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Is it possible for her to use her pepper spray if actually she was about to be raped, someone about to be raped would not have d strrwasoning ability to use pepper spray, cos she will be overpowered,

She has used her mum for ritual to get rich

Bovi u re a buffalo and a buffoon for writing such, bovi i dey suspect u e b like say d chick b dey come see u codedly thats y she refused to disclose her destination to d driver, for u to come out openly to support her that means u re having an affair wit her,

Elnino4ladies:
Is Mr eazi that ugly?

He is wogly (wohwoh + ugly)

Bros leave davido alone, he is gifted and God has so much blessed him, Bill gate and mark zuckerberge were sch drop out but now they are the richest in the world, has ur certificate earn u N30000000 in 10years time, Majority of the billionaires in the world were all sch drop out that later went back to sch to study when they have made it, i strongly believe davido will go back to sch to study, remember u re only being jealous of d guy's success. U hv d Brain without good sense of reasoning

What has climate change got to do with the incessant killings/massacres by these so called beast.

Give him sleeping pills or food cooked with india hemp (igbo) before bed time, to enable him sleep althru d night wthout jumping up at odd hours to disturb ur friends. Do this for one year u will see changes

He resemble polar bear

LifeDrama:
Media personality, Toke Makinwa and Lagos big girl & socialite, Roman Goddess.

Who rocked the N1.1m Gucci Flora print silk pajama better? Toke Makinwa or Ramon Figure?

More via http://mandynews.com/2018/01/15/who-rocked-it-better-toke-makinwa-or-roman-goddess-photos/

So pajamas are now worn as outing cloth when it is meant for bed time, imagine roman goddess wore pajamas and also flunting her boobs and butt with a hand bang as outing wears, even toke makinwa pose on pajamas, what a big shame,

contactmorak:
Davido's crew member, Umarudeen Kayode engaged in a fight with Airport officials at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport on January 11th after an argument over verification of luggage went awry.

Kayode aka Tyconne allegedly punched a Checkpoint staff on the face and this of course attracted other security officials - who then attempted to arrest him. He reportedly resisted arrest and pummeled another airport security staff, injuring an Assistant Customs Comptroller in the process.

On January 12th, Kayode was granted bail after he was arraigned before an Ikeja Magistrate court and charged for assault, breach of public peace and resisting arrest.

Now according to LIB, Umarudeen kayode is a former US Soldier. - This of course explains why he was able to beat up the airport officials who allegedly couldn't subdue him easily.

He served in war torn Afghanistan for a full year after volunteering...This was between 2015 - 2016.

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/davidos-crew-member-who-beat-airport-official-was-a-us-military-officer

That means our security officers need to train more, if koyode who was once a US military officer can manhandle airport security officers that means most training undergone by security/military officers are not efficient enough,

No one attends sat gurumaharaji temple

PastorandMentor:
Facebook lady writes a letter to all the fine boys in her church.
Why some ladies dey fall hand na?
I see Desperation.

Modern masquerade

sacluxisback:
Bro i know what i am saying.

Pls advise.

U hv been bewitched by her pussy in that case u need deliverance

theinfong:
"I dated her for 8 yrs, never had sex with her, took care of her, after her MSc, she dumped me" - Man shares story

Heard this and almost cried my eyes off. Each time I get to hear some ladies say, "men are scum", I seldom keep quiet because I have loads of stories and experiences which when shared will not only silence them but may change their mentality about the "men are scum phrase." So, a friend visited my house days back, whilst gisting, he shared a story about a bosom friend of his, who almost committed suicide over the girl he dated. We will use Mr. I as the boyfriend and Ms. I as the girlfriend. I will try as much as possible to cut the long story short.

According to him, Mr. I had been dating Ms. I since 2008, he was in the university then, 200 level to be precise, whilst she was about finishing secondary school. And like many young lovers, everything was good and going fine except the usual "childish mentality" from both parties of course.

Things kept blossoming, everything soft and nice. She got into the university, a private Nigerian university, fortunately for Mr. I, it wasn't one of those universities where phones weren't allowed, so they kept communicating and in fact, since the relationship gradually started maturing, their love kept shinning bright like a diamond.. So bright that other male chyker's couldn't approach Ms. I because almost everyone in campus knew she was "bae-gaged." Yes, she was that proud of her bae then.

Mr. I never missed the opportunity of leaving his university to visit her every weekend, notwithstanding the distance.. Oh, I forgot to tell you, he schooled in far away East, whilst she schooled in the West. And the journey from his university to hers took him 7-8 hours by road and of course, he always used road except extreme cases where he decided to use flight.

Not only did he risk his life plying  bad roads every weekend just to see bae, he also made sure he got stuffs for her, food stuffs and sometimes money (He took it upon himself to bring provisions and money two weekends out of four, monthly). Indeed, bae was balling, no wonder she was so bae-gaged!

And whenever they were on break, back to their respective homes (fortunately they both lived in Lagos), he was with her almost every other day. In fact, both parents knew they were dating. Yes, and they both approved of it. Indeed, Mr. I was happy, he had the acceptance of bae's family members and of course, the heart of bae (So he thought).


A couple of times, when bae resumed a new semester and Mr. I was still home, boss-man will take it upon himself to fuel his car and drive his woman to her uni, not only that, sometimes took provisions to bae's siblings' schools too. Mr. I was in love, so he just wanted to make her family members love him more.. Every guy who has truly loved, will know this feeling.. 

"Mans" was usually broke in school because of bae, you know, bae schooled in a private university and lifestyle was more expensive there. Of course, to please bae and make her family know he was man enough, Mr. I usually soaked garri in his hostel whilst he sent the food stuffs given to him by his parents to his girl.. Love nwantiti right?

Fast forward to his graduation, he got a job which wasn't well-paying like that, but always made sure 50% of his salary went to bae's account. Yes a whole 50%.. (It was at this point I literally started tearing up. A tear dropped from my eye and I am certain my friend saw this. If only he knew that I was tearing up because I couldn't really fathom how mans was so in love that he forgot there is a difference between a girlfriend and a wife). Worst still is, he hadn't even engaged her yet! Oh my gosh!!!!



Well, love was still there (so he thought). All through the years of dating, spending, killing himself to please she and her family, he never for once had any sexual relation with her. Never for once, because she claimed to be a virgin. The best he ever got was a kiss.. A kiss bruh!

Fast forward to when she graduated from university, Mr. I threw a big party for her. Hosted over 30 people (friends and family). Spent close to N650K on the bash (Unbeknownst to his siblings, he borrowed a huge sum of money from his friends so as to make the party a huge success)... And a huge one it was (At this point I started thinking, If only he had engaged her at the bash he threw for her, maybe things would have turned out differently)... Well, who knows, right?





Months after she graduated, he lost favour from his employers, so he was sacked. Things dwindled from his end so his usual 50% to his bae, stopped. 3 months after he lost his job, bae informed him she was going to study abroad, going for her masters' program in Russia. (Funny thing is, she never told him when she even applied nor got accepted). Well, she apologised, he forgave and they were still chilling.

Weeks later, it was time for her to travel, he dropped her off at the airport, they did the usual (kissed and bid themselves goodbyes right in front of her fam.. Yes, they were that close you know!).

Chatting, skyping, doing all sort of things, all these lasted for 3 to 4 months of her stay in Russia. Things became bad afterwards, communication not only dwindled but it dissolved, "mans" was no longer getting attention, "mans" was confused yet still going to bae's house to help out in one or two errands for fam.


To cut the long story short..... Few weeks before she was done with her programme, she sent a text, which read, "We can't be together anymore, I am sorry." .... That was all, 8 years and that's all she sent. No explanation as to why she wanted to call quits. (Cold right?)

Mr. I lost it at this point, became severely depressed, in fact, he was almost going insane. He had to be on drugs. Severally tried suicide but luckily for him, his younger brother came to the rescue. He was eventually admitted in Lagoon for 5 weeks. This was the period bae came back. Bad thing is, she didn't even bother informing him she was coming back and worst thing is, when she eventually heard he was hospitalised, she didn't step her foot in Lagoon hospital.. A cruel world right?

Right as we speak, Mr. I has been in and out of hospital, going through one or two crisis. He has lost touch of reality and become a shadow of himself, whereas Ms. I hasn't bothered seeing him since she came back to Nigeria and in fact, is about to be wed in April 2018.

Love is a beautiful thing only and when it is true and mutual so children of the world, love with your heart, but use your brain!

PS: This is a true life story from a friend to be shared on TheInfo.NG.

Source : https://www.theinfo.ng/2018/01/dated-8-yrs-never-sex-took-care-msc-dumped-man-shares-story/

He tried, for him to abstain from sex for good 8years, dont worry God will reward u with a God fearing and beautiful lady as ur own wife, as for ur job, a better job is coming to u soon. Forget about her, she will regret her action then it will be too late to cry when d head is cut off.

Yomzzyblog:
@YomzzyBlog

Nollywood actress, Toyin shared a photo of herself without make up and she looks beautiful and pretty.

She captioned the photo;



Gists Via: http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2018/01/i-am-extremely-pretty-toyin-abraham.html

Mouth like canoe and legs like tooth pick, infact u re very wougly (wohwoh + ugly)

His eyes are opened, what a brainless thug fighting for nothing all because of serving one rich kid, by d time u enter kirikiri u go no d difference btw Jonathan and buhari. Omojatijati

UbanmeUdie:





She looks more like an Olokun juju priestess than a pastor.

I think she has missed her real calling which is movie kerewawaism.

No, she looks like iya orisha of igbe

frosbel2:
one of this girlfriends!

Na u know oooo

You are only writing this epistle to draw buhari's attention

Lomprico2:
Na him boys get kidnapping money. This guy receives about 100 million every month as royalties from oil coys in omoku.

Thats huge amount of money, criminals are never satisfied, they steal until their lives are stolen from them thru death. May his soul rest in pieces

Let d man use his money to buy common sense, what a childish senator

CastedDude:
A gallant police officer identified as Oluwa Oscar Lam, has revealed how proud he is to be working in the Nigerian Police Force. The policeman who lives and works in Lagos - took to Facebook to share the below words as he compared himself with an "ordinary" civilian. Read below;

I am a proud POLICE OFFICER

They Have University, We Have Training College.

They Have Vice Chancellor, We Have Commandant.

They Have Lecturers, We Have Instructors.

Their Day Starts by 0700hrs, but Ours by 0400hrs.

They Wake up 0600hrs, We Jump up 0300hrs.

They Shake Hands, We Salute.

They Wear Gucci, We Wear Carmo/Khaki.

They Keep Their Hairs, We Cut Off Our Hairs.

They Wake Up, We Jump Up.

They walk, We Double In Divisions.

They Have Students, We Have Cadets/Recruits.

They Have Dining Halls, We Have Mess.

They Go On Break, We Go On Pass.

They Have Conference Hall, We Have Parade Ground.

To Them Nigeria Flag Stays up For 24/7, To Us We Have Colour And Sunset.

They Have Graduation Party, We Have Passing Out Parade.

To Them Injury Is For One And One Only Whilst To Us Injury For One Injury For All.

They Get Short Term Light Drills Only In Their NYSC, Whilst Rigorous Drills Is Our Everyday Blood Tonic.

They Are School Colleagues, We Are Brothers.

They Have Civilian Blood, We Have MOPOL Blood.

They Demand For Respect, We Command Respect.

I took this job knowing I may never get rich,

I've missed out so many holidays, church services and special occasions in order to protect lives,

I'm expected to work miracles and do things other people are scared to do and even save lives.

It has been proven that my life expectancy is shorter than yours because of the stress I go through and the sickness I get exposed to, and yet there are no hero movies about us.

I must give my life everyday for people I dont know, have never met before and even those who dont like me.

When my family is home suffering alone I'm out here in the cold, dangerous situations all in the name of protecting property and saving life.

I am a warrior who gave oath to die for my people!

I am a POLICE OFFICER

Happy new year to you all.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/01/nigerian-police-officer-reveals-his-pride-as-he-compares-himself-with-civilians.html

Bros u dey collect egunje thats y u re proud of d job, if u claimed u hv taken an oath to protect life and property abeg go benue make u go protect those villagers wey fulani herdsmen wan finish

Iyajelili:
You can't conclude the diesel you wash your palms with is not working until you go back there and try again. I understand reason for your concern but be calm and use things that will make your hands succulent.
All the best.

Use concentrated acid to wash ur palms if diesel aint given u any solution to ur problem

Mztarstrechy:
A Lord's Chosen Church member in action.One word for him!


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/see-what-lord-chosen-church-member-was.html?m=1

Not by radical evangelism let people see Jesus in you. This is d highest height of insanity, some churches believe that displaying radical altitude in public makes one go to heaven. They are only creating awareness and not spreading the good news of the gospel

hopefulLandlord:
maybe he's not really mad, just mistaken for one cuz the chosen people I see evangelising always strike me as mad people till I realise they're not eg.

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Tonydoo:
What you are about to read will blow your mind.


Rihanna dumps Billionaire Boyfriend - Hassan Jameel, Now Dating Popular Nigerian Celebrity Photographer and Designer - Tonydoo Visuals

If the news reaching us are anything to go by, TNZ reports that the pair were spotted watching a game of Basketball in the late hours of Sunday, 31st Dcember, 2017.

The sad side to this development is the fact that TNZ is yet to uncover the reason behind iRihanna's sudden decision to move on with her life just a few months after starting to date her Saudi Billionair boyfriend.

Rihanna's Hassan Jameel is believed to be from one of the richest families in the world reportedly worth $US1.5 billion.

Despite being heavily linked in the past to Drake and Leonardo DiCaprio, it is obvious to all that the Umbrella singer has no trouble getting male attention from all over the world.

Rihanna on the other hand has been pictured cosying upt to a mystery man identified as Tonydoo Visuals while on vacation last December and early this year. Shortly after this picture of the duo together, they further went to see another game where Rihanna was seen all smiles with her new lover.

Click this link to see more Pictures of Rihanna and Tonydoo together.



Funny! Popular Nigerian Photographer Photoshops Himself into Rihanna and Tunts Don Jazzy

Smart guy if to say u leave d pics for color background ur photoshop for no gel, all d way nice work.

Na 4 inside shrine una go do una wedding

If Nigerians can say this prayer in Psalms 109 vs 8, i believe every significant goliath will fall IJN. We cant continue with this suffering anymore

Father thinking in his heart: my son don spoil kai na so e go rough handle him wife for bed, see how him dey show him military talent, hmmmm na wao