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PoliticsRe: Let's Go To Adamawa State.. by Pataki: 10:12pm On Jun 17, 2013
I would be utterly silly not have my space reserved here.


Adamawa, yo! Whats popping?!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Embarrassed In Dubai For Associating With Buhari by Pataki: 5:47pm On Jun 17, 2013
Good move by Asiwaju.

I just hope this also serves as a lesson for him to watch where and how he associates with these godless and heartless bastards in PDP.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians No Longer Have Respect For Their Elders – Goodluck Jonathan by Pataki: 5:41pm On Jun 17, 2013
Werey president.....keep talking. I see you in chains very soon.
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Pataki: 11:47am On Jun 17, 2013
ilugunboy: Obviously he wanted to bamboozle and blackmail the two Mods from opposite angles...but they both quickly saw to his shenanigan and effectively shut him down.

grin grin grin
I tire oh. He has been whinging since yesterday, he slept on this thread and woke up this morning to start the same nauseating noise making. SMH.

Intelligent responses proffered by Afam (I am shocked that he can be intelligent sometimes grin) and OAM4J.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 7:44am On Jun 17, 2013
dayokanu: Berbatov, Santacruz, Pappis, Kompany, Hleb, Demba Ba Podudski

These were players who had no prayer in the Bundesliga and became club icons in the EPL

And as at 75min, Suarez has yet to create any chance from open play(Something Kagawa did in the first 10mins yesterday) or even get a shot on target
This is rich and priceless! So PoGOALski is suddenly one of the bundesliga player who has done well in the EPL? Even the devil must be amazed at how u can twist your tongue so perfectly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 7:37am On Jun 17, 2013
Thanks to the moderator who made this thread clean once again.

Dayo and his protege, clear off from Bosscienly! He is NOT for sale. Eyin olojukokoro.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan-Amaechi Face-Off: Patience Relocates To Port-Harcourt by Pataki: 5:50pm On Jun 16, 2013
Patince continue to sit in PH while another woman is doing kerewa on your dumbo husbandin Abuja.
PoliticsRe: The Many Lies Of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan And His Gang. by Pataki: 12:59am On Jun 13, 2013
Please add the boko haram one. Don't forget the PHCN lie as well.

This thread will be of great importance towards 2015.


PS: Kindly ignore all derailers.
PoliticsRe: World Bank Indicts Jonathan’s Government. by Pataki: 12:04pm On Jun 12, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: It is the JOINT responsibility of the states, federal and local govt to create jobs and eradicate poverty. The national purse is shared 50-50 by the federal govt on one hand and the states and local govt on the other (via state-local govt joint account).

So while we ask how many jobs the federal govt has created in the last few years and what percentage of Nigerians have been lifted out of poverty through policies and programmes at the federal level, we should NOT forget the states.

How are the states and local govts creating jobs and eradicating poverty with their share of the national purse? How many jobs has Fashola or Chime created in the last few years? These are critical questions
Go and preach your drivel to World Bank.

One of the basic amenities needed to eradicate poverty is electricity. I suppose it is the job of State and Local governments to provide that also - no?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's APC E-warriors Are Suffering From Chronic Bad-belleism- A Silent Killer by Pataki: 11:43am On Jun 12, 2013
ballabriggs: OVOKO! OVOKO!! OVOKO!!!

This one na mental case O! This one go dey sleep for night dey shout "GBAWE GBAWE, I WILL DEAL WITH THAT GBAWE MAN!" for in dream. HEY!!!

I cannot believe this, so someone arose by 4.37 am to put down such rubbish against his virtual "enemies".

This man needs help, quick help for that matter. Na psychiatric case be this. Any Doctor in the house?

OVOKO!!!
https://i.imgflip.com/gel7.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif
PoliticsRe: FG Creates 1.2Million Jobs In Mining Minister by Pataki: 11:26am On Jun 12, 2013
Oh halleluyah!!!!!

No more Boko Haram! No more militant twats just collecting allowee for nothing.

No more street touts! No more kidnappers! No more jobless youths parading our streets.

1.2 million mining jobs up for grabs!

World Bank shame on you for lying to Nigerians that unemployment rate has risen in Nigeria! Our retardeen president and his crooks can never lie to us!!!
PoliticsRe: World Bank Indicts Jonathan’s Government. by Pataki: 11:19am On Jun 12, 2013
omonnakoda: In a sense?? In another sense nko?
Improvise? YES YOU ARE REALLY IMPROVISING US
This is not fair! Why are you improvising his English? Do you want to add to the stats already provided by World Bank that our unemployment rate has risen? Please stop this now!!!
PoliticsRe: Fashola Launches Eko Gas (LPG) PICS by Pataki: 10:31am On Jun 12, 2013
I cannot help but admire the intellectual wit of this Fashola dude. Kerosene should have long been eradicated at least from urban cities like Lagos. A right step being taken by Fashola and his intelligent crew.

Fashola truly has this way of making developments easy and fanciful to grasp and appreciate.

For example, the last time I was in Lagos, I did not even know we had passed Oshodi not until my friend told me. It was definitely not the Oshodi I used to know many years back.

Fashola is clearly a man with functioning brain than the pathetic sod we currently have been cursed with as a president.
PoliticsRe: World Bank Indicts Jonathan’s Government. by Pataki: 10:17am On Jun 12, 2013
How can the World Bank say this?!

Have they not seen that 1.2million jobs has been created by the mining sector?

Have they not seen that our legislators are the most paid in the world?

Which President can boast of a billion naira food budget?

Why must all these scamming agencies continue to pull down the hard-stealing efforts of Jonathan and his crooks? Why why why?!!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's APC E-warriors Are Suffering From Chronic Bad-belleism- A Silent Killer by Pataki: 9:54am On Jun 12, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: Lets deal with these issues one at a time. Three options for you- substantiate your initial LIES, bow out of this thread in shame or offer an apology.
Where are the lies?

Did Abati not lie to the nation about Dame Goodluck? Was it Tinubu or Buhari who coerced him into this cheap lies he continues to spew around?

Has GEJ implemented the Ribadu almost close to a year after submission by Ribadu?

Close to two years now, where is the hotel list that Abati promised Nigerians he would release of the officials who went to Australia with GEJ? Or was it Tinubu and Buhari who are witholding him from being honest in this mendacious oaf he has turned himself to be?

You are a shameless liar and your ediotic rantings will not hide the truth from Nigerians!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 9:28am On Jun 12, 2013
1025: support to...? that is exactly what i am talking about. while others are using their hands to lift trophies, arsenal fans are busy using their hands to providing support to...
this is where the professor has brought u guys.
See this arindin jatijati, so you used your own hands to lift the Europa cup? Do you have friends in real life? I can just imagine how you must be entertaining them with your outstanding idiocy.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's APC E-warriors Are Suffering From Chronic Bad-belleism- A Silent Killer by Pataki: 7:34am On Jun 12, 2013
The ARSSSSHOLE ROCK sycophant has returned with his ediotic drivel.

Tell your Abati, to come and defend his past articles and stop this uber foolishness of yours licking your oga's yansh whenever any of his stewpeed whims and caprices are exposed online.
PoliticsRe: Cleric Calls For Christian Governor In Lagos State Elections by Pataki: 9:53pm On Jun 09, 2013
Is this not the same mindless religious foolishness that Nigerians had when voting in that drunkard from Otueke?

Is it not in this same Nigeria, that a so-called Christian President blatantly refused to say amen to a prayer against corruption in a church building? Who is fooling who?

Foolish devils hiding in religious cloaks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 5:11pm On Jun 09, 2013
[quote author=dipo+]Are you cursed? Can you just leave Arsenal alone? If you are not cursed, you are mad[/quote]Epe idile dey worry that dude. cheesy cheesy You never find it engaging in any intellectual discourse on the Chelsea thread.
FamilyRe: My Son Just Got A Girlfriend....Happy But Scared!!! by Pataki: 1:54pm On Jun 07, 2013
Baba Oyo, leff the boy alone.

E je ki o lo-igba, ki igba ma lo oh! Omo olope, jaiye ori e joor! cheesy

But teach him about using strapping on kondoo for his kondo oh!

Or wait, maybe he already has one in his jacket, like him papa! Omo baba e! grin
FamilyRe: Pls I Need A Nice Yoruba Name 4 Baby Boy! by Pataki: 1:47pm On Jun 07, 2013
Try: Oluomo-Pataki. cool
FamilyRe: . by Pataki: 1:44pm On Jun 07, 2013
I truly have my doubts as to whether this is a brother-in-law, or better still an authentic houseboy.

I am gobsmacked by what I have read from the OP. If truly the brother-in-law is older than the wife, I suspect he must be having serious mental challenges. This is an issue the wife should address with her husband.
PoliticsRe: Fashola's 2200 Days In Office At LASU. The Best Speech Ever And Pics. by Pataki: 1:28pm On Jun 07, 2013
With the likes of Fashola, there is still hope for Nigeria.

I am really impressed with this intelligent charismatic man. Millions of miles better than the retardeen at the top.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 8:28pm On Jun 06, 2013
High time I kick start my own Pataki-sports reports.

Pataki-sports can report that, two mega signings are about to be announced latest next week Monday. Hint: a midfielder and sterling goalkeeper. cool
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by Pataki: 9:52pm On Jun 04, 2013
dayokanu: That is if you have the money or your parents have the money to get a place for him.

In case you brother gets a schorlarship to UK to study but doesnt cover living expenses, while you cant afford it, You send him back to Nigeria because young couples need their space
Dayo please relate to the story posed here. You are drawing irrelevant analogies to buttress your sentimental views.

For three years, this wife tolerated a sister-in-law in her own matrimonial home. Three years is sheer madness for a woman to have tolerated such. Even a Masters study in the UK will not last for three years. What is your point sef?!
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by Pataki: 3:35pm On Jun 04, 2013
Ujujoan: Nne biko stop wasting valuable cyber time oh!

Some people deserve to be 'attacked', some get to be insulted; That one is just not worth any form of response . . Rapu ya ka o na atamu! cool cool
OLODO!>>>>>>>>>>https://i.imgflip.com/s95w.gif cool
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by Pataki: 11:15am On Jun 04, 2013
coogar: pataki & uju yet again?
this love thing is serious -
Coogar, give this girl her kondo so she can leave me alone abeg! cheesy
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by Pataki: 10:59am On Jun 04, 2013
Ujujoan: Heeeeey look at that . . . 'it' has a brain! cool grin tongue
LMAO! You are back ehn?! Mstchewwwwww
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by Pataki: 10:58am On Jun 04, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Rotflmao!

You don't wanna be banged that way....trust me. cheesy


Hauwa....Plantain Amala?!! shocked

Is that for real or is that a sly way to punish Pataki? cheesy[/quote]cheesy Leave my Hauwa alone to punish me as she wills.......I love her plantain Amala combo!!! grin
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by Pataki: 10:53am On Jun 04, 2013
dayokanu: Its best but circumstances make exceptions to certain rules.

You newly married and your Brother In law got a visa to your city where he knows no one, Would you kick him out in the snow because Couples need their space?
Exception to certain rules you say? This then implies for her to stay with her married brother for three years? No form of privacy for the couple. Even the wife has so much patience to tolerate such madness for a long while.

If my brother in.law moves in to my city, he has to get his own place asap. That is what a responsible man should ensure.
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan Inside The Toilet At OAU 50 Anniversary (VIDEO) by Pataki: 10:17am On Jun 04, 2013
Shalanga president drunk in his otueke ogogoro. grin
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Sister. Advice Please. by Pataki: 10:19pm On Jun 03, 2013
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Na wa oh!!

Where do people find the energy? Why Why must there be someone vs someone? I mean where people do find the time to monitor what someone else is doing to see if it offends you or not?

I'm sure these women are not sharing a room so if everyone respects themselves, clean up after themselves and mind their own business. ...I honestly don't see why one person has to leave the house patapata for peace to rein. These women don't have to be best of friends but they can leave peacefully abeg.

The husband needs to have a sit down with them....make them understand that they are both important to him and one can't replace the other. So the sooner they find a way to get along the better. Let them talk about what is causing friction between them (knowing how women are, it's probably something like one didn't like the way the other left the bathroom or kitchen after use and they should let that irritation fester until it became full blown anger over every little thing). There should be ground rules (We think adults should know better than to be told how to act but sometimes you gotta treat some people like children. So set rules).

I have a question for the women on the side of kicking the sister out...I am sorry but I gotta ask, how does your husband kicking his sister out of his house make you happy? I mean how does would one find pleasure in being in the middle of a rift between your husband and someone from his family without being wracked with guilt?!! huh

Sigh!![/quote]I think it is wrong for newly married couples to be hosting family relatives in their house for a long period of time. It is maritally unhealthy and goes a long way in making couples not having the perfect bond and true understanding to themselves fully.

This is not about being wracked with guilt. It is about doing the right and most appropriate thing as a couple. Spend time together devoid of family ties. Unfortunately, even if the sister of the husband is angel michael, she is still in the way of this couple.

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