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Benwallt:
https://independent.ng/onoh-chukwuma-who-commits-suicide-after-losing-n2-5m-bet-laid-to-rest/#:~:text=Mr.%20Onoh%20Chukwuma%20Richard%2C%20the,to%20DAILY%20INDEPENDENT%20on%20anonymity.




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How can someone commit suicide because of ordinary 1.5m hin dey owe others.

If I tell you things I've been through in this life ehn, you go know say my mental elasticity na die...

Nemere2020:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nairametrics.com/2023/12/14/shoprite-to-cease-operation-in-kano-from-january-2024/%3famp=1

Remains the useless one in Sango Ota too

Fira09:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ASWXA-datA?si=zZ06olVVAISaToQz



LIB

I think it's safe to just straff these girls in their youth, then marry those that are between 30-35yrs old.

All these early to mid 20s pikin are purely snacks meen...30s babe na d real food.

officialwdhtv:
Moment a husband caught his cheating wife whom he brought to Europe

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOAT9hctQjE

THe husband is not just a joker, he's a real joke in itself.

He was even almost laughing in the video sef

Hin no even send again, he seems tired of life already...

officialwdhtv:
What do you do when you really like a guy who has a girlfriend already? - Lady asks a pastor.

Take a listen to his answer. His answer sent his congregation screaming in joy.

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL2nyUZqlmc

Na pesin wey don get girlfriend dem dey always like.

Try get girlfriend oh, e get why.

Benki003:
If bet doesn't kill you nothing in this life would

Try being an alcoholic.

ednut1:
No laws against them in Nigeria .

Marital status- married people are more trusted for certain positions as its not easy to run away with a family of 4 for example when compared to a single guy in cases of fraud, embezzlement or theft of company assets.
For females- they want to know if they are going on maternity leave soon. If they have children already then they can infer too .

Religion- there are companies who make it compulsory for staff to pray in the morning. Mostly protestant Christian owned ones. So they want to know if you be Muslim or Catholic.

Age also- a 45 years old man vs a 24 years old man are not the same. You can send the younger one on mumu errands at work or talk to him anyhow. But a 45 years olf man you go collect slap one day.


The Senate and House of Representatives need to pass laws on them. In my current country of residence those things are. Forbidden from your resume

And where is that?

Spectators:
https://punchng.com/id-like-to-die-after-eating-pounded-yam-adeboye/

Be very afraid when an old man wants to go poop. Their vagal system never makes them come out of the toilet alive...

ukaface:
Mtcheeeeew

Later Una go Dey yab women
See this one na, will do anything over piece of cloth… smh

Na why women dey quick run mad be that, cos dem no just understand wetin men really want

adaperry25:
Is it a Nigerian thing or something? Met 2 ladies already and its same old stuff.

I initiate all chats and calls. If I don't call..no communication..if I don't chat..no communication.

While chatting..you have to ask all the questions and bring up gists.

They can't call u randomly to ask after you.

I don tire o

Trying foreign ladies might not be a bad idea.

Try fvcking them first, and they'll act like you stole something of inestimable value from them, by disturbing your life with a barrage of calls...

Hezzyluv:
Not really. Its 2ru the colors. The fake one has bolder color. And it's mostly the 1k note.

Honestly, if you are used to these notes (the real one's), you will definitely know the counterfeit one's.

Me I know but the way they feel sha, cos fake dey always feel different.

Even a blind man can know.

Hezzyluv:
I have with me 5pcs of 1k counterfeit notes which people gave to the guy working for me all in the name of patronage. I could spend it at night too. But (conscience no go gree me drink water drop cut). So, l had counted my loses and told him to be more careful next time.

How can one be more careful next time? By feeling the notes?

Chibuzoripob:
Tell that to ur gate man father

Who helps your shoe maker father feed you with the #100 daily he shines his shoes with.

Omo Baba shoemaker

Chibuzoripob:
My wretched family can feed ur useless, misfortune parents and generation unborn.Pig

Only in your bed wetting dreams.

Chibuzoripob:
like ur dumb father

Who still employed your wise father to feed your wretched family.

Chibuzoripob:
101 how to DIE sharp sharp.I dey take one 🤨 watch the gas I connected my gen with.I go return am back to petrol. Life is good

You be mumu

besayag:
A Nigerian man has tied the knot with his brother's female tenant who catered for him when he was at the hospital after he was diagnosed with kidney stone.

The pretty lady with the handle @winipoko on TikTok stood by her man and offered unwavering support to him.

After the man recovered from surgeries, he decided to surprise his woman with a marriage proposal.

He also gifted her a car and an iPhone as a token of appreciation for taking care of him during his health struggles.


In her words; “From being his brother’s tenant to being his girlfriend But the devil came to steal this joy away. Few months of being with him, he was diagnosed with kidney stones and needed urgent surgery.

“I’ve never seen him in so much pain and he lost so much weight. We stayed at the hospital for 1 week that seemed like 1year. He got discharged and Took me to my favourite place Because yes we deserve it.

“Bought me brand new iPhone 13pro max In appreciation for taking good care of him.

Baby is back on his feet And life went great until His Thanksgiving day doctor called for a second surgery which he never told us about until that day. Another 1week and he was recovering really quick.

“Yes he is back on his feet again and this time no more hospital. Got the biggest surprise of my life, he asked me to marry him, of course can’t say no to a wonderful human.

“Okay I think this is the biggest surprise, A car for me. And he came and paid in full my bride price because baby girl is also an angel in human form. And it’s been months and no more calls from the hospital.”

The picture below makes it look like a super story

RoyalBlu:
Sister wey sabi.

That akara and pap is everything. Soft landing food

Ready to land softly on his pole I'm certain.

ahnie:
Which one amongst these homemade meals will you pick?




Photo credit.... Ahnies kitchen.

None.

They all look disgusting as fvck.

WorldRichest:
You will collect everything together with December Salary. That means that December go dey very sweet

You're very stupid for this statement. Do you even know weda the guy would be alive to enjoy the salary then?

Dahunsia:
Lol... No wonder Atiku referred to it as jamboree

This your laptops are fake. Stop scamming people of their hard earned cash.
God will jufje you, thief!

Racoon:
So much injustice in the world especially in Nigeria here. One of the ill of the muslim muslim ticket. A muslim will rarely be arrested for any incitement of violence.

Gandollar and Islamic cleric said "the muslim muslim ticket shows the superiority of Islam" but today he is the APC chairman. Ahmed Gumi said Wike - an infidel can't be governor of Abuja because "Christians can never be trusted to protect Muslims.".

A fanatic Islamic terrorist expelled from the nation of India visited Nigerian Air Force base in Abuja even snapping pictures with airmen and tagging it "Muslim Air Force" No arrest or any condemnation have been issued by any Nigerian government official or agencies.

But Nigeria christain soldiers who were speakers in their faith - based conference were arrested and court mashalled. What really is wrong with this nation with this Selective justice mentality? What a country!

Imagine this injustice occurred a long time ago but have been under reported. What have the christain proponents of the muslim muslim ticket like Simon Lalong, Femi Fani-Kayode, done to save a sister? Absolutely none. When it is said adherents of this cult are terrorists, they will be calling us names.

How will the heart of an average person not be hardened when the fanatic killer terrorist always is always shielded to escapes justice while the victim continued to be oppressed and threatened by the collaborating terrorists I'm government.

The earlier you realized Nigeria is an Islamic state, the sooner you'll pack your bags and move to secular and ofcourse saner countries like USA, UK, Canada and Australia.

Gasopanis:
I have been having some kind of pain in my ear for about 2 weeks now, i went to the hospital last week and i was prescribed this drug Augmentin, i was shocked when i went to the pharmacy and was told it costs 57k, i even had to ask the lady if she knew what she was saying, i had to google it and found out she wasn’t lying. I went to buy it today.. it has just 14 tablets. A friend of mine told me it used to cost about 6k in the past.

I’m fed up of the situation of things in this country

It had better cured AIDS.

LadyRosa2:
Tired of eating chicken.
Still have so many in my fridge, for months.

Goat and beef, I'm tired!

Right now, I just don't know any alternatives.

Try starving, it works.

[quote author=Morbeta11 post=127278343][/quote]Lies...

tmarc:
This report is useless

The government is already working on the refineries.

This report at best, will only make people feel bad over what is already being solved

Something for Zombiedients to mentally masturbate on...

Gloscy:
Welcome to nigeria
Monumental failures like this is no longer new to us. Everyday, a new low is reached

I really marvel at the way people's brains like yours work to concoct amazing insults such as this.

Keep it up.

Onlylove28:
Good news

Fvck you

1st aye!

finallybusy:
These are the ones who enjoyed their time in school. Someone like me won’t be caught dead in such gathering.

Them flog nonsense for your head I guess

Didn't even know people still eat yams.
Can't remember when last I ate it meen
Look forward to using it for Ofe 'Nsala before the year runz out.

Mindlog:
If you are very intentional and present in your children' lives, you don't need receipts to prove you cared for them because they know you were there for them and NO ONE CAN manipulate them, you didn't .

No one can manipulate me that my father didn't play regularly with me and my siblings, didn't take us to school, didn't follow up on our performance in our academics: common entrance examinations, WAEC, GCE, JAMB, didn't discuss our career choices with him and my mother, didn't take us to the construction sites he was handling, nor regularly talked about what was currently go on in the family.... everybody in the family knew when money don enter and when e don dey finish as my parents' finances were an open book, to the extent that when my eldest sibling finished secondary school she became the bursar of the house while awaiting university admission.

Be one-on-one with your children, don't delegate it, be an open book to them.

This is lovely.

I wish I can find a woman to replicate this with, the women of nowadays will scatter your plans