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How do we get here?

Nigeria has produced many idiots and imbeciles. Buhari came, dug them out and push them to sensitive position.

prizlezzlalasky:
Lol, I had that experience two years ago, went for this cleaning interview at one of the multinationals, the HR manager was a very pretty young lady almost same age range as myself.

She looked at my resume and calmly asked me why I had to settle for the job of a cleaner, without mincing words, I told her my story. She told me that Her concience won't let her give me a cleaning job, she gave me her phone number and asked me to call her later in the evening.

Ladies and gentlemen, my village people struck as my back pack got snatched on my way back from the coy. I tried all I could to get intourch with her but I wasn't allowed into the premises again by the security guys.

This touches me. God will make a way for you.

sibepoc:
Congrats to her after a successful 'working hard'. She's an inspiration to other 'hard working girls'

Lol

Easybela:
pls oooo,if you visit your friend and on getting there,his wife tells you that her husband isn't around, Oga,kindly turn back and leave or call him on phone. How can you still enter his house even after being told that he is not around,comfortably sit on couch,pick up remote and be searching for movies to watch ,last last,you spend like 2to 3hrs sitting there watching movie in the name of waiting for him,some people are not just normal.

I can do that, if the purpose is to piss you off and make you uncomfortable for 3 hours. Lol

E come be like say then fry the boy

Do you notice they are without brain?

Before Uche comes back from market, pastor don impregnated all the vilage girls.

efighter:
This is how chronic madness starts. When the topic is about Tiwa Garbage and you still bring Tinubu inside the discussion. Then it’s obvious that you are suffering from psychiatric disorders, mental imbalance and hallucinations

You must must be a genius, you diagnosed the guy perfectly.

indigene:
This boy himself who said he paid 100,000 for folly, see his papa and mama house at Ogwumabiri

is this a joke or prank?

StubbornGENIUS:
Where did you hear this?

just a joke bro

I heard this man turn down shekarau's offer to join him in Sambisa for €10b. Lol

Lilgabby:
Rubbish comments above... See their mouth "yivam" yen yen.... Aunty, bill the idiot. Shebi u date to benefit from each other. I'm sure the idiot also bleeps you. U dey fuckup. Bill am! If e do anyhow.... No japa oh! Just do like say e no exist at all. No even let am near ur punny again make e no spoil am before ur real husband come.

Ds one too strong. I can't stop laughing! You don't ask her if the guy dey enjoy am or stingy man just dey manage her palliatives

Sai Buhari till 4040

it is well

Why do I want to give you bad advise for God's sake? Arrange boys to go meet your neighbor in his apartment and put, knifes of different size, axe, short gun, double barrel,Ak-47 and small bottle of sniper on his table. They should tell him to pick the one to send him to his maker if he tries it again. They should make sure he pick one before they leave in peace. The following morning, knock his door and greet him and shake his hand and twist it little so that he feel little pain while you pretend as if nothing happened. He will pack out before month end.

Abi ori girl yi ti yi ni?

Attit:
Lol! So why promise when you know you can't fulfill it; yet, you wrote a beautiful post to attack people who gave him suggestions? You only made the promise to sound good. Take life easy man. Lol.

check well, I have responded. Peace!

This is the method I adopted after several attempts to sell to those women end in disappointment. I take my plantain to Ipoba hill market as early as 5:30 on market day. Look for good spot to drop it, then sort it according to size. They will price 800,700,600,500 per bunch just sell at fair and competitive price.

Immediately you drop it, those that will first rush you are the retailers, don't allow them sort it for you, do it yourself. if they do, they will be telling people they have bought it while pricing it 2500 per dozen. If you don't sell to them they won't allow others to buy it and they will be sending their partners in crime to price lower than the first price.If you don't have car to move it, they may even tell you they are not interested again.

As they approach, give your price sharp, whoever is not pricing well should not be giving attention. If anyone of them tell others she has bought it, ask her if she has given you money. You don't want to wastes time 5:30 to latest 7:30am, You should have sold Ten dozens.

Among those that will buy from you are food sellers, and those that process it to elubo. Identify those whose heads are correct, get their numbers and be supplying them. If anyone take you for granted as time goes on, blocking such number is one of the functions in your phone that need to be activated.

Just be fair in your price and develop your market fast. What I wrote is what I practiced for Four years and it works for me. I can tell you, what you will get by adopting this method will not be different from moving it anywhere aside Lagos.

If you don't have a bus,and your plantain is less than 100 dozens, Just walk to where you will chatter a bus and hear the price. if you see a bus that want to move your plantain outside Edo State with less than 60k pls tell me am interested. Moving produce to another state is another line of business that you cannot just jump into. You need people who are doing it, to take you and connect you with the new market. Just imagine someone blindly bringing plantain to edo, he will dash it out, people wont still collect. Lol.

Just as you run from demon here, you will meet devil himself in another market. They can even dictate the price you sell. Don't forget, in this dry season, 3 days your plantain is getting ripe and rotten. I know anything is achievable but you need research.

Attit:
The price of plantain presently in SW justifies moving it there. It is simple arithmetic. Also, it seems you situate your farm where you have so much difficulties with logistics. Try to give him the idea now. You could have just given him the idea instead of posting what you posted. Do not keep his hope hopeless if you can help. And if you cannot help, stop saying what you cannot do.

Man take life seasy, I have a lot on my mind, I didn't even remember I promise anything again.

stalwart123:

The military will soon take over from this present government.
Mark this post.
It will happen before Dec 31.

I am laughing seriously

eddy2farm:
I have been selling my plantain to market women and the price have not been encouraging at all.
Please can any body help me with a good buyer? I stay in Benin city. Please help .

I can't laugh Benin market women are notorious in pricing, if you refused their offer, they know how to clear your doubt by sending tax collector from different angle to you. The last time I sold plantain at ipoba hill market, I was counting 34k and I saw people selling dozen for 4k, I saw a man that got annoyed and pack his own back inside vehicle. One thing is to plant plantain in Benin another thing is for you to sell at profit. Don't mind those that will shove their idear down your throat with well packaged insult. They don't know how difficult it is to bring plantain from forest before you get to where motor can take it to town. Adding that to the stress and cost of taking it to Lagos when you don't have trailer size. Processing it is good but you need to seek advise of people that have done it successfully. You will get old in two years and people will start calling you Epah if you don't apply wisdom. When am less busy I will let you know how to beat those heartless glutton hands down. Take it easy bro

Fahdiga1:
You are rude toward men because that's who you are. stop telling us a tale by moonlight. you can continue being rude for all we care. Shiloh 2030 awaits you

fireeeeee

Yes

This foolish people should go sit down. Nothing happened to their children. We love PMB till 4040

Skyfornia:
I don't trust Orji Uzor Kalu, tomorrow he might betray Pastor Chris the same way he betrayed Nnamdi Kanu and Abia people....but the gate of hell shall not prevail against the church.


In case you are looking for the true definition of karma...check the picture below.

Two of his brother are with Buhari

hmm

I will beat AJ if he didn't win tonight

That is dividend of Voting incompetent fool. So let them relocate, maybe 2023 they won't collect 10k and vote wrong person.

If I see say you speaking in tongues on sunday, I will tell pastor. If you seat at the front on friday, Imam must hear it. Thank God is not female house help that caught you. Lol

Food is ready. Many pm fall on you.