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Jodha:
My dear yhure absolutely right...I understand the op though...I was like that when I was young and naive...my friends would make fun of my height....to the extent that I started slouching and was badly spoiling my posture just to look "normal" ...

When my dad noticed it...he told me bluntly that "if yhu think yhure too tall..yhuve not started because yhure still growing...stop giving yhurself hunch back" ...then I started seeing tall models... actresses etc ..omoh I said to myself I can look like them too...

Then I started owning my shit...omoh thesame people that were mocking are begging me to dash them small height...one openly told me that if God would give her just a lil bit of my height she'll be the happiest woman on earth...she told me she laughed at me to give herself hope.. that she wants to be tall too..

How tall are you in terms of feet.

xProfx:
When someone's complexion gets lighter, it's not always because they are bleaching, sometimes its because they stopped staying under the sun for longer periods and they're living better. What Naija sunlight has done to people's skin ehn! Especially if you don't have a car...

Prolonged exposure to sunlight would definitely make anyone turn black so I don't think he is bleaching, just living a better life.

PS: stop quoting me to argue... He might have been light skinned as a kid, that's the only period that can show his true complexion. Unless you have his Childhood pictures to prove he was walwxays black. Don't take someone's darkest picture and try to say the person is bleaching c.os he looks lighter now. It's wrong.

Very true,I can relate.When I was small,I was a fair dude but now i am light chocolate.Anything i see my childhood pics,i just think of how bad Nigeria sun is.My grandma said she always called me yellow bobo.Nothing,i fit do before people say i am bleaching.Na to try maintain the chocolate colour.All colour are beautiful.

How did you know you have bad breath? Did someone tell you or what.

I pity you,Let me tell you what to expect if you marry her
1)She will always do what she likes without your consent even if it will affect you or make you angry
2)She is the type that will always argue with her husband especially when it comes to something that has to do with agreement between two people
3)She knows you are a SIMP,that is why even when you does wrong,she does not care about how you feel.All she know is he will come running to me his queen,apologizing and begging for the nonsense I do.That is what Simps do.They displease theirself to please and impress girls.
The worst is she is just 19years,she never even enter university.She is already exhibited those rubbish characters and you are saying she is this,she is that.Stay there and one day,she go deny him in front of her friends and tell you,two days later,that it was a joke.Just wait,make she go taste university and watch that bossy and disrespectful character grow like an Iroko tree.
If her friends come to slay Queens.Sorry na your name.You said you don't correct her again.Wow that nice,so na when Una come marry,you go come they correct her,that great!!!!!! I love your courage....Abeg leave her and find someone that will respect you.

All those that said they were born that way are wrong.You can change just believe in God.I saw a comment from an American on YouTube.He said he is gay and always do daily hookup.But he said the day he gave his life to Christ.He noticed that the urge to sleep to different guys and have feelin for guys died.This is someone that can't Stay a week without sleeping with different guys.Homosexuality comes to some unclean spirit that can leave you if you have your life to Christ

masterP042:
If peradventure those people got healed it's either luck or scam.. For u to say that those miracles or powers are real, it should have a procedure and should be replicated. For instance, if u say force is mass times acceleration, it's the same, whether in my village, us, uk or in space. But can your pastor always replicate that power of miracle, anywhere anytime?

Did you just say luck? So it is luck that my friend that have Stammering since birth or my friend that got healed in my front after 5years of wearing very thick glasses after a short session of worship and prayer.That does not look like luck to me.
My pastor told us about one atheist he converted.The man had a serious pain on his legs but was holding him while arguing about God but just a 2mins Prayer with that Man,changed him.Today,He is a Christian

masterP042:
Should I tell you the truth? If someone were to find him or herself in a position where only God can save him or her.. It means that chances are already against the person. And things are likely not to go in the favour of that person. What u guys call God is simply chance or luck. Only luck, which is rare, would likely save the person.. So therefore. If u yourself also find yourself in such situation, u will also have the same chance as me, an unbeliever, to survive such ordeal

How did luck save someone that have been blinded from birth,stammering from birth,etc.I know you will say all those miracles stuff in churches is drama.I will not really blame you because you are like thomas in the bible but the day God will heal someone through his prophet that you know all about his problems you will understand.
I am not really a very strong Christian still in the process but no atheist in the whole world can change me because I have seen the raw power of God with proofs not "dem say or i hear say".Change your ways Bro.

inoki247:
Make them give us access to order our thing from Amazon dem no fit sell fake buh wahala for go order for Aliexpress nd Jumia...

What is wrong with aliexpresss? I want to order a phone from them?

StacyO:
Seems you have very low libido.

No,I don't have a low libido.What you wrote made me laugh. every guy has the reason for keeping himself. My own is because of my Christian background.Not all male virgin have low libido.The urge comes every damn time.

StacyO:
Here's how to know whether a man is a virgin or not.
1) When he has sex for the first time,you notice some reddish liquid (blood) coming out from his pinis.
It might not be in large quantity but,it will be a bit visible.

2) When a virgin man pee,his urine always comes out pointed in a straight manner but,once he loses his virginity,his urine will seem to scatter in different directions.

3) He is always a bit clueless in bed but,as time goes on,he tends to master the game.



Male virginity is priceless. Regardless you've lost yours,please try to encourage young boys to keep theirs.

No 1 and 2 is not true.Guys that are virgins usually have wet dreams often to free the old sperm aw so the first time,the guy have sex,I don't think there will be any red stuff because he has already released some many things.I have not had sex because of the kind of conscience I have.
If only the time I opened porn sites for few minutes,I feel guilty and dirty for watching it.I can't even open my mouth in the morning to thank God for a new day.I don't know how it will be like if I start having sex.That why i always say I can't marry a community PU**SY.It's not easy ooo but God dey.

softguy1:
Nothing is demonic here, just that only a small amount of air will be able to rotate that pencil to any direction.

This thing has been existing for years among children in my place. It is a childish play.

It is real.One of my guys did it,he make sure there is no air,he sat like 10inches away from it.Na tell me,how did it turn?
Play and quote me later since you don't believe that demons exist.

Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ made no such selections... In fact, everyone who is born of the Spirit of God, is selected to become like Jesus Christ in everyway and more... I.e. they are all prophets of God by default.

Stop letting these charlatans deceive you with their lies.. God is not a God of favour... He calls all of His to the same duty. Remember the parable of the workers in the field? We are all called the do the same work and the pay at the end is the same for each and everyone of us. God does not operate a pyramid scheme of any kind.

Yes,we are prophets but Jesus said he will sent us pastors ,read jer3 :15

hardon1:
I am waiting for the ladies to fire back


Handsome face = no six pack
Six pack = n o handsome face
Face plus six packs = empty pocket(broke)
Face plus six packs plus fat pocket = small prick
Face plus big prick plus six pack = stingy
Generous plus face plus six pack plus fat pocket plus big prick = chronic womanizer

Glory be to God

The first one no follow,any guy can start working out today and in a year time,a good chest,abs start showing but girls,no exercise to get big boob,na only plastic surgery fit work

Angelfrost:
Okay... I stand very corrected. Thank you.

However, I am quite right in my submission with regards to Delta and Edo sharing similar cultures and names.

Why do we answer both edo like names and Igbo names too.Was delta and Edo together before? Some people like asking me if I am from edo when I tell them my name

Angelfrost:
Not true ma... A lot of kids born in the Ika Local Government area of Delta state bear names similar to those from Edo state (Remember Delta was once bonded with Edo as Bendel)...

The names are merely modified largely, e.g Osariemen (Edo) becomes Osaremen (Delta)... I have friends from that Delta area who bear Edo names like Ikponwosa, Osaretin, etc...

You will see people there with full names like: Osaretin Emefiele, Alex Osifo, etc.

Are you sure?I am Anioma and my name is like that of a Edo name but it start with "Ose" not "Osa".I have not seen any delta-igbo with names starting with Osa though Edo also answers name starting with ose like osereme.
Are you Anioma?

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Nuttella:
I dont go to deliverance ministry, but I know somethings about deliverance, if you allow your kids watch demonic cartoon, they contact something from it, in short censor the kind of cartoons they should watch, if you notice children imitate what they watch, there has been a rise in children killing themselves and killing their parents, it is caused by what they watch.

That true sha.When i was little,i love practicing with i watch especially action/kungfu movies.

Change it to "See How Nigeria Prison looks like or Life in Nigeria Prison" but never do anything that will lead you to prison.It has so many bad consequences.

Nuttella:
Apart from this being traumatizing for a child, this is very demonic, the Grinch looks like a demon and its very demonic, parent should be careful where they take their kids too, you are opening demonic doors for demons to enter and possess your kids life, be very careful.

When you see grown ups that have demons living inside them for years, most time it is caused by their parents careless attitude.

Madam calm down,you talk like someone that goes to deliverance ministry.Those set of people see every small thing as devil.Na so person talk say if you watch avatar or ben 10,you will go to hell fire Merry Christmas to You.

I pick no 7.May God bless you and see you through this year and beyond.

Adakintroy:
Miracle church exist in Norway and Sweden even America.

Very true,I know of benny hinn in America.Yes!! there are fake miracles but they are also real miracles.I usually tell people that don't believe in miracles that the day they or their family member or someone they know get healed,that day,their mindset will change.

So to bathe your own baby na Sin.Every small thing,SIMP!!!!!!
A father should always try to make out time for his children.Answer this question.
Why do most kids get happy when their dad is traveling but feel very bad when their mum travels?
Why do most children feel free telling their mother,their little secret but not their dad. More than 80%children in Nigeria are like that.

collinsuchendu:
Kindly shut up and swallow all the insults sis.. he might be testing you or do you want to end up in shiloh? but if you should retaliate by insulting his parents back and I happen to be the dude.. sorry to say this, I'll try my utmost best to make your miserable life a living hell.

Be tolerant.

Common sense is not common.Mtcheeew.

Beans,even if I go abroad,I must find beans.

He can do Anything he like but from what I heard in the bible,Jesus Christ and his disciples were not using WWE styles on people all in the name of "Demon".Na only am know his source.
Modified:I dey pity those people who like smacking on chairs and tables.Church don become WWE ring.

Danhoys:
I'm also thinking of temporarily suspending him from using the phone, at least three days.

Taking his phone will not do anything.Maybe a year from now,he will be in the university and you will never know what he is doing with his phone.Just tell him that porn can affect the brain,it also kills your spiritual life,masturbation can occur(Once he try this one,Hmmmm,it will take the grace of God and so much discipline measures to stop it)also STD and other diseases.
One more thing,watch porn will increase his sexual urge to try what he is seeing and that is not good(remember some girls are demon possessed.I know some guys here will attack me for this talk)
I was 9 years when I watch porn in my uncle house(I saw pirates of something and I thought it will pirates of the carribean but the teaching from the bible and what i hear in church made me abstain from it and sex,also pray for him.

Meekun:
Hi,
Please is there anyone applying for a. graduate program in North Carolina A&T State University for Fall 2021 plus can anyone enlighten me on how wes is been used.

Thank you!
God bless

Ask this one"how to get high scores in GRE"

tobechi74:
Pursue your dream, forget the hoes

She is not a hoe.Read before commenting.Her type is rare.Someone that can assist you,pray and fast for you and encourage you and above all,stay with you when you have no job,that is a Wife material.

You are a coward.Continue beating her.You have seen signs that she is not meant for you.You dey talk of investments.

Eriokanmi:
bros, keeping virginity no be the only and single solution. Keeling it doesn't exonerate a lady from disappointment. The only solution is prayer, pray God reveals to you what would happen in that relationship you're about stepping into. If there's no way there, God would speak and instead of you wasting your time, you move.

Unfortunately, many of our people in this generation don't believe in all that. They pack their loads and move in with a guy even right from school, living like husband and wife . My sister wanted entering a relationship and this guy was always disturbing her but she said she should give her time. She took his name for prayers and God revealed that he had a lady in his life and yes in a deep relationship. She asked him but he denied. The lady in question was the one who even bought the property the guy was developing that time but he kept lying to my sister that he had nobody. Eventually, he came begging, that it was true but they weren't together again, that the property thing was also true. You can imagine what would have happened to my sister, had she not gone the spiritual route.

Unfortunately, some people in this generation don't even believe in the existence of God. Many had ignorantly said here on nairaland that God is dead, that He doesn't exist Divorce and disappointment in relationships are rampant nowadays because we've lost our values. We don't do the needful. Before our parents married, lots of investigations were carried out, spiritual counselling were observed. Nowadays, you don't need to woo a lady. Just get a dating app and you can bed as many as you can in a week. Girls too don't bother to do all the needful before jumping in. Later you'd see series of WhatsApp status updates like...men are wicked, men are scum, men are goats etc...whereas na she deserve all the names she dey call men

True talk,we should learn to ask the Holy Spirit for direction in all we do.People that don't believe in God,na them know because i have seen things that will make me believe that there is God.Thank God,your sister did not end up like this woman.

frankmoney:
depends on where you stay ...there is almost 20 hours of light where I live in pH

Wow,where is that? I live around that NTA road.