tpia@:
for those who do not know the traditional outfits of their hometowns (what a pity),

this is the cultural attire:

O yes yσυ a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ right, bt yσυ a̲̅ηϑ I knws τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ tђεrε a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ classes of ppl...tђє high class, tђє middle class a̲̅ηϑ tђє low class.
Yσυ just showed us tђє HIGH CLASS attire...wђɑ̤̈̊t of tђє middle a̲̅ηϑ tђє low class.
Every1 must not be a red-capped chief to represent a culture!

STATE: Jigawa
PPA: GDSS, Birniwa, Birniwa LGA, Jigawa
BATCH: A
YEAR: 2010/2011
CAMP: College of Education, Gumel, Jigawa
CDS: NAVC(ICPC) at camp level
PLATOON: 5

Jigawa was too dry to encourage a new entrant...dry to core, bt I made tђє best out ♏y̶̲̥̅ stay tђεrε wen ♏y̶̲̥̅ redeployment moves failed. I enjoyed tђεrε, both tђє good a̲̅ηϑ tђє bad side. One feature of tђє state is extreme weathers. We suffered extreme heat, extreme cold a̲̅ηϑ sand storms...lol. I love ♏y̶̲̥̅ NYSC experience a̲̅ηϑ appreciate all I met then.

INNO18: Hello Nairalanders, I know this might sound and appear crazy but it's true.

A pre science student of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka (Mbaukwu Campus) shocked everybody yesterday Thursday 28/02/13 when he wore a wrapper to school.

The student who is in E2, earlier had a bet with some guys in his lecture hall that he could wear a wrapper to school and the guys promised to give him #20,000 if he did. Guess what? The dude took the risk but lo and behold, after he stepped into his hall, the gals who could not hide their amusement started shouting, yelling and chanting.

The noise eventually attracted the security officers to the Hall and the boy was fished out & planked with heavy logs of wood. These action nearly stirred a riot in the school, as students detested the brutality saying the guy had the right to wear anything he chooses.

The Guy ran away, while he was still being assaulted. But he became a kinda 'celebrity' overnight. See where BB's and Iphones dey flash this guy camera, I snapped him with my Nokia.

Wђy flogging tђє guy?? Even our Igbo native attire entails a man putting on wrapper. Must we kill all our cultures just because we a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ imitating tђє westerners? Even dos men τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ flogged τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ guy tie wrapper wen they a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ home after close of work. Not until we desist fяø̲̣m tђιƨ act of "making mountain out of a molehill" in tђιƨ country, things will neva cease to happen

Omo Alata: They probably robbed him of N5,000 and he's inflated it. So, will she pay the victim back his money or how does it work?

Yσυ see yøúř life?

lacasa: GEJ anϑ PDP, your plans have Failed anϑ will continue to fail.


God has brought the end of PDP terrorism anϑ misrule in Nigeria.

Unto 2015, sai APC!!!

Even a slowpoke knws τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ tђιƨ was planned a̲̅ηϑ masterminded by members of APC to draw unnecessary pity to tђє party. Afterall wats do yσυ expect wen CPC(including Buhari) a̲̅ηϑ ANPP(including Sherif) comes together to form a party, dats Anti-Progressives Coalition.

But wђɑ̤̈̊t I believe τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ is still a mystery τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ will be uncovered very soon is if u "Lacasa" are tђє tool used to carry out tђιƨ ungodly act, bt I pray yσυ weren't involved cos if yσυ do...take a look behind cos sum1 is standing right tђεrε, yσυ knw who? NEMESIS!

[quote author=Monimatic]MAIDUGURI, Nigeria (AP) — Witnesses say several bombs have exploded in a northeastern Nigeria city which is hosting a meeting of opposition political parties.

The blasts happened Thursday afternoon in the city of Maiduguri, long under assault by a radical Islamic sect known as Boko Haram. A security official said he believed some soldiers were killed in the blasts, but did not have any other information. The official spoke on condition of anonymity as he was not authorized to speak to journalists.

The All Progressives Congress, a recently announced amalgam of opposition parties in Nigeria, was holding a meeting Thursday in the city that had drawn powerful politicians.

Of all the cities, it was terrorism-stricken Maiduguri τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ was chosen fσя tђє meeting, despite tђє level of insecurity tђεrε....

...A̲̅ηϑ accordingly, tђεrε was a blast on tђє street, "not in tђє venue of tђє meeting" ƨ̣̇̇ø that they can cry foul a̲̅ηϑ draw sympathy fяø̲̣m tђє ignorant masses.

Analysis:
1. This is a case of a child τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ arranged fσя his kidnap just to extort money fяø̲̣m tђє parents.
2. This is a case of a man τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ knocked at his door, walked into his house, closed tђє same door a̲̅ηϑ started asking "who's tђεrε?"
3. This is a case of an aspirant τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ arranged fσя tђє kidnap of himself, or any member of the family ƨ̣̇̇ø as to point an accusing finger on tђє opponent
4. Finally, tђιƨ is a case of a new formed amalgam opposition party with its members in tђє top list of tђє suspected terrorists in tђє country, organizing their boys to plant bomb in some places "far fяø̲̣m tђεrε meeting venue"(because they love their lives as well) ƨ̣̇̇ø as to point accusing finger on tђє winning party. After all, wђy maiduguri of all places

pDude: Rubbish!!

Its only in naija that this shyt applies. Abroad who give a fvck if it is "sent from blackberry" or you have a funky email address?


Till tomorrow i still use my email address which is my (name + my favorite rock band) and I still get called for interviews on a regular.



Abegi! Work nor dey naija thatt's why all this shyt applies to weed out a vast majority.

Sad country

Yσυ dey get interview invitation with a junk mail ƨ̣̇̇ø wђɑ̤̈̊twho a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ yσυ quareling with? Wen yσυ think yσυ don't need tђє advice, yσυ move on. Its not a must yσυ comment. Stop making noise, a̲̅ηϑ control yøúř lousy self cos tђιƨ forum to ♏y̶̲̥̅ understanding is fσя tђє matured minds

...A̲̅ηϑ somebody will come out tomorrow to tell m̶̥̊e"it is only in Nigeria" τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ irregularities are order of tђє day.

I guess she doesn't slap yσυ wen yσυ do tђє right thing. Its quite appaling τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ yσυ still do wat will warrant yøúř mum to slap yσυ at tђιƨ age. Yσυ a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ suppose to be a helper to her in training tђє young ones nw, instead of being tђє one trained.

nnekaregy: Anybody going from owerri to uni illorin?

Æm going 4rm Onitsha to Ilorin...maybe we can hook up. 07014903048, on 2go..pastormmadu

mbet: This people are wicked,imagine i stay in Enugu but they posted me unilorin to write on 24th CBT CENTRE,i don't even know there,upon dat i put portharcourt as my text location,i even have a `1month baby,hw am i going to go,infact dis is an avenue for dem to eliminate pple.They put people they know nearby state why taking others far,well God we judge NIMC for this delibrate act. Is not a matter of nt filling the forms well,i did mine very well it was suppose to expire 26th of DEcember but i did mine like 15th of dec,so why den did they post me Ilorin,i still continue to say it ,they are cunny,they know what they are doing.

Can I have yøúř contacts...æm going to Ilorin too from Onitsha

Tessyoare: I'm goin also but mine is on d 23rd n dnt no there either

Mine is on 23rd also, 9am...278710d2, if yσυ a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ on BB, call 07014903048. Or maybe yσυ can drop yøúř contacts let m̶̥̊e call u

Mine is 23rd, CBT centre Unilorin. 9am. Hook m̶̥̊e up 278710d2 or call 07014903048. if yσυ a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ in Onitsha or its environ, let's reason on haw to make tђє journey

Mine is 23rd, CBT centre Unilorin. 9am. Hook m̶̥̊e up 278710d2 or call 07014903048.

♏y̶̲̥̅ exam center is CBT unilorin, I will be writing on 23rd by 9am...fellow nairalanders τ̣ђǎ̜τ̲̣ will be taking off fяø̲̣m Onitsha, let's make tђє journey together a̲̅ηϑ be a source of motivation to each other. Add m̶̥̊e on 2go... Pastormmadu, on BB...278710d2, on facebook...pastor mmadu, or call 07014903048. We all a̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ε̲̣ gonna make it...AMEN!!!

big spif: Hi guys, choose abuja as my test center cos im based in Abuja but was thrown to Ilorin and writting on the 23rd, i guess as someone said its a strategy to reduce and discorage crowd. so who's going from Abuja lets plan up how we go? Dont know ilorin much but pass on my way to lagos. Hows their test like? Hola pls if interested

I chose abuja too, a̲̅ηϑ was posted to Ilorin to write by 9am on 23rd. Can we hook up cos 2 good heads are better than one. If on BB, add m̶̥̊e on 278710d2, or call 07014903048. Æm expecting u

Aafulenu: i dont think its a site. i dont persosally know anyone writing in illorin, most of my friend are lagos and enugu. mine is in enugu

Æm writing in Ilorin on 23rd, being saturday

Æm going to Ilorin fяø̲̣m Onitsha...wanna hook up with ppl going fяø̲̣m Onitsha to Ilorin too. Add m̶̥̊e on BB, 278710d2 or call 07014903048

Its quite a pity wat dis world is really turning into...a woman sacrificed her dignity on tђє altar of career a̲̅ηϑ have tђє temerity to call it a national contribution. Chimamanda Adichie is yøúř fellow igbo gal remember? A̲̅ηϑ fσя Tonto, yσυ don't call dat gal an igbo gal...shr is ikwerre!!! I wonder wђy dis ikwerres r only referred to be igbos wen they r of a negative attitude. If she had won a noble laurette, she wouldn't eva agree to be an igbo lady...

ednut1: does NYSC help
with getting jobs in London - nah, if u wanna settle or work in a good comp, have political ambitions it good to do it, if not ur wastin ur time, am currently servin in a sh:it hole in abia state, u wudnt wanna face wat am facing, i adapt to anytin, did alevels in birmingham, in uk dey hv no business wit nysc, if u gt a job in uk stay

Wђy not abandon tђє national service aηϑ yσυ aя̩̥̊ε here running yøúř mouth...wђα̲̅t yσυ don't knw, don't say it. As long as yσυ aя̩̥̊ε a Nigerian, National Service ıs a must if yσυ must work in any multi-national coy acroSs tђє world no matter its location. Na̶̲̅ yøúř type that we pray not to have in tђiƨ̣̇̇ country, yσυ aя̩̥̊ε currently serving, yet yσυ aя̩̥̊ε discouraging sum1.

Truly, tђє way we go about it whenever a suspected or even a confirmed robber or even armed robber ıs killed now makes me to believe that indirectly, people are calling for the legalization this crime. I wonder wђy people now consider tђє fate of robbers more than that of their victims. Last friday, an armed was killed aηϑ burnt in ♏v̶̲̥̅ area, aηϑ some1 was lamenting that its not fair, that tђє robber was born of a woman aηϑ shouldn't deserve such treatment. I looked at tђiƨ̣̇̇ idiot with scorn, cos tђє robber in question ıs tђє only unfortunate member of a 6-man gang tђα̲̅t robbed a woman of millions of naira, shot tђє shot to death, killed a policeman tђα̲̅t rushed to scene aηϑ also a woman tђα̲̅t I could not ascertain now whether she ıs dead or not. Tђє rest escaped aηϑ luck ran out of tђiƨ̣̇̇ guy, he was burnt immediately, maybe yσυ guys should suggest to me tђє best treatment that would have been given to tђiƨ̣̇̇ guy ƨ̣̇̇ø as not be guilty of jungle justice...its high time we started concluding plans to march to the National Assembly ƨ̣̇̇ø that armed robbery should be legalized ƨ̣̇̇ø as to save more robbers tђє chances if facing a jungle justice.

When armed kill innocent citizens, we call it unfortunate. Wen mob kill armed robbers, we start pitying them, fighting for their right †̥☺ live, criticising their killers aηϑ making it look like they were unfairly dealt with. Are we really advocating for armed robbers? Do armed robbery need †̥☺ be signed into law as an occupation? Ψђу crying for an armed robber, wen уσυ knw that ƒσя a single armed robber killed, 100 potential victims have been saved? Yes, they should be beaten aηϑ handed over †̥☺ police...hmmm? ♓☺w many armed robbers v уσυ seen without scars all over the body 4rm †ђξ previous beating he have received 4rm many unfortunate robbery? I v seen a circumstance Ψђε̲̣̣я̲̅ε̲̣̣ a guy was shot †̥☺ death just becos he refused that †ђξ robber will rape the younger sister iπ his presence, aηϑ tomorrow уσυ will tell m̶̥̊e the robber should be beaten aηϑ allowed †̥☺ go iπ peace. Robbers kill, aηϑ deserve †̥☺ be killed, I can't pity them one bit

Ikenna351: TALKING TOO MUCH: This can be very annoying to me. There was this colleague i used to give lift on my way back home from work. Whenever he enters my car, my nightmare would start. This guy would start complaining endlessly. Boss A did this to him, while Boss B liked this thing he did. Colleague A spied on him and reported to Boss C and colleague B told him what colleague A did, etc. This would continue till i got to my destination or his. Who told him i would be interested in such his stories, I would wonder? Sometimes, "Shut the Fvkk up!", I would want to say. But would take a deep breath and keep my cool. I tried to send him a message that his stories were the last thing i wanted to hear when am driving, but he just couldnt figure it out. Then i had no option than "Hey, I got somewhere, private, i needed to drive to first. So, see you tomorrow". I believe he got that message he refused to get all those while. I got my peace back.

PHONE CALLS: This guy, whenever i am giving him lift, he would always pull out his phone, dial and speak with contact A. After he is done with contact A, he would dial contact B. After contact B, contact C it is. The guy will never allow me to listen to my music. Before you know it, the journey dont end be dat. Even when i leave the radio volume as it were before his phone call madness starts, he would reach out himself to turn down the radio volume. This is the one that really pisses me off. How dare you touch my radio you fool! Why would my car become a phone booth for him, I would wonder? Why cant a passenger a allow a driver that owns his/her car enjoys his goddamn music? Cant the calls wait till he get's the HELL out off my car? This is a private car for crying out loud, and not some mobile phone booth. Very upsetting!

SLAMMING DOORS: I hate it when a passenger does that to any of the doors, even if you are very close to me. The sound would hit my heart, as if it was my heart that was shut that hard. Even people that i thought should know better would end up doing the same silly thing. That usually happens when they are going out of the car. Because if you do that when you entering my car instead, you wont like my reaction. I bet you!

I do see some cars, with Paseengers placing their foots on the dashboards. I keep wondering, why no one has done that to my car? Because i would simply tell the person to respect him/herself or get the Hell out of my car. Women are mostly culprits here. I dont care how beautiful a female passenger is, but you donot disrespect my car. It's a big DON'Ts for me.

I don't like people fiddling with the radio when am driving. My car, my goddamn choice of music!

I think these annoying issues with some passengers is lack of respect and no manners. You can't work into a man's house, meet him watching 24 series on MBC Action, and you just take the remote and turn it to African Magic. So what's the difference with this in a car? All you have to do is to ask. "Hey, can you tune to Raypower fm? There is a program I would love to listen to." I dont think any driver would not happily grant you your request. But passengers shouldnt take things for granted. Yes, you can receive call when someone is giving you a lift. The driver would understand and lower the radio volume for you. But you shouldnt start making unnecessary calls, expecting him to grant you another favour with the radio volume, when he/she is already doing one by giving you the lift.

As for me: My Car, My rules! Get in, keep quiet or talk when necessary. Allow me my music i find comfortable driving with or listening to. If you are not ok with that, of course you should know what to do. Its called PRIVATE CAR please!

What's your own story?

Ikenna.

Уσυ aя̩̥̊ε just a nag

Chylo: Hmm, Soyinka... You are getting old oh, u better go and find God. All your atheism and agnostism are not helping you, because when you die, Nobel laureate title no go carry you enter heaven.

Tell m̶̥̊e one good thing that them that say they have found Godd are doing. Even churches are now where all atrocities takes place. S̴̩☺̩ called Men Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f God living a wrong life that the atheists can't live. Ɲa̶̲̥̅ goodwill God want not going †̥☺ church

OkwaIfugo: As long as they didn't kill anyone...let the church learn a lesson from the note they dropped and also let God judge the bandits.

W̶̲̥̅̊ђα̲̅t lesson do уσυ think one can learn 4rm the note?

I tell уσυ guys most solemnly, its a good thing уσυ are been posted †̥☺ Anambra where уσυ only fear the known(urchins) S̴̩☺̩ уσυ just v †̥☺ be careful with уøúř pocket, bt for †ђξ unknown, уσυ don't have problem. Cos here, we don't care where уσυ come 4rm, we don't care abt уøúř religion, we don't care abt уøúř culture Åηϑ tribe. Its only here iπ Nigeria that I şέέ ppl that doesn't attach sentiment †̥☺ origin Åηϑ tribe. Once уσυ are peaceful, Anambra ΐs the best place уσυ can be. We don't hate, we don't fight, we don't wage war on innocent ppl. We v 3 major entrances. 4rm Lagos-Benin уσυ enter 4rm Niger Bridge through Asaba. Ppl coming 4rm North through Lokoja-Okene-Agbor must enter through this route too. Those coming 4rm Cross River, Rivers, Bayelsa etc will pass through Owerri-Onitsha road Åηϑ stop at the final Bus stop at the same Upper Iweka. These ppl shall enter another Bus going †̥☺ Awka Åηϑ should tell the driver they are stopping at Umunya, its along onitsha-awka expressway. Those coming 4rm North through Makurdi-Enugu should knw that they don't have any business with Onitsha cos they v †̥☺ pass †ђξ camp b4 the bus get onitsha. If уσυ aя̩̥̊ε kind Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f confused iπ anything, call 08120583388 or send ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ a msg on facebook..Pastor Mmadu. Or hook ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ up on BB, 25707704. Welcome to Anambra...The Light Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f the Nation.

dopeJemi: U wan jes make me vex dis early mawnin nau

Chelsea vs liverpool(fa cup finaL) carol's goaL waz ruled out wen it waz clearly a goal

Chelsea vs wigan(epL) chelsea's 2 goaLs were clearly offside, n it almost sent wigan 2 d relegation zone

Chelsea vs tottenham(epL) mata's goal waz a big blunder

D list z endless

If u fink being a ref z easy y not try it n c

Nau u said shelvy didn't deserve d red card, r u even a fan of football cuz if u r, u'll knw dat wen u make a tackLe wiv both boots, its a straight red card

Chelsea vs man-u(3-3) nau we had 2 penalties dat waznt awarded 2 us b4 d oda 2 waz awarded, d 1st 1 waz a clear penalty cuz welbeck waz clearly fouled by ivanovic

Unless u av a proof n a video 2 show dat we bribe referees, don't make stupeed claims

♏v̶̲̥̅ brother, уσυ r right...I wonder y they always think we rob them.

Chelsea v tottenham (2011) Lampard was awarded a goal for a ball that ΐs 6cm b4 the touch line, yet they won't şέέ it as favour.
They are claim chicharito's goal was offside, hmmm what of Torres goal against Reading...that one ΐs smartness I guess brothers!!!

HQ: Gosh. Let me get something straight. Thugs stormed the Government House?

And I thought those places should be heavily guarded.

Nigeria, what a mess.

Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f course it was suppose †̥☺ be guarded heavily, ♓☺w I wish that the news was sumtin like "deputy givernor under a tight security", уσυ Åηϑ I knws that уσυ will still make a negative comment like "уσυ şέέ it, one man with all dis security wen the masses are suffering"....hahahahahahahaha...nigerians, we are just a boil on the scrotum, no mater what, we must find fault

Rochas Dude, Ʊ Bleep up...even if the seat ȋ̝̊̅§ reserved for Obi, wats d big deal? He was dre b4 Ʊ ƒσя crying out loud. He is ur host Åηϑ Ʊ knw it. The man celebrating is 4rm his state, Åηϑ d other seat ȋ̝̊̅§ for d governor whose state ȋ̝̊̅§ d venue. What if every governor iπ that arena wants d same seat, will Ʊ ppl lap each other? Ozoemena

Yomieluv: if i say ibos are silly tribes,people go talk say i don start again.

why on earth,should someone fight over chair?
it shows the stupidity,and uncalled arrogance of the leaders of the dejected tribe called ibos.

it can never happen in a yoruba gathering..

i wonder,why the flood didnt flush the eastern part from the map of Nigeria.

silly tribe.

This is why I wonder if Ʊ yorubas are really created by God. ♓☺w d Ʊ ppl think? Y must Ʊ guys bring tribe into everything? Make una change oooooo. Tufiakwa, ihe dika unu adikwala. Ʊ ppl are all disgrace, including U̶̲̥̅̊я father, Awolowo(Rat poison man)

pastor mmadu:

Boy, I have always known yorubas as backstabbers Åηϑ back-bitters. Lazy set Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f ppl that are not hard working Åηϑ thereby believe that anything any other person got is from a foul means. We steal, yes, but we didn't steal more than Awolowo, Obasanjo, Tinubu, Patrcia Etteh, Bankole Åηϑ d host Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f all dis urchins roaming d streets Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f Lagos looking for whose pocket †̥☺ pick. Don't throw stone brother, cos Ʊ stay iπ a glass house. Don't try †̥ remove dirt iπ another's eyes wen Ʊ v a log iπ yours. Be careful....

Oluwaseun Osewa, let me not look for this ♏v̶̲̥̅ comment, cos I can şέέ that tribalism blood ȋ̝̊̅§ running iπ you too. Ʊ remove comments we made against yorubas, wen Ʊ leave that Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f U̶̲̥̅̊я kinsmen against us. Be neutral, that's d main ethic Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f ur job. Good day

idowuswap: Yee igbo people has taken nigerian with robbery and stealing but police dey kill dem well well even 4 prison na dem plenty passsssss

Boy, I have always known yorubas as backstabbers Åηϑ back-bitters. Lazy set Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f ppl that are not hard working Åηϑ thereby believe that anything any other person got is from a foul means. We steal, yes, but we didn't steal more than Awolowo, Obasanjo, Tinubu, Patrcia Etteh, Bankole Åηϑ d host Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f all dis urchins roaming d streets Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡f Lagos looking for whose pocket †̥☺ pick. Don't throw stone brother, cos Ʊ stay iπ a glass house. Don't try †̥ remove dirt iπ another's eyes wen Ʊ v a log iπ yours. Be careful....