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Na thunder go strike those Nepa people.When they see that month will soon end,they will start giving us 12hours light and sometimes more than that so that when they come to your house,you will not say there is no light.Nonsense people and nonsense government.

Eriokanmi:
You're probably not mature or very childish. Going by your moniker , except you're faking it, you're a female. Some guys are so mouthcoated that, they could keep you perpetually for nothing. Did you know how many abortions he must have made her have? Do you know if her womb had been damaged , all in the name of, babe next year, we'd tie the knot and am not ready for a baby yet so please, evacuate it...we need to achieve this, we need to achieve that first but year after year, nothing happened... There are ladies out there who are victims of disappointment and are in their late 30s and still single . Dem plenti. Unfortunately, most ladies don't naturally like dating more than one man at a time and this makes it difficult for them to have a back up in case of any disappointment

That is why it is good for a woman to keep herself(remain a virgin till marriage).Most guys will use sweet mouth to tie you down and once they get the pussy,get ready for breakup though not all guys but majority.
I stay in the hostel in school and I have heard guys betting with their fellow guys on how long it will take down to get the pussy and when they get it.These guys will come and tell his friends.Why are some many girls not wise?
The guy must have use sweet mouth to keep her for that long and the woman does not have sense and she does not kmow what she wants,maybe good dick kept her.8years!!!! enough time to finish studying medicine and surgery in the university imagine!!!!Na wa oooo
Modified:As guys will always say"No sex,no money".That is why as a girl,you get to also hustle,so that no guy will be able to tell you such.Some girls are looking for a very rich guy for boyfriend why they are very broke.They will ask for money and the guy will also want to ask for the only thing you have(banging body).HUSTLE and have something upstairs.

frankson1:
You wicked o

I swear 20k that some people working in shops are getting na wetin lawyer go dey collect

See how a man that will be 60 next year is looking.Why some guys in their 30s are carrying potbelly up and down.I wish to be fresher than this man in the future.My mom told me that he was so many women celebrity crush back then.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
I heard this guy only cast yoruba actors on his projects.

Check the list.I can see calabar and Igbo names

meobizy:
It’s very obvious why anyone will come for those events late; they are boring. If you come late for a movie na you do yourself. I recently learned white people don’t come extraordinarily early like the article cited as an example. White people normally arrive a minute to the event’s start. I assume their daily lives are boring hence any form of stimulation is readily accepted. Africans live interesting lives so catching our attention is no easy feat; we choose to come at whatever time we appoint for the event and not the event dictating our movement.

I remember when fire boy,Rema,crayon etc came to uniport last year.Before the time for the event reached,some many people were already there.No African time for that kind occasion oo but some of these people come late for the exams.How can your exam be starting 9am and you are coming 9:20am.

adeolaSexy:
please,run away from bronztone!

I am surprised the cream bleached her because my junior bro used it and the cream made him look brown,he was kind of dark chocolate.it even helped his acne.

bluefilm:
All these ones na excuse to push resumption date into 2021.

Well sha, na una sabi.

Soon and very soon, even lecturing jobs and lecturers will become redundant as more and more students embrace learning online from Youtube, Udacity, Lynda, Coursera, Codegym, Udemy, Duolingo and so on...

Guy,YouTube have been saving life.One lecturer will be explaining a engineering topic in class,sleep and headache go dey worry person but once you open youtube.You will see that it is not hard.Thank God for technology.

Tareq1105:
Your problem is poverty.

I swear,covenant starts in 2002 and has just 18 years of existence and it is competing with schools like unilag that was founded in 1962,it is even ranked above UNN that was founded in 1955.Just imagine comparing a school of 18yrs with a school of over 50+.Anybody that called covenant,a gloried secondary sch is foolish and have a poverty mentality.See the world ranking of nigeria universities by THE.
I just dey imagine how this school will be in the next 20years.People are here talking nonsense.God pls bless me,let my children go to better school.
Flokii

tunapawizzy:
statts these days have shown covenant is the best in Nigeria at least judging by employability and productivity of the Alumni BUT when was it ranked in the Top 100 in the world...calm down sir....abi na 1000 u wan talk...i have not seen a time at least 500 American universities have not been ranked higher than any Nigerian University.

Maybe the guy wanted to say top 1000.No african university is in top 100 in the world.Even university of cape town is 2hundred and something.But UI is higher than covenant in world ranking abi?

uthlaw:
getting a 1st does not guarantee success!

If you mean successful in life,Yes!!!! but come to think of it,why will i hustle and instead of my children to make me proud,they make me sad.Let me say Nigerian Parents words"Those that had 1st,2nd and 3rd,do they have two heads"

TRUST NO MAN OR WOMAN,even the holy books talk am.How will i have sex with my friend's wife and how will a woman think of having sex with my husband's friend.Some human beings are devilish.
Those people you open your mouth to call your friend,as you do anything with them,be careful.Mind what you say to your friend because Jealousy And Enviousness will never stop till our time on earth is over

FLYFIRE:
I was going to say so because his academics may suffer if not properly watched

That true.My friend father when I was in secondary school will always tell his son that if I does not get 1st -4th,no PS3 game for him.The time he got 10th,the father do not release the game upon all the cry and beg.Nobody told him,next term he got second position.That is what I will do to my children in the future.

Silentgroper:
Oh.. Ok then.. Hw long did it tke u to learn dat?

I can't remember but I have been swimming for 10years now but I am not still an expert because I don't visit the pool always.Between 2019 and 2020,I have gone to swim only 7times.Bro,na money ooo remember say you no dey swim for free.

Preshmane:
my first of sex experience was with a virgin, it took me three days to finally disvirgin her.. damn, the experience was so good... the lady was older tho, she was 19 while I was 18 then

3days!!!why?

Silentgroper:
Lol. Without ur hands. Oh boy, u be real gee oo.

isnt that breast stroke?

No,it is not breast stroke.I don't even know the name of that style.

Silentgroper:
lmao .. It's essential for swimming na.

How will you change eye inside water.Its just like walking on the road with your eyes close.Na so my guy hit head for wall
Modified:If i can swim without your hands and can float in 8ft like me.I greet you from this side

Zzor:
Wao that's cool, what negative effect do you think it will have on a married woman raising kids, would you rather she opt for another job especially if the husband is well to do and can take care of all her financial needs

I am not working in any oil company but I hope to work there in the future(studying chemical engineering).Though what i notice is that most men that are working in these types of companies does not like their wives working too much or working in a place that requires so much energy and time.
My friend mum studied engineering(first class graduate) and she got a job in one of these top oil company but guess what? Her husband that is also a top engineer working in chevron told her she cannot work there.He said he can allow her to get a lecturing job and help her buy a big boutique but not to be working offshore.He was like who will take care of the children?
She is now a lecturer in uniport.The same thing happen to my uncle that is a marine engineer(2weeks in,2weeks out).He just got a big boutique for his wife and also got her some cash monthly.All the Engineers I know,none of their wives are doing jobs that requires somemuch time and energy.
No rich man want his woman to do any job that will stress her.God knows that some one like me will not like to marry a female engineer and a doctor that will always be in the hospital when me too,I am always not around,except my work is the type that i come home every day.Is that househelp that will be training my kids for me na.

baralatie:
continue with what you have in your waec,jamb and university.
it is only for married woman that Nigeria can forgive and forgo.
for men in this country, Nigeria will use those documents against you if you have descripancy and penalize you

Ok,thank you.

baralatie:
you guys are just confusing yourselves!
you have reduced two names to one meaning you have a surname=1
middle name=1 and first name =1

but if you did it reflect this in all your official documents you are only giving yourself problem

Yes,it is like this on all my documents(waec,jamb and university ).The middle name comprises of the name I got from my mother(she is from rivers)and my English name that is deinbo and paul.
I wanted to change it but I have already written it like that in my waec.Pls is it possible to remove one of my middle name after NYSC or i should leave everything like that to avoid problems in the future.

Sorry OP.Six years is a very long time.I fit study engineering and do Nysc join.Take heart bro.I pray you find someone better than her.

dukeprince50:
OK guys, I'll just try to explain my issues and I wish lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique and seun will help me out.

I have issues with my names, let's Assume my full name is "Naira-Land Moniker Duke Prince"
Now "Naira-Land" is my surname
(please take note of the hyphen between Naira and Land)
"Moniker" is my first name
Duke and Prince are my middle names but I most times use Initials in the middle name I.e D.P

So most of my documents have the name "Naira-Land Moniker D.P"
but when I was about to register for my Jamb, they told me I can't use two middlenames, so I just decide to remove the middle names and register Jamb with the name Naira-Land Moniker, These slight difference in names made me me sworn an affidavit for confirmation of names in Court before I got into school.
Now I am done with my schooling and my school certificate has Naira-Land Moniker Duke Prince.
When I went to register for NYSC earlier this year, they told me I can't do it cos my cert name is different from my Jamb name.
I had to go to Jamb office to change my Jamb names to "Naira-Land moniker Duke Prince" so it will be same with my school cert but I can't use two middle names so I had to put another hyphen between Duke and Prince to make it a single name like Duke-Prince
then due to covid 19, it was kept on hold, then recently I had to go to Jamb office to continue but someone there said Jamb rejected the new name cos of hyphen.
Though Jamb registered me with the hyphen, so why are they rejecting it now? I wanted to go to ministry of education to ask why will Jamb refuse me.
I am confused.

Modified: I went to Jamb office yesterday(1st December 2019) and one official asked me to write a ticket to Jamb and will get feedback in less than 48hrs

Bro,they suppose to accept it na.I have 4 names.When registering for jamb,they told me,they can not put two middle names,so I use a hypen.My name is now like this
Nwabuke Osemere Deinbo-Paul (Surname-First name-Middle name).Jamb does not suppose to do such thing.

sammirano:
so its delta that wants kill you now? There is delta igbos and those ones sef are worst, pretenders but evil.

You are too tribalistic.Because you meet one or two bad delta Igbo does not mean all are bad.We have good people.The yorubas also have both good and bad people.That is nature.

OfficialGaGa:
even delta.. u don't have sense.. u re def stupid n being a tribalistic prick... shey delta na igbo or iPOB? yoruba pipo with inferiority complex issues...

I think he is referring to the Igbo part of delta(Anioma people).I so much hate tribalistic people.

I am just thinking of how her vagina will be.She must have received dicks of many colours,shapes and sizes.Na atlantic ocean be this one.

Usorohtheman:
I like this your comment. I want to involve the military sha. Also, I'm thinking of g
oing back to the house anytime from now. I believe those people are taking advantage of the fact that I'm not at home. They think I'm scared of them, that's why I ran.

Guy,be careful of any steps,you take.Na so they use machete on my friend head because he was
challenging them.Na only God know how he survived.He is still in the hospital.

Lawsimon:
This is how you misjudge people.

I know that what I say might be wrong and also I may be right.Nobody knows

mightyhazel:
She looks like the extreme shy type. occasions like this terrify them. even though deep down they are ecstasic about it

Maybe,because I don't know why a young woman like this will be keeping face like person that was flogged.If she married someone of let say Ned Nwoko age or a man that is not fine.I will understand.

Wow,this woman is 48years.That is amazing.She is looking like someone in her mid 30s.I pray my future wife will be able to look like this at that age or even better.Exercise with healthy foods and fruits is a magic here.

Ishilove:
That's the sacrifice we make to have your children. Flat belly or kids. Make your choice

I don't agree with you.We African especially women hate working out.What you say is not correct,for example Chioma,davido girlfriend has a child did it make her to bbecome fat or have big stomach also regina Daniel even mercy johnson,even after 4children,her stomach and body shape is still intact.The secret is working out and eating healthy foods and fruits .

Nuttella:
Does suffering equate for being a wife material? What kind of poverty mentality is that?

No it doesn't but many men do it to test the person.So many women today,marry because of what a man have.Regina Daniel is an example.We all heard that NED dated her for three fu**king weeks.Who does that?
She married him ASAP because of MONEY.
So many girls are very materialistic.My mum told me of a woman that marry a rich man and all of a sudden,things were not going smooth.Guess what this stupid woman did? She run away from their child.
I will surely do the same thing not that I will behave like a broke guy ooo but i will never act like a very well to do guy.Let say,i earn 500k monthy,i will behave like a guy earning 100k first.Some girls are pretendERS.They will be behaving like Angels but once a financial problem come out,they will start behaving like Demons.I don't blame guys that do such.

AbdulBasitBarto:
Just a beautiful script acted well

I know someone that was like you.Always arguing that there is nothing like miracles until the day God healed him with a terrible sickness,since that day,the guy don change.