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Cristalz:
@pataki
Nothing personal dearie. . .but i don't ''go with'' pick-up lines

I never expected you to be easy though.

_{**Going back to the drawing board**}

Cristalz:
@pataki
Thanx for noticing o,my brother.Any small thing they turn it into America and Europe,as if this is no longer a Nigeiran forum. *hiss*

My sister, we will fight for what is ours!!!!

So what you say? Going with my pick-up line?

RedHotChic:
She's obviously not dealt first hand with them.

I don't she was talking of the American Banking System.

Cristalz:
@pataki
Is that a pick-up line?

Hahahahahahaha

You got me there!

Cristalz:
@pataki
Abj's getting funkily savvier everyday. . .you should get back to it

If you would show me the way, I am most ready.

RedHotChic:
OYB is my love. Are you trying to get his information so you can go and murder him? I still will not date you even if he's dead so, lay off that mafia tactics.

Oyb is a married man . . . albeit you have always been an omo alata, so you are only exhibiting your ways.

@ Topic,

Omo-Alatas are always ready to steal another man just to elevate themselves from their poverty.

Cristalz:
@RHC

-Girl you should know that air travel has a very much higher risk percentage than road travel.

-Bankers are so not low profile and are arguably better than Politicians because bankers are much more generous than a politician could ever be.And most times,a politician is only generous because he wants to see your back on a flat surface.Wherez the romance in that? Bankers are actually sensitive people because one of the key elements of their job is empathy--translate that to romantic ability. A politician just feeds fat on taxpayers' money and thinks about how to get more. A romantic politician? Very rare my dear.

-Businessmen and politicians are not the same. . .politicians have more time to themselves and in most cases,a hell of a lot more money.Besides,a politician's income is steady.Businessmen on the other hand,income's as uncertain as the weather. Romance will sure get hard when hez worrying about containers and stuff.

- Lecturers are romantic? Sure you're still in touch with your country? I doubt it.


@pataki
Abj's calm n cool tonight dearie.

I miss Abj though. Can't wait to get back into that city.

You are very right with your write-up. Are you dating a banker by the way? You seem to know their ways very well.

Hannibal:
Manage her like that. . . . . . .Get her some high heels.
Matter of fact, i know where u can get special shoes for her to reduce the height gap.
I hope u don't mind her malodourous farts and body odour. . . . . You may need to get her BVLGARI(pour femme).

Manage her

That babe needs serious upgrading. . . .I might be willing to consider her for a two weeks probation as my kitchen attendant.

Let her name her terms. . . . in fact she has no terms to be demanded here!!!!

Hannibal:
Pataki, no need for this.
In all honesty, Hotfunmi digs u.
She was on ma YM all night yesterday copping a plea to hook y'all guys up.
Lookie, i understand she can be unrefined, unsophisticated and annoyingly verbose but BEHIND that heart of stone, she is reasonable.
Tickle her off Nairaland and she would play ball. . . . . . . . , although u may have to cope with the fact that she is less than 5 ft.

Less than 5ft? GOSH!!!!!! I should be thinking of getting a wheelchair to be comfortable in kissing her. What a life of misery.

She should be get refined from her crude state of affairs, just maybe. . . . . . Pataki might then consider her.

Cristalz:
I been think say Pataki na man

Don't mind that girl, she is so twisted beyond her own comprehension.

How is Abj today?

RedHotChic:
Don't mind him, he's raising the bar for you. if I were you, i rather stay put with those orishirishi women from ebutte metta than give yourself a sleepless night because you want to belong. Dating Funmi is hard work joo because this chic here is redhot, sophisticated, alluring and totally grandeur.

Can someone tell this girl to lay off!!!!!

What is so special about dating you? Soon you will begging to stay under my umbrella, unfortunately I can't tolerate Ebutte Mettta chics.

Am not being proud or anything, but seriously even if you dress as Cindarella, I will still know you are the ghetto chic. I am highly allergic to ghetto chics.

KAPISH?

@ Topic,

Truck drivers like Funmi are least romantic.

@ Hannibal,

Of all babes on nairaland, it is Funmi you can deem fit for me? I got better taste than these omo alatas and agberos.

Last time I checked, Omo Alatas are the least romantic set of women you can ever imagine.

RedHotChic:
Yahoo boys are loud mouthed, Naaaa, didn't you notice that from Pataki?

What is this your obsession with Pataki?

@ Topic,

Lecturers/Students

Politicians/Prostitutes

Doctors/Nurses

RedHotChic:
Don't mind them. Pataki and Co wants women to be paying for their viagra. I think the problem is that men nowadays are no more ashamed of themselves? What happened to their ego? During our fathers era, it was an abomination for a man to take any financial favor from a woman and that's why men those days worked harder than these loose canons we have lying around our couches these days.

Pataki ask women for money? Are you drunk?

Just because your boo ask for pecuniary assistance from you to buy viagra to service you every weekend, does not mean every other guy is like that. And by the way, what makes it morally right for a woman to ask a man for money? I find it disgusting when women behave in such manner.

In the meanwhile, are you still interested in my old laptop? I am thinking of flushing it off on e-bay

Thank goodness all my siblings are very well ok not come sitting at the lap of one silly boy or girl asking for one thing or the other.

Absolute rubbish.

Aiight you may remove your email.

RedHotChic:
Is it me you are referring as an "entrapment"?

Who else was I talking to?

RedHotChic:
So you are capable of standing between me and your elder brother?

I don't even have an elder brother, so be rest assured you are coming under my scrutiny first.

And personally I don't like shit, if I see you are one, TO THE LEFT!!!!

I expect my brother to do the same for me, if I find myself in such an entrapment.

@ tkb,

Whats your YIM addy? I just realized B is even in amsterdam. Might see her one of these weekends.

@ Topic,

Yes, if the situation demands, I can and I will.

Mustay:
Is this the same old _daft Mr. Aptaki

Musiliu, is this your daftness hereditary

Of all people to talk, Smart Adeyemi is talking.

I used to have respect for him when he was the president of NUJ, not until he got involved in the syndrome of financial scam eating the nation.

Now he is talking of ban on generators. . . This is so ludicrous

Hannibal:
I hope and pray this deal does not go through.
How can we flipping pay 28 million for Berbatov?? Is SAF spending some drug money here?
This Bulgarian was bought 10 milla some few years ago and now SAF want to cough a staggering 28 million quid??
It makes no economic sense at all because in the next 2-3 years, he would decline and United would have to look for anutha striker.

You amaze me at times. Is ManU interested in money now more than the productivity of delivering when it is needed?

What is your point of not spending money on Berba if he has the capacity to deliver when it is necessary?

Agreed he was bought for 10 milla some years back, do you expect him to depreciate or appreciate

Not that I care anyway. . . . .

somze:
Blatter deserves more respect than this. The topic of this thread made me shiver with unbelief. The guy is older, wiser and wealthier than all of you put together.

This is rather a bovine statement to render.

World leaders are daily criticized and battered with all manners of words, yet I suppose because they are wiser, older and wealthier than their critics, they cannot be subjected to such

The Poster or whomever is free to address whomever as he rightly sees such a person.

I hope you will rise up to the situation in the nearest future when someone will say Somze is Daft, maybe by then you would have be older, wiser and wealthier.

Gbogbo omo egba dederen,

E ku owuro o.


Baa wa?

Shuooo. . . .Na so this kain thread dey here?

How far my people? As I dey take read this thread, I see say pidgin yinglish get levels for area!!!! E don tey wey pesin yarn hin own better talk. . . . . na so so yinglish full guy man mouth this days.

As e take be now, man go gast dey represent and vomit for this kain thread everly, make pesin dey rub minds wit greater minds. or I for do now?

Nothing do us walai! Nothing do me enter sef. . . . We everly dey solid like aso rock.

National Anthem of my Secondary School days

Lori Oke Ati Petele
Nibe Lagbe Bimi o
Nibe lagbe tomi dagba o ooo
Ile Omi Nira

(chorus)

Emi oma yo l'ori olumo emi osogo yi l'okan mi
ninu ilu olokiki o
lawa Egba ngbe
Ma yo, ma yo ma yo o
Lori Olumo
Ma Yo, ma yo, ma yo o
LORI OLUMO!!!!!!

Abeokuta ilu Egba
Ng o ni gbagbe re
Ng o ge o leke okan mi
Bi ilu odo oya,
Emi o ma yo lori Olumo
Emi o s' ogo yi I' okan mi
Wipe ilu olokiki o o
L'awa Egba ngbe

(Chorus)

boo ti ri latete ko se
onbe niseyin
ogo ni fo lu gbala
titi aye ani pekun
lao ma foluwawa
ka fi yin foluwa ju be lo,
ogo ni fun baba
ati fun omo
ati fun emimimo
Bo ti ri la tete ko she
lo be ni se yin
Ogo ni fun olugbala
titi aye ai nipekun
la o foluwawa,

MAY GOD BLESS ALL EGBAS!!!!

Cristalz:
Try 'Its a thing of shame that girls of nowadays are in the habit of satisfying their bellies by patronizing eateries or fast food joints. . . .whichever.

Waz probably too long to fit into the alloted topic space.

Would I be wrong to say you epitomize the word WISDOM? (Perfect Pick-up line)

syren:
Why hmmmm again? If i'm ill I will need rest. He must cook

Hmmmm

You have spoken with great sense unlike some other nonsense one keeps reading from your fellow women.

syren:
@ post

I don't mind cooking but I don't want it to feel like a strenuous chore. If I am not feeling up to it my husband should be able to atleast help from time to time.

Hmmmm. . . . .

jkpretty:
Once its coming from the right guy, its the best pick up line, no matter the construction

You are so RIGHT dear!!!!

syren:
At the end of it all the threads don't exalt one race of men over any other the way you do with women, we all have faults jare.

Learn to tell your fellow women when they go overboard with their nonsense.

Sometimes, I wish I was in-experienced.

@ Poster,

Count yourself lucky. You guys will enjoy one another to maximum. No one taught Adam in the garden of Eden how to make love.

You do not need any manual or tutorial.

Sisikill:
According to you guys now.

Abi, isn't that why you think we would like nothing better than to crawl up a white woman's vagina so we can be reborn white.

Don't play the BLAME game.

lady u:
tell me sthg i don't know

It will be for another thread/topic.