₦airaland Forum

Efuaye:
Yam has yamutu from circulation! When and where you find it in Lagos, be ready to cough out #5,000k
It's unbelievable, the cost of commodities in the market

Even if e no dey Lagos. We for go find am come. But where?
Me I know say this matter dey pain people well well. I speak for the majority.

He dey pay una?

I remember the good times in this country. Days of kobo (coins). Even as a Lagosian there was no time of the year we didn't eat my family's favourite food- Yam.
If my mum buys yam, the amount she cooks and the way it is cooked would give me a foresight if we were going to eat it with fried eggs, fish sauce, butter or (when prayer don answer) pounded yam. The way we were brought up, you aren't meant to ask your mum what she's going to cook... especially if we have a case we are being reprimanded for (a family of four boys, so we get a lot of those).

My wife knows say I no dey mess with my stomach.
Yam…the very food. In the least, Yam and palm oil with salt to taste are happily wedded in an African stomach. I speak for the majority.
We dey chop! But not like before. Things don cost.
But Yam. Where Yam dey abeg?… to cut this torey short. Where are all my 'aboki' yam sellers? I leave work go market and what I saw was an apology for yam’ sake. Warris happening?

Nairalanders. Where I fit get YAM cheap and plenty too. I fit change my career to selling of YAM.

Make una show me front page. For YAM’ sake.

Basicend:
You are in your beautiful office in Ikoyi or so with ACs and security personnels all over. . Saying this thing. Can you go to the villages madam and stay for a week and visit the farms and see with your eyes the battle between herdsmen and villagers / farmers?

Iya Adura is (on the contrary) very accessible, humble, generous and jovial. Her Church in Lekki is an haven for the less privileged.
Even as an human being with so much pressure from so many people (that she is not related to) she attends to (mostly hunger and house rent) I don't think that kind of advice is bad.
Hunger is in the land. The Government must implement a more concrete shock absorbing policy to cushion the state of it's citizenry.

The tees make sense!

They are indeed desperate...for now.
I know some who would want to take advantage of these women, the same way someone with petrol keg is in hurry to use hot coal to light a cigarette.
I so much fear women..the desperate ones.

American odeeshi.

You know say e get as oyinbo mad reach.
Dem go just water it down to "my wife needed something different, now we're back together". But West African man (blood must flow).
Must you destroy yourself because of one person wey others plenty like sand...dey find opportunity like you.
It's satanic. I once crushed on a Jamaican married woman at my workplace, nasty bomb dish. Thank God I got over it. The husband was a military policeman (u kidding me?!..japa!)

The only thing distasteful is your colossal failure sir. No even chook mouth for America. If you be American president, na rocket launcher den for taking blast you comot!

dreamworld:
Normal Yoruba man

Normal prejudiced naija sh!t for brain man.

Another 'white elephant' project they won't achieve. How much youths in Lagos state can this seemingly laudable project accomdate?
How many homeless people whose houses have been demolished have that card?
A system that should be integrated into every account that has BVN/NIN registered and easily accessible. A right and not some privilege (as they make it look like).
Lagos population mad.
As people no fit sleep under bridges again, shanties keep springing up in satellite towns.
Lagos state can never be a model city as a result of it's population and lack of planned structure to sustain majority of the settlement.
Open defecation is still rampart in parts of Lagos.
Bad drainages (system).
Bad waste management system.
Drugs.

I won't applaud this.
Many project like this hood brother no go fit near.. even hear sef.

Everybody don graduate from one higher institution or the other.

Why not just come out with the truth. You deal in Stem Cell therapy products.
This people are another of GNLD/NEOLIFE clones.
Waka waka job.

This statement is scary.

Other times e go be snake wey swallow dem.

Why should it come to threats.
Awọn kan ti ya were no doubt.

Why must Nigerians abuse every good invention?
I tire sef!

Good for you.
Na you go tire (dem go give you 'woto-woto')
Dass why we have people like you for Lawyers...so they can prosper from all the worthless problem you cause for yourself just because you thrive on attention.

Very Dumb Man..you suppose go learn piano, in the least. Maybe you go fit relevant to all your baby mamas.

The soup wey dem dey cook for you don nearly don. You think e easy.
You wan be Fela.. social media Fela.

Everybody feeling the heat.
This is the time for Tinubu to calm our beloved 'national brat' (Seyi) to desist from taking OUR presidential jets for spins around the world. Abi thunder wan fire...

He's just trying to put a face on his stupidity.
Make hin twerk naa maybe price of garri go come down.
Attention seeking nitwits.

Yẹyẹ people.

Contracts.
Oversea sponsored trips.
Licenses.
Appointment for preferred candidates
.... absolutely no love for country.

The motive for division in Nigeria is not tribal sentiments. Those people agree to disagree and disagree to agree. The pendulum of GREED.

Money can't by you brain you know.
Why dem no like am. It's a new sensation for them. Like some kind of people that love going to Circus. He's completely fascinating.
But for how long?

Wooow!
O make sense ku (fresh to death).
Fileh!

It still marvels me people have time for this rubbish.

FatimaAbubakar:
Na dem. Sorofisticated people with respect for elders. Ndi gbegiri.

See people wey get respect dey call agberos to beat their mama husband

Sorofisticated people

Wow!
Your statement is heavily laden with JEALOUSY.
No modify am o.
I could bet those 'likes' came from your friends with whom you're with right now.
Take am easy o.
You can be more sophisticated you know.

PinkNature:
Do you know how much a mudu of beans is right now in the market?

No mind am. Most people come here to escape the reality out there. Some to vent their anger/frustration.

Where they will make enough money off the people through palliative measures.
Just watch.

HellVictorinho6:
unnecesarry comparison



this thread is dumb

Dassrite.. very childish.
Someone probably ran out of what to push to the front page.

Goodlyhrt:
Nothing is more enjoyable than sex unless you have really low libido.

Satisfaction from sex especially with a really sexy hottie is what some people give anything in this world to have.

Go to your history book to find out that satisfaction from sex have caused or stopped so many wars, enterprises, earth shattering events.

Stop living in self denial unless you are of low libido or effeminate.

The creator perfectly put it in place following how the earth is self sufficient in that we can never run out of humans or any other resources because of that hunger and satisfaction from procreation embedded deeply in us both plants and animals.

The best satisfaction comes from anything that is related to creation because that is our original dna and we are a copy of our creator.

Life is the highest creation. So sex actually gives the highest satisfaction.

I believe when all good things are of equal measure, sex towers over all other and everyone will agree with this.

Hell NO!

Mariangeles:
Yes na.
The smaller cuts taste sweeter due to longer caramelization.
They take longer to fry too.

I haven't tried it, but you sound convincing.
My favorite combo anytime.
Beans and youknowwhat 💝

Mariangeles:
To some extent, yes.

The taste I mean...