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Edenoscar:

A village girl is a girl who stays in the village

There are some types of women you should never date. like never. These girls have a way of turning you from hero to zero lol. just kidding but drop comments on the type of your girl on the list.

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Fresca:
Full story abeg

It takes more than the beautiful face, curves and edges to get married. Marriage is not peanut butter, it is not for kids, it is not the usual tale you read in story books or watch in movies. To get married, you must be ready, you must work towards the institution called ''marriage''. You must be physically, financially, emotionally, spiritually and mentally prepared. These are six guidelines to help you.m
1. Insist on it. _ Deliberately make conscious efforts to keep the idea of getting married glued to you.

2. If you find yourself in a dead-end relationship, move on. _ It is never so serious if a relationship fails, you must be ready to accept whatever life throws at you and pick yourself up if a relationship fails.

3. Love yourself first_ The greatest thing you can do for yourself is to love yourself. Love your life even if nobody sees reason to love you.

4. Commit yourself to the idea of getting married_ You must be committed. Have a stable mind towards getting married. Fix your mind and accept the idea of getting married as quick as possible.

5. Keep in shape, watch your weight, and take care of your appearance_ You know that saying that'' what you see lasts longer than what you hear''. Apply same saying to how you eat, what you eat, how you look and other things. Your look is your greatest asset, cherish it like it is all that matters.
6. Time is running out—use time wisely in your search for the marrying man- Don't go chasing the man that is not ready for marriage. Spend quality time looking for a man that will make you happy. spend time also developing yourself.

It all begins with Twitter user @Msixella who is a driver for Uber.
Recently, she went on a job to pick a woman up from the airport. But this woman was no ordinary woman and she didn’t want a lift to any random address.
No, she wanted a ride to @Msixella’s boyfriend’s house – BECAUSE SHE WAS HIS OTHER GIRLFRIEND.
So #Uberbae did the only thing a scorned modern woman could do and decided to Tweet the whole goddam saga. And boy, is it gold.


tweet pics here..

This man named Ade said he has been dating an older woman for years now. she is richer and more influential than he is. He met this woman through his friend while they were discussing the issue of poverty and way forward. His friend decided to help his situation by introducing him to sugar mummies. Ade said he is grateful for his friend for helping him change his financial status. Most of these women are old enough to be his mother, but he didn't care, as long as they are able to meet his needs and he can satisfy them sexually.

Ade said he had an encounter with this particular sugar mummy he met through his so called friend. The woman is the richest of all the women he had slept with. She promised him unbelievable amount of money as long as she could stay long on bed with her. He had to take energy booster to strengthen him and they were together having fun from morning till night. She still wanted more but he had to run for his life when she wanted to kill him with sex.

Few weeks after his encounter wth this woman, she has been disturbing his phone with call and even threatened to report him at the station for thefy and rape. funny right? he decided to go see her at her house this time around and that was where he met the shock of his life. He got talking with the woman and she asked him some questions about his parents, background and that was how he found out he has been sleeping with his mother all this while.

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stigmond:



Who dey fight u now?

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kiddoiLL:
OP so for ur mind now u don expose ur fellow guys abi?? Judas 2.0 E sure me say OP get some of dat traits as a guy... i'm in my house, comman beat me

There are some guys that are actually toxic to your life. Dating such guys is a threat to the relationship and your mental being. That is why this article gives an insight on those guys you should never consider dating.
1. The Not into You Guy ¬– You must never fall for a guy that is not into you. The guy that finds it difficult to give you attention. A guy that does not have interest in your daily activities will eventually frustrate you in the relationship. Go for the one that sees how important you are to him and the relationship. This guy is all about wasting your time, he is so sure you will stick with him. Do yourself a favour and let him go.

2. The Confused Guy- This guy just want to have you around, while he probably has time to cheat on you. The confused guy talks a lot about his Ex and make it obvious he wants them back. This guy has plan A and B or even C. He loves you today and tomorrow you are not so important to him. The confused guy is into you today and next day he is not.

3. The Mummy’s Boy- You don’t need to ask why this is bad. This type of guy is so addicted to his mum that he doesn’t want to grow up. He gives her feedback on all that happens in the relationship. He even expects you to cook, act and maybe dress like her. He expects his mum to decide for him on how to handle issues in your relationship. You deserve someone that is grown up, not someone you have to nurture like a kid. This type of guy can’t actually do anything on his own.

4. The Perfect Liar Guy- Honesty is the foundation in which a relationship is built and sustained. Any relationship where a partner finds it easy to lie wouldn’t actually last. A guy that lies about little things is definitely going to lie about big things. Once you notice this trait at the early stage of the relationship, quit, because it is a big red flag. A woman feels secured when she is with an honest guy.

5. The No Ambition Kind of Guy- This guy is the lazy type who doesn’t have big dreams. He just wants to feed on you and make you a source of survival. This guy is never motivated. He is not ready to improve his life. He treats and handles you in same manner. This guy is not prepared for what the future holds for the relationship, he does things as it pleases him.

6. The All About Me Guy- This guy makes everything centred on him. He cares about himself alone, no regard for how you feel. The all about me kind of guy is always selfish. He wants all the attention on him alone without doing same. They want you to appreciate them with no mind of appreciating you.

7. The Quick to Anger Guy- This guy is actually toxic to you. A quick to anger guy picks up argument and he is easily provoked. It is risky to go on with this type of guy, especially when they start showing this trait at the early stage. Sure we would get mad and become furious, but when a person gets angry over all issues, you should just quit instead. A person that is quick to anger becomes violent after a while. So watch it before you get deep in the relationship.

The types of guys listed above are just few out of many. Before you get carried away by love, consider if you are able to cope with these type of guys.

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Homeboiy:
she's not the first to loose husband

endure madam

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The recent trend in pre-wedding pictures is amazing. Some are extremely cute and adorable, while some just make you laugh and wonder how real they are. Pre wedding shoots are honestly not a must. But if you feel it is a necessity, maybe it should be a bit less comical. lol.

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ZarZar:


I prefer the term "cutting nails" lol. Manicure for a guy sounds too metro-sexual for my liking. But I guess it's allowed

you are not expected to paint your nails though lol, manicure is for all.

ZarZar:
OK, true about traditional wear & a clean beard. IDK about maninured nails though. It just sounds girly. They must just be short & clean. Nothing more disgusting than seeing a guy with discoloured talons for nails.

Do you ever think of ways to turn your lady on? it is so simple.

Romance: who doesn't love romance? even if you are the saint or the church type, you still feel some type of way when your man shows romantic gestures towards you. Go on romantic dates, go to the beach, get her flowers, be spontaneous, make her breakfast in bed, send her text messages, say words that causes butterflies in her tummy. Ladies love guys that are romantic, no doubt.

Perfume: Oh you cannot under estimate the power of a good, strong scent. It takes any guy from 0-100 instantly! Ladies get turned on by a guy that smells soft and nice. Burberry, calvinKlein, Bvlgari and many more are those perfumes that drives ladies crazy.

Traditional Wear aka Trad: You know what they say about demons in trad? it is not just a saying but fact. Ladies feel great with guys in trad. Truth is you can't go wrong when you have a clean native attire. Anyway, girls like to see guys in any type of trad. Especially white, navy blue or black.

Credit cards: It is one thing to have an empty card and another thing to have a card fill with cash and all. Ladies love when their man is in control. They love to be treated like queens. Imagine going on a date with a girl and you are ready for the expenses. It gives you a boss feeling.

Manicured Nails: Yes men also do manicure. It makes the nails appealing to an extent. You look way better and more attractive to a lady if your nails are cut and clean. Having long nails is a huge no no for most ladies. For real why do you need long nails? keep them trim and clean.

Beards: How can this list end without including the beards? No way mehn. Have you not heard of beard gang? It is funny though as not all ladies are big fans of facial hair on their men. Well, majority of girls are team #beardgang but if you find out your woman doesn’t like it, then you both can reach an agreement that is best for you and her. But regardless, keep a clean cut always.

My name is sarah. i'm in my final year in university and even as appealing as i look, no man has ever approached me throughout my stay in the university. I got nominated on many occasions as the most beautiful girl in the school, still no toaster.

Although before University days. i was getting a lot of suitors whom i turned down because i needed to finish with my education. At first, i thought it was normal, not until after 4 years in the university. No boyfriend or even guy friend at all. I feel sad each time my female friends boast about how caring or kind their boyfriend is. I feel some funny sensational feelings so many times. There are times i just touch myself out of no choice. I hide under the blanket and do anything to please myself. I got addicted to downloading and watching porn. I bought intimacy gadgets online just to help myself and not go crazy, i got caught once but thank God it was not in school. There are times i dress seductively to lecture hall just to get attention of guys, but it doesn't work. The point is i can't go and meet guys myself, so instead, i just find comfort in pleasing myself. But i hate the act and i decided to stop.

So i decided to meet with my spiritual father. He told me my problem is from my father's house that i should question all my family members for answers. Please friends how do i go about this? Can they truly be responsible? wouldn't they say i;m too young to go visiting spiritualist? wouldn't they say i'm even too young to start feeling this way? how do i challenge them?

I met this guy, he is married and we have been friends for a while and he wants us to have sex. I pretty much like him but have been scared to yielding to his demand for sex.
Recently, i decided to give it a try and attempt to have sex with him. When the time came, he wanted to go in without protection and i stopped him straight away.

He was then asking why i stopped him and I told him i can't have unprotected sex cause its unhealthy and he tried convincing me, saying so many things like i am safe with him and that he would never try to hurt me. I however didn't give in, then I told him we are nit even sure of our status, so we parted ways that day and he got mad at me.

Is it not strange for a guy to want to have unprotected sex with a young girl who is not his wife and even go to the length of begging for it.
Well he is a great guy, he is nice to me and believe me, whenever we make love, i';m always blown away like i want more of him each time. I had to go after him later to beg for the sex either protected or not. it's just gonna be for a day.

I just had unprotected sex with this guy, it was the best ever. we were both free and happy. He confessed his love to me and at the moment, i'm the happiest lady at the moment. i feel good, but i'm scared to tell anyone what i just did. i'm even scared to go check my status.

The suspect said that he and his uncle had been locked in a protracted land dispute. According to him, on March 4, 2017 at 8 p.m. he, Ekemezie alias Bakassi and a father of two, left his house in Ukpata community and headed to his uncle’s place, Pa Odoh place. .

On getting to the place, I woke my uncle up and tied his mouth with cloth to avoid him shouting, while I whisked him quietly that evening to Iyimkpafu/Ofiakputu forest in our community.

I tied him on the tree with rope and left him till March 8, 2017. When I discovered after five days that he was dead, I buried him in a shallow grave,’’ Amaraizu quoted the suspect as confessing to the police investigation team.
The suspect led police operatives to the grave, where the decomposed corpse of late Pa Odoh was recovered on 4 April 2017.

Man blames the devil after killing his uncle by tying him to a tree till he died of hunger

The Enugu State Police Command, on Wednesday, announced the arrest of a man, Daniel Ekemezie, for allegedly killing his uncle, Pa Patrick Odoh, 83, over land dispute.

The command’s spokesman, Mr Ebere Amaraizu who disclosed this in a statement, added that the suspect blamed the devil for his action. Amaraizu said that the killing happened at Ukpata community in Uzo-Uwani LGA of the state. .

The suspect said that he and his uncle had been locked in a protracted land dispute. According to him, on March 4, 2017

exactly what i was gonna say. I studied microbiology, graduated with a good grade, but i'm not even doing anything close to microbiology and i still feel great. The economy does not really support mcb, except you go outside Nigeria or better still wait till Microbiology becomes significant in Nigeria.
Get skilled instead amd make cool cash.

Amarabae:
Be flexible pls, Nigeria don't have that field for microbiology.
Diversify, try your hand in technology field, creative business and Enterpreneurship, service based enterprise etc
so go and get some of these skills, it pays.

Bobrisky fan fiercely defends him as she compares him to micheal Jackson, she said "You can't say you love Michael Jackson and hate Bobrisky, at the same time, so leave the slave mentality and stop being "hypocritical".

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MrBrownJay1:


MISTAKE #1
This is when you should have sat that child down and making her understand that what she was doing was WRONG. The fact that you let it happen, and just watch, is strange (to say the least).



MISTAKE #2
The issue is getting more frequent while you still don't think something DRASTIC need to be done here.



BIG MISTAKE #3
So you saw nothing wrong with her being sexually suggestive towards you, climbing in bed with you and dry Bleep your mad self?!



MISTAKE #4
Being alone around this demon child, and not beating sense into her, any time she steps her boundaries. A simple video can show your wife what is happening



FINAL MISTAKE
Letting her climb on top of you, while being aroused.... MORE THAN ONCE, clearly shows you enjoy this madness, and must have some pedo tendencies. I suggest you get mental help.

BTW how is sending her away gonna solve the issue of her sexual nature?! I guess you want some stranger to gladly abuse that poor child, in boarding school?!

it is real.

Drdreyy:


This write-up doesn't look real to me, but let me assume it's real....

my advice :- taking her to a boarding school won't solve the problem, in fact it can aggravate it, the best option is for you to get her circumcised. she has little to NO control over it for now, as its a result of raging hormones, although it's quite unusual in females.

Although female circumcision has been heavily criticized, but giving her either type I or II is still medically safe. type IV will kill her sexual appetite completely but also make intercourse painful for her and her husband will never enjoy her, it also leads to complications during child birth. but as I have said earlier, try type I or II.

You wouldn't believe when you hear a 10 yrs old girl is pregnant, my dear life is evolving real fast.

ThatGuy1929:
Masturbating at 6 years old? I don't believe this story.

it's a true story, thanks for the advise, noted.

MykOnyxo:
I feel like giving you advice but ...

1. It has not happened to me before
2. I don't have a step daughter
3. I don't know if this story is true

but if given you my own piece of advice will help me to enter paradise, I will just say next time she tries the S-H-I-T with you, give her the beating of her life. Hope you know that kind beating that reset destiny, like those ones that will make civilian behave for where soldier dey? na that kind one I dey talk.. for her life, she go dey sexually inactive whenever she is with you ni.. what episcopal rrubbish is that