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Whistling in the evening attracts witches
Don't look at the mirror in the night

VTJN:
300k to write exam?

Not exactly,Gre exam is around 70k and ILETS is also around that amount plus other stuffs like international passport which is compulsory for these exams.200k is ok to be on the safe side.

ehinmowo:
I perceive you are under 25.

That true,you must be in your late 30s or early 40s judging from when you joined this forum.

Hannania:
Hello, with the unstable educational system in Nigeria evident by the current ASUU strike, i've started looking for scholarships abroad for my BSC in engineering. I'm currently in 300l, but wouldn't mind starting over.

I'm on three scholarships, and the sum would have me with 1.3m next year. Please help my research on countries that would give full tuition, and a budget that my 1.3m will aid my struggle.

PS: Europe is more preferable for me. Germany, Austria.etc

Cc: Justwise

Please foster to frontpage

Bro,post this in the travel section.It is very very hard to get this scholarship.The best thing to do is complete your bachelor's degree here with a first class or at least a 4. (You are almost done),then write those exams like GRE and ILETS .I am in 200level and that is my plans after graduating.Keep at least 300k,it will be enough for everything.

Donspicey:
Bro as a guy dat have dated older ladies bfr......


I will advice you to settledown with some one you can control......


She maybe supportive bt to be honest,she is only doing dos tinz so dat ur mind will be relaxed and u will tink dat she is a wife material.....

Bro if u marry dat girl e don be for u be dat cos las las na she go get upper hand pass u for ur home......

And bfr u do anytin u must consult her first.....


Be Wise.........

True talk bro

Donmoscojaja:
marry but remember say any day you mess up...you are as good as bye bye

I have thought of this before.Imagine you guys are quarelling and out of anger,she just say"Don't forget,we are not agemate" and her next words will be "sorry honey,I didn't mean that" ,I am so sorry,pls forgive me.

I just remembered "SIREN"

StacyO:
Aiieee
This pidgin English is something else.


We no dey on good rapor.
More like rapture (wahala).

As for the wayward lady,just leave her to her fate.

I swear,Pidgin english get level oooo

NOwazobia:
you are talking to a male Ape, and you expect an Ape to see something good in that which is not Ape. He already called his mother an Ape, and Apes only give birth to Ape(s). He is only angry that he could not find the Ape he is in the women around him. He will have to travel home to marry his sisters who are Apes because that is the only Ape family in our country. Stupid young man who lacks intelligence and brilliance.

That guy has problem.I don't know whether they stone am to planet earth.

womenareapes:
Mr man you shouldn't be thinking of getting married to those black apes called Naija women but rather you should be thinking of how to date foreign women

you see! these pieces of shiit don't have have anything to offer other than there 1000 diameter blackhole!

the disadvantages of marrying a Naija women far outweigh the advantages!

no economical value, NOTHING!

walking into marriage with Naija women is like signing life contract with the Devil!

Is your mum,a black ape.Did your dad sign a contract with the devil,mtcheeew.Stop generalizing,there are still good female Nigerians out there.

peppermint7:
Omoh cry smal small oo

Chaiiii,a drop of tears no even commot from my eyes or did i watch another movie.Is it not the Dog Christmas movie.I just dey laugh.You wil pay me for watching a movie of about 1hours46min with high hope of crying:'
Though the movie is ok(5/10)

peppermint7:
A cry after watching Hello the end of that movie is fucking emotional
Then Lady and the Tramp. No try watch that cartoon oo
Because you go shade tears

I have that"lady and the tramp" in my phone.Make I go watch am.I got update you

Temi otedola tried in the film.Somebody that do not study theatre arts.Gone are the days of actors/actress that went to the university to study theatre arts.Nengi is another example,infact they plenty.All those people reading all night,just to study theatre arts.Na only God know ooo.Infact,What do they even teach them for 4 good years?

rapcy:
Very interesting

I love how they portrayed every aspect of the movie as we see in reality, although along the line, it became a little bit boring but it still ended well.

They could have added embedded subtitle when the actors switch to other languages...

Teni is a good actor, she fit into her role very well,

I would recommend people to see the movie.

They added but it's on Netflix.Someone asked about the subtitle on twitter and get blasted by the director of the movie.

Abeg,is this a 400level exam question.No kill me with laugh ooo.Na jss1 agriculture exam be dis na.

Escabado:
If you are a guy you think you have found the love of your life . Now you have to think twice

1. immediately your wife give to your first child or second child , her Love for you will reduce drastically . She will transfer all her love to her children . That's why you see Early divorce or when lots of married men complain about there 4 years marriage

2. After giving birth the next thing she will start wishing you is death because she will say after all she can rest and train the kids on her own especially if she have a good source of income

3. Never you bring your wife close to your business or investment if you want your marriage to last . If she has work or her own business fine let her concentrate on her own . Immediately you bring your wife into your business it means you have lost all your financial freedom . She will no every kobo you earn and when to demand for money for unnecessary things cos she will say after all there is money .

Guys add yours so we can continue to eradicate the simps among us

Nonsense,though some women are like what you wrote but not all.Stop generalizing stuffs like this.You guys always make it look like all women are demons.Maybe your mum is like that,but not mine because if she was a very good woman.I don't think you will be writing this.No offence bro,Happy Sunday.

I laugh all these types of mothers.The best thing to do is to warn her about boys with their sweet mouth all to have sex with her or explore her body.I know a girl that has beaten by her mum for these same reasons.Her mother na deeper life member.
Now that she is in the university,only God know how many guys,she have had sex with.She has started wearing short skirts and stuffs like that.This girl,if she enter university tomorrow,her mother will not know what she is doing or will she put CCTV camera in her room?
I know a girl that her mother always check her vagina yearly.Teach her about danger of early pregnancy,sex before marriage etc.

xest:
Girls ehh. Cos of birthday she is not fine.must they always celebrate it?

That a big red flag for any guy.A girl that cannot use the little she has to celebrate her birthday na better red flag.These types of girls are the ones that will do anything possible to get an iphone 11 if her friends are using the phone or the type that will want a super expensive wedding when she know her husband to be never reach that level.All na to show off to her friends.

Death is sweet.What kind of name is that,Hmmmmm!!!!

Continue bro

"Today aint 1st April "got me LOL.A man that try that nonsense is a BIG MUMU.If you want to train a girl,train her because you want to help her not because of marriage.
In fact,who does this nonsense in this 21st century? Upon all the Nollywood movies that had this type of story,some unfortunate men will still fall for it.SIMP

ProfChris10:
The problem with these times is that men have set a standard for God and his judgement. It was one reason I started studying scriptures for myself and with the help of the Holy Spirit. It will shock many so called religious folks how they think by their own righteousness they can be justified. Self righteousness will be the undoing of many. I pray that God will open our eyes to the subtle deception of spiritual pride. Today many fight the truth as the lie and lies have become truth. But God's word standeth sure. The aim of these is to remove people's minds from Christ and make them focus on their self works.

For Christ is the end of the law for righteousness to everyone that believes. For the just shall live by faith.

God bless you Sir.

9jayes:
Ask some Americans who's the president of Nigeria most will tell you they don't even what's Nigeria

I swear including african american.Are afro-americans so dumb that most of them don't know up to 2 countries in Africa.Some of them are calling Africa,a country.When i watch these type of videos on YouTube,i am always speechless

Liposure:
it normal or how else do you want him to treat his son/daughter

You can be strict and still be a little bit funny.Let your children be very happy to be with you.Have you ever thought that why is it that some children are not very comfortable when maybe their mom travel and they are only with their dad but when their dad is not around,they are happy(though not all children but majority)

Mayng01:
I don’t believe it until you show me

Check his/her topics,he/she has posting his/her pictures before.

Maxymilliano:
I have come to realized that children love their mum more than their dad due to women tend to pamper and spoil children. Dads are always strict.

Even if dad pays the school fees, mum would take the child to school to do the payments, the child starts seeing and thinking every responsibility is been done by mum thereby ascribing the glory to mum.

That true but the main reason remains most Nigerian Dad are very strict.Yes!!!!they do their best to provide but that vibe is not there.I sometime joke and talk to my mother as if she is my sister and female friend but I can't do that with my dad.Ozo in Big brother was always taking about his dad,that if he has up of 70% of his father character,he will be a great father and man that alone will make you understand that he always vibe and gist with his father.
But no matter how it is, what I do for my mum,I must do for my dad,because i know how I try his best to provide for us even if we are not very close.Even foolish children remember only their mother.

masterP042:
You see all these testimonies? Forget, they won't tell u the real background story. They just summarize is with "na God".
Someone will pay for admission, or pay connection for job, but will be deceiving people with, "na God", " supernatural" etc
Even many pastors visit top doctors, but wil be deceiving their members with oil and hankie. Promising them divine health. Some even advice them not to take drugs.
Wahala for who no dey use him sense go church

That is very true for some pastors but not all,until you see live miracle especially if you know the person,you will believe.I have a friend that wear thick glasses,after a healing serviceservice,my guy started seeing well.2years and counting,no eye issues.Who did it,God!!!!!!!

SAMBARRY:
Choiiiii

See money

See as them spread food for table like royals

Yet they'll just take scoops from a plate and leave the remaining

These ones don't even know what is hunger , lockdown or endsars

They're not even Living the regular nigerian life yet they're still living in nigeria but not of nigeria

Walahi nigeria bad but if you have money it'll be bliss

Anyway they've worked for it over the years and please if you don't know their story or challenges don't be quick to judge

They all experience hunger before getting to where they are.Even in their early years in ministry,they were not like this.In other words,Don't give up on God.You will get to where you want to get to.

DarkJeddi:
Am a Dentist and I can tell you for free,if you don't brush in a day your mouth starts to smell,not as much as for everyone but it will still smell..

Ok Sir

DarkJeddi:
Don't kid yourself,if you don't brush for a day your mouth begins to smell..

No,some people are like that.My younger brother is like that if he does not brush for a full day,zero mouth odour.

HuntSon:
Like you are to your parents?

Gay spotted,una they try ooo.Enjoy those strong ass.

youngmo001:
That's why I don't date now..still am ready for marriage.
dating those girls now is purely waste of time and money..wen u know that in the next 3 years u are not ready to marry...u will keep on wasting money and another man from nowhere that is ready to marry is catch her up from u.

big boys..just hustle.., have them as besties as a target to be fucking them without dating them

You just wrote what I was about to write.My female cousin ask me why I don't have a girlfriend and I told her that "what is the need of having a girlfriend when I know fully well that even in the next 5years,I am not getting marry.It is better we remain as friends.Life na stage by stage.That no of hours you are spending with that girl,you can use it to learn a skill or improve your life.
You will see some guys in the university,the time they will use to read their books or learn something that will help them in life.They will be spending hours with a girl that may later leave them when he is trying to get himself after school once a rich successful man comes.Some many girls are like that.Not every girl will listen to"be patient babe,I will get there"