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PoliticsRe: Hunger Protest: FG Needs More Time, Oba Of Benin Tells Nigerians by Pastoshizzy(m): 4:47am On Jul 25, 2024
Enough time for people to start dropping dead on our streets because of hunger?

CelebritiesRe: Vivian Wilson: Meet Elon Musk’s 20-year-old Transgender Daughter by Pastoshizzy(m):
VULCAN:
You must be very poor to think that rich people don't cry.

You also must be very far from any rich people not to have seen or heard their pains.
Your opinion is very childish and shows an unprecedented degree of ignorance. "Being far from rich people"..sounds like a feeble attempt to insult me, but it has only unmask your ignorance thinking every rich person is in pain (out of context). You're myopic person and an attention seeker. Your background has made you socially insecure.
You were brought up by poor parents...but that doesn't mean you cannot get a life outside Nairaland. Your social status does not determine your outcome, God blesses (okay!).
I feel for you..
Vulcan-nizer.

CelebritiesRe: Vivian Wilson: Meet Elon Musk’s 20-year-old Transgender Daughter by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:11pm On Jul 24, 2024
MorataFC:
Hmm, the rich also cry...
This rich man won't cry. He will show understanding. What gives you the impression he's not some kinda Queer himself.
He's only a front for parents whom are expected to understand and identify with their LGBTQ offspring.
CelebritiesRe: Vivian Wilson: Meet Elon Musk’s 20-year-old Transgender Daughter by Pastoshizzy(m):
I'll have to go steal a f××k about some agent of the anti Christ and his family who all have their roles to play in human intellectual and moral depravity.
Some people's role mode already, but not mine. I been watching him and a couple other pedigree of world changers lately and I know this for sure...satan has a powerful agenda for the end time and his human minions are definitely representing him.

Jesus will come back.
And all LGBTQ ideologists are going to be judged by God's unwavering standard.
Only you who have accepted Christ as your Lord and savior will see eternal rest. The rest they join in support against their Creator in total rebellion for a freedom which is in fact their eternal doom as planned by their benefactor.

If hin daughter like make hin daughter go do surgery grow horns sef na dem sabi. As for me and my family, we shall serve the Lord.

CelebritiesRe: Zinoleesky Reportedly Splashes Over 900 Million Naira On A Brand-new G-wagon by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:42pm On Jul 24, 2024
I remember that year Shina Peter built his mansion. It was the talk of cities.
https://www.nairaland.com/6696544/rise-fall-shina-peters
But what do you know. The half educated part of what we now have as Gen Zs call you "bad belle" if you try to educate them about Assets and Liabilities. Is mostly the outcome. Especially when their songs extinct with the fad and they are not worth much in royalties.

CrimeRe: Police Arrest 90 Suspects In Lagos Midnight Raid by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:33pm On Jul 24, 2024
In short. Dope dealers.
Good work. Too many 'colos' driven delinquents in this areas.
There's nothing notorious about Obalende, Adeniji (under the bridges) and Agarawu areas.
Problem is our Judiciary system will never rehabilitate this disoriented youths.
Island has been an haven for drug dealers for so many years. The very law that prosecutes them helps them to bounce back at the right price.
With the way Nigerian has detororiated, the youth masses find consolation in drugs.. money in it.
Normal occasional raiding.

AgricultureRe: Who Has The Same Resemblance With This Sea Creature (pic) by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:14pm On Jul 24, 2024
DesChyko:
That you were able to recognize the person means you are evil.
With that exaggerated eyeballs and the APC cap, you don't have to be Einstein to figure out who.

AgricultureRe: Who Has The Same Resemblance With This Sea Creature (pic) by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:49am On Jul 24, 2024
You created a thread to abuse someone whom you're not even fit to tie his shoe laces.
I'm bemused.

FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 1:42pm On Jul 20, 2024
whytediamond:
Just down my street bro. Where do you buy yours?

I no dey do yahoo.
Okay....no vex bro.
FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:32am On Jul 20, 2024
TechBaron:
I bought 5 for 20k yesterday. Omoh. I wept...


But upon tasting the yam... Omoh. That yam was dope!

Damn.
Where bro?
FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:30am On Jul 20, 2024
whytediamond:
We still eat yam all year round. Just work and earn more.
Work and earn more koh, work and earn more ni. The topic is "where did yam go?". As you be hard worker, WHERE you dey carry your hard earned money go buy?
WHERE?
Oga Yahoo..where?

FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:26am On Jul 20, 2024
post=131042692:
Yam na 2,000naira For Here
Where exactly are you?

FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:23am On Jul 20, 2024
maasoap:
You are likely to make a loss, too expensive for the sellers/traders. They didn't run away from trading in it for no reason. But go and try your luck sha
I see.
Thanks for the warning.
I no go use money gamble.
FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:04am On Jul 19, 2024
Premiumbuy:
Premium Be Unto You

Even when it is fried?
Uhmm! Okay.
FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 2:02am On Jul 19, 2024
Mariangeles:
You wan chop yam abi you no wan chop yam? undecided
I wan chop.
I no sabi farming o. I for like research as to where to buy cheaper yams.

FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:49pm On Jul 18, 2024
Mariangeles:
Them say make man-pikin dey plant yam for sack if man-pikin wan chop yam. 🤷🏽‍♀️

For this Tinubulation era, everything now na DIY, otherwise OYO!
That is..as in..Yam in bags?..wait o. lipsrsealed
Is that..?

FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:47pm On Jul 18, 2024
Tokskob2008:
Boss, yam dey. It's just very expensive that's all!
Actually, what I had in mind was the bush market.. the farm.
Location tinz..u know. wink
Beats me we eat yam all the year round as kids?
FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 8:44pm On Jul 18, 2024
Premiumbuy:
Premium Be Unto You

If Yam is too expensive, then go for Potato that's a bit cheaper.
Potatoes don't compare to Yam.
I detest sweet potato.
FoodRe: Egg Is No Longer 200 by Pastoshizzy(m): 7:31pm On Jul 18, 2024
I can never miss eggs.
Biitibowo?
I have better options for fried eggs.
Garden eggs peaps.. your taste buds will never be the same again.
Boiled eggs is overrated.. very tasteless mush.

FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 7:23pm On Jul 18, 2024
Tokskob2008:
Lol..... Yam is pretty available all over but it's the dry ones you will find and the least size starts from 4k. No matter how good your bargaining power is, aboki price will humble you when it comes to yam levels.
No vex o. For your Estate gate or for marketplace?
FoodRe: Where Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op): 7:19pm On Jul 18, 2024
Efuaye:
Yam has yamutu from circulation! When and where you find it in Lagos, be ready to cough out #5,000k
It's unbelievable, the cost of commodities in the market
Even if e no dey Lagos. We for go find am come. But where?
Me I know say this matter dey pain people well well. I speak for the majority.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: [CLOSED] I'll Pay 1000 Naira For Someone To Signup On Steam For Me by Pastoshizzy(m): 6:00pm On Jul 18, 2024
He dey pay una?

FoodWhere Did Yam Go? by Pastoshizzy(op):
I remember the good times in this country. Days of kobo (coins). Even as a Lagosian there was no time of the year we didn't eat my family's favourite food- Yam.
If my mum buys yam, the amount she cooks and the way it is cooked would give me a foresight if we were going to eat it with fried eggs, fish sauce, butter or (when prayer don answer) pounded yam. The way we were brought up, you aren't meant to ask your mum what she's going to cook... especially if we have a case we are being reprimanded for (a family of four boys, so we get a lot of those).

My wife knows say I no dey mess with my stomach.
Yam…the very food. In the least, Yam and palm oil with salt to taste are happily wedded in an African stomach. I speak for the majority.
We dey chop! But not like before. Things don cost.
But Yam. Where Yam dey abeg?… to cut this torey short. Where are all my 'aboki' yam sellers? I leave work go market and what I saw was an apology for yam’ sake. Warris happening?

Nairalanders. Where I fit get YAM cheap and plenty too. I fit change my career to selling of YAM.

Make una show me front page. For YAM’ sake.

PoliticsRe: Rev Esther Ajayi To Tinubu: Flood Market With Food To Ease Economic Woes’ by Pastoshizzy(m): 5:33pm On Jul 18, 2024
Basicend:
You are in your beautiful office in Ikoyi or so with ACs and security personnels all over. . Saying this thing. Can you go to the villages madam and stay for a week and visit the farms and see with your eyes the battle between herdsmen and villagers / farmers?
Iya Adura is (on the contrary) very accessible, humble, generous and jovial. Her Church in Lekki is an haven for the less privileged.
Even as an human being with so much pressure from so many people (that she is not related to) she attends to (mostly hunger and house rent) I don't think that kind of advice is bad.
Hunger is in the land. The Government must implement a more concrete shock absorbing policy to cushion the state of it's citizenry.

FashionRe: A by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:09pm On Jul 18, 2024
The tees make sense!

RomanceRe: 'I Need A Husband': What Do You Think About This New Behavior Among Women? by Pastoshizzy(m): 12:03pm On Jul 15, 2024
They are indeed desperate...for now.
I know some who would want to take advantage of these women, the same way someone with petrol keg is in hurry to use hot coal to light a cigarette.
I so much fear women..the desperate ones.

Foreign AffairsRe: How A Millisecond Head Tilt Saved Donald Trump’s Life (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 10:07am On Jul 15, 2024
American odeeshi. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Avoid Sleeping With A Married Woman by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:59pm On Jul 14, 2024
You know say e get as oyinbo mad reach.
Dem go just water it down to "my wife needed something different, now we're back together". But West African man (blood must flow).
Must you destroy yourself because of one person wey others plenty like sand...dey find opportunity like you.
It's satanic. I once crushed on a Jamaican married woman at my workplace, nasty bomb dish. Thank God I got over it. The husband was a military policeman (u kidding me?!..japa!)

PoliticsRe: Attack On Ex US President Trump ‘Distasteful’ – Tinubu by Pastoshizzy(m): 11:14pm On Jul 14, 2024
The only thing distasteful is your colossal failure sir. No even chook mouth for America. If you be American president, na rocket launcher den for taking blast you comot!

CelebritiesRe: Portable Fights Bikeman For Stealing His Phone In Lagos (Video) by Pastoshizzy(m): 2:25am On Jul 13, 2024
dreamworld:
Normal Yoruba man
Normal prejudiced naija sh!t for brain man.

PoliticsRe: Lagos State Disburses ₦‎25 Billion As Grants, Loans To SMEs by Pastoshizzy(m):
Another 'white elephant' project they won't achieve. How much youths in Lagos state can this seemingly laudable project accomdate?
How many homeless people whose houses have been demolished have that card?
A system that should be integrated into every account that has BVN/NIN registered and easily accessible. A right and not some privilege (as they make it look like).
Lagos population mad.
As people no fit sleep under bridges again, shanties keep springing up in satellite towns.
Lagos state can never be a model city as a result of it's population and lack of planned structure to sustain majority of the settlement.
Open defecation is still rampart in parts of Lagos.
Bad drainages (system).
Bad waste management system.
Drugs.

I won't applaud this.
Many project like this hood brother no go fit near.. even hear sef.

CultureRe: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by Pastoshizzy(m): 8:12pm On Jul 11, 2024
Everybody don graduate from one higher institution or the other.

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