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joy johnson: Pls am intrested o, when is the interview date, cos I love the job, here is my email angeljoyissweet@yahoo.com

wuld u lyk dat of borno or yobe state?!

mrkels: Hahaha this is hilarious

if is naija it wuldnt hav bin,d bestman wul hav bin labeld a wizard or enemy of progrez

Freiburger: In the 80s everyone around world was forced to learn the Japanese language, what has it brought today?

chinko fones!

berem: hmmm! Some people for NL get this sickness.with the kind of comments I read daily here eh....some people suppose go for checkup!

sharrap!!!

ariyebaba: The picture am seeing is that of Peter or Paul.

abi make i borrow u electron microscope?

Chokolee: ....
Next week friday,sir!

na jum'at day nah,wetin u dey insinuate?

[quote author=mosh_musth]Oyinbo!!! Sometimes am happy I was born an African because been an African open yiur eye to taboo, what should be done, what is just and what's not.[/quote]scientific incest!

occam: Sad but he's uncle is right. Nigeria airways, Arik etc are garbage. you'll always regret flying with those glorified molues

not nigerian airways bro,air nigeria pls.during d early 80s nigerian airways was almost comparable 2 d british american cal. Airways.

berem: A whole national carrier won't fly again? NIGERIA IS DOOMED!!!

d nigerian aviation industry has bin a write off eva since nigerian airways crashd.do u kno the r yet 2 pay off the benefits of its staffs till date?d biblical sign of d end tyms started in naija so urs truely isnt suprised

Temismith: Good for her o. Wish her all d best. Pray her marriage lasts.

amen!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If i were you, i would move out, because when that woman decides to lie against you, you will hate yourself.

Thank God i am not you.
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learn 4rm joseph and potiphars wife(sorry e don tay wey i go church)flee bro!!!

voltron: Mr. Insurance.. wait till they start probing you with falsehood, asking you questions like, why were you on the road at that particular time, did you quarrel with someone lately, did you install car tracker, did you make a large donation in church last sunday, are you sure it was stolen and you did not leave it at a party.. by the time they are finished with their questions, you will regret ever starting a comprehensive insurance that you cannot claim unless you survived a near fatal accident and the police can prove that it was not your fault

talking of insurance witout assurance bro.hardluck but if ur honda car gets 2 kano,4get it!

Sodiq33: Nov?u even go far in sayin november,wen we dy pray mk dm release am dis month(our month of blessing)na wa o,guys,if dm send d list go jamb nd nuc 2day.,den,4rm nxt wik we shld expect d list..let's pray hard nw,so dat d list wil favour us..ma'salam

una even tank God say dem hasten tings up this yr,last yr na sept dem write d putme and na manual,d thread reach 3 times this yr page b4 d putme result comot sef.patience rat no go chop ur azanto shoe

2gohandler: Hmmm.....If truly d list wud b sent 2 jamb and NUC by 2dae, then we shud xpect d list online in d nxt two weeks

nxt weekend upwards

Sodiq33: Walahi,dis "CUM" don tire me

u dey mind seun and him antispam bot..try typing d f word and c wat happens..make dem no ban u o

Sodiq33: ABU ZARIA, is becoming
unbearable, d issue of
dress code has been turn
4rm d school policy to d
lecturers work, imagine
student writin examination
and some lectueres are
busy deductin marks 4rm
students cos some paintd
their nails or they wore
jean trouser and these
things were neva
prohibited before. Wat a
lyf in d university. God
help us!!!-copied 4rm a student..i knw it's nt in line wt wat we re doin here,bt as u guys nah dy gri post,me most jst post..i knw u guys wil criticize,mk una mind una self o,toh

u thot abu is MAU?moreova dat problem is restricted 2 d fac of arts and social sciences.those days if u r found wanting u wul b taken 2 d security office.my gf those days was askd 2 wash d security office window.d window was as dirt as a roadside mechanic and was floor to ceiling tall

de students u nid ur ijmb results or diploma result as ur case mayb

Shinexman: Guyz if we ar luky pakavy we cum on line to enlighten us abt d registratn cos der exam is around d coner,i beliv beter is not gud enough, d best is yet to cum

u wuld nid d following 4 ur screening afta u get admited..original jamb result sleep
jamb admission letter for de students
o level results obtained at no more than 2 sittings and if the results is four years or more u must produce the originals
local govt indiegene letter
post utme result slip
birth cert
passports
primary school cert
testemonials
afta d screening u wuld b issued admission letter if u pass the screening.on d admission letter the wul sign and issue ur matric numba.but if u dont pass d screening the wul put a big NR and sign.nr means not registerd and bliv me once u get dat nr on ur admision letter u r a goner

anitank: Not good!!! We are not complaining if they 'use' us for cheap labour. Atleast those companies pay reasonable amounts to corpers. Most of them (not all) retain those corpers because they won't want to go thru d stress of recruiting new staff and then training them all over again. The 'STATE' school I was posted to said they won't pay me a dime! And Lagos state is paying only 600 corpers out of abt 5000(Batch B). People like me are left to manage just that miserable 19,800k for transportation, feeding,toiletries etc. Now tell me if they're still in d right direction??

how much was ur allowance during ur undag days?!

omaigala: I am new on nairaland, pls what are the prons and cons associated with this forum?

go browz!

omaigala: I am new on nairaland, pls what are the prons and cons associated with this forum?

go browz!

Sodiq33: haaba pakavy,u knw dat we saying all dis is jst us kipin our faith alive,no b say we nah go wish u gudlck 4 ur exam,na jjc we b,so,abeg bear wt us...if u gv only shinex info,u don 4get us b dat nw.....my own wishes go b special 1............

nagode,actualy na my younger cousin wey him giv belle com deny we want jist about.as e b say u ma na him frend make u log in make u bcom witnes

[quote author=st-kris]WOW!
Nigerians being Nigerians.

It is evident from the responses of those bashing this course, that they have limited education, and a myopic worldview. There is more to learn from Michael Joseph Jackson than many of your everyday courses combined. He was a Shrewd businessman, and made a lot of unique business moves which are worth teaching.

Then again, if you cannot differentiate between a 'course' and a 'major', i really don't see how you're capable of wrapping your head around any of this.[/quote]MJJ 101 for starts

Pethan: Michael Jackson as course! W***HAT Michael Jackson as course! W***HAT

watz d course code?wondering with amusement

Shinexman: I am usin dis medium to wish pakavy my frnd sucess in d forthcomin exam,is to gbaski i hop we all aitness d 50th year aniversary so abu end up dis sh*t,itz tym letz go der u guyz can hook me up on shinex30 am alwayz der,i tink it right tym we creat frndshp nw we go met insha allahu,in jesus name,n in d traditnal mentoz

u r truely ur brodaz keeper,not just thinking of dancing azonto.or getting a student couple babe but thinking of odaz.may God grant u d desire of ur heart.pls culd we chat on 2go at say 8pm.i got som private gist 4 u dat wuld b worthles if it reaches thursday.by d way,i had 2 disengage som unarticulated friends on 2go.add me on 2go via pakavy88 just incase i mistakenly removed u.tnks.stay fit and blessd

eduson33: madam abeg,mix peper soup and beans,add okporoko and kpomo.spray some stew if posible.no time for dis kin talk

r u a toto tester?

MR XELA: Guyz make una wait 1st o. Waitin b matric. because i just day see matric matric matric. Hmmmmmm Ntn concern me with matiriki ooooooo waitin concern me na my name on dat list ooooooohhhh

u realy hav ur priorityz strengthend.am impresd man

Herdelove: May God answer our pray,all our wish shall come true,happy matric day

AMEN!!!and not only on mat day,oath taking day(4 those concernd) and convo

k4all: Grt ABUSITE'S, Pls i want 2 knw if i can combine Nabteb and Neco results 4 d Screening. Will it b Accepted? Pls i nid ur answers!

yes sir,u can combine it and finish ur undag succesfuly but d probs with those 2 bodys exams is dat the r not recognized in certain institutions in d UK.d reason y am telling u this is dat afta ur undag u myt want 2 go 4 ur masters in d uk.

Sodiq33: Please,where is pakavy?

always here bro,exams is just around angle 90 and urs truly nid 2 focus on his books.make una no vex but if anything pops up 2moro i wuld kip u dudes posted.howeva i think u dudes shuld know dat d list is yet 2 b send 2 nuc and jamb 4 approval.hopefuly it is xpected 2 b send on wednesday based on d info i got last friday.i hav bin following u guyz all thru without posting thot

warrior01: @Op, I think you got the title wrong; it should have been 'The Laws Guiding A Poor Man On How To Keep A Woman'.

u r indeed talking 4rm xperience,hope didnt get HBP?

[quote author=temest_1]Wow all dis laws jst 2 kip a woman,well they re worth kipn evn if its 1million laws.xpecialy my wman.[/quote]careful she doeznt make a stooge out of u!u giv ha a centi she takes a kilo!!

omigie1: grate invention which 1 we don invent

bombs nah,u dey current so?try visit the bokon haram showrooms upnorth