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Excelboi: Pls anyone has any info on ABU D.E entry? Pls help out

if is 4 this yr 4get it.is 2 late

Joy mojuba: Y this place dull lyk dz una don tired?

na because ur toasters no dey online nah.just kidding!.just 2 brghten ur day d list is bak and ready 4 upload online last friday.i had xpected it this weekend bt dont kno y it waznt dere.mayb is coz exams which wul b ending nxt saturday.wateva it is u dudes shuld xpect it 4rm now till 2nd week of oct

nazi yaro: liason office own o I G own al na d same even if u no get birth certificate u wil use declaration of age

yes,a declaration of age 4rm a court of law can replace ur birth cert..if i may ask where is ur birth cert nah?abi dem borm u during stone age

Sodiq33: Last year thread was at 38 wen dier admsn list waz releasd..our's is in 61 nd we neva strt smel d list..GOD DEY..MASCOM APPLICANT ADD ME ON 2GO - SODIQ3...@aboki,plz,afta dy list is brougt bk 4rm jamb,can dy help sum1 2 chk mayb hs or her name is dier b4 d list wil b releasd?reply asap

datz cos d bulk of ur pages were filld wit non academic posts due 2 ur anxiety.is either i want marry pakavy sister.shinex leave joy 4 me,i wuld dance azonto dance etc.

ofelix15: if A.B.U is uploading d admission list, the site will not open or take time b4 it opens

u aspirants aint d onlx one logging un2 d site nah.even we students alone can cause a heavy traffic

Sodiq33: c ur pin lyk jamb number..lol

u get mawt!u 4 go 4 pol science

Sodiq33: @aboki,abeg,dat reg fee,re we going wt it wen going 4 reg in d skul?

u must first past thru rigorous screening b4 bin issued with ur payment documents 4 both d dept and central reg

cesil92: As a calabar man, this dog cant be gud and sweet for dog meat.

then y r u salivating?

casket: It is called SURROGACY !

or natural incubator!

jumpmasta: You really have a big mouth as ur name implies...but if you can spend time to work on your grammer..maybe you wont be as dumb headed as your name implies...Baptism of fire indeed!!!!!!Dumbskull[color=#990000][/color]

d guy na ahua nah,wetin concern depot NA and english syllables

so even general dey use tokunboh car?

latifatai: you guys are "group of clowns"

na wetin dey bite this 'king of clowns'

waja: But for the condition, i will give it to 504 peugeot saloon car. That car strong kakaraka like zuma rock.

especialy d GL..only say e dey suck fuel lyk garri dey suck water

IFEDILIEZE: bu hz village z in naija na

outskirts of naija!ask him how many tyms he goes 2 d village dat he wants 2 use such earth moving vehicles 2 destroy d few gud roads we hav

airfinance: All wetin una dey talk here na una pocket e dey go. See nija babes now no nEed all this conscious wahala. U fit carry nija babes for a first date kiss her romance her finger her pussy and bang her that first day. All na money and scope. Abeg

agbero!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]you must be a gentle man
Fun to be wit
Not boring and not a talkertive
You must be handsome[that's number one]
You must be a very liberal person with an open heart[your heart must be butiful]
You must know how to make me laugh
You must speak well
You must not look at my bossom[lustfully or any other part]else I would tag you a “name”
I think that's just the lil I can say here!so do you fit into any of those?[/quote]aint u 4geting d billfold criteria?

hmmm!make una pray 4 me o,na clinical pathology i gt by 2 and b4 u start am na 2 answa booklets the go drop 4 u.we go yarn later

omega25red: Then you already know your role as a prosti-tute. so get your cash and make sure you work her azz

indulge me 4da pls,u seem 2 b a veteran at it

crisycent: I actually had a date with a girl i just met and i took her to a very expensive chinese restaurant....she immediately told me she was single!!!! i bet the white rice and shredded chicken with pork worked. I never still see her pant though cos guy man burn money that day ....food wen fear no dey let me chop normally.

slacker!

omega25red: 1. have a plan that you discuss with your date before hand
2. bring your wallet (not necessary depending on what you planned)
3. be yourself. Dont be someone you aren't like over spending while you are broke or trying to over impress
4. keep it simple. dates are a chance to get to know each other so you would want to have casual convo that allows you to gather info without seeming like a stalker
5. restrict bodily function. Dont fart if you have to burp (belch) make sure you cover your mouth and dont eat with your mouth open
6. end the date by telling the truth. if you like her, let her know that you enjoyed the time together and you would like to see her again. if you hated her tell her you dont think it will work out and thank her for a pleasant date (dont promise that you would call if you hated her)
7. at the end of the date, if a girl
a. extends her hand to shake your hand = bad sign
b. gives you a hug while smiling = good sign

8. the good night kiss: this is the tricky part. you can always feel the chemistry of the date. Sometimes you can tell if she is feeling you so you should make sure you had a mint or gum before you try to plant one on her. easiest way to get a kiss at the end of the date is to ask.
say something like i'm so happy with this date and i was wondering if it would be ok if i kissed you. most of the time abou 7 out of 10 times (ok maybe 5 out of 10) she would say yes but if you had judged the night wrong she might say no. Then again some girls just don't have any contact on a first date so just ask to see her again.

if na sugar mummy nko?

scholes23: Molue
Tipper
Tanker
Trailer
Danfo

he said naija roads not ur village road nah

Danka7777: I am 6'3, what now?

doesnt matter.d coffins all gonna hav d same dimension

sorry dudes is just dat my exams is my priority 4 now but once d list is bak 2 abu i wuld let u kno ASAP.

Abokii8: the actual number of candidates they are going to admit is still not clear,but from what i heard so far they will admit 5000+ becourse jamb has cut_off the number for what they describe as decaying infrastracture.From past experience in 2009/10 they admitted 7000+,2010/11,6500+ and in 2011/12 is little bit above 6000. But for kogi state aspirants their possibility for getting admission is very high if they have a good cut off mark i think above 220.

nuc not jamb.jamb wont mind sending ova a million pple.

femijck: Watz up guys? Plz any MBBS student of A.B.U here? Plz im a final year studnt studyn physiology and hope to pursue my MBBS career in A.B.U...Plz i nid to knw maybe they admit stdnt for D.E and d CGPA requirement...and if not plz wat is d merit UTME and post UTME specification (score)..urgemt plz

yes,cgpa is 4.00 from a reputable school

2gohandler: e 4 gud nw.. We go dey knw awa chances beta

som dudes wit buc's weak stamina 4 don gas out ryt 4rm day 1

2gohandler: na d guy bring d trend back 2 lyf... Wot of pakavy nw? Mayb na xxam hide d nyc dude

no b small ting!

Buc: I find it hard 2 lie 2 anybody, talk more of myself.

belt up and stop sulking

Sodiq33: i read dis post nd i laf,last 2years,1 of my senior in secndary skul got d aggregate of 212,nd he applied 4 law,wen d admtn list came out he waz admtd nd was gvn d course of hs choice(law),many cases lyk dat dnt b suprise if sum1 wt 200 is admtd into law,while all dos 280 wil b kept watching....u knw wat is failure kua-d moment u strt acptin defeat dat is failure...u got 256 nd u re luzin hope,were as sum1 hu got 200 is even thankin God...*disappointd*

i just clickd d lyk button.u won my heart

Abokii8: mass com being the hottest cake of faculty of social science their cut off mark is expected to be high but no matter how many point they need i think you must have satisfied the requirements for merit list

econs pls

Abokii8: my friend you know dept of chem engr are not strict on issues related to admission,ask God to see you through

sorry but chem eng has d highest numba of applicants in d fac of eng yr in and yr out.is wat med is 2 d faculty of social sciences.chem eng is a hot cake and infact if u apply 2 study it and the dont kno hw 2 dump u the myt end up dumping in anoda dept and not d oda way round.the r strict man

Chokolee: ....
Wetin u tink? Wetin u assimilate?

me think say y u go mention friday instead of sunday