₦airaland Forum

fabulurs: Thank God that u were even paid some token by IMO STATE unlike ONDO STATE that ‎​ℓ̊s yet to pay the said STATE ALAWI to corpers that served in PUBLIC SCHOOLS. As I speak now, ONDO STATE government are still owning up 4 batches now.

I think I should be thankful to God. I regret posting this topic sincerely! God forgive me

Nudob: lol

Thanks for commenting joor. No mind those obi akpo ppl wey no want make I make frontpage! Bad belle. Them go just view, laf without commenting.

Abagworo: Most States pay roughly 5000 Naira depending on where you work while some States do not pay at all. Youth Service is more or less a sacrifice and not where to make money. The OP and whoever put this in front page just did it to generate expected remarks and definitely knows that States are not meant to pay corpers.

Petroitic naijarian! I haff see you!

joelenesleek: Alert from Federal govt-
CR- Alert Acct: 6012225701, Amt: 19,800.00, Desc:SEPT 2013 ALLOWANCE BO NYSC Bottom AVE, Date: 09/10/2013, Aval Bal: 68657.00

Alert from Imo State-
CR- Alert Acct: 6012225701, Amt: 10000.00, Desc: STATE ALLOWANCE BO NYSC Bottom AVE, Date: 09/10/2013, Aval Bal: 30657.00
Hmmmm, @ Op with this Aval Bal you can buy me a Techno android make I folo ansa Androidian and also a short indian hair. Thanks as you comply.


I promise to comment once I get my Bbm on the Tecno and fix d indian hair. Love you scarra.

Pls am married. (But concubines are welcomed)
But I swear am interested. I wil treat u like a queen, buy u diamond ring. Infact I love u pass my mother!

berem: So its because of one month arrears of allowance that made the poster to open this thread? He also had to display his account details to score a point? Rivers state is even worse. My cousin served in Rivers last year and they weren't paid until the passed out. It has been a trend in rivers state not to pay their corpers until they pass out. How they survived throughout the year is by God's grace. Only one month and the op is making noise. Abeg make I hear word! I also served in 2005 and was owed allowance for 4 months, I no come open thread for nairaland. At the end I was still paid before I passed out.

Read my post again and may God give u understanding, insight and revelation to understand the content of the post

turkish: Alert from Federal govt-
CR- Alert Acct: 6012225701, Amt: 19,800.00, Desc:SEPT 2013 ALLOWANCE BO NYSC Bottom AVE, Date: 09/10/2013, Aval Bal: 68657.00

Alert from Imo State-
CR- Alert Acct: 6012225701, Amt: 10000.00, Desc: STATE ALLOWANCE BO NYSC Bottom AVE, Date: 09/10/2013, Aval Bal: 30657.00

OP:- Since you feel like sharing your account balance with us, can you kindly explain how this variance in account balance came to be? Did you allow the first fund settle before drawing down beyond initial level?

No allow owerre gehs finish your money oooo.

I know dem hos first hand and be rest assured those bitc.ches can suck a mean co.ck! along with half your networth.


Ala Owerre the Mo'ther land!

Hahahahahahahahh lolzzzz. Man u dey vex o

oche_ejemb: Won't you at least observe some chill first? You haven't even patiently waited for an extra month before branding the man as a liar, because a BANK sent you an alert with a different remark.

I did not insult my Governor neither did I call him a liar. I just put down what I observed (he tricked us)

I made front page! Thanks to Okorocha! If he had paid us I wouldn't have made frontpage. Indeed every disappointment is a blessing.........oga seun where is my gold medal? Smh

The news everywhere is that the Imo State Government pay 10,000naira monthly allowance to Imo State Corps Members but how true is that?

I serve in Imo State and I cannot deny the fact that sometime last month I received 10,000naira credit alert from the treasury of the State Government.

But something is not right here. More than 70percent of Imo corps members did not receive this allowance and the news we heard later on was that the money was paid to only corpers posted to state govt parastatals.

But what baffles us all is the text message from the bank (credit alert content) observe something below:

Alert from Federal govt-
CR- Alert Acct: 6012225701, Amt: 19,800.00, Desc:SEPT 2013 ALLOWANCE BO NYSC ASS AVE, Date: 09/10/2013, Aval Bal: 68657.00

Alert from Imo State-
CR- Alert Acct: 6012225701, Amt: 10000.00, Desc: STATE ALLOWANCE BO NYSC ASS AVE, Date: 09/10/2013, Aval Bal: 30657.00

Observe above that the federal govt specified that its september allowance but the state govt did not specify the particular month. This is a trick because since then they have not paid us again o!

As a matter of fact in a whole year, we just received the money from state government once! Yet our amiable, good, honest governor parades the whole nation with the good news that he pays us 10k every month! What do you call that? Politics? Trick? Smart move? Whatever? I don vex.

1. Thank God for a brown
new day!

2. My god is upsome!

3. Why are people so weekend?
(coz they are Friday)

4. Not all dat glitters are
goats! (goatn't it!!??)

5. Majority carries the volt
(volt ko!? transformer ni?)

6. May your name be
highly exhausted!

7. My waste is paining me!

8. Thank God for spearing
my life (with arrow abi with dagger?)

9. What is strong with
you? (strong kor.. decoder ni)

10. Lord! you are the killer
dat holds my life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!! )

11. Pls, how much is your age?
(na 22naira o!)

12. Look to the window,
the principal just passed away
(na you kill am abi?)

13. I am not priding pls

14. Lord let your wheel be done...(God'
wheelbarrow spoil b4?)

15: pls is this thing genew?

16: my sister have two daughters and they are all girls
(No before one go be boy?)

17: Boy:wat av u bin doin since u woke up
Girl:house choice

18: Principal: are you the new english teacher
Girl: yes I are

If you have come across some pls kindly post it. Lwkmd4h

Hehhehehehe

Aki na ukwa
Grace to grass
Troy
Gladiator
Big momma
Pirates of the carribean (jack sparrow)
Salt
Desperate house wives

And many more.....nigeria tried o. *covers my eyes with my hand*

italo: The Catholic Church teaches that it is a sin.

pls can u site their argument?

Surrogacy is an arrangement in which a woman carries and delivers a child for another couple or person. The surrogate may be the child's genetic mother (called traditional surrogacy), or she may be genetically unrelated to the child (called gestational surrogacy). In a traditional surrogacy, the child may be conceived via home artificial insemination using fresh or frozen sperm or impregnated via IUI (intrauterine insemination), or ICI (intracervical insemination) performed at a health clinic. A gestational surrogacy requires the transfer of a previously created embryo, and for this reason the process always takes place in a clinical setting.

The intended parent or parents, sometimes called the social parents, may arrange a surrogate pregnancy because of female infertility, other medical issues which make pregnancy or delivery impossible, risky or otherwise undesirable, or because the intended parent or parents are male. The sperm or eggs may be provided by the 'commissioning' parents, but donor sperm, eggs and embryos may also be used. Although the idea of vanity surrogacy is a common trope in popular culture and anti-surrogacy arguments,[1] there is little or no data showing that women choose surrogacy for reasons of aesthetics or convenience.[2]

Monetary compensation may or may not be involved in surrogacy arrangements. If the surrogate receives compensation beyond the reimbursement of medical and other reasonable expenses, the arrangement is called commercial surrogacy; otherwise, it is often referred to as altruistic surrogacy.[3] The legality and costs of surrogacy vary widely between jurisdictions, which results in high rates of international and interstate surrogacy activity.

In view of this, I consulted three pastor and this is what I got

Pastor1:
"First of all, you should know that artificial insemination is a sin. It is sin because it opposes God's ordained process of child delivery. If the woman is barren, she should go to God. And you know that some women in their bid to keep shape hire serrogates to give them babies. So I emphatically condemn serrogation"

Pastor2:
"Do u know that this issue is complicated. But an open minded believer that understands God will not count serrogacy as sin. Only by se*x is it sin. The reason being because God said we should not commit adultery and He gave no exception. So as long as it is by artificial insemination, its not a sin. Except if the couple have hidden agenda se*x is sin but artificial insemination is not"

Pastor3
"Am looking at the child that is being given away. Its like selln your child to a couple in d name of doing dem a favor. Your God given child. And there have been a lot of court cases where the original mother of the child comes back in the future to claim the child. So for me, its a two way thing. Its a sin, and on the other hand, its not a sin"

Who is right amongst these three men?

If you have a different view, pls share.

Abalicheku......representing ihitte uboma, imo state

Thanks@ op...this post really got me smilling. Flashed back!

I fought my gf and we quarrelled because of this fruit!

I never knew it had an english name. I will teach my kids! Hehehehe

Charles545: OP: ASUU NOT ASUN..

The op knows what he meant. Academic Staff Union of Non-entities

Nigerian striking university lecturers, after their various meeting on their campuses, Monday, to discuss President Goodluck Jonathan's offer to end their more than four months old strike were dividedagainst themselves.

According to the operating guidelines of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), the local chapters are expected to vote on whether they agreed with the proposal and that the strike should end or whether they disapproved and the strike should continue.

Decisions reached on the various campuses are to be taken to Wednesday's National Executive Council (NEC) meeting, which will take a decision after aggregating the opinions.

Their various opinions were divided yesterday, although many ASUU chapters failed to disclose their decisions.

The University of Lagos (UNILAG), Lagos State University (LASU), University of Calabar (UNICAL), Usman Dan Fodio University, Sokoto, Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA), Federal University of Technology Minna and Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH), Ogbomoso chapters voted that the strike should end. Some of them, however, gave conditions.

The University of Jos (UNIJOS), the University of Benin (UNIBEN) and the Nasarawa State University chapters voted that the strike should continue.

UNIJOS chapter chairman Dr. David Jankam said members did not see any substance in the dialogue with the Federal Government to warrant calling off the strike.

He said, "We have just rounded off our meeting. As a matter of fact, our members voted overwhelmingly for the continuation of the strike.

"I can also confirm to you that five of the eight universities that make up the Bauchi Zone of ASUU have also voted for continuation of the strike, and the general saying is that the government has not shown any commitment so far.

"We started the meeting by briefing our members on issues resolved with the Federal Government in the last meeting with the president of ASUU.

"But in responding to the briefing, our members observed that the main issues that led to the strike were not discussed at the Aso Rock meeting.

"As such, my members said President Jonathan is taking them for a ride by trying to divert attention from the core subjects of the strike."

Jankam went on: "I will now convey the resolve of our branch to our national president at the NEC meeting tomorrow."

Shedding light on how the meeting will decide the matter, he said: "If the majority of the chapters vote for its end, it will be called off, but if majority of chapters vote for continuation, so be it."

The congress of the Union at the Federal University of Technology (FUT), Minna was divided, with majority of the members supporting the suspension of the action. Others would want it suspended with some conditions met by the government.

The minority demanded that in calling off the action, the leadership of the union should insist that no member is victimised for his roles in the strike. They also insisted that government should indicate in the final agreement that the 2009 agreement was due for negotiation and the payment of the balance of their academic earned allowances.

As soon as Dr. Fatai Jimoh briefed the congress of the outcome of the meeting between President Jonathan and the union, the house was divided, with the majority of the members pushing for suspension.

The few dissenting voices argued that the union should not fall prey to the government's ploy. They cautioned that the union cannot take the government for its word, maintaining that if the union had to embark on a strike after series of correspondences and strike in 2011 that led to the signing of a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) in 2012 were not honoured.

But majority of the university teachers said the plight of the students and their parents should be considered.

After an exhaustive debate, the congress directed its chairman to convey to the National Executive Council meeting holding tomorrow at the Bayero University in Kano that the union could consider suspending the action, but insisted that the three conditions be met.

Chapter chairman Dr. Fatai Jimoh, who initially refused to divulge the outcome of the congress, later said: "I have the mandate to take the decision of the congress to NEC. But, if you insist to know, majority of our members called for the suspension of the strike but with the government fulfilling three conditions.

"Don't ask me the conditions, because we don't want it yet in the public domain. All I can tell you is that the strike is still on, until the NEC of the union decides otherwise."

The chapter chairman also refused to assess the impact of the action. He said: "As long as NEC has not suspended the action, it will be premature to assess the success or otherwise of the action. When the strike is called off, I'll give my candid assessment."

At Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida University, Lapai, ASUU chair Comrade Yahaya Badeggi said: "The congress at IBBU Lapai resolved that the strike continues until when the National Executive Council of the union decides otherwise. We know they are still negotiating. We shall abide by the decision of NEC."

On the gains of the action, Badeggi said: "I make bold to say that the action has produced some positive results. From the N100 billion released, our university got N450 million. This would not have been so but for the strike. I believe that at the end of the day, the university system will be better for it."

The following are the decisions at the various ASUU chapters on the strike.

?University of Benin (UNIBEN). Members unanimously voted for the strike to continue because the Federal Government's offer omitted some vital segments of the 2009 agreement;

?University of Lagos (UNILAG) teachers want suspension of strike, but will await further directive from the national body after meeting tomorrow in Kano;

?University of Calabar (UNICAL) lecturers voted for the suspension of the strike;

Nasarawa State University, Keffi. ASUU chair Dr. Theophilus Lagi, said: "I can assure you that all members present at the congress today wanted the strike to continue because the documents from the government failed to address the grey areas in contention. We believe there is nothing practicable in the government's offer, even with the N200 billion it promised to release. Before we can suspend the strike, all unpaid salaries of our colleagues must be paid and there must be solid assurance from the government that no member will be victimised after the strike is eventually suspended;

?Ahmadu Bello University (ABU). When the issue was put to vote, the majority of members wanted an end to the strike, with the agreement that the government must sign a binding document on how it will release the N1.2 trillion it promised to release. They promised to abide by the decision of the NEC in Kano;

?Delta State University (DELSU) members want suspension of the strike.

?Ekiti State University (EKSU) lecturers would not disclose the outcome of the congress until after the NEC meeting tomorrow;

?Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso (LAUTECH) - The ASUU local chairman said he would not disclose the outcome of the congress but a lecturer who attended the congress said members were okay with the offer of the government and wanted the strike to end;

?Lagos State University (LASU) chapter supports the strike suspension.

A source who is from ASUU-LASU executive, but pleaded not to be mentioned, said the chapter only gave certain conditions under which the strike should be suspended.

Source
http://www.ipaidabribenaija.com/mobile/news.php?id=67136

Lol God is everywhere

Lol

Because they are feelin sleepy

I dnt know

chineloSA: @ wife league with the children.

I have also heard of man who was paying $1200 per month on phone bill because of wife and kids

I dnt get it. Why? [/b]What's wife league with children[b]. ?

obyrich: PasD ask uncle how he would feel if his wifey puts a secret password on her phone? Any man or woman who passwords his phone is a suspect. However, I know someone who did that to prevent his children from stealing airtime from his phone. In that case, it is justifiable to lock the phone with a secret password if the wife is in league with the children in the game.

hahahhahahaha guess what? He says his wife is close to 60yrs so I should ask u why he should suspect anytin lwkmd.

chineloSA: Please help uncle join Nairaland, abeg. Make me talk to uncle

trust me on that! Hehehe kai

chineloSA: [/b]Tell him am waiting. I have my garri next to me[b]

I don die lwkmd4h

chineloSA: Tell your mom I said I love her.

Ask uncle, how am I selfish

mum is loving ya swag

Uncle is 63yrs old but he wanna join nairaland.com because of u. If I were u I will deactivate my account! U cnt imagine the number of ppl that are against u ryt here lol

rokiatu: LMAO dude you're funny.

wish you were here to hear comments. Infact uncle wanna join nairaland now so that he can [/b]blast[b] chinelo (the lady above)

chineloSA: [/b]As I said, when you give someone openness they eventually get bored and give you privacy. But if you hide, he wants to dig more.[b]

But its your marriage, do what works for you. But know it will eventually lead to problems, because surely there is a reason for you being uncomfortable and that is "secrets"!!!!!!

. Woman are somehow selfish, because if he can start being secretive to you, you will be the first one running to Nairaland asking, what you should do. Hope when he reciprocates, you won't mind. when he receives dodgy calls,sms's the rules of privacy wont be abandoned by you first.

hehehehe mum says you're a smart gyal. Good for daughter inlaw (bolded part)

But uncle says you're selfish (no offence)

rokiatu: I do support such concept, but then again, I would luv some privacy for myself.

my uncle with his friend are just hail u......

But sadly mum says you hav ske.leton in ur cupboard (she meant no offence o)

Ymodulus: I dont see anything wrong in a wife/girlfriend having access to her boyfriend/husby phone.

you have not really looked.

This is the cause of most divorce and break ups

rokiatu: No, no and no again.

Wullahi you did not give reason.


Is the no no and no both for married and unmarried?