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I thought I was the only one in this. I initiated transfer from my Access to Opay (so I could use the Opay debit card) it's been pending for hours. It beats me what an average Nigerian has to go through on a daily.

Stoop married a ho

Power hungry b×××ches.

Nigerian women should attend training too..on how to fight poverty through diverse skills acquisition programmes before all this coming generation turn influencers/'oloshos'/hook up finish.

Problems different abegi.
Naija dey japa go Sudan sef
I lie ?

Yeah right, it was bleeding alright (from a flesh wound) until you and your incompetent auxiliary nurses stabbed it in the heart. Now y'all playing doctor.

moneyest:
It's your thiefing day you mean

Bet you ain't that dumb bro.

pocohantas:
Brain jotter is a responsible skitmaker.
I can't say same for the ones whose contents revolves around nudity, lewd jokes and nyash.

Poke.

Why is it that Africans find it difficult to invest in the infinite value that can be derived from investing in human lives. Just marry wives, build mansions, buy cars and all for the show off.
He could still end up broke u know. But I wouldn't wish him that anyway.

Two things: The caliber of the gun and the faith of the believer. Never underestimate both sides.

All I know is..'owu' dey blow Naija people.
No matter the incredible speeches. Nobody wan hear trash again.

Irrelevant.
If you're serious minded, you will know to what

As many blogger content/creator that want to drag this honourable and highly favored father figure's name in the mud will never ever know peace.

Anybody will do apart from this man

Apologies don do.
Do the needful.

WorldRichest:
This one is on drugs.
.
Some people dey build cars, jets, atomic bomb, drugs to cure illnesses. AK-47 is named after the man that built it, one idiot come dey weave wig.

Clap for yourself.
Not drug. Na fame, dem don chop belleful. A selfish society.

People are starving.

Me.. I'm yoro-igbo.
We're good.

killsmith:
Freestuffs hope you're now able to afford a pressing iron now your uncle is president?

Na person wey dem go ban you dey find

Awọn asinwin meji.

100k.
Tinubu era.
Owo faaji weekend.

koning:
very funny. You're gloating abi.....i just dey picture the poor girl in my mind. Her father will never allow her to come back to Nigeria.

I'm beginning to suspect say na you dey advise my Uncle. I feel for her over my moin moin and ogi.

If I was the law, I'll sentence you to Birmingham for 38 years...that is cruel for you, if you get the urge to eat ewa agonyin every once in awhile or you dey get the luxury to piss away where toilet no dey. Besides Oyinbo no too like you.

Inspirer1:
Many may be going through this, but the cries from here may be what rekindles their hope to stay put over there.

True again.
I have a 19 year old frustrated cousin over there whom as we speak right now is so fustrated she never took UNILAG admission because she was born in the UK and she thought she could get better prospects.. came home at age 4. Her father spends ¾ of his pension on Egusi, dried packaged fish, garri and such.
She can't stop talking about Ojota.

If you reading this and you're on your way to Hunky Kingdom... you're sitting on a looooong th..

Inspirer1:
Yeah, majority of us know so.

Our leaders are the ones falling our hands, making legitimate children accepting to slave away over there, sad.

I agree with you jare. But sha, me I no get plan to leave Lagos. Oyinbo no just dey cast theirselves anyhow. UK is so expensive to live in.
I remember that year in Worcester/Hereford. Depression carry cane flog me ehn.
Most unfriendly environment ever.

38 years in that place.
Wooow!
The man try.
I can't spend a year in the United Kingdom.
I hate that place.
Let's not decieve ourselves, Lagos is where life is a party..if you get money. Eko dun abegi 😗

Nigerans have eyes but can't see.

Do you need to tell us? People cannot feed..they cannot afford food, med-care, housing, transportation. Literacy level declining...suffer like never before.
Dey there dey yan like say dem blind.
Very disgusting.

My relationship with Jesus is very personal. I'm never dependent on man. I know God through my faith in God and the words of the Bible

"But what I do, that I will do, that I may cut off occasion from them which desire occasion; that wherein they glory, they may be found even as we.
For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."
- 2 Corinthians 11:12-14 (KJV)

It's obvious people no too like you.
Maybe you don show dem shege pro max.

Your response sef..na wa.
Try other forum bro. Ya level don cast for NL.

This present age has nothing to offer.
The standard of God is the only way to a life worth living.
The material world we place our undivided focus can never guarantee us security in any way. Wealth will fail, beauty will fade and every of our aspirations will expire with the sands of time..and all that our soul desire will become vanity.
Only in God can we attain peace.
Through Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior.
Have you given your life to Jesus?

Fear of 'Kolos' and 'Ice' is the beginning of wisdom.
This menace called Hard Drugs will bring you down regardless of how talented you are.
This dude needs to get into a Rehab.
He's a symbol of a decadent and vulnerable generation.

You need more than a pump action shotgun as an 'eiye' member to survive in that hood. Lucky he was arrested. E get as dem dey end 🪓 'eiye' confra members for that side.⚰️

Parents beware of the company your children keep. Find time to nurture them.

Watianoengineer:
She's not lying. My ordinary Fendi boxers cost 29 million so I believe her

You are a lie.
I doubt if you'll have time for Nairaland even if you wear a ₦50,000 wristwatch