₦airaland Forum

koning:
very funny. You're gloating abi.....i just dey picture the poor girl in my mind. Her father will never allow her to come back to Nigeria.

I'm beginning to suspect say na you dey advise my Uncle. I feel for her over my moin moin and ogi.

If I was the law, I'll sentence you to Birmingham for 38 years...that is cruel for you, if you get the urge to eat ewa agonyin every once in awhile or you dey get the luxury to piss away where toilet no dey. Besides Oyinbo no too like you.

Inspirer1:
Many may be going through this, but the cries from here may be what rekindles their hope to stay put over there.

True again.
I have a 19 year old frustrated cousin over there whom as we speak right now is so fustrated she never took UNILAG admission because she was born in the UK and she thought she could get better prospects.. came home at age 4. Her father spends ¾ of his pension on Egusi, dried packaged fish, garri and such.
She can't stop talking about Ojota.

If you reading this and you're on your way to Hunky Kingdom... you're sitting on a looooong th..

Inspirer1:
Yeah, majority of us know so.

Our leaders are the ones falling our hands, making legitimate children accepting to slave away over there, sad.

I agree with you jare. But sha, me I no get plan to leave Lagos. Oyinbo no just dey cast theirselves anyhow. UK is so expensive to live in.
I remember that year in Worcester/Hereford. Depression carry cane flog me ehn.
Most unfriendly environment ever.

38 years in that place.
Wooow!
The man try.
I can't spend a year in the United Kingdom.
I hate that place.
Let's not decieve ourselves, Lagos is where life is a party..if you get money. Eko dun abegi 😗

Nigerans have eyes but can't see.

Do you need to tell us? People cannot feed..they cannot afford food, med-care, housing, transportation. Literacy level declining...suffer like never before.
Dey there dey yan like say dem blind.
Very disgusting.

My relationship with Jesus is very personal. I'm never dependent on man. I know God through my faith in God and the words of the Bible

"But what I do, that I will do, that I may cut off occasion from them which desire occasion; that wherein they glory, they may be found even as we.
For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."
- 2 Corinthians 11:12-14 (KJV)

It's obvious people no too like you.
Maybe you don show dem shege pro max.

Your response sef..na wa.
Try other forum bro. Ya level don cast for NL.

This present age has nothing to offer.
The standard of God is the only way to a life worth living.
The material world we place our undivided focus can never guarantee us security in any way. Wealth will fail, beauty will fade and every of our aspirations will expire with the sands of time..and all that our soul desire will become vanity.
Only in God can we attain peace.
Through Christ Jesus our Lord and Savior.
Have you given your life to Jesus?

Fear of 'Kolos' and 'Ice' is the beginning of wisdom.
This menace called Hard Drugs will bring you down regardless of how talented you are.
This dude needs to get into a Rehab.
He's a symbol of a decadent and vulnerable generation.

You need more than a pump action shotgun as an 'eiye' member to survive in that hood. Lucky he was arrested. E get as dem dey end 🪓 'eiye' confra members for that side.⚰️

Parents beware of the company your children keep. Find time to nurture them.

Watianoengineer:
She's not lying. My ordinary Fendi boxers cost 29 million so I believe her

You are a lie.
I doubt if you'll have time for Nairaland even if you wear a ₦50,000 wristwatch

Kobojunkie:
See Wickedness abeg!

I don't blame him! I blame the so-called billionaires who continue to fund his lies.

oo ti kan agbako ẹ?

vozkined:
Revoke license cause plane skid of road, well Done

Plane (bro) no be kekeh wey dey do stunts o. God forbid.. it could be the lives of Nigerians if it skidded into (let's say) a structure.
To think this planes are suppose to have periodic checks on them (it is obviously some sort of negligence).
I insist that airline should be grounded.

Has the price of garri come down?
Stupid distractions.
Hunger Games (the movie) keeps coming to my mind.

I have no respect for an institution that has no consideration for civilians and their civil rights.

An average Nigerian soldier is aggressive, uncivil and can be menacing.

I can't bring myself to celebrate the Nigerian army.

If you want to rent a bully..now you know who to call.

It's amazing the standard of service all this foreign investors bring into the country.
A big refuse dumping yard.
A country where anything goes.
Aviation licenses should be revoked by now sef.
How on earth can some sick individuals blame Tinubu for this for f×ck sake.

MrLibrarian:
be careful how you speak to a man of God.
He's wrath is like fire

Indaboski wrath

completeskills:
God can call you anytime he wants.....or you call him if he refuses to call you.
God knows his own.

Hin own clear. Infact..no be juju. Just entertaining scam.

Whatever he is, he's still into entertainment.

Pastor Nackson

Dem drink pure water?
Shey dem enter korope?
Garri with g-nut nko?

Abegi!

franugo:
You're making my point that the ladies should be more discerning in their choice of wears to the gym

Let's face it bro. Women love showing off. Like the saying - "if you got it then flaunt it". But to be sincere, I've had my "who wan kill person" days. I understand you. women should be modest in appearance. Our culture does not tolerate a whole lotta oyinbo issues. Okay

The way people die anyhow like ants in Nigeria these days quite appalling.
Life expectancy rate is so so low.
Na wa o.

No market safety guidelines and enforcement (no safety environment enlightenment workshops for literates and illiterates)
Abegi.
Dem just start. Make them come ask Tejuosho market people na.
Naija people no dey reason pre-emptive measures..na fire brigade method every time.

franugo:
Nobody is whining oga. Beach has beach wear, gym has gym wear, for sensible people, there shouldn't be a basis for comparison between both

Okay.
Is this a Beach wear? 👇🏽(picture)
Point is: show restraint.
No too reason am.
Haba
A quote says: "As a man thinketh in his heart so is he."

So true.
Naija..where gateman no go gree you pass easy without flexing authority.
No be every body dem dey try am with. But as oga Keyamo sabi to buy puff-puff for show glass..e go mean say e don jam screwdriving 'enchineers' wey sabi speak English.

franugo:
He has left the kitchen and set up his own gym at home.
Well they're not covering themselves, that's the point he's making.

C'mon. It's not that they come nude. Your man is a distracted pervert (a discreet Viewer). Artists do paint nude women on canvas (that's discipline). Stop whining about women in skimpy swim suit and face life as it's evolved. I worked in Miami Florida before.. what becomes a pervert in a place such as Miami?

pocohantas:
They should pity for their fellow women too.
I do wonder if they would be as motivated to dress same way if it was a female only gym. Some of those gym outfits are something else. They look like swimming trunks.




There is nothing ANTI-FEMALE about my comment. It is pro-common sense and decency (which I stand for). So you should help check yourself for seeing everything from the lens of anti male or female. As I can assure you, I am not the problem.

Regards

I'm a 100% male.
And I say if you can't stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen.
Women are at liberty to cover theirselves as they would prefer without some pervert going bonkers. In the same breath, both sexes should exercise discipline in a fast changing (degenerating nevertheless) world. Get your woman something skimpy and work out together if that is what turns you on.

Klington:


Tilimbu is a natural disaster.

His gullible followers are blockhead nonentities.

With such a mindset you're gonna make enough enemies to kill you. The idea of someone in a position has made you so bitter that you conclude that million of people better off than you are blockhead and nonentities.
You are a block headed nonentity whose mouth may soon earn him a fate worse than poverty.
No one will pity your type. Onye nzuzu