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this Edo state wahala pass wetin we dey see for media....u gat visit Edo to understand say their own ruggedity de anoda level..
na den i kno say all erigga de talk anbt edo state no b jus talk
I de one bar 4 Edo state n one small boi de ask me to standup say na him get dt sit...bin wan react bt I notice say all men 4 dt bar jus quiet..
I stand up for am o...na wen I go outside naim d bar man tell me say dt small boi bin carry small Kala under polo n 4 jus blast me go assuming I challenge am bcox kpo kpo jus fall e bros n e no get joy atall...i avoided bars till I leave dt state..

AuroraB:
you were ratted out on

sure na....but based on say I street finish....dm gat nothing on me

Blackpearlxx:
No one is going to preach to you,whatever rocks your boats

yes and am not expecting any preachings either...av bin preached to several times since I was young n I grew up to discover dt all dose preachings hardly relate or happens to real life struggles...its a dog eat dog surrounding we are in and ur preacher man won't tink twice abt eating you if dts his only solution to survive

wahala 4 WHO school for state uni..

good one and dts the only positive news dt av heard about anambra this year, and pls am not talking abt covid positive results..

back to stone age..

nice BT to some exceptions....d past don't determine d future..
know so many guys wey do bad tinz from small n are addicted even in thier teens back in skul all part of d rich classes n doing better than those dt are keeping it clean n humble from small BT still struggling and pls don't preach to me abt morals or clean and illegal money..

science gives life bt more dangerous to life on d wrong hands...
always knew dt earth have alot to tell for those dt seek n atimes i keep wondering what d earth would look like if it av only Africans dt are more interested in selfish plans for the future that isnt certain dt investing on d past dt really determine db future

nice..

Stephenmoka4:
Mine wasn't heavy soaking, hope he is ok now.

sure....he said it reduced in uni....maybe due to age or d environment bcox he schools around d north n said its cold dier...

Lagos self don de cast....na to carry small pistol or dagger take Waka n protect myself o..
remember last year when me n my padi de stroll back home after d night highness n notice say 3 starnge gees de follow us mayb bcox of my padi hold clean i-phone n dm tink say we b mugu..
as we don observe dt strange mapping na so we jus de take sharp corners n d guys still de follow us...we jus drop text shaprly give our rugged guys mk dm wait us for jungle ( wr we de gather smoke n discuss life n hustle) say some rebels de track us n niggars say dm already de jungle de high but as we turn back we no see d guys again...
DM get Luck say dm no follow us reach jungle....dm for sing n perfom for us all night..
Lagos soft for who razz n if u go dull, boys go use u play...

making appointments when not sworn in? I thought they avnt declared him d winner yet going by wat a read Putin said yesterday..
if na naija na, trump for don make calls n we start seeing big figures from K,K K states which would Mk him end up winning d polls..
CNT wait for our country to start dis e-voting process n dts when i would take elections serious

movies are make believe except its porn..

nice BT it looks scripted just for d gram...
maybe after d guy av done a private proposal n she said yes, dey both planned to give online peps gist to talk abt n dis thier own package
don't get me wrong dt its impossible for a bea to propose to a gee, it do happen bt it hardly happen in naija n even if bea wan do am, its codedly mk d gee no go fall her hands for public..naija guys wey de run for marriage..

Stephenmoka4:
I did try that powder thing, works for me. (Small amount)

no problem, mayb urs isnt dt worse...my bro case was different, during exams he do enter halls with 2 coloured hand towels n placed on his table....whenever our teacher sees it or ask, he would jus say when d exam start, d teacher should check back n see d main reason for his towels....my brother hands de soak d exam paper join n d whole clsss de pity am bcox it makes his works n writing slow...we go join bet teacher Mk DM give only him extra 30 mins..
during his computer based jamb it caused problems n he didnt finished BT still passed bt e don reduce now shaa

stopped reading when I saw "yes he is rich and I love him not bcox of his money".....dts d biggest lie of the century....
with all dose fetish n craziness, assuming d gee broke, u for no call d po po for an say na mentally deranged fellow??

jus take it easy bcox even d abled ones are dieing of depression n frustration..
bin de with emeka wey don finish skul since 2014 n no work, he don work for almost all d factories in lag n de complain abt as life take hard reach, I shock when e say e better if to say him be disabled at least him go get excuse or less pressure of d stagnancy in his life for years..
I jus advised him dt d country av no plan for d poor or jobless, Mk he sharply go learn handwork or carry laptop n start to de bomb like terorist..
d way d country be like dis na all man 4 himself n e no matter how person take make am, na to jus make am...

so many strange gifts that the girls calls dier best or most expensive..
1..a bea back den promised to gift me a very expensive gift n I was expecting a p.s device or a bicycle bcox d bea dad bin hold bar, only for her to visit empty handed n was quoting epistles of love, I got bored n asked her where is d said most expensive gift ever n she said its her "virginity" I just lost interest n told her dt wr am from we dnt disvirgin ladies n she should jus buy me chicken n wine, she did n i swore i enjoyed it more Dan d said virginity I also entered weeks later..
2..happend last 2 years in my year 1.love de shack me n i used a financial gift from my dad to buy new infinix phone for bea on her bday n d next month she packaged her so called expensive bday gift, wen I unboxed I saw love greeting card n 2 packs of dt smallest size of indomie n a note saying "bcoz u love noodles too much"....Wetin pain me pass b say she no even add any egg or drink join d indomie.

Stephenmoka4:
Use little amount of powder.

lolz...u gat no idea abt dt situation...his palms gets wet is jus like when someone dipped his hands inside water...powder isnt any solution to think about bcoz even when you mop d hands with a towel, its gets wet d more in jus few minutes n d water from d hands would even b dripping..

its natural n would reduce as u grow older...it happened to my twin bro back in sec skul bt av reduced now...both his hands n feet quickly gets wet especially the worst when he is on pressure..
the one wey de pain us pass b say dt e hand de always spoil our PS pad back den wey de fire video game n some game ous de reject am n de tell am to buy e own private controller wen coming..

so many.
was managing one bea in class back den n she started behaving strange n even told me dt she jus de pity me n doing me a favor by dating me n he gave a list of 3 of the hottest bea in class saying none can never think of dating me bcox d boi no too hold bar den BT 2 months later, d boi fresh up small, dumped her nagging ass n switched to d hottest in class n I was happy seeing pain n hate in her face whenever me n my new slay bea walk pass her ous laughing n playing love...
second is one of my ex dt once said dt am too dull n dnt even kno anything dt its only sex I know n dt am useless, I dumped her n got serious with life, year letter d mumu was seeking for admission n entered d cafe dt i was managing n saw me attending to cliants doing editing n other designing works, she became so clingy dt his boi is now smart BT I pushed her of dt i dnt mix business with useless pleasure..

it looks more like a comedy skit bt these whites are just too funny n can go overboard to play dis dier crazy prank
all I can say is dt she shouldn't try it in a nigerian wedding especially in Lagos bcoz bliggers would cut out dt prank part..

see no hypocrisy here bcoz all man wants his partner to look good bt dnt doesnt mean she apply too much makeup dt would transform her beautiful face to a painting board...

na normal Lamba na....all for d media bcox we all kno dts not even part of the main reason he visited..

leave talk n start doing wat u are paid for...action speaks louder than voice my gee

I see nothing wrong with dt style bcoz its jus like cr7 n neyma stop n play style....i even consider dt style too weak for a good p.k taker bcox dey is little force on the Ball which mks it easier for keeper to save...
the way jorginho n varnandez in man.u keep missing thiers would mk a coach want to Change his kicker...look d say football greats like cr7, messi, ramos n even balotelli plays p.k n u wnt b angry even when they miss theirs unlike dt joke dey called hop n play style

SafeArch:
England have worked on their league so much that it has become the most marketable in the world. Everybody is rushing in to invest. UAE, Asia, US, even Nigeria's Uzor Kalu, everybody wants a piece of the cake. Kudos to them. Spain are only gathering the best players England are gathering the revenue.

I partially agree with you bcoz goin by ur last line it means dt England is d best leauge business wise bt jus behind la liga in d Football itself bcox the too much moni in epl makes its club looks over rated when facing other big teams in Europe...EPL is jus abt d moni.

nice one jigga for investing in one of the richest league in d world..

naija don cast abeg...

lamba