TajuDEENaMao:


https://punchng.com/lagos-community-fears-disease-outbreak-as-refuse-overruns-rail-tracks/

Something needs to be done asap

Aliveandhealthy:


Boss are you still in Gambia?

I left Gambia already, I still have friends there anyway

I pray for you today, all your prayer requests and supplications shall come out positive.

Say a big Amen!!!!

wildernessVoice:


FCT is never treated as a State. It stands alone for candidate to win 25% of votes as requirement for winning presidential election.
If FCT is treated as a State; why is gubernatorial election not held rather it's administer by Mr. President via a minister.
I'm ashamed that a lawyer of Falana status exhibit tribal bigotry on a simple phrase in our constitution. Probably he wants to be hired by BAT to get his share of the illicit cash of a drug baron.

Funny enough, he cleared that 1 month before the election

Great100000:
AC Milan 1

Vs

Chelsea 4

We're on Same page.

Chelsea 4 Milan 1

Take it to the bank

Threesha:
From DM

$150k or naira

Njiiboota:
Mmmmm

Wahalai you never ready to promote your business

mrvitalis:

Bros that's not the question ooh we want to see the credentials he presented to be admitted that's all sir

You're a big fool,
I'm sorry to say.

So after reconfirming that he attended the university, you still want to see the credentials he presented before been admitted.

So a school like Chicago University will award him a degree or even admit him without due process. Its time we leave this certificate issues and face other pressing needs as regards BAT. I want him disqualified by all means, but you see this certificate is just too watery.

Thanks for this post.
You just spoke my mind.
I said same thing on twitter yesterday. Truth is we are towing the same line of ignorance we towed in 2015 that brought this present administration in power. What if this certificate saga is a delibrate effort from Tinubu to firstly keep his name on lips of every voter or/and just take their mind away from asking cogent questions that involves governance. Chicago University came out to clearly state that Tinubu graduated from the university. He worked for mobil and delloite andd you all think he must have forged certificate to work in those companies. Social media politician like to act and think smart, but their smartness is usually in reverse.

adefitim:
Indomie age, read this.
Most times, "social media politicians" don't learn vital lessons from past mistakes.

In 2014/15, all you did was looking for Buhari's certificate when you could have used that precious time to engage with fence sitters to lure them into your camp. Rather, you were so fixated on a retired General's school certificate.

This time around, have seen trending now questions about where BAT attended primary and secondary school. Thank God they are not saying he did not attend University. They did not say he did not have a first class degree in Accounting and was a University scholar who graduated top of his class with full scholarship!

Also, they did not say he did not work with top multinational companies like Delloitte and retired as Treasurer of Mobil. They avoided all those ones but are clawing on straws about his primary and secondary education.

They keep doing the same thing every time, yet expected a different result. You will think the voyage they took in 2014/15 chasing Buhari's certificate would have taught them a lesson in how not to chase shadows but face real issues by challenging the capacity of candidates to govern. Asking critical questions about how BAT planned to turn the economy around etc and other very germane issues expected of very demanding citizens. But na lie...they must all chase shadows.

A matter that the almighty late Gani Fawehimi, SAN pursued in court in 2000 and LAHA investigated and nothing came out of it is what you guys are carrying around almost 20 years after and you think you can use that to stop Tinubu. I dare you all to use that fake document you are posting around to sue him! Guess who was Tinubu’s lawyer when this matter was trashed 20 years ago? Equally fiery Femi Falana, SAN.

A lot of you don't even know how it was difficult in the past to get funding for a secondary school education. My father passed secondary school entrance examination twice to the popular Christ school, Ado Ekiti but could not attend because his father could not afford the tuition. That was the experience of most of our parents and that of Tinubu’s generation.

May father did not have secondary school education but later in life has multiple degrees from the University of Ibadan and retired as an English Lecturer. My Uncle, who died recently also did not see the four walls of a secondary school but ended up with a PhD from University of Ife. My other Uncle who might be reading this, also did not attend a secondary school but ended up at London Polytechnic in the 70s and later with a FG scholarship attended Norfolk State University, Virginia to study Mechanical Engineering. He also retired as a Lecturer from the Polytechnic, Ibadan.

Now, the question is, how did they all get the requirements to enter University? A lot of you thought it's like nowadays when only what you need to get admission into tertiary institution is a WAEC and Jamb. In the past, there are different routes to gain admission into the University. Some is by doing correspondence courses which earns you required point average for University admissions.

These are brilliant folks who for lack of money were not able to attend conventional schools and attend University the way you all understand it nowadays. But it did not stop them from forging ahead to do all what was necessary to reach the peak of thier educational pursuit.

In fact, in the past, your years of experience in certain line of job after your Modern school certificate (many don't even know what a modern school is) and ability to write an essay in that line and an entrance exam set by the University can earn you admission to study a course in that line where you have worked for 10 years. Your years of experience in that field earn you points to be considered fit for admission once you can aso pass the entrance exam. Some, it is a teacher's training certificate and doing well in university entrance exam that earned them university admission.

You think Tinubu is a fool? A man would wait all these years, working and running around to build a political war machine and would not have all areas covered? What did not stop him to become governor in 1999, you think you can now use that to stop him in 2022/23? Do you guys ever think deeply at all?

Tinubu attended Richard J. Daley College in Chicago in US where he obtained his High school diploma...they don't do WAEC in the US. Get that straight into your medulla oblagatta.

What you get as a certificate after completion is known as high school diploma not waec. This can be earned within 2, 3 or 4 years depending on your brilliance and your grade. Click the link below to see how many years Tinubu spent to earn a brilliant grade and set a record in that college.

Anyway, make una continue to dey chase shadows. Some of you need to go back home and ask elders how things are done in the past. Some don't know more than the bridge of your nose.

For those of you who are wise enough to read in order to learn click the link and read from Tinubu himself how from poverty he rose to become a toast of the Chicago State Universit y and the best graduating student of his set.

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Anaerobi:
Are they Religious Bigot?

I no too like people way d treat other religion like sh*t

Lool,
You know I do tease them about been more Christian than their actual religion, Islam.

They are religion tolerant. They celebrate Chritsmas , Easter and other Christian holidays even more than the Christians there.

Welcome to the smiling coast of Africa.

If you're less busy, we can link up during the weekend. Senegambia or Fajara

Cheers!!!

Error401:
Urgent pls
Is she really pregnant?
I think the line is too faint to proof pregnancy damn
She insisted that she missed her period but this result isn't convincing enough!

Pls help me urgently

Have you ever imagined if she probably used red pen to draw the faint line..

Use your head bro, let her repeat the test in your presence.

Kids of nowadays are enjoying I swear

Bro, those days was like hell..

I remember the day my mum beat me cos I got home late from Jamb lesson.
Jamb lesson whuch she paid for oo, she knows the time lesson closes, but once she has plaited that Shooku hair style like this, wahala has entered ��. This woman beat me that without hearing reason for coming late. So many innocent beating I've received in this life.

Or the day she gave me one hot slap cos I didn't sing very well during praise and worship seeing in church. �

KoshCAD:
Indomie generations no fit know this song.

Seven rivers in Africaaaaaa
Seven Rivers in Africaaaa

Nile, Niger, Benue Congo orange limpopo Zambezi....

Guyman02:
Nile, Niger, Senegal, Congo, Orange, Limpopo, Zambezi.
Old G's here will recall this rhyme about the rivers in Africa that year

Nile, Niger, Benue, Congo, orange l, limpopo, Zambezi.

Where Senegal take enter

Tell him you had a 3rd class first, see his reaction then tell him jokingly that it's 2.2 oooo.

With that you've saved yourself from the first annoyance.

Don't thank me

Stevenson20:
Even dogs dey do abortion too?




Wahala don wear chieftaincy agbada and cap

This one add feather oo

Omoolumo:
Bro abeg is there any site I can visit , that post Gambia job vacancy.... i had BSc in Economics!! Abeg I need you help , cause is like that Gambia na better country ohh ... no job here at all

Gamjob.com

I understand this case very well.
For the first time in long time, I wore a slippers to work on Friday... and the compliments was just crazy. Some said mu feet looks feminish, one directly told me that he loves my feet.no homo.

Personally,I care for my toe nails oo.. crazy pedicure and washing whenever I want to wear slippers

Revolva:


So because of bedbug someone should just park out of a house and leave everything ..it's so funny na so e easy to park to another place

The best remedy for those terrorist bed bug is kerosense and sniper mix it and apply it hiding areas .

And also do it every day for a start then later weekly

Always out your matrass and pillow and clothes in the hot sun ..bedbug hates anything hot ..they hate sun , they easily get melted by sun ray heat

Bro, If bedbug prob hit you, I swear all these remedies will just be stories.
I hate that insect like mad.
If I see snake and bedbug, I will kill bedbug and leave the snake

My candid advise, just leave that house.. I mean when leave everything and rent a new apartment. Not even one cloth should be taken from the apartment. Start life afresh somewhere far from that place.

Mangekyo:


I'm a chelsea fan but I can't deny the fact that man city are favorites for the title. Followed by us. Liverpool stand a better chance than united.
Man city
Chelsea
Liverpool
Man utd


I'm that order

Drink water and read what you wrote again.

GOTVee:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, any Christian who eats Bush meat will end up in hell fire and will never rest in peace. This is the commandments of our lord in the Bible

Chief Judge of Heaven.
All glory and mighty be unto you.

Suleiman and Sex be like 5&6..

Why are they bent on using Sex to bring down this man's ministry??

FalseProphet1:
The US army should just train them on how to run since that's the only thing they're good at.

But on the other hand America shouldn't feel too bad that their 20 years stay and billions of $$$ spent in Afghanistan was a waste, it wasn't cos the Taliban have learnt English and diplomacy this set of Taliban is the upgraded version unlike the former Taliban controlled by Osama Bil Laden that were so brutal. This set will easily negotiate with US and the western world for peace to reign.

I see a peaceful existence between the Taliban, the western world and the USA, I see Nigerians trooping to Afghanistan for visa, I see them placing a visa ban on Nigeria.

This I have seen.

This man is always cracking me up.

Pls what have you seen about arsenal this season.
What has been revealed to you

Even despite this dressing, she was still accused of dressing wrongly.
Why?

She was told she needs to cover her face and wear gloves.

Dont lie, you picked the plate at T junction

inumidun2010:
This ONE FUTURE IS fe-MALE. Abeg lawyers are TRYING. When I dey CRAM PATHWAYS that year 4 SCHOOL, Any Small thing, FOOD don disappear for my STOMACH.
One SMALL GIRL go just CRAM CONSTITUTION for HEAD come still dey talk about AMENDMENT again... No be JUJU BE THAT ?

Pentose phosphate pathways, ... its the application that matters.

But wetin dy carry food commot for stomach when person dy read sef

Davidonkonsults:

Lol. Attempt suicide and you will understand. You will be treated then prosecuted. The law is you shall not take life. Not even yours. Even euthanasia is not allowed. There may be exceptions though.

Not in Nigeria anyway, you attempt suicide and everyone shows compassion on you.

I read about Euthanasia and it seems legal in some country. Although the legality is still been debated in these countries. Majorly Moral and religious reasons.

Davidonkonsults:

Doesn't have that right.

Right over my life ??

post=103982923:
......and what point are they trying to prove by thing the corpse to her back?
Is that the only way to pass a message to her?
Veey Backward anyhow people everywhere.


We guess this was the same 'leave' 9ice sang about in his track Gbamu-Gbamu Jigi-Jigi ?

Gegemu dey here, mafiku sere!...Is that gegemu? Don't toy with death!!
All the stories we have heard, see, read about this particular leaf have never end well.

Guys, BEWARE OF GEGEMU, It kills you before your time.



This reminds us.....
Let's give you a true life story about this gegemu before starting our Barbecue duty for the night .....

LONG READ, IF YOU ARE OBE OF THE LAZY YOUTHS,
Scroll down to the next post with sweetened!
If you love interesting and educative, very educative post, read on friends........

The 'gegemu' Party: A real life story

Birthdays during my undergraduate days in the university were always lit.
From early morning beating rituals to late night parties filled with food and booze. Did I say early morning beating? Yea, celebrants always take some beatings for the culture. The break of dawn usually sees friends (and foes, perhaps) gathered to take their pound of flesh from the celebrants. Some go as far as pouring powdery flower and water on the birthday victim. Missiles of sachet waters fly around like its Syrian war while assailants render a line from a popular song:

We are getting old and getting high!
Afternoons are filled with little or no activities since everyone would be engaged in one or more academic activities. It is a university after all. Nights are the most interesting and are usually filled with booze, girls, music and a whole lot of fun. I am sure some of my Nigerian readers can relate and would give anything to have those days back.

Back then, alcohol seemed like the heart of any party. Without it, party rockers don’t come to play. Alcohol level tolerance differs among individuals. While some are already talking gibberish and confessing their sins with just two bottles of beer (usually of about 14O proof or 7% alcohol each), some are just getting started at one crate (a crate of beer is twelve bottles). Science has it that alcohol tolerance is hinged on varieties of factors such as body weight, age, sex, mood, ethnicity (?), rate of consumption as well as the food and drinks taken before the commencement of alcohol consumption. However, I am sure there were guys that defied all the hypotheses of science about alcohol consumption back then.

It was during one of those night birthday parties a friend (birthday celebrant) of mine got introduced to a stuff that could help him save money on alcohol supply for his party. After taking the beating of his life early in the morning, plans went underway to make the night the talk of the town. The bulk of the plan focused on alcohol supply which seemed set to suffer due to a shortage of funds. Unfortunately, a couple of the invitees would pass as those that would readily defy scientific explanation on alcohol consumption. Something drastic had to be done and indeed, something really drastic was done

Suggestions started flying-in left, right, front, back and center. The idea of beer for the night was totally ruled out simply because of those that could turn beer into water; no amount of beer can inebriate them. We jokingly call them antichrist because their actions seem to be an antithesis of Christ’s miracle in the bible. He turned water intto wine, they turn beer into water. Infusion of weed (Cannabis sativa) into home-made punch drink was also suggested but quickly thrown out because of the illegality of weed.
Guys did not want the school authority clamping down on them because of a birthday party. Finally, one popular guy volunteered to provide something that could be mixed with home-made punch, legal, safe and guaranteed to knock even the biggest alcohol-tolerant person off his/her feet. The idea seemed perfect and everything seemed set. The night came and dissolved quickly.

The following morning was quite melodramatic. As at 10:00 am, music could still be heard loudly in the party room without any sound of life coming-in or going out of it. This aroused the curiousity of the neighbouring students and a visit was made to the party scene. A couple of participants were found sleeping in the room, some were found sleeping in the toilet and the celebrant himself was nowhere to be found. It took quite an effort to bring them back to life and when they did, no sense could be made of what they were saying. Whatever they have taken the previous night is yet to disintegrate half of its half-life in their systems. Where could the celebrant be? Perhaps he has early morning classes and has left for academic area?

Majority of those around concluded the celebrant must have gone for classes. It took almost four hours for those that were woken from slumbering to start regaining their senses, albeit none of them could vividly recall what transpired the previous night. Whatever has been introduced into their drink must be extremely powerful. Six o’clock Post Meridiem: still, no sign of the celebrant.

After what seemed like an eternity, a call came through to one of the participants, a mutual friend of mine and the celebrant. The call was from Chief Medical Director of the University’s health center. The celebrant has been hospitalized and the attention of those close to him was needed. Ten minutes after, about ten of us were at the male ward of the university’s health center where our friend (the celebrant) was lying awake and looking at us like a total stranger. Something about him looked different and sinister. The doctor in charge of his case has a lot of explanation to do. What happened to him


Your friend was brought-in about thirty minutes ago all the way from Benin. He was found sleeping by the road side along Ore-Benin highway and was brought here as a result of the university’s identity card found on him. We had to charge the phone found on him before we were able to contact you. He seemed to have lost his memories and reeks of alcohol…

The doctor continued talking while all of us present kept looking at each other with a telepathic exchange of questions taking place.
A lot of what the doctor is saying do not add up. If a driver moves at an average speed of one hundred kilometre per hour (which is almost impossible on Nigerian roads), it will take nothing less than six hours to get to Benin from the location of the University. It simply means our friend left for Benin long before the break of dawn, perhaps while his birthday party was at its peak. How did he get to Benin? What was his mission there and was he doing lying on the road? There are over a thousand questions with no single answer. Perhaps we should rather ask; what was present in the drink that they took at the party?

The question from the doctor must have jolted us all back to reality. An explanation was made to the doctor about went down and how no one has an idea of when, why and how he got to where the patient was found. The doctor explained further that our friend needs urgent medical attention but what was mixed with the drink he took at the party needs to be identified first. Unfortunately, the supplier of the substance was not at the scene. A call was made through to him and he mumbled faintly on the phone

WTF is Gegemu?
Those that are close to me know that I am a teetotaller; an attribute that is virtually incompatible with a typical birthday party in the student’s hostels within the university. Therefore, even though I participated in the early morning beating rituals for my friend’s birthday, I was deep asleep while the night party was going on. Hence, I knew virtually nothing about what they ate or drank during the event. However, the mention of the word ‘Gegemu’ reminded me of one of the songs that were reigning then:

It was later on after the whole incidence that I took my scientific self to research about the substance that was responsible for such an evil and dangerous reactions. The after-party experience observed was as a result of an infusion of a particular plant into their drink of the participants. Datura as the plant is botanically called is a genus of a flowering plant in Solanaceae family; the same family with the egg-plant. The genus is believed to be native to North America (Mexico to be particular) and exotically found in other parts of the world. It is made up of about nine species; D. stramonium, D. innoxia, D. wrightii, D. metel, D. discolour, D. leichhardtii, D. ferox and a host of others

Out of the nine species, three are found growing in different areas in Nigeria including D. innoxia, D. stramonium and D. metel with the latter being the most popular among the populace, especially the youths (the reason is quite obvious). D. metel is popularly known as ‘gegemu’ or ‘apikan’ among the Yoruba tribe found in the Southwestern part of the country, ‘zakami’ among the Hausas found in the North and ‘Myaramuo’ among the Igbos which are predominant in the South. The plant grows as an annual shrub or perennial herb with erect stems and a characteristic smell. Depending on the cultivar, the colour of the plant’s flower ranges from white, cream, yellow, red to violet. It produces a green, knoby fruit.

The plant has a wide variety of application that has been investigated both scientifically and ethnobotanically. It has been shown in several types research to have antifungal, antibacterial, cytotoxic as well as hallucinogenic properties. Proximate, nutritional and phytochemical analysis of the seeds of the plant revealed a highly nutritious but phytotoxic potential. Tropane alkaloids and scopolamine have been reported to be present in the plant and both have wide application in the world of medicine.

The capacity of the plant and its component to cause memory loss as well as slurred speech has been investigated in rats under laboratory condition and results showed a modification to the brain frontal cortex, the portion of the brain associated with memory, verbal communication and reasoning etc. Several medical cases associated with deliberate or mistaken ingestion of the plant have been reported prior to this particular incidence. In fact, a majority of the population of a whole town have been reported to have run mad because they mistakenly utilized the leaves of the plant in cooking their food

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.
Back to the health center scene

Those that participated in the bash that has regained some level of normalcy explained that a decoction of D. metel was mixed with punch drink that already contained a significant level of alcohol to make the birthday party go wild. The individual effects of alcohol and the active substances present in the plant is quite enough to provoke series of undesirable reactions, let alone a combined/synergistic reaction. They really invited it on themselves.

The mention of ‘gegemu’ helped the doctor in diagnosing what could be wrong with the now indisposed celebrant. He was placed under intensive care for close to 5 days before returning to a semblance of himself. However, up till today, none of those that participated nor the celebrant himself could recall what transpired during the party. How the celebrant got to Benin overnight remains an absolute mystery

Say no substance abuse!


Thank you all for reading.

Wow,
Nice story,
Just open a thread for this bro