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TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Cee-c Threatens To Go Naked If Landlord Throw Her Belongings Out by panco: 10:55am On Apr 23, 2018
who cares?
Naijaslog:
One of the housemates in the just concluded Big Brother Naija 2018, Cee-c has threatened to go naked and lay curse on her landlord if he dares touch her belongings.

Cee-c, who emerged first runner-up in the overall game, told her former housemate, Nina, shortly before the live show on Sunday that her house rent had expired since March and she had a feeling that the landlord had thrown out her properties.

She said, “Wait, what if my landlord decides to throw out my loads? I have this feeling that my loads are under the rain because my house rent expired since March.”

“If my landlord dare tries that, I will go naked and swear for him. He better doesn’t do that because I will show my other side,” she threatened while making arrangement for final departure.

Source: https://www.naijaslog.com/2018/04/bbnaija-cee-c-threatens-to-go-naked-if.html
Crime / Re: HIV Positive Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Rivers State (Photos) by panco: 8:42pm On Sep 10, 2017
Evaberry:
....

This one is foolish.


When all the benue state boys and girls havent killed themselves.


Although there's nothing sweeter than fvcking without a condom sha
u are a wasted sperm ok
Phones / Re: The Bitter Experience Of Gionee by panco: 5:44pm On Sep 09, 2017
joehis2013:
It's the same in ikeja computer village, their services are extremely poor and their staff are so unprofessional.
I experience it too, u could imagine getting to their office by 8am just to buy charger only for u to be told "we open by 9am go and come back" so annoying ehn. Very poor care guide.
Politics / Re: Flood: Pray For People In Makurdi, Benue State (Photos) by panco: 8:01am On Sep 01, 2017
leofab:
Who cursed this state
Na ur mum

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Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by panco: 9:49pm On Aug 23, 2017
alexialin:




I like him cause of his sense of responsibility

Have not thought about love with him, cos am in the school of thought that one shouldn't date neighbors, cos we dont know if it will end in marriage or breakup as usual.
Thats one.. So inlove? Nope am not but I like him.. Hes a good responsible guy.

Sighs but my fear is ikorodu
With the killings going on there and the terrible traffic to and fro to my buisness, I can't risk both at all

First my biz? It took me 11years to keep it running, stable and successful. If am going to relocate my biz, not anywhere near ikorodu at all!

I can't afford to loose my company for anything in the whole world and I can't afford to move my biz to a location where it wil not prosper.
And ikorodu is too fetish for my liking sad
With oro festivalsa and all

Then thieves abeg.

Where I live is very secured and safe

Am very paranoid about safety.
Due to past experience. Sighs

And on the second hand, I would love to start a family but not at the detriment of my peace of mind.
sad

I just taya.

security is of God not by your understanding
Romance / Re: Am I Too Choosy? by panco: 9:47pm On Aug 23, 2017
alexialin:

Security is of God not u



I like him cause of his sense of responsibility

Have not thought about love with him, cos am in the school of thought that one shouldn't date neighbors, cos we dont know if it will end in marriage or breakup as usual.
Thats one.. So inlove? Nope am not but I like him.. Hes a good responsible guy.

Sighs but my fear is ikorodu
With the killings going on there and the terrible traffic to and fro to my buisness, I can't risk both at all

First my biz? It took me 11years to keep it running, stable and successful. If am going to relocate my biz, not anywhere near ikorodu at all!

I can't afford to loose my company for anything in the whole world and I can't afford to move my biz to a location where it wil not prosper.
And ikorodu is too fetish for my liking sad
With oro festivalsa and all

Then thieves abeg.

Where I live is very secured and safe

Am very paranoid about safety.
Due to past experience. Sighs

And on the second hand, I would love to start a family but not at the detriment of my peace of mind.
sad

I just taya.

Romance / Re: Trending Picture Of A Future Slay Queen On Facebook. by panco: 10:31pm On Aug 05, 2017
Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode Aka "Toyo Baby" Finally Opens Up On Beef With Funke Akindele by panco: 7:03pm On Jun 22, 2017
ChuzzyBlog:
The removal of Juliana Olayode popularly know as Toyo Baby from Funke Akindele's Jenifa series, raised so many eyebrows and different people suggested different things all geared towards the duo having a misunderstanding!

The both parties have remained coy on this matter until today, Juliana decided to break the ice in what she captioned "The Relationship Between Jenifa And Toyo Baby Uncensored".

Read the post below:

[b]​Thank you for choosing to read this post. It hurts when people spread lies about you and you cannot do anything to defend yourself. But thank God for a platform like this. I would be saying a lot of things; it would be a long read but I promise you would enjoy reading.

I would be stating in clear terms the relationship I had with Aunty Funke. I used ‘had’ and would be talking in past tense because like you know, I am presently not on the Jenifa’s Diary series. And guess what? The news just broke lately, but I have been off the series since May,2016 (last year); it’s been over a year already.

My post would be in two parts; who Aunty Funke was to me (Juliana), and then, who I was to her. These are things only few people know but I am ready to let the world know.

Yes! I will start with her. Why? She’s an amazing person and I can’t wait for you to know how lovely she is on a one-on-one basis. We all have our flaws but we choose rather to celebrate our strengths. Here goes!

Aunty Funke to Juliana!

COACH

Aunty Funke met me for the first time at the auditions of Jenifa’s Diary (she did not know me prior to that day). She saw my talent and believed in me. I worked with her for years; she trained me and helped me in becoming a better actress. She would not take anything short of excellence from her cast. I honestly have not seen anyone in Nollywood more hard working than Aunty Funke. And she made it a duty to correct me and coach me on being better.

BENEFACTOR

Aunty Funke helped pay my mum’s hospital bill for a fibroid surgery, two hundred and fifty thousand naira (N250,000), because I had no money at that time. She also gave to the ministry dear to my heart, MINE Teenage Ministry when we were preparing for an event, one hundred thousand naira (N100,000) and my pastor called to appreciate her. So apart from my pay as an actress on the series (which I won’t mention), that’s all I received from her money-wise, asides from change she gave me for transport when leaving set because as at then, I used to jump bus, ‘keke’ and bike to and fro set up until I left the series…lol. But in all, God used her to meet that major need in my life at that time.

BIG SISTER AND ADVISER

I fondly remember the times Aunty Funke would call me to her room while I was staying in her house (during set), and talk to me. She would take her time to advise me and encourage me as regards life in general. One particular day I treasure was the day she came to the room I stayed and told me, in a mother’s tone that I was beautiful and she warned me sternly never to bleach. I smile whenever I remember that. God bless her kind heart!p

CHEERLEADER AND ENCOURAGER

Aunty Funke never ceased to celebrate me. Knowing how excellent she is at what she does (acting), I was shocked, elated and excited all at once the day she told me I was a good actress. She told me I would be great and celebrated. She saw years ago what is happening today. I am thankful for her words.

Juliana to Aunty Funke!

UNOFFICIAL PA

I was privileged to be the one holding Aunty Funke’s bag while on set. I ‘kept’ the money we spent on day-to-day running and was required to balance account afterwards. I don’t like Mathematics, so that was a lot of work…lol. Money was never unaccounted for in my keep. I ran errands for Aunty Funke and made sure all that was needed was supplied.

UNOFFICIAL ASSISTANT MAKE-UP ARTIST

On set, on some occasions, when I was not acting, I was fanning and dabbing the faces of other actresses (including extras). So, this is for those that have accused me of being proud. Please ask those I fanned and dabbed while preparing to go on set later. On some occasions, I also did my own makeup and that of some other cast. All I wanted to do was SERVE; I wanted every set to be a success.

UNOFFICIAL ASSISTANT CATERER

On set, there were different occasions I served cast and crew (plus extras) food and water. At some points, I joined in washing plates when the plates were not enough to go round. And times I was not acting, and I saw the ‘Mamas’ needed help, I joined them in washing plates. They are alive to bear witness.

UNOFFICIAL ASSISTANT COSTUMIER

I hardly forget things I memorised, so I knew the continuity of major characters on the set. Aunty Funke used to ask Costumiers to confirm costumes with me. On some occasions.I had to go to set earlier than others and leave later than others to sort out costumes, including wigs and other accessories. I looked forward to doing it and never once complained

UNOFFICIAL ASSISTANT DRIVER

I could not drive while on Jenifa’s Diary set, and I still cannot…lol but I woke up early on different occasions to wash Aunty Funke’s car. The times I didn’t wash, I dusted the car. She is a neat person, so I made sure the inside of the car and the boot were tidy and clean. For me, it was pleasure serving Aunty Funke.

UNOFFICIAL CLEANER

I lived with Aunty Funke while set was on, so I counted it my duty to clean the house. She lived in a duplex at Chevron at that time, so I cleaned the entire house. Sweeping and moping from room to room. Scrubbing bathroom after bathroom. I arranged wardrobe after wardrobe, laid one bed after another. You would not know any of these if I am not saying this. I did all this with joy. She was special to me and you serve those you love.

UNOFFICIAL WASHER WOMAN

Aunty Funke is neat and very tidy and she does professional drycleaning. But there were times she needed a dress washed urgently and I helped her wash. Please don’t accuse me of being proud or rude to Aunty Funke again. I SERVED her WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

UNOFFICIAL COOK

Some of my fond memories with Aunty Funke are the times I cooked for Aunty Funke. I enjoyed cooking for her. I followed someone who lived with her then (name withheld) to market on different occasions to buy things we used to cook. Please note, I had a home of my own. I stayed with Aunty Funke only when we were shooting except times she specifically asked me to come over.

UNOFFICIAL MASSUER

I learnt how to massage with Aunty Funke; I learnt on the job…lol. I knew she was usually tired when we got back so it was my pleasure to relieve her; she sometimes slept off while I massaged her. There was a day we were on location and we did not take the oil. Someone offered oil but as I held it, my spirit was not at peace. So, I bowed my head and prayed over the oil. I did not know Aunty Funke was watching me. When I opened my eyes, she asked what I did and I told her. Her response was “O se oko mi”, translated, “thank you my dear”.

PRAYER PARTNER

There were different times Aunty Funke called me to pray on location, and sometimes at home. There was a time I gave her a Word of Knowledge. I had a dream once, I told her, and it happened the next day. I fasted and prayed with Aunty Funke and her sister. She called me to pray with her at midnight at some points. She knew from the onset that I was a Christian and that I was committed to prayer. There were different times we both prayed and asked God to give us sponsors. So, for those that have accused me of being “holier-than-thou”, that is the real me o! Everybody on every set I have gone, including Jenifa’s Diary, know I am unapologetically sold out to Jesus. I am not ‘deceiving’ anybody. That is my ‘real face’…lol

SCRIPT ADVISER

I had the pleasure of sitting and gisting with Aunty Funke at different points, whether at home or in the car. We would talk about the script. She sometimes had inspirations in the car and she would ask me to write it down so she doesn’t forget, and she would ask my opinion. I treasure those moments. Interestingly,there was a day we were talking at the house and her husband was there. I talked about loving High School movies and Musicals. I said I wondered why we didn’t have such in Nigeria. Then, we all started talking. JJC Skills even ‘drafted’ me into it already but we were just talking lightly. It is my joy that “INDUSTREET” is a reality today!

Let me stop here! So, with these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you that you shouldn’t believe everything you read until you hear from the source.

Your question now is, what happened? Hmmm! We had a misunderstanding and I cannot disclose what happened without Aunty Funke’s permission. But if you read all I said in the post, you would gather that we were quite close. And when two people get that close, misunderstandings are bound to occur.

All I have said, you can confirm. 100% truth and UNCENSORED!!!

So, it is God, who saw my faithfulness and commitment, Who is rewarding me and announcing me to the world. Dear aspiring celeb, please SERVE and not seek to be served.

Much love!

Juliana Olayode.[/b]

SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2017/06/funke-akindele-and-toyo-baby-beef-read.html
Juli u will ever remain great , God will surely keep to achieve all wishes in this life. Love u
Romance / Re: Sex Workers Take Over Lagos Council Secretariat For Short Time Sex by panco: 7:13pm On Jun 21, 2017
Cleopatra4:

And u believe this trash..
That story doesn't make any sense tho...
go to Benin by pass and witness it by urself
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Onitsha Mall (Photos) by panco: 3:33pm On Jun 11, 2017
sexybbstar:


U will see
your back yard make sense o
Crime / Re: Horror: See The Man Who Gave A Little Girl Drugs Before Forcing Her To Have S*x by panco: 4:23pm On Jun 10, 2017
[quote author=stephleena post=57387049]
lol...I just flew,through the window..[/quote evil days
Events / Re: Nigerian Lady's 20th Birthday Photoshoot Sparks Online Controversy by panco: 7:48pm On Jun 03, 2017
toba400:
Hours ago, this celebrant's brthday photo shoot was uploaded on Instagram by a dear friend and instead of receiving birthday wishes, Nigerian online users chose to mock her for lying about her age.


See reactions below:


Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/06/03/nigeria-young-ladys-20th-birthday-photoshoot-sparks-online-controversy/

the way these girls the Bleep these days shall. They can turn to old mama at 15 because of too much sex
Politics / Re: ICPC Recovers 165 Rounds Of Ammunition, Dangerous Weapons From Sanusi’s House by panco: 2:51pm On Mar 14, 2017
their family name now is APC
Angelb4:
Make somebody just mention PDP for 2019. I swear I go fight am. Those guys should just change name.
Politics / Re: PDP Died Day Obasanjo Publicly Tore His Membership Card – Perry Opara by panco: 4:27pm On Feb 16, 2017
DONSMITH123:
The self-acclaimed Chairman of the mega party, National Unity Party, NUP, Perry Opara, has declared that the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, died the day former President, Olusegun Obasanjo personally supervised the tearing of his membership card of the party.

Opara made the remark yesterday while disagreeing with the immediate past President, Goodluck Jonathan’s recent claim that PDP remains the biggest and strongest party in Nigeria.

He noted that the incorrigible nature of Jonathan led to the loss of the former ruling party in the 2015 Presidential election.

The mega party Chairman observed that any attempt by the former President to revive the party would further divide it because his intervention was coming too late.

“I totally disagree with former President, Jonathan. In the first place, he caused PDP’s defeat in 2015. He should not have contested in 2015. He should have allowed Dr. Tafawa Balewa and others to compete with him in the 2015 PDP presidential primary. Jonathan is a good man but not a courageous leader. Courageous leaders strengthen institutions to make them strong. Weak leaders don’t make institutions strong.

“PDP is gone and gone forever. PDP died the day Obasanjo tore his membership card. Jonathan woke up from his political slumber very late in the day. When he lost election in April 2015, leaders of PDP went to him severally to reorganise the party but he could not do that until he left office. Even after leaving office he could not do anything for PDP; he ran away.


“Two years after, he has realised his mistakes to reorganise PDP when things have gone bad. No way! It is late. His entry into PDP now will create the 3rd faction in the party. He should step back and enjoy his retirement. The soul of PDP has left and will never come back,” he told leadership.

Alleging that Jonathan campaigned with money and left substance behind, Opara stressed that the former President was not in charge of his Jonathan, 2015 Presidential campaign.

“You don’t change a winning team. His structures in the party were dismantled before the 2015 reelection bid. Yet, he couldn’t do anything.

“He was not in charge. Instead of campaigning on issues, they campaigned with money and left the substance. He resorted to campaign of calumny against Buhari. How do you convince Nigerians that such a corrupt group should come back in 2019. Never; forget it,” he added.


http://dailypost.ng/2017/02/16/pdp-died-day-obasanjo-publicly-tore-membership-card-perry-opara/
better say PDP even died before obasanjo,During obasanjo self was rigged and Win .
NYSC / Re: Two Corpers Die In Accident On Taraba-Benue Road (Graphic Photos) by panco: 8:49am On Feb 16, 2017
Yarnvibes:
Two members of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) lost their lives along the Taraba Benue road as they returned back home from Taraba State.

The corp members who were part of the 2016 Batch B Stream 2 of the NYSC scheme lost their lives while returning home from the 21 days orientation camp in Taraba State. The unfortunate incident also saw other passengers of the vehicle sustain injuries. The bus was conveying mostly youth corps members from Taraba to Benue state before it crashed.

A source who spoke exclusively with kikiotolu revealed that one of the victims name is Becky and was a member of the number 9 Platoon of the 2016 Batch B Stream 2 Taraba state. She was returning back home just like every other youth corps member but met her end on the road.

So sad. RIP to the dead God have mercy on your children. the number of corpers that died this year hmmmmmm.

http://www.kikiotolu.com/2017/02/two-corp-member-dead-others-injured-in.html

Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode: "Being A Virgin Doesn't Make Me Old School" by panco: 8:55pm On Dec 23, 2016
i stand with u
TunezMediaBlog:
Fast rising nollywood actress, Juliana Olayode aka “Toyo Baby” opened up about her career and role in popular TV series Jenifa’s Diaries and sexual purity in the latest issue of gemWOMAN Magazine.

Toyo revealed that being a virgin doesn't make her old school and will be willing to talk and defend herself openly.

Juliana says she doesn't just act the part of sexual purity but in reality she actually is a virgin

She says, “I am a strong advocate of sexual purity! It goes beyond the screen for me, that is who I am in reality.

“Being a virgin is not ‘old school’, it’s actually trending and if sex, pornography, nudity, homosexuality and the likes can be discussed freely without apologies, why then should we be quiet about virginity and sexual purity?”

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/12/nollywood-actress-toyo-baby-explains.html


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Investment / Re: "MMM Participant Slumps, Dies In Bank" - New Telegraph by panco: 10:30am On Dec 15, 2016
fake news everywhere. whoever rushes to the bank MUST NOT be MMM participant because they all know where to channel there complaint
dipoolowoo:
At least one person was feared dead while several others were wounded in a stampede at various banks in Warri, Delta State, after the promoters of the popular Mavrodi Mundial Moneybox (MMM) suspended the accounts of about 3.3 million Nigerian participants.

It was learnt that the participants in the Ponzi scheme, who heard about the announcement yesterday, rushed to their banks to verify. Investigation shows that in one of the busiest banks in Warri metropolis, an elderly man, who was expected to cash N1.5 million slumped and died when he could not cash the money.

Two other persons, who slumped in the same manner, were quickly revived by sympathisers. Scores of others sustained serious injuries as they rushed to get their hard earn money.

Bank officials refused to speak on the issue. Meanwhile, bandits were cashing in on the confusion and rowdy situation to extort money and rob customers who have continued to besiege banks.

http://www.businesspost.ng/2016/12/15/mmm-participant-slumps-dies-bank/
Crime / Re: Man Kills His Biological Mother In Otukpo, Benue State by panco: 7:37pm On Nov 21, 2016
[quote author=HegenIkomkeh post=51242990][/quote]u lack parental training OK? Say yes sir
Crime / Re: Man Kills His Biological Mother In Otukpo, Benue State by panco: 7:34pm On Nov 21, 2016
bayelsa1son:
benue with strange stories... hiv na dem, fulani herdsmen attack na dem, jungle justice na dem put am for head....very useless state
Crime / Re: Man Kills His Biological Mother In Otukpo, Benue State by panco: 7:29pm On Nov 21, 2016
bayelsa1son:
benue with strange stories... hiv na dem, fulani herdsmen attack na dem, jungle justice na dem put am for head....very useless state
receive sense young man. U are from which village?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Lagos Security Man Picks Lost Wallet With Cash & 8 ATM Cards, Gave It Owner by panco: 1:20pm On Nov 21, 2016
for ur mind u thought they wan impressed u abi? u funny o.
dangotesmummy:
Maybe the money wey dey inside no BE better money. Maybe like 50 naira 30naira dey inside undecided

If he see better dollars or eye popping naira HE go return am? undecided

I'm not impressed
Nairaland / General / Re: Lagos Security Man Picks Lost Wallet With Cash & 8 ATM Cards, Gave It Owner by panco: 1:15pm On Nov 21, 2016
for ur mind they wan impressed u abi?
dangotesmummy:
Maybe the money wey dey inside no BE better money. Maybe like 50 naira 30naira dey inside undecided

If he see better dollars or eye popping naira HE go return am? undecided

I'm not impressed
Car Talk / Re: Any Policeman Checking Vehicle Particulars Is On Illegal Duty – AIG by panco: 9:31pm On Oct 19, 2016
See some wicked ones on Benin Xpress road

Crime / Re: Man Rapes 8-year-old Girl To Coma In Otukpo, Benue State (PHOTO) by panco: 9:51pm On Sep 21, 2016
princeofpeace22:
sad shocked
Idoma and tiv tribe are possessed with pvssy spirit and is generational inheritance



He should face death by hanging
receive sense ok
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Fighters Killed In Yobe By Military - Graphic Photos by panco: 9:29am On Sep 15, 2016
Kudos to NA.
Crime / Re: Kidnappers In Enugu Who Received N5Million On 85-Year-Old Woman Arrested by panco: 4:48pm On Aug 07, 2016
Confirmed tango yanki

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers In Enugu Who Received N5Million On 85-Year-Old Woman Arrested by panco: 4:37pm On Aug 07, 2016
grayht:
Shiiiiiiiishiiishiiiiiiii
This is November, Foxtrot, 247, Charlie, Kilo, Moskow - requesting permission from
NCAN YELOBAR NAIRALAND CHAPTER to confirm the suspect names, tribes & location - over?
confirmed tnx u
Education / Re: Help Me To Congratulate My Brother For His Waec by panco: 11:08pm On Aug 06, 2016
Good beginning, congratulations to ur bros

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