Hi guys,
I know y'all will be like "Its not possible to have a red-nosed Lhasa Apso"
Just so you know, you wouldn't be the first to say that though so just kuku believe
Very well, I know its a very rear occurrence, but not impossible
He's the only 'albino' of his litter mates. Yh, I said albino cause he isn't only red-nosed, he's got golden eyes, pink outlines on the mouth and even pink paws. I know right, I mean paws that can never get black no matter how much he treads in dirty soil or mud.
p.s. We usually avoid him rolling in dirt cause of his coat and furs. Very hard to maintain

Don't worry you'll see him soon enough, I wouldn't need to tell you how super super cute he is but lemme write little about him
His name is Kendrick, yh an inspiration from the rap artist Kendrick Lamar.. Lol
Got him from a friend, a renowned breeder tho. So I was scrolling through his gallery on his photo. Then, I saw him, photos of him (about 7 weeks or so). You know how excited you feel when you see something/someone that's really meant for you? Yh, that's how I felt, lol.
Xoxo cute, with the look that Puss(the cat) in Puss in Boots/Shriek had that could get him anything he wanted right. Those eyes were so aww-full
He wanted him for keeps too. So after much talks blah blah I got him the next week.

..so..story..story..short..

Kendrick is about a year plus and with a few progeny too.
Its really stressful taking him on a walk yunno, cause the attention you'll get ehn. Just last night when I took him out to a joint down my street. About 15 people had to stop me to make enquiry bout' him and get my number too. That's how much attractive he is(uhh I gotta add with me too. So lemme say how much attractive we are, lol)

So Petlanders, do say Hi to Kendrick...from the house of...uhh...
...OK let's leave that for now...

You love his look and genes, and want him for mate? No problem, just lemme know your location, if its feasible.
We are Lagosians by the way.

raptex:
Put 2 and 2 together,I'm the one,High 5

Ab soul- Black lip Bastard

Damn!!! This hit me hard mahn! Damn!

Like a master of words who truly knows the value of his onions
Well said brothmahn

BronzeMajik:
beautifully written, it seems you've mastered the secrets of women.

well done.

I'm impressed and glad you concur and didn't argue.
Nicely said ma'am

HellVictorinho:

Do you have any musical connections?
Or a studio?

Connections?? Just with some bunch of kids that can't even make-up a comprehension of what they got

Studios?? Nah

HellVictorinho
All you gotta do is find an opportunity to promote yourself and express your brand. Be it an online platform, contest, show, whatever just express

And hey, stop asking or looking for encouragements. Just do your thing, take the ride and enjoy it
Don't let the reviews of people re-shape but build you. Makes you grow better and stronger
That's why I said you gotta be your No. 1 fan...at least no matter the odds, I believe you won't kill yourself(verbally or emotionally)

About the Hell, the speaking in 3rd person and the death-oriented thingy, you might wanna limit(reduce) that a little, I mean the way and number of times you say it. Nigeria mindset no dey for tha one o

Cheers!

HellVictorinho:
I beseech the suggestions of PaulAris on this one:I know I can rap but rap doesn't know I can so what should I do?
I really need some encouragement.

Encouragements? To what, tell you what you already know?

Niw you say d rap-world doesn't know hw good you are, cos maybe yu haven't made dem knw hw precisely gud you are
This is Nigeria, where people say to make it overtime u gotta do wat d people want...But fvck! dat, that's bullshit!
As long as you believe yu gonna go far, nd so will it be
Simply seduce d mind and heART of d people with ur brand
And den it hits, a jackpot already

Look, d best advice a man can get is actually frm himself(a mentally esteemed o), cause u totally knw your style and tactics

Ask yourself ?s bout the indepth of ur song, if you truly flow with em

I even love d fact u already believe dat u are good, u are your best fan mahn. As long as you believe nd know your songs are good, so will people too, its just a matter of space and time

SunshineSylvia:
Alright guys.....come get some lessons here
No missed target this year.

So one of em' finally admits huh...good girl!

Odunharry:

Yes the person can as long as he can provide us his or her Jamb admission letter

I just filled the form few minutes ago before seeing this reply
I put in Freshman's year as my education level. I have gotten admission, but we a.re yet to resume
Am I still eigible please?

HellVictorinho:

Take note of the blatant lies.
Rap shouldn't involve unnecessary lies.

Yh sure I do take note
Buh hey its a rap battle, and y'all are anonymous
As long as the punches are strong, lines are fluid and rhymes are timed, we won't really bother about the literal contents of the lines. The only exception is if its stolen
Besides we the judges, so no need to point your opponent's errors except you composing your next words from em
And hey if you notice any "blatant lies", you can use em' for your next core (yunno wah I mean).
Just a tip about battling
Cheers!

HellVictorinho:

Alright, Hell can't wait for anyone before he starts burning,
And I hope raptex ain't dodging cos he drew the battle line but I am going on with my rhyming without minding what he calls his timing.
If you must battle with me,you have got to accept that you are dealing with flames compounded by fire unless you ain't real and I don't joke with fakes in the game,raptex is unknown to me and even his name sounds unpopular to me.
Yet,I won't go over though I can do it like Hovah ,
and when I am tested, it results in what could be described as a divine explosion.
But, instead of assumptions on your matter, I will just declare this space, MINE, for my words weigh a lot more than what you could ever carry.

Damn!! love the last punch tho

raptex:
@HellVictorinho

I'm bout to teach you a lesson, call me the rap instructor/ I'm so ill with the flow,but I don't need a doctor

A1 flows and bars, I bring em to your doorstep/ Don't try me on the mic if you wanna protect your rep

Everytime I rhyme, I make other rappers fidget/ When it comes to bars, I'm a giant, others are midgets

I rap for hip hop heads, Real shiit is what I'm rapping bout/ Other rappers are no match for me, I got all of em tapping out

I'm the real King of This rap shiit, other rappers just dey lay claim/ We're not on the same level, my weakest bars will thrash your A-game/ Compared to me, y'all other rappers are way lame/I'm here to kill y'all, I'm not here to play games

I keep my game tight, I lock the flow like a cell/ I spit fire on the mic, but it ain't hard to tell/ When dope rappers are mentioned, my name's gotta ring a bell/ Your name says it all, boy, I'm bout to give you hell(L)

Holy shii!!
Someone is smokin'!

ednut1:
If God starts collecting the tithe himself today. 90% of the churches in nigeria would close down. The average nigerian pastor is a scammer

Your perspective and ideology, don't make it other's!

raptex:
My gee! Holla back.

Hommie!
What's for dinner brah?...let's go eat something raw right here on Nairaland mahn
I'm with you

Let y'all bloody ass begin! We with you

samysmoothfresh:



it wasnt "toying with my food"
y'all WOMEN fail to understand that it takes courage and full confidence/trust in someone/thing to bet on that someone/thing.,


one can never bet on something he doesnt trust and which he knows will definitely fail.!!!

Brothamahn, save yourself the stress, no matter how many times you try to explain the reason for your actions to these lil' girls, they still wouldn't get it!
Women are illogical
Why do you think Fela always says a particular line about this soft-beings in most of his songs?
Huh (aii go figure)

lereinter:

Perversion is in your lineage

Really? Then you must be the rest of my generation

These girls aint loyal! (Chris Brown was right yunno)

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
If this is true then u are a very stupid being. I pray d friend hands you their wedding invitation dumb morafacka

What's with the names??
Are you that hurt??
You clearly aren't the girl or related to right?
...or did you experience something similar?? ohh I see
With the way y'all lil girls are just throwing insensical jabs, makes it seem like there aint no sensible ones amongst you, no?
You all just think in common, justifying what is wrong cause y'all aint related to the dude
Yh that's right, if y'all lil girls on here were the sisters of the dude, I can imagine the life-threatening messages you'd have sent to her already

Such illogical beings!

lereinter:
Yu and your friend are stupid

It seems you are unwise to fully comprehend the situation first hand. My advice? Re-read, and let us know if you still think the same
By the way, what is the real gender behind that punky moniker of yours? A female trans, no?

lereinter:
Yu and your friend are not stupid

Yh we know

She is really good, a typical black and tan
The best way to know a pups purity is through the parents and their lineage
But cheers! tho, you got yourself a pure choice

My curiousity as always made me ponder if they really do the insertion and shii. Buh jeez, just seeing the ads and display photos only just makes me sick(I mean literally sick).
But hey, the Lesbians are fun and a real turn on to most guys, even the claimed "impotent" ones get aroused.
But I'm not sure if the Nigerian women see it as fun to watch, or they just feel irritated by it?

HARDDON:


In basic Biology, all living thing move right?
Is it same thing in advanced one?

Sense Pill


Get to the point where even your target practice is someone's dream wify! For when we were young, we did childish things, having advanced in age, we must put away childish stuffs. It is no Pride. It is called class.
For no matter the social standing of the jungle, Lion don't roll with rats

Precisely noted SirH, thank you!
Yunno most times, with the ones I aint got too much of a sexual-interest in, I make it more of being "flirty", and "cocky" too. No sexual whatever. Cause most of these ladies are either my Sisters, Cousins, Slose-friends, yh!
Buh for the other non-related-to-ladies, the proportion of witty/sassy/humour is just in check, though I push it a lil' sometimes.

So about the mail tingy and mentorship request sir, when I do commence the everlasting internship with you...yes, I'm an optimist.
Thank you in response

HARDDON:

HANDLING LOVE AND BALLS
SENSE PILL 148 :
Don't flirt with who you can't flaunt

Really?? But I do some for target practice, nothing serious really.

HARDDON:

Yh sure, we gat no choice than to like and share for our followers to get their life intact
SirH I did forward a mail with contents of serious matter, mentoring. Its almost like this great oppurtunity is slipping from my reach and that's you you tutoring me the ways of men, one on one.
Gawwd I'm absolutely sure you'll deeply-value me and like my intellectual approach to situations (uhh not what you thinking y'all, no homo tingy...I'm wayy too young for tha).
I would have sent this amiable letter to your mail buh I guess it will be a jungle in there, hence the delay in reading and replying.
Geezz I wish I had a punchline to drop that'll just entice you immediately (buh you can tell me what really captures thy heART)
And about the request of my tale, lots of them both before and after discovering this thread...yh I know, it seems we are natural for the unnatural (simply meaning I was cut out for thus play-world)
Am I acting needy? ohh well I guess I didn't notice

daviesblaze:

No. 1 Relationship and dating expert.
https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/
Thank me later

My mahn!

HARDDON:
As a spur ,henceon, I wud be giving a royal mention to those who put in the time and effort - reading this thread from the beginning and striving to be beta Men!


@ Kseafresh you are sighted.

@PaulAris, keep the flame on . Your mail told no tale.

@austine4real, more reading stride

(And a host of others who stopped half way and those blinking in and out) I say keep honing your skills as u read and practice.

And to the female fans of this thread too numerous to mention..... There ain't no love left for ya'll . Maybe in another life time


@Lawlahdey, you can't hide
@Rali123
@creamish

Jeez with a year and a month, I just got to page 101...wheew!! its been a really pretty reading
You can actually see me viewing this??, hmm...Nairaland is interesting

Uhh about the mail sir, I did not wanna entice you too much, especially with my tales in moonlight. But not to leave you sad SirH, I'll prefer doing it...

Hi HARDDON, you truly is the Honourable and renowned Prodigy (I think these praises works on you...hehe!!) of yester-years and futurely
...the "mail" tingy please

Hi HARDDON, I still await thy reply to my mail. Please doest not fail me like the water that garnishes fire.
(Yh I'm a poet too, you truly is the future me sir)

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