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Education › Re: Go And Warn Your Father.. Verydarkman Tells Tinubu's Daughter by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:18pm On Jul 29, 2024
He's asking for it.
He just might get it worse than his lawyers can ever imagine.
VeryDumbMan.
Business › Re: What Weird Things Have You Ever Done Because Of Money? by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:12pm On Jul 29, 2024
Sirseedorf:
When I was jobless and penniless, I went to work in a bathroom soak away, fetching the dirty water and baby pampers out of the blocked tunnel, after all the struggles from 12am to 5pm i was given 1700naira.

cry

Well i thank God for my life now
Nice one. The mindset of a King is all you need to make it and genuine humility.
No be all these freaks that are ready to murder Nigeria for ₦5000. undecided
Properties › Re: Have You Ever Seen A Black-colored House? by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:07pm On Jul 29, 2024
No be for Naija.
Except you want to scare away your visitor.
I will never be surprised if oyinbo man paint hin house red..all red.
Business › Re: What Weird Things Have You Ever Done Because Of Money? by Pastoshizzy(m): 3:55pm On Jul 29, 2024
I very well assume this thread is to demoralise the remaining idealistic youths out there (the ones that are not ready to keep eating their cakes and having them back).

Normally people that are skilled workers or educated people are never too desperate. Years of honing their skills and learning will help them find a way out in life.

E no surprise me sha, these are the times most youths are dependent on their phones and their drugs. After disillusionment they start to get desperate for the kind of life they are not ready to work for.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Kills 15 Children, 8 Women In Gaza School Massacre by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:25pm On Jul 27, 2024
I feel for Palestinians. Their ordeal in the hands of the zionist oppressors is horrifying. Funny thing is there are more God fearing Palestinians caught up in this Isreal/West 'test run' wars than atheist Israelis.
Fear Christians that approve murder of women and children.
Properties › Re: Building Collapses At Arowojobe Estate in Maryland, Lagos; 5 Dead (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:40pm On Jul 25, 2024
PHAYOL81:
So sad. It's likely due to substandard construction materials.
Those area are water locked areas. I'll rather have a table land in (let's say) Ikorodu than in that overated Maryland.
Maryland is marred with swampy lands and horrible drainage system.
Properties › Re: Building Collapses At Arowojobe Estate in Maryland, Lagos; 5 Dead (Photos) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:36pm On Jul 25, 2024
I said it.. Arowojobe Estate is a swamp.
Politics › Re: Edo Market Women Protest Against Alleged Imposition Of Iyaloja Of Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:23pm On Jul 25, 2024
Politics...for the illiterates.
Mind you 'Illiterate' is not a derogatory word.

What has that got to do with anything. Don't they pay all the taxes required of them by the local government before?

People are just dumb enough to just whip up tribal sentiments to unnecessary issues in a place they live, raise their children and build houses.

Edo before..how e wan be Lagos?
Abi Lagos indigene wan migrate go the Edo?
Abegi! undecided

Politics › Re: Edo Market Women Protest Against Alleged Imposition Of Iyaloja Of Lagos by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:22pm On Jul 25, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Edo no be Lagos
Edo can never..ever be LAGOS.
And that's a fact.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Residential Security Guards Needed In Lagos & Abeokuta by Pastoshizzy(m): 9:18pm On Jul 25, 2024
Abegi !
50k. Una no dey fear for una lives. A person that collects 50 Nigeria today is definitely someone who is dissatisfied with his job and if he has a tendency of committing crime any opportunity (offer from men of the underworld) is to his employer's dilemma.
No one wakes up happy going to a 50k job Nigeria today. It's inconsiderate.
House rent, FOOD, school fees (if..), transport, fillial responsibilities and so on.
Security o..wey wan dey guide lives and property.


No vex o.

Celebrities › Re: Court Document Reveals P Diddy Paid $1 Million For Tupac Assassination by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:57am On Jul 25, 2024
Meedon:
Fuxxk you Diddy



Rest in peace my nigga 2Pac. We will meet to part no more.

Fucck all the bad boys record slowpoke fuccking record label.

Dr. Dre I sight you. You my niggy and homey

Rest in peace Biggy Smallz, I know you were used as a scapegoat but we recognize real when we see real mehnnn

Rest in peace Kadafi my homey
Forever in our heart.
Tupac Amaru Shakur.
Christopher Wallace.
We will be missing you (which reminds me, dem suppose remix the song swap Odumodu Black for P.Diddy)

Crime › Re: Bandits’ Corpses Found In Kaduna Forest by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:50am On Jul 25, 2024
Spotter.
Range?
HEADSHOT!

Politics › Re: Hunger Protest: FG Needs More Time, Oba Of Benin Tells Nigerians by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:47am On Jul 25, 2024
Enough time for people to start dropping dead on our streets because of hunger?

Celebrities › Re: Vivian Wilson: Meet Elon Musk’s 20-year-old Transgender Daughter by Pastoshizzy(m):
VULCAN:
You must be very poor to think that rich people don't cry.

You also must be very far from any rich people not to have seen or heard their pains.
Your opinion is very childish and shows an unprecedented degree of ignorance. "Being far from rich people"..sounds like a feeble attempt to insult me, but it has only unmask your ignorance thinking every rich person is in pain (out of context). You're myopic person and an attention seeker. Your background has made you socially insecure.
You were brought up by poor parents...but that doesn't mean you cannot get a life outside Nairaland. Your social status does not determine your outcome, God blesses (okay!).
I feel for you..
Vulcan-nizer.

Celebrities › Re: Vivian Wilson: Meet Elon Musk’s 20-year-old Transgender Daughter by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:11pm On Jul 24, 2024
MorataFC:
Hmm, the rich also cry...
This rich man won't cry. He will show understanding. What gives you the impression he's not some kinda Queer himself.
He's only a front for parents whom are expected to understand and identify with their LGBTQ offspring.
Celebrities › Re: Vivian Wilson: Meet Elon Musk’s 20-year-old Transgender Daughter by Pastoshizzy(m):
I'll have to go steal a f××k about some agent of the anti Christ and his family who all have their roles to play in human intellectual and moral depravity.
Some people's role mode already, but not mine. I been watching him and a couple other pedigree of world changers lately and I know this for sure...satan has a powerful agenda for the end time and his human minions are definitely representing him.

Jesus will come back.
And all LGBTQ ideologists are going to be judged by God's unwavering standard.
Only you who have accepted Christ as your Lord and savior will see eternal rest. The rest they join in support against their Creator in total rebellion for a freedom which is in fact their eternal doom as planned by their benefactor.

If hin daughter like make hin daughter go do surgery grow horns sef na dem sabi. As for me and my family, we shall serve the Lord.

Celebrities › Re: Zinoleesky Reportedly Splashes Over 900 Million Naira On A Brand-new G-wagon by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:42pm On Jul 24, 2024
I remember that year Shina Peter built his mansion. It was the talk of cities.
https://www.nairaland.com/6696544/rise-fall-shina-peters
But what do you know. The half educated part of what we now have as Gen Zs call you "bad belle" if you try to educate them about Assets and Liabilities. Is mostly the outcome. Especially when their songs extinct with the fad and they are not worth much in royalties.

Crime › Re: Police Arrest 90 Suspects In Lagos Midnight Raid by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:33pm On Jul 24, 2024
In short. Dope dealers.
Good work. Too many 'colos' driven delinquents in this areas.
There's nothing notorious about Obalende, Adeniji (under the bridges) and Agarawu areas.
Problem is our Judiciary system will never rehabilitate this disoriented youths.
Island has been an haven for drug dealers for so many years. The very law that prosecutes them helps them to bounce back at the right price.
With the way Nigerian has detororiated, the youth masses find consolation in drugs.. money in it.
Normal occasional raiding.

Agriculture › Re: Who Has The Same Resemblance With This Sea Creature (pic) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:14pm On Jul 24, 2024
DesChyko:
That you were able to recognize the person means you are evil.
With that exaggerated eyeballs and the APC cap, you don't have to be Einstein to figure out who.

Agriculture › Re: Who Has The Same Resemblance With This Sea Creature (pic) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:49am On Jul 24, 2024
You created a thread to abuse someone whom you're not even fit to tie his shoe laces.
I'm bemused.

Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 1:42pm On Jul 20, 2024
whytediamond:
Just down my street bro. Where do you buy yours?

I no dey do yahoo.
Okay....no vex bro.
Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:32am On Jul 20, 2024
TechBaron:
I bought 5 for 20k yesterday. Omoh. I wept...


But upon tasting the yam... Omoh. That yam was dope!

Damn.
Where bro?
Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:30am On Jul 20, 2024
whytediamond:
We still eat yam all year round. Just work and earn more.
Work and earn more koh, work and earn more ni. The topic is "where did yam go?". As you be hard worker, WHERE you dey carry your hard earned money go buy?
WHERE?
Oga Yahoo..where?

Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:26am On Jul 20, 2024
[quote author= post=131042692]Yam na 2,000naira For Here[/quote]Where exactly are you?

Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:23am On Jul 20, 2024
maasoap:
You are likely to make a loss, too expensive for the sellers/traders. They didn't run away from trading in it for no reason. But go and try your luck sha
I see.
Thanks for the warning.
I no go use money gamble.
Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:04am On Jul 19, 2024
Premiumbuy:
Premium Be Unto You

Even when it is fried?
Uhmm! Okay.
Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:02am On Jul 19, 2024
Mariangeles:
You wan chop yam abi you no wan chop yam? undecided
I wan chop.
I no sabi farming o. I for like research as to where to buy cheaper yams.

Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:49pm On Jul 18, 2024
Mariangeles:
Them say make man-pikin dey plant yam for sack if man-pikin wan chop yam. 🤷🏽‍♀️

For this Tinubulation era, everything now na DIY, otherwise OYO!
That is..as in..Yam in bags?..wait o. lipsrsealed
Is that..?

Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:47pm On Jul 18, 2024
Tokskob2008:
Boss, yam dey. It's just very expensive that's all!
Actually, what I had in mind was the bush market.. the farm.
Location tinz..u know. wink
Beats me we eat yam all the year round as kids?
Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:44pm On Jul 18, 2024
Premiumbuy:
Premium Be Unto You

If Yam is too expensive, then go for Potato that's a bit cheaper.
Potatoes don't compare to Yam.
I detest sweet potato.
Food › Re: Egg Is No Longer 200 by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:31pm On Jul 18, 2024
I can never miss eggs.
Biitibowo?
I have better options for fried eggs.
Garden eggs peaps.. your taste buds will never be the same again.
Boiled eggs is overrated.. very tasteless mush.

Food › Re: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 7:23pm On Jul 18, 2024
Tokskob2008:
Lol..... Yam is pretty available all over but it's the dry ones you will find and the least size starts from 4k. No matter how good your bargaining power is, aboki price will humble you when it comes to yam levels.
No vex o. For your Estate gate or for marketplace?

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