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vivian chinaza: 10 mins don reach na...... Abeg knack us tori.

10 mins nothing yet! Baba Oyo oh!

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Hahahaha! Baba Oyo upload your story before they turn this thread to 'forno'!

Do you really need to go abroad to have a Masters degree?

I see three things here: 1) Your child; 2) Your education; and 3) Your boyfriend.

Is your boyfriend equally willing to let you go abroad for your Masters while he is left in Nigeria? I assume not. And besides, how are you so sure he is ready and willing to pay for your Masters study abroad when there is no serious commitment as such between you guys except a boyfriend - girlfriend relationship status.

Sorry I sound too skeptical about him. I just needed a pinch of reality here. Whatever you choose to do, your child is a priority which you should never compromise on.

Cheers.

coogar: the love between pataki and ujujoan should be addressed. how can 2 people love each other so much that they come online to pretend?

pataki, i have the key to baba oyo's chalet in obudu..... you can use it and create your own hurricane. may the gods of your land be with you.

You ehn!!!

Let Baba Oyo finish his story. I will be back to your offer.

Ujujoan: MONKEY!

Uju, my final word: this thread is not for me and neither is it for you and your names of animal recitations. I am here to enjoy the experiences and story of working relationship. So please carry your odious psycho-analytic 'daleru' disgusting being out of here.

Cheers.

Ujujoan: DOG!

Mgbeke, I don notice you oh. Oya waka comot from my face.

Suuegbe!

dayokanu: Some peoples lives are just so sad, And want people to be as sad as them No wonder they say Misery loves Company.

How is it anyones business How another married woman handles her house?

I have seen how some women railed on agiboma or so because she said infidelity wont make her quit her marriage.

Millions of women in Nigeria and abroad wont quit their marriages for infidelity and it doesnt make you any better than them because you walk out when your husband leaves his show in the living room.

Hilary stayed married to Bill till today despite the knowledge that he cheated, Annie still married 2face despite several baby mommas.

Yes its because Hilary and Annie have no self respect or dignity or whatever you call it Hypocrites

Thank you! O gbayi! Are you minding the desperate housewives crew. Awon gbegborun, madamus daleru-daleru......I can do better than Mama Oyo dem.

Ujujoan: GOAT!

Oh oh....so you are the mgbeke feeling goat-funky huh?

Amofin agba Desola, iwo sha ma wo ni ti e.


Aguntan to tadi mo ehin, agbara lo lo mu wa oh! OAM4J knows what he is doing.


Ikenna thinks he is a god here because he is a moderator. Imagine banning me and hiding my complaints yesterday for reporting one of his ibo brothers who made a tribalistic comment. Yes I mean his very own ibo brother!

Sugbon, sibe-sibe oju ti elegan last last. Nairaland Politics board will not die! Eledumare will not allow it!

Baba Oyo, Baba Oyo, Baba Oyo!!!!


Issokay oh!

This thread should be moved to the jokes section - no?

honeric01: I came here to at least relieve fx stress, yet dem come with their yeye 'i no go gree' wahala come dabaru adedibu's thread.

I sense it that d culprit are mostly d loudest in condemning ppl on this family section.

They use other ppl's mistakes to wail out their own marital janbajastic situation @ home.

Baba adedibu, pls come and continue your story o, fashola has been informed!

https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif Laff wan make me slap boko haram! (Sorry dayokanu!)

armyofone: em, was that the name off the iron kondom you use to hammer awon gurls eh?

haven't you heard it can be acidic down there? meaning your iron Kondom could get rusted?
Make you guys stop to dey eat 'sides'
ojoro ko da o.

Ehmmmm....actually I had been hearing the name for years and years now. So I was really curios to get my hands on it. I did not eat from the sides oh before you 'kobalize' me.

Na coogar you suppose preach well well to!

coogar: you have a crooked mind.....
that a woman forgives her husband's infidelity does not mean she's cheating. uju, where do you get this patience ozokwor mentality from? sometimes i wish someone should just take you to a market square and flog you repeatedly for hours.

I once recommended that she should actually be tied to her village museum and let the whole world see how foolishness is dangerous to the human mind.

Baba Oyo, please leave the story just where you left it here.

Heaven knows I cannot stand some mgbekes feeling goat-funky on this thread.




Baba Oyo, na beg I beg you oh before I go open your record for Holland.

armyofone: I hope men like cougar and Pataki will learn.
Pataki said he did same for his lady, well pineapple juicing was all we heard.
Let see if baby O carried some kegs with him. Okay okay, let me read on.

Yeah I did something quite similar of recent. But am surely learning one or two things from Baba Oyo's babe.

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Choi!!! And you all started without me!!!

Make I sit for backrow dey observe proceedings. Who's in charge of pop-corn here?



Huuh Couple yourself b4 they send us back to the Lit section![/quote]The legendary Mazi is here?!

I am a great silent admirer of all your write-ups and I look forward to contributing to your next work: Legend of the F*****S!



Baba Oyo, you should have told her, those condooms were Dutch souvenirs... On my last and recent visit to Nigeria last month, I brought some Ruff Ryder with me back here.....the story is for another time! I can't wait to read further from you tomorrow. Ka sun re!

Obiagu1: But you didn't prostrate for her, haba, is she your mate?.
You still have to do more other than mere glorification to persuade her fight your fight.
Things like washing her 'cloths' might help...

If it makes you sleep better today, yes we are mates. Now you can take that to the bank!

Keep changing your IDs up and down. One minute in Canada, next min he is in Abuja. Who are you fooling huh? Pataki is here to make you ibo people wake up to realities.

dayokanu: Pataki, Oya log in now, I have unbanned you Go and sin no more

You dey owe me 2 goats oo and a full breasted maiden

Oju ti elegan. Shukushuku bam bam Eni to ba wu ko be

Hehehehehe! You are right padi mi! Awon abinu eni jatijati Come Europe....ki fi awon oyinbo bati e je!

Thank you Mukina2 for correcting the childish error of your moderator.

Baba Oyo, we are waiting oh!

Meanwhile, we are dancing Azonto for now.

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Dear Seun and Mukina,

I have sent an email with my complaint sequel to the incident that has warranted me opening this thread. Within the provisions of Nairaland rules which I am constantly enforced to read before posting, I have decided to bring forth this thread.

One of your appointed and empowered Moderators clearly showed bigotry and tribalistic proclivity to my complaint to the fight against tribalism on the Politics board. I made a complaint in this regard to the said moderator after initially and respectfully using the 'Report' button.

However, I observed my post to have within spirits of second been hidden and I was immediately banned by Ikenna.

Here is the link for your kind consideration and attention: https://www.nairaland.com/938835/lets-complaints-suggestions-enquiries-here/118

Why is Ikenna hiding my post here?!!

When it is a clear complaint about an offensive and tribalistic comment from his ibo brother. Whereas the said comment I have complained about is still in view!

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]We know even if everyone on south west Nigeria is given 30 billion each, it wont stop you lots from destroying the faces of your children with horrible tribal marks in the name of tradition, and it wont stop the so called education illiterates of lagos from shiiting in nylon bags even in this 21st century. Tufiakwa

https://www.nairaland.com/1288692/eastern-nigeria-economy-overtakes-national#15700756[/quote]My hidden post can be found here: https://www.nairaland.com/938835/lets-complaints-suggestions-enquiries-here/118

Baba Oyo......you are fast becoming that famous Mazi of Literature/Writing section oh!

Oya, come back kia-kia and wet my tongue with this twist joor!

See how you re-branded your wife (abi na babe) for here!

Ikenna is online, I have sent a complaint to his desk about his fellow ibo brother who continues to post insults about Yoruba people, yet he has refused to take action.

Here is the post:

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]We know even if everyone on south west Nigeria is given 30 billion each, it wont stop you lots from destroying the faces of your children with horrible tribal marks in the name of tradition, and it wont stop the so called education illiterates of lagos from shiiting in nylon bags even in this 21st century. Tufiakwa[/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/1288692/eastern-nigeria-economy-overtakes-national#15700756

@ Admins,

Can the Admins tell us whether any word of caution has been given to Ikenna towards threatening members of the forum? I have made a report of the comment that shows Ikenna threatening or rather bullying me on this forum which is a clear violation of Rule No 2.

Could the allegation that Obiagu1 is the same person as Ikenna be confirmed by the SuperMOD or Admins?

Obiagu1: ... so was Yar.iba used historically but has now been auto-corrected to Yoruba on NL. So why not Ibo?
I have to use a dot because it couldn't let me use Yar.iba. Why is that and Ibo is freely used?

The people said we are not Ibo and so be it.

Who are the people who said so? There is no rule against the use of Ibo. I have not come across any credible weblink or report that supports the term Yar.iba as you claim to have been used historically.

If you have an issue with the term, raise it with Seun. Until there is an explicit rule or auto-correction on the word 'ibo', I am kindly permitted to use the term most befittingly on this forum.

I am not in the mood to engage further on this discourse. Raise it up with Seun if you feel offended by the term: 'ibo'.

Cheers.

Obiagu1: They say when you fight corruption, corruption fights back.
Keep it up bro, fight for your right to propagate hate.

There is no hatred here. Stop being paranoid. Or are you saying the likes of Ojukwu who clearly used the word: 'ibo' are propagating hatred against your tribe? Or that an Igbo dude who chose to call himself OMO IBO is propagating hatred against his own tribe and people?

Wake up and smell the coffee. 'Ibo' is a term that has been used historically and will not fade away either now or even tomorrow.

This is why I do not take kindly to any MOD using the power of moderation to threaten me on this forum over a word that has been used historically.

Baba Oyo, welkom terug! Ik ben aan het zitten alle dag voor jouw weekend informatie!

Come and give us scintillating gist as it all went down!

Ikenna351: Next time you address me as "ibo", you wont like my reaction on your profile, trust me!

Ikenna

I have equally gone further to report your comment. I hope the superMOD and the respective Admins (Seun and Mukina), would give you a word of caution.

I have reported you as making a threat to a member of the forum.

Afam4eva: DONE

Thank you Mr. Afam.

Ikenna351: Next time you address me as "ibo", you wont like my reaction on your profile, trust me!

Ikenna

As for you, don't ever threaten me! I am not one of those you can bully on this forum!!!!

If Seun has not explicitly stated on his rules that the term 'ibo' is forbidden on his forum, you have no right or audacity to threaten me on a faceless forum!

In fact last time I checked, these were his last words on the term ''ibo'' :

Seun:
We cannot auto-correct ibo to Igbo even if we wanted to. The term was in common use historically, and as a result, many urls have the term "ibo" in them. Such urls will be broken if we correct "ibo" to "igbo" using our word censorship filter, and that will not help the Igbo cause. Here's an example of such a link: www.africaguide.com/culture/tribes/ibo.htm

So if you have an issue with me referring to you as ''ibo'', kindly take it up with Seun!

Ikenna, what has warranted this attack on me from one your ''ibo'' brothers?

OMO IBO: And then you call yourself intelligent. Abi.

Pathetic old sod.

https://www.nairaland.com/1288589/ex-militants-threaten-resume-violence-2015/1


Do something, because I can equally give him full down, pressed down, and shaking together!

Thank you. I await your action.

Why wait till 2015, why not start from now? M0r0nic noisemaking beings.

We all know, the North is the heaven for SS/SE people.