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PetsRe: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by patorial(m): 1:44pm On Jun 04, 2020
CrazyCrane:
I love fish but I hate the poop afterwards,my favorite are liver,heart and quarter leg chicken.
one funny fact about me is,I eat whatever i'm given by mom, I'm not a picky eater unlike my sister.
I'm 18weeks old and lately, I figured out that i'm now being protective,my guard instincts are coming out. I started my new job already barking whenever I hear the doorbell,I love hunting lizards and birds with squirrels when i'm allowed to roam the compound.
I made my first territorial marking today (I normally do pee bending down but I saw myself raising my hind leg and dropping a small pee) and it was in front of the compound. I could sense other dogs sexual pee around I guess so since my sis is on estrus.
BTW mom is teaching me how to play the game 'fetch' ...trust me i'm a fast and stubborn learner.
Lovely. You dragged me into your dairy too.
I understand that you can put words together.

Here is my WhatsApp number
+2347031609586

Pls do hit me up cos your words can fatch money
ProgrammingRe: Just For All Nigerian Programmers by patorial(m): 12:29am On Jun 04, 2020
guru01:
You can as well join by using this link.
https://gitter.im/ng-programmers/Lobby
Pls I want ur WhatsApp number.

Here is mine 2347031609586
ProgrammingRe: Funny Programming Memes. Just For Laughs by patorial(m): 12:01am On Jun 04, 2020
donproject:
If you want to succeed in anything in life, don't think about money first. Let passion alone drives you. If I see people who want to do things because others are doing it, there is one simple question I ask them, "do you want to do it because others are doing it or something inside of you want it badly?"

Anyways, you can contact me if you really need help.
Ever since 2015 ,I have been a programmer living alone in his world. I think it's time for me to get myself some friends.

Hit me up on WhatApp: +2347031609586
CelebritiesRe: Forbes Says Kylie Jenner Lied About Being A Billionaire, She Reacts by patorial(m): 3:08pm On May 30, 2020
AngelicDamsel:
You're trying to get at me, but I'm not here for you. So I'll pass.

You may be this guy in this pics below.

I appreciate your quote. You're the real definition of beauty.
if i be the guy in the picture , isn't it the help I offer myself.

Depression can be deadly
CelebritiesRe: Forbes Says Kylie Jenner Lied About Being A Billionaire, She Reacts by patorial(m): 7:54pm On May 29, 2020
AngelicDamsel:
They say "Fake it until you make it." grin grin grin grin
I guess your beauty must be fake.
FamilyRe: Sallah: How Arewa Women Pampered Their Husbands With Money And Love by patorial(m): 11:15am On May 28, 2020
[quote author= post=90042449]Live with it or move to the next thread.
Dem no force you open the thread.

You see "Arewa" for the title before u carry ur aproko red eyes click and enter into the 'Arewa' thread!
Next time, skip to the next thread you can gloat on...
Nagode in advance! tongue tongue[/quote]Op gave that guy a sensible answer to his question but, you have chosen to behave otherwise.

While don't u calm down and understand the point one is trying to get because if I hadn't opened this thread I wouldn't know what Arewa means.

Thanks.
FamilyRe: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by patorial(m): 5:20pm On May 22, 2020
tyup:
Learn how to fight and beat urs back in a degrading manner

drag him everywia
I guess you expect much news of a
boy stabbing his cousin Bro??
CrimeRe: Woman Accused Of Killing Agulu Youths In Anambra & Using Church To Cover Up by patorial(m): 12:30am On May 21, 2020
Fabulouzjoseph:
This is how we condemn innocent people while the politicians and criminals are walking about free.
Well you can't walk straight to any of those politicians and necklace them.
CrimeRe: Woman Accused Of Killing Agulu Youths In Anambra & Using Church To Cover Up by patorial(m): 11:54am On May 20, 2020
Fabulouzjoseph:
name one person that she has killed?
Oga read my comment again, I said if truly she kills.
CrimeRe: Woman Accused Of Killing Agulu Youths In Anambra & Using Church To Cover Up by patorial(m): 11:16am On May 20, 2020
Fabulouzjoseph:
Where is the freedom of religion.
if she decides to worship satan how is that anybody's problem?.
everyone has a right to practice whatever religion of their choice. Make una free that woman
If truly that she kills then, I don't see any freedom for religion which she deserve.
TravelRe: FAAN Fumigates Lagos, Abuja, Port-Harcourt Airports Ahead Of Reopening by patorial(m): 2:20am On May 20, 2020
The corona virus spread is real but, apart from me who else in Nigeria isn't taking this thing serious anymore?
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu To FG: "I Will Start Charging You For Free Education On Facebook" by patorial(m): 5:42pm On May 19, 2020
Smoke55:
what Should Baffle You Is How A Secondary School Drop Out And A Cow Herder Managed To Be Your President.
Greatest Savage of all time (GST)
PoliticsRe: Obiano Commissions Obizi And Otuocha Regional Water Scheme (Photos) by patorial(m): 10:53am On May 19, 2020
Balaxx:
Otuocha?? White woman pussy
The pronunciation sound different from the *Otucha* you hear from Nsukka people o
Christianity EtcRe: American Priest Sprays Holy Water From Squirt Gun To Maintain Social Distancing by patorial(m): 9:20pm On May 18, 2020
slyfox35:
Should have just said toy gun,that word “squirt” the kind bad things e don Dey associated with ehn
There is a big different between toy gun generally and a squirt gun.
So call it a squirt gun.
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by patorial(m): 8:53am On May 15, 2020
Xclusiveme:
The reason i need money is just for me to buy anything i want, travel to places, buy good cars, live in a good house, take care of my children. And $1M can do it. I don't see reason why i would want more
You think you can scam God Abi?
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by patorial(m): 8:45am On May 15, 2020
Naija246:
God bless you for this comment.
Anytime I see people praising these billionaires I just laugh. grin
How would God give one human such unimaginable wealth and leave the vast majority of humans barely surving? grin only the ruler of this world can do that aka, satan
As a Christian you are, do you even read your Bible?

Especially Genesis, Kings and Job?
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by patorial(m): 8:39am On May 15, 2020
Naughtysite:
God bless me with $100 billion , I will give half of it to the poor.
You think you can scam God abi huh?
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by patorial(m): 8:39am On May 15, 2020
Naughtysite:
God bless me with $100 billion , I will give half of it to the poor.
You think you can scam God abihuh?
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella Samuel's New Height by patorial(m): 2:17pm On May 13, 2020
Lawly:
Na through jealousy witchcraft dey start and that's why witches and wizards are never progressive.
At least we all know her as you can see in the comments. But who are you? who knows you?
Na you actually needs to be tamed so that we don't have another witch plaguing our society.
Oga he was just referring to the guy in the screenshot comments who was so concerned about the little girl's breast.
Car TalkRe: Wrong Overtaking: Who Is At Fault? by patorial(m): 8:01pm On May 04, 2020
Joshkeith:
Take UK for example, they keep left when driving, while we keep right. So one can’t tell who is wrongfully overtaking from just a picture, because one don’t know for sure what side of the road they should keep..
Remember the question "Based"
Car TalkRe: Wrong Overtaking: Who Is At Fault? by patorial(m): 7:59pm On May 04, 2020
alasan007:
1 is wrong in Nigeria you can’t over take from the right hand side only if you know the highway code...
Simply accept the fact that you need to go back to driving school, if truly you live in Nigeria
Car TalkRe: Wrong Overtaking: Who Is At Fault? by patorial(m): 7:49pm On May 04, 2020
Afam4eva:
I'm assuming that this is Nigeria where we use the left hand drive.
Have you ever been in a vehicle ??
Science/TechnologyRe: Coronavirus: Space Crew Return To Very Different Earth by patorial(m): 11:38pm On Apr 18, 2020
Prechgold1180:
me dat have gone to space two times
First time was in 2019 second time 2020 but the decoder easily loose signal so I yaff gone to gotv
Mad fellow grin grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Coronavirus: Space Crew Return To Very Different Earth by patorial(m): 11:38pm On Apr 18, 2020
Blackfire:
When will Nigeria go to space??
You should ask first of all ask when they are going to supply constant electric.
HealthRe: Mum Infects Her 17 Children With Coronavirus In US As She Didn't Show Symptoms by patorial(m): 6:56pm On Apr 18, 2020
Factfinder1:
17 childrenhuh? How manage

Does she stay in north America

If you dont get the joke/sarcasm dont quote me like a goat
The post said "which most are adopted".
RomanceRe: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by patorial(m): 7:21pm On Apr 17, 2020
Teaser4:
i don't know why some folks here can't take a chill pill and mind their f**kn business.....see your head like covid19's horn....wetin yu don buy for ya mama oh. falana gbotie...I wish e-slap dey here, you for 99 rounds
What the guy said is actually the Truth.

Secondary ,I don't think anything one decided to post on Nairaland is still a private thing anymore, others opinions are also welcomed.
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Starts The Distribution Of Food Items In Ondo (Photos) by patorial(m): 5:17pm On Apr 12, 2020
OK let's get down to distribution scheme now
Christianity EtcRe: Is 3 O'Clock The Most Effective Hour To Pray?? by patorial(m): 8:35am On Apr 12, 2020
If ur God is a 3 o'clock God, so be it.

If you God is a God of no season, so be it.

As for me , I pray only when I want to.
BusinessRe: I Visited A Crowded Lagos Market In Ogba (Photos, Video) by patorial(m): 11:25pm On Apr 11, 2020
tuzle:
It is ignorance that will finish us in this country, I am sure some people still take these pandemic for a joke. it is when people start dying on the street before we will fully obey the sit at home instruction
Maybe it's when people start dying of hunger that the government will understand that most people eat base on how much they make in a day.

It's all same death.but, I'd rather die quick of corona virus than to die slowly of hunger.
CrimeRe: Stain Lace: I Was Robbed In My House In Akwa Ibom During Lockdown (Graphic Pics) by patorial(m): 8:31pm On Apr 11, 2020
tyup:
You'll never hear things like this in the North.....later one mumu smwia wee be telling me the North is not civilised, If this is the type of civilization Ipobs wan2 give us then we don't want sad
Robbery is not the only crime, think about child rape and terrorism.
HealthRe: 14 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total Of 288. 7 Deaths. 51 Discharged by patorial(m): 11:18pm On Apr 09, 2020
Ouchbabe:
I think it's ideal to tell us the exact location of those confirmed cases especially in Lagos so that people within those vicinity can be extra careful. My one kobo thought
This country nah just vibes we get. I don dey reason say all this funny report nah the Govt wan take catch cruise.

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