am a witness.
I was in KAI's office at Alausa on Tuesday to bail a friend who was arrested for street trading, while there pandemonium broke loose and everyone was running helter skelter, it was gathered that the soldier arrested at 3rd mainland for traffic offense has scaled through the fence and vanished into thin air all efforts by the mobile policemen within Alausa to apprehend failed. What a shame!!!

xprez d corpz nah!

Sam Milla: She is 10 years older than him. Our nigerian girls see no problem with that. - neither do i.

But if a man is 10 years older than a lady in nigeria , its problem.
The girl will natural come to nairaland to ask for advice and below is what she would get as advices from our ladies.

Chaircover: Run girl run, he is too old for you.

Mrs Chima: wtf! He is a peadophile. Dont go near him.

Jennykadri, my sweet friend: What do you see in him, dont you see he is too old for you.

MissB, teenager who knows about relationship more than adult: No no no, dont date him. Dont even answer his calls again. He will manipulate you and cheat on you.

Mukina2 will naturally say nothing.

Ileke Idi: Girl if he is yoruba, marry him. If Igbo, dupe him. If hausa, run as fast as you can.

Kobojunkie: If he is american or british, then go for him. If he is nigerian, he is no good.

Freecocoa: oh my gawd! What were you thinking going close to him in the first place. If he comes close to you again, call the police.

Where are their names again, someone help me out. Jack Daniels destroys memories.

i laught 2 d point of annoying my gf..idowogbu..d man na badosky comot 4 him way cos na toto tester

spiaggia: Hello everybody, please need advice on this issue. My wife just arrived America but incidentally had her passport stamped with NO E.O.S/ NO A.O.S by a lady immigration officer who went verbal with unprintable things said. Please is there any possible way in which she can get an extension with this stamped on her passport?

is d lady immigration officer a ganja reefer?

Sassy16: pls can sum1 ansa me d followin me d price of sbrs reg. Form, wen d exam 2 enta ll b written, hw soon dey resume n hw many minutes drive it is from funtua to zaria. I dont want 2 stay an extra year at home bcus of abu am just lookin 4 a plan b. thanks

d sales of forms hav bin closed 4 this yr.funtua 2 zaria is about 80km if am not mistaken.is a wise thing 2 hav a bak up plan bt u waited 2 long 4 dat.at any rate God's bak up plan r better dan urs.dont 4get dat

Joy mojuba: Futminna don release dare long awaited list, A.B.U. Hmmm may God help us o

not 2 worry,gud things com 2 those who wait..is not how long bt how well..this is not official bt 4rm d grapevine.d delay in d release of ur list is cos of d ongoing exams which wuld end up this saturday.i want 2 blive d list is online bt can only b accessed afta d exams.also is trendy 4 d list 2 b on d school's site b4 jamb's site going by wat happend last yr.u guys shuldnt giv up cos ur miracle is on d way.is well

jhubril: God knows best!

r u sure u r alryt?u hav d symptoms of som1 suffering 4rm bipolar disorder and am afraid d prognosis of ur case is poor.dont com here and derail this thread.if d 304 u got thru irk and hausa r making u drunk wit madnes then i must warn u dat u r way ova ur head at such i suggest u get out and stay out of d thread.moderators take note!

r u high on pig poo?

2gohandler: pepper enta ya eye?

u wan blow am 4 ha?

jhubril: Fugitis Tempo!These two immortal Latin words aptly describe the pendulum called life.It swings forward and sometimes backward.I don't fret about d on going hocus pocus here.I put my solely trust in God, and not my 304...You can neva be d best...You can only do ur best...God owns d best and d rest.

inspiring philosophy indeed..glad u r home

2gohandler: wetin concern a.b.u concern cut off mark.. wats ur average?

help me ask am again,wetin concern donkey with boot or trunk

nazi yaro: latest news v c has sign the list d list is nw with adm office 4 adm letter printing b4 handing it over for computer operators 4 uploading d list is like 2 be release on 24th or 28th sept lately 4th of oct,best of luck 4 all a b u zaria aspirant.

?!!ur info is porous?!!

hardarms5050: Guyz y is this house so cold and dull na. @sodiq,joy pakavy aboki shinex 2gohandler and the rest where una dey nw. Pls come online oo. This is the only thing dat makes me subscribe †Φ the internet o.

my dear siste,exams r on my neck.sorry about my epileptic posts.not 2 worry once dere is any latest dev'nt u guys wul b d 1st 2 gt informd

Joy mojuba: Pakavy say ofelix na d 4th serious minded person wey he don c na me be first sodiq be second, 2gohandler na him be 3rd. I knw say many pple go de jealous us nw. Lol

as per flexing na u b 1st,sodiq 2nd,2gohandler 3rd....upload d rest list of flexers

Sodiq33: me na matric o

u mean azonto dance?!

Joy mojuba: Sodiq no need to ans the young man nw he sabi speak english make him ride on c as u de waste ur energy.

oga refree!weldone ehn

Emmakresh: when i remember his promise i will shout hallelujah lol
God nja

hmmn!crisis has brought pple 2 christ if i myt say

Shinexman: guy av bin followin u guyz on d trend bt jst so busy for d day,dac admission is out,our own nw to 4lo fingerz n leg cross sha i pray it will b favourable to all.

d division of agricultural colleges admission was out since last week.infact joy's admission at d satellite campus of mando was of dac.last yr jambites list came out b4 dat of dac.u guys shuld just hold on till afta exams which hopefully endz this saturday 4 most facs

Sodiq33: hw much can sum1 get off-campus accomodation?

u dont nid it in ur first yr 4 academic reasons.trust me on dat

ofelix15: pals, d first tin is getting admission and the next is preparing ur heart and soul 4 ur books( u gat 2 study hard).
This means that u guys hav 2 4get about joy and oda sexy ladies on this thread when u finally get admission.

d 4th serious minded dude i hav seen on this thread

Sodiq33: please,sori o,since u nt gvn birth 2 twice,so is d 1 bn gv 2 u @d hospital whr u were gvn birth 2..

sombody go giv u e-blow sooner or later

BabatundeGPD: pls hw many people usually stayx in a rum. Plz reply asap@ABOKI

@suleiman hall is officialy 4 during my preclinical days.bt xpect squatters nah.

Abokii8: not more than 40k for your registration and accomodation

u seem well versed in abu admission and reg affairs 4 a 1st tymer and outsider.40k wuld take care of d central,fac n acco feez.but their r ovacost feez.for e.g sug,fcs,dept association and even afta paying 4 ur acco u must go and clear it wit d hall admin.there u pay N2500 again.inshort kip N50k